Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
"Healing doesn't mean the damage never existed. It means the damage no longer controls our lives."
Whoever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. (X3)
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. (disturber my sleep much >.>)
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. (males or females? O.O)
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. (I wonder what would happen indeed...)
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. (Huh? I don't get it... O.o)
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. (soggy carp XD)
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. (Ooh! A slumber party! I wanna join!! XD)
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" (lol! XD)
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. (... cool but wouldn't do it)
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (MUST DO THIS X3)
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (Pfft! LOL!!!)
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. (What's a Madonna look? OwO)
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (PICK ME!!!! )
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" (...No the men in the white coats again NOOOOOOOO X3)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! (... Ew? But LOL! XD)
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" (pika pi! X3)
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things ( X3)
If to you, Edward is that awesome little character (wink) from Fullmetal Alchemist and NOT that moody, sparkly guy from Twilight, copy-and-paste this into your profile.
If you have ever copy and pasted stuff into your profile before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have screamed out or talked to nobody in particular, copy and paste this into your profile.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love your ability to read, write, and own a library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile
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If school altogether should DIE copy and paste this into your profile.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Black green sparkling grape juice
YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)
1(Jan) - I shot
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
...Apparently I ran shirtless with a bowl of cereal because I love weed O.o, how did they know? well, i would do most of it, appart from the weed thing, cause weed is bad and sucks. DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
When life gives you lemons,make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the freakin' hell you did it!
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile