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Joined 07-30-03, id: 428667, Profile Updated: 06-19-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Sorry... but I am swamped with school, and work, and etc. so I'm done with fanficiton!! If anyone wants to e-mail me for a short pd. of time, you can @ chezE122091@walla.com or chezE122091@walla.co.il .

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Starlight and Fairy Tales by starrysummernights reviews
Kid!lock, eventual Teen!lock, AU following Sherlock and John, Mycroft and Lestrade through childhood- including first meetings, the hazards of being friends with a Holmes, getting into trouble, and falling in love. Rating may go up in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,146 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4h ago - Published: 7/27/2013
Captive Hearts by Nana-41175 reviews
A Medieval AU Johnlock romance. John Watson is a captive Highlander tasked to heal the Gaaldinian Prince from a strange malady. In return for his pains, John is forced into the service of the Prince, known only as Monseigneur. Rated M. Chapter 37 up! Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,363 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Further Arguments With Chip and Pin Machines by starrysummernights reviews
Sequel to "Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines." Wherein we have a general misuse of CCTV cameras, couples therapy, murder, a break-up, a reunion, odd puppy shenanigans, declarations of both love and insults, shagging, a wedding, Johnlock, and Mystrade- and that's only half the story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Sorites Paradox by tripodion reviews
"Something heavy lands in front of him, splashing in the puddled water, and Sherlock is thrown off his feet, his face roughly smacking the rain slick street. He raises his head off the wet pavement. He must have hit it harder than he presumed. Because now there is an angel in front of him. He says his name is John." AU Wing!Fic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,251 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 6/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Westwood University by bethanyyerinn reviews
University AU. Teenlock/Unilock. Sherlock and John meet by becoming roommates during their first year at university. Fun fluffiness and adventures and drama and smut and evil plots and good stuff like that. Ships: Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 92,982 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,743 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by highjynx reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines by starrysummernights reviews
A collection of drabbles that offer a peek into the lives of John and Sherlock, Mycroft and Lestrade, and other Sherlock characters. Humor, Fluff, Romance, Angst, Johnlock, and Mystrade. Cover art by the wonderful Frogstarr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Painted Hearts by sparrow-on-a-shoulder reviews
AU: Sherlock is a painter in 19th Century Paris. John is a military officer who came to Paris to look for a future wife. When they meet, they form a friendship that helps them both see what really matters in art and in life... Artistic Bohemia and all of that, names of actual historical figures (French painters) appear. Rated M for further development.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Green by iolre reviews
Greg has a green thumb. So does Mycroft. Shameless Mystrade fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Clash of Storm and Sea by Quinn Anderson reviews
Music School AU. The first time John heard Sherlock play, he knew he was done for. Teenlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,964 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Where We're Meeting by Qalets reviews
Months after John Watson is invalided back from Afghanistan he meets a stranger on a train: one that can read his military career in his face and leg and his brother's drinking habits in his mobile phone. Then, years earlier, he meets him again.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,168 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Some Things Never Change by alyxpoe reviews
A Sci-Fi AU: All those light years away and the Admiral could still get under his skin. He flipped over to his back again and noted as the time projector flipped numbers across the wall as a reminder. He sat up on the mattress and started to button up his shirt. His fingers stopped moving almost before they started. Why the hell would it even matter anyway?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Broken Beats by WhispersOfStarlight reviews
Time is a brisk wind, for each hour it brings something new... but who can understand and measure its sharp breath, its mystery and its design? Paracelsus
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Violet Nights 1: Golden Afternoons by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Persuaded by friends and family, Bilbo Baggins quits his boring job and opens a quiet café with a rainbow sticker in the window –everybody's welcome. He doesn't expect it to become a safe comfortable place for a very protective and paranoid family, who happen to run the biggest gay club in town. He's not complaining though, not when Thorin looks at him like that.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dis - Complete
What have we become? by Jlocked reviews
A bored Sherlock can be quite troublesome. But John's solution to the problem may prove to have unforeseen consequences. (this is an ongoing rp with the magnificent The Lady of Purpletown)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 108,498 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Customary by An Odd Ducky reviews
Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Edge of a Knife by EmilianaDarling reviews
When Bilbo and Thorin started dating, there might have been a few things that didn't quite add up. He always tried to avoid talking about his job, he always seemed to be surrounded by men that he worked with, and his family was more than a little strange. The realization that Thorin was the head of an organized crime ring, however, was more than Bilbo ever bargained for.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Misdialed by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Inevitable by ReviewDiaries reviews
Mycroft, tired of the sexual tension between Sherlock and John, traps them in a lift and leaves them to work out their differences with some interesting results.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bring me flowers by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: It becomes pretty obvious early on that Bilbo knows nothing of Dwarven culture and behaviour. However, he falls for Bofur quite hard and decides to court him in a proper Dwarven way
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
The infinite number of times Sherlock kisses John by novusluna reviews
And the 1 time John returns the favor. Everyone else stops and stares and makes increasingly unhelpful comments. Johnlock. Mentions of Mycroft, Lestrade, Molly and pretty much everyone else in the Sherlock universe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Date Night by Sendai reviews
John plans a date with his asexual, sociopathic flatmate. All does not run smoothly. Can Sherlock and John make their way through date night. This is fluffy slash for Christmas. Rated T for language, snogging and mild adult references. Now Complete!Merry Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Possession by Nana-41175 reviews
**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,294 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aisle Six by esplanade reviews
Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Follow the Evidence by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Voice Like Thunder by JezebelGoldstone reviews
It's thundering over 221B, and John wonders why he's never seen Sherlock during a storm before. But shouldn't John be the one who doesn't like the sound of thunder? Johnlock. Fluff. For the johnlockchallenges on tumblr September prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pull the Stars from the Sky by roane reviews
AU: Sherlock Holmes is a rising star in the music world, fresh out of rehab and about to embark on a US tour. His new tour manager, John Watson, is out of the army and trying to put his life back together after his injuries. NOW COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,231 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Before and After by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A series of events surrounding the marriage ceremony of Sherlock and John. Established relationship, obviously. Smut and fluff, basically. Enjoy. Rated M, very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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Smoke Rings In The Dark reviews
I should have realized that we were too different to be able to love each other equally. I loved you with all my heart, I still do. Yet I realize that my love, my entire being, is not enough for a vampire that has eternity to have everything in his grasp.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
How To Save A Life reviews
I suck at summaries, so just read the dang story. :P Rated K to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For You I Will Confidence reviews
James finally expresses his feelings to Lily, with Teddy Geiger's help, of course. Oneshot songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One Wish reviews
This is just a songfic. Lily loves a mystery guy, and James wants to know who he is. I suck ast summaries. Rated K just incase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete