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Joined 10-02-12, id: 4287045, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 3 stories for Red Dwarf, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hi. Forget all I said. Those previous profiles were much too long.

I'm Jess, and I'm thirteen. That's all you need to know for now.

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Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Avani Hollister by Queen of the Beasties reviews
What would it be like with another character on Red Dwarf, this one being twelve years old, a bit lippy - especially toward Rimmer - and who goes by the name of Avani Hollister?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
Vogon Fanfiction by uberwrite reviews
Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
A Day at the Space Zoo by Mela Sunstrong reviews
The Dwarf comes across a zoo ship run by bots, and Rimmer takes them up on their offer to purchase the Cat. Then it's up to the crew to bust the feline out, if they can manage to stay out of trouble themselves.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cat - Complete
Substitutions by NightCat-HekaSu reviews
Slight Red Dwarf/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Lister finds a recipe in an old book that he's dying to try, but he's missing a few key ingredients.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Lister, D. - Complete
Routine by Person4 reviews
All the crops on the farm was almost ripe, but a storm was coming. Helping them survive is Life's responsibility. Set during his first summer.
Innocent Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Life - Complete
A Gift by nirvanah reviews
Is poor Rimsy to celebrate his birthday all alone?
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Ultimate Deception by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures as Rimmer decides to do the decent, honourable thing. He volunteers Lister to go through the ultimate humiliation in order to avoid certain death and, of course, acts like a total git throughout.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Dad by kellyofsmeg reviews
A resolution to the Series II cliffhanger, this story covers the unseen events between Parallel Universe and Backwards.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,487 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Master Of Homework Avoidance by Zombie Kitty reviews
Written due to lack of sleep & 2 hours of english work, set probably before end of series 2. also features me & Sian too as she stayed up all night chatting with me & listening to ISIHAC
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
a snippet of life by boogle reviews
FINISHED! WHOO YEAH! Rimmer presses a red button, oh no! read this weird poem and find out what happens! :D it's very silly and was written at around 2ish in the morning! WARNING: contains pot noodle pain and crappy rhyming!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Telling Lies by kippersvindaloo reviews
A late-night conversation in the bunk room
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005
The Further Teenage Years of a Loser Called Rimmer by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Rimmer's life has reached an all time low. With the overwhelming torture of school, teachers, bullies, and his family, Rimmer no longer wants to live. The only option: Suicide
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Red Dwarf - Room 101 by starfruit reviews
Short. Stupid. Red Dwarf version of 'Room 101' Hosted by our favourite penguin. (No - not Paul Merton!)
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2002
The Weakest Smeg by Lynn Luther reviews
Well, somebody asked for it. Never let it be said that I don't give my fans what they want. ;-)
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2002
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Would anybody like some toast? reviews
Kryten, in his guilt of 'murdering' Talkie Toaster, repaired him with the vow that they would get along. But it wasn't before long that Kryten got all wound up, and he and Lister try to find a way to sort the temperamental toaster out.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Kryten, Lister, D. - Complete
Curry, roast beef, and smegging ice cream! reviews
Rimmer and Lister are two technicians aboard mining vessel; Red Dwarf. However, the appalling repair of the various Chicken Soup vending machines placed around the ship hasn't done their reputation any good. But when Rimmer comes down with a sometimes deadly insanity virus, things take a turn for the worse...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D., Holly, Hollister, F.
That's the answer, but what the Zark is the question? reviews
A short poem complimenting the whole '42' concept, including the events leading up to it and the Heart of Gold crew's mission of finding out the question (in brief, of course!). Enjoy!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Deep Thought - Complete