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Joined 10-02-12, id: 4287048, Profile Updated: 05-18-16
Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter.

Please Note: My writing has changed drastically since I started posting my multi-chapter stories, so I'm quite stuck on how to continue them, as I consider the writing to be quite juvenile. I apologise to anyone waiting for updates. Hopefully I can do something with them one day.


ABOUT LE AUTHOR

I be Rayne. Certified Slytherpuff and hypocrite.

Drabbles and short stories are my specialty at the moment, though I do work on longer (forever incomplete) works in my spare, spare time. I have multiple collections for my challenge/competition stories.

This account is for publishing and writing. Harry Potter is the fandom that I post for the most, though I am a lurker in many, many others.


PAIRINGS & CHARACTERS

I have way too many favourite characters and pairings; too many to list! You will find slash, femslash, het, poly (triads/threesomes & moresomes), incest/cousincest, cross-gen, etc. on my profile, as well as a whole lot of crack and who knows what else.

Pairings that will definitely show up:

Sirius/Remus. Lucius/Harry. Draco/Astoria/Harry. Lucius/Narcissa. Draco/Harry. Abraxas/Tom. Tom/Harry. Albus/Scorpius. Draco/Astoria. Pansy/Lavender. James/Regulus. Blaise/Neville. James II/Scorpius. Charlie/Draco. Teddy/Scorpius. Marcus/Oliver. Theo/Hermione. Fred/Draco/George. Percy/Adrian.


Disclaimer: I don't own or profit from any of my fanfictions. Yo.

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From Summer to Spring reviews
Chapter 321: 'Remus is flirted with - dubiously.' / Drabble collection. Includes: het, slash, femslash, incest, violence, and profanity. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 321 - Words: 171,839 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.]
Lions Don't Purr reviews
'Remus, a weary telemarketer, calls a Mr. Black with the intentions of selling his company's product. He ends the call with a smile, a more personal phone number, and possibly a sale.' Muggle!AU. RL/SB (pre-relationship). M - Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Somewhere Together reviews
'Remus, born and raised in Wales, and Sirius, a Londoner at heart, share an active long-distance relationship. The distance isn't particularly long, only a train away, but sometimes they feel worlds apart.' Muggle!AU. Established Sirius/Remus. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Alice L. - Complete
Nott Granger reviews
'The end of the war was supposed to be the beginning of something new: something better. But Hermione's not convinced. Finding out your father was a Death Eater and your brother was a boy that had sat across from you in the Great Hall for six years didn't seem like mourning and moving on – rather the opposite.' AU. Hermione-centric. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Corner Street Societies reviews
'London is a city of unbounded mischief – the illegal kind, most importantly – and Fred and George Weasley, owners of Weasleys' Wheezes, have front row seats.' AU. Gen or preslash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1 - Draco M., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Bloke and the Cardigan reviews
'He had barely gotten through the first question when he heard: "Cute dress. Where did you get it?" followed by, "Oh, thanks. It was my mum's in the eighties." Remus' eyes widened. And then, before he could cover his mouth or swallow the sound, he snorted.' Modern!AU. Twoshot plus a drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/23/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Got a Light? (Mine's Burning Bright) reviews
'James and Sirius are chosen to host the next speed-dating night, much to their chagrin, but things only get more interesting from there. In fact, James can't keep his mouth shut, Sirius is the chain-smoker who somehow smokes the least, Regulus has a bad case of RBS, and everyone but the speed-daters get a date (except Barty 'Babe Magnet' Crouch).' JP/RB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28 - [James P., Regulus B.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Technicalities reviews
'Harry and Draco are burgled – technically. Harry is more concerned about the fact that his boyfriend's virtual counterpart is snogging a useless policeman.' HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Sirius Black Only Eats Adult Cereal reviews
'It's summer-time and Sirius and Remus, aged sixteen, enjoy breakfast at the Potter household.' Muggle!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Five Past One reviews
'The same way a mother's child will always be her baby, a big brother will never stop being a big brother, no matter how 'big' his little brother is.' Gen. Canon compliant. Post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Percy W., Bill W. - Complete
Queens of the Neighbourhood reviews
Chapter 17: 'Curse-Breaker Granger is called in to investigate an incident at the residence of Mrs. Zabini.' Femslash drabbles and oneshots (includes genderswap and transgenderism). Warnings and summaries inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., Mrs. Zabini
Bona Fide reviews
'Years pass and people change, though how much and who is up to debate. Hermione Granger doesn't think too long on it, most days. She has more pressing matters to attend to, like changing laws and being the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic.' Theo/Hermione. M - Sexual Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Signed, Lady Voldemort reviews
'The Order are getting desperate and cast the Spatiosus curse on Harry, hoping it will amplify the hate within him for the Dark and once and for all end the War and Voldemort. As with anything that happens to Harry, it all goes a bit skew and suddenly, the Light think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all…' Eventual LV/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,562 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Pardon My French reviews
'Chapter 19: Sirius is dared to pretend that he thinks he and James are dating.' A-Z collection. Warnings and summaries inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,650 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Teddy L., Albus S. P.
Mind Your P's and Q's reviews
'Adrian Pucey is… not horrible. Percy won't go as far as to say polite, but he says his 'please' and 'thank you's (sometimes with slight reluctance), and he's even seen him speaking (civilly!) with people from other Houses. Somewhere along the line, Percy becomes one of those people.' Percy/Adrian. Noncanon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Adrian P., Percy W.] - Complete
You Know, Brothers and Stuff reviews
'Brothers… they pick you up, tell you what a dork you look like, and kick zombie butt with you at their side. In James and Albus' case, this isn't even an exaggeration. Alt: James is ill and Albus offers to do the virtual butt-kicking for him. They unknowingly create a monster, but at the end of the day, they're there for each other – because, you know, brothers... and stuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Harry's Not So Good, Very Bad Day reviews
'In which Harry Potter and technology have a falling out. Take AutoCorrect, unwanted snakes, his godfather's experimental cooking, and put it all together, and you have a one-way ticket to the (family) therapist (that Sirius may or may not want to 'grow with' – as a person, of course). Also, he hates Draco Malfoy.' Modern!AU. M – mature language/humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office reviews
'Scorpius Malfoy didn't want to be anything particularly extravagant or amazing when he grew up – so he became a Healer. Which… is starting to look like a bad idea. And then, of course, walks in his ex-boyfriend. Who may or may not have intentions of getting back together. And why exactly had he become a Healer again? Merlin knows.' James Sirius/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Scorpius M., James S. P.] - Complete
Partners in Pony Crime reviews
Sirius Black is on his way to see a friend when he suddenly becomes the get-away ride for a blue-haired, Mickey Mouse-shirt wearing teenager with a not-so-secret passion for ponies and a dorky father he really wouldn't mind taking for a ride (on his motorcycle, of course!). Alt: Sirius wears glittery nail-polish, Teddy is a misunderstood Brony, and Remus is so over the teen years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
The Duck and Them reviews
'He put his phone back and let it ring, looking down at Barty's messy hair and dragging his fingers through it. Barty's long body curled around him like an oversized cat, the tips of his toes touching the tips of his fingers on the other side.' Muggle!AU. Established relationship. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [Barty C. Jr., Regulus B.] - Complete
Like Twisted Vines That Grow reviews
'They were different; the same; opposites; equals. Black and White, with only their Kings left on the board.' The Stratified Agate Competition Collection! Non-linear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] Draco M., Abraxas M.
A Fix of Moonpie reviews
'Sirius is lost without his Moonpie and James finally has enough and sets about righting the world once more.' Muggle!AU. WolfStar. M - Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Accidentally on Purpose reviews
'In which Remus may or may not be very possessive of his bed and Sirius is terrible at communication.' Hogwarts!AU. WolfStar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Marauders - Complete
I'm Not a Cereal Killer, I Promise! reviews
'Sirius refuses to let a little cold get in the way of seeing his online boyfriend-person.' Muggle!AU. / Written for the lovely Liza!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Marlene M. - Complete
Four Letters reviews
'On slow days, Harry likes to do crosswords at his desk. He's not very good though and often requires help from his Auror partner - that particular day, however, it seems that the crossword is helping them.' Drarry. AU. Light-hearted. Oneshot and drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
It Was Just So Cute! reviews
'One minute Remus is walking along… and the next he's in the hospital, co-owning a dog with a safety-pin wearing stranger. Oh well. At least he has chocolate.' Muggle!AU. Preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Under Lock and Key reviews
'An especially explosive row leads Harry to the conclusion that he will never stop learning new things about Lucius Malfoy. And maybe that isn't such a bad thing.' AU. Established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Lucius M., Harry P.] - Complete
Of Brooms and Boggarts reviews
'Sirius just wanted a new broom. It turns out all he needed was a friend (even if he still really wanted the broom).' Noncanon/AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You Had Me at Pi reviews
Hermione just wants to get home after her date is cancelled, but things take a turn for the better when she runs into an old classmate and fellow mathematics enthusiast: Theodore Nott.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
winter's day has past reviews
'They had been alone for so long, just the two of them against the world… but then others started showing up, people from the past, and Pansy was forced to make a decision: her fears or Neville's happiness.' Zombie-Apocalypse!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Knickers and Cardigans reviews
'Sirius Black and the wonders of knickers, cardigans and her not-so-secret love for her best friend.' Slice-of-life. Genderswap!WolfStar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
A Few Hours To Win Your Heart reviews
'Sick and tired (quite literally) all Remus wanted to do was get back to bed. Of course the elevator would get stuck, leaving him trapped for a good few hours. But wait, who was this man? Was that Chinese take-out? Maybe being stuck wasn't so bad, after all... No, on second thought, it still sucked.' Sirius/Remus. M - Language and Themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
The Essence of Silence reviews
'The subtle, fleetingly drawn out romance of Teddy Lupin and Lucius Malfoy. To those who find comfort in things unsaid.' Teddy Lupin/Lucius Malfoy. T - Language & Sexual References (no underage).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Lucius M., Teddy L.] Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mortified Pride reviews
'Everyone had done things they weren't proud of during the war, but Seamus isn't so sure Dean is going to forgive him this time. Being unfaithful when he wasn't sure they were even together was one thing – knocking up the girl he used to keep his mind off the war was another.' Deamus. High T - Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Thirty-Four Going On Sixteen reviews
'Investigative partners Potter and Malfoy have to stay late at the office on Valentine's Day in light of a new case. It's alright, boys; Astoria has your back.' HP/DM. AU. Light-hearted/crack. M - Auror-y type things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Astoria G. - Complete
To Go Down With You reviews
'Harry knows just how to get his lover to unwind, as well as sneak in something he's wanted for a while.' AU. Established LM/HP. M to be safe. For lovely Lex!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Charlie's Bum Lizard reviews
'In which Harry is a newly-divorced single-father, Charlie is his tattooed next-door neighbour and Jamie hasn't quite learned to keep his voice down yet. Oh well.' T - Language. Dedicated to Lovely Liza!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P., Charlie W., James S. P. - Complete
Just Another Sunday Afternoon reviews
'It was just another Sunday afternoon - mostly.' AU. Established Draco/Astoria/Harry. Slice-of-life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Astoria G., Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Remus and Romulus reviews
"Remus, what are you talking about? Did you not get my message? Nymphadora – the girl I set you up with – couldn't make it. She sent me a text saying something had come up with her family and then didn't reply back when I asked if she wanted to reschedule. Who is Orion? Remus? Are you there? Remus, I didn't send anyone called—" Muggle!AU. Sensitive/Dark Themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Hates His Job reviews
'The Sorting of random Hogwarts students, apparently.' M - Language. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P., Sorting Hat
His Treasure reviews
'A little peek into the life of Hadrian Potter-Riddle, orphaned muggleborn and 'brother' of the rising political leader, Lord Voldemort.' AU. Slashy hints.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Abraxas M. - Complete
How To Save A Life reviews
'Sirius Black meets a stranger on the train.' Muggle!AU. Preslash. Christmas fic for NeonDomino.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fake It 'til You Make It reviews
'Remus is used to bad pick-up lines, but one man really takes the cake...' Muggle!AU. WolfStar. For NeonDomino.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Afterlife: The Tail of a Curious Cat reviews
'What exactly happens after The End? Well. You'll just have to read, won't you.' Sequel to 'Curiosity Killed The Cat'. LM/HP. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Baby, Baby reviews
"…and you're sure?" he asked weakly. The Mediwizard smiled and nodded, holding out the folder for him to see. "You're in your second Trimester – sixteen weeks, more or less. You should start showing soon and in a few weeks we could probably even look to see what the sex is." LM/HP. Slash. MPreg. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat reviews
'Harry, angry and hurt, is wandering the edge of the Forbidden Forest when he stumbles across some kind of Dark ceremony. Startled, the circle swerve their spell towards him and he is forcibly transformed into a creature thought to be myth. He is abandoned and sold, without a hope, and finds comfort in an unlikely source.' LM/HP. Slash. M - Language. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete