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Joined 07-30-03, id: 428877, Profile Updated: 06-14-08
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.
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Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sojourn with Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
The sequel to the Seduction of Severus Snape. Severus finds his summer interrupted by a certain irritating Ravenclaw. Long lost relatives, assassins, bank robberies, orgies... Gosh, how exhausting. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,593 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Severus S.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucie Locks by SlytherinCreep reviews
Very random...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Differently by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Harry realises that he is missing his favourite jumper, and realises that this is a Very Bad Thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Some Books Shouldn't Be Read by Phantom Ange reviews
What happens when Hermoine leaves the potions classroom with something she was never meant to see? What will Professer Snape do then?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Joys of the Flesh by Pavlov's Daughter reviews
In one moment, with one decision, lives can change forever. Kay based, but ALW and Leroux friendly. EC, angst. Not an alteration or continuation...simply an explanation.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,453 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Erik, Christine
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Voldie's Special Meeting with Lucius and Severus by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M.
The Seduction of Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
It's the year after Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and left Hogwarts... The current seventh years need something to lighten the mood. A Ravenclaw accepts a challenge, proposed by Ginny and Luna: pretend to be in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,650 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Small Snippets From Lupin's Daily Life by Drummers reviews
A(n expanding) set of humorous insights into Prof Lupin's daily life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
It's Not Easy Being Green: The frog and snake fic by Flittermouse reviews
In the beginning, Hermione was transformed into a frog and Snape into a snake. One botched spell later Hermione is now a snake and it's mating season! Time travelling offspring. Ghostly prophecies and a mission to save the world! HGAF, SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,917 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Insufferable KnowItAll vs Slimy Snivellus by vaderisgod reviews
Insufferable Know-It-All, aka Hermione Granger, and Slimy Snivellus, aka Severus Snape, switch bodies for a week - what happens? Read my friend. AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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The Power of Love reviews
Harry Potter is at Privet Drive one night and recieves an unexpected phone call. It seems that he has a secret admirer and someone has become deeply infatuated with him. Fluffiness and hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Death Of Voldemort reviews
How many ways can Voldemort die? I'm here to explore that. This is Comedy of a darker sort. If you review I'll give you a cookie!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Undercover Snape reviews
Voldemort has a new plan. Snape, under a very clever disguise must infiltrate Hogwarts and capture Harry Potter. HBP Compliant. There's humor! There's action! There's romance... sort of... So, read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Malfoy's Murder Mystery reviews
Lucius is holding a sleep over. Severus and Remus are invited. One unexpected guest turns up and a few others wind up dead. Can Lucius and his gang figure out who is behind it before they're next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
A Paper Bag reviews
Answer to the Paper Bag Challenge on Fictionalley. Oneshot. Snape challenges Harry to find his way out of a paper bag. Hilariousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Romp With the Death Eaters: Revised reviews
Read about the Adventures of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Includes trips to Wal-Mart, cool new hideouts, and Hagrid's plumbing. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Romp With the Death Eaters reviews
A day in the life of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Peter likes Britney, Lucius has rosie cheeks, hobbit names, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Interviews With a Weasel reviews
An interview with Percy before Voldemort is discovered to have returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Percy W., Voldemort