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KillJoy7772 here gonna tell you a little about me!!

I'm a little bit crazy and my sanity has never fully been intact but I try! Uh I hope to be posting my writing on here at one point...that's all I have to say I guess...so I will leave you with this...

Suicide is never the answer!

Cannibalism in public is rude! (*unless you are in Cuba, parts of Indonesia, and some of Africa*)

Don't lick baby penguins!

Don't die! Or if you do send me an invite to the funeral!

I love you! Have a great day!

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 362,915 - Reviews: 5227 - Favs: 5,442 - Follows: 6,881 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Returning to Sanity by AchillesTheGeek reviews
The insanity that was Voldemort is over. The clean-up is about to begin. How will the Wizarding World return to sanity? And will Harry manage to keep his? EWE. Rated M for slash, adult themes, coarse language, maybe MPREG. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 97 - Words: 631,777 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Forgiveness Doesn't Come Easy by Cavloe12 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have always fought over this and that; but what happens to Harry when Draco stops fighting back? Contains slash, read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,333 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G., Pansy P.
Brothers In The Name Of Science by checkmate14 reviews
A collection of one hundred Science Bros and or Boyfriends drabbles, each exactly one hundred words. I will take prompts for chapters, either PM me or leave it in the reviews. :) Cross posted on tumblr as stark-ruffalo (previously consultingsexgod). The plan is a drabble every other day but I'm not sure how that will go, so bear with me.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Until then, stay dry by SnowMuncher reviews
First attempt at HP/DM slash. Harry and Draco discover an interest for each other during their sixth year shortly after Harry's break up with Ginny. Warning for Smut, slash and general clichés here and there seasoned with love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 126,855 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Can it get any worse? by Yohann reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort at sixteen. On his seventeenth birthday he comes into his magical inheritance. He has to look out for the changes he is going through, the deatheaters still in hiding trying to get revenge for their master's death, and the light's fanatics who want to control him. mpreg, "good side" serious bashing, slash, Yaoi you're warned. Revised
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,597 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Protect You From Your Shadows by celestialdimplez reviews
When Lisanna comes back, Lucy's not upset when Natsu spends so much time with her. But when she is replaced by Lisanna on the team, Lucy's heart get's broken. Add in a confusing one nightstand with Natsu and a dark guild after her and her unborn child's magic, and you have a recipe for a drama. What will happen to Lucy? Please R&R! Rated M. Some lemon.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 198,134 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Book 2: School Troubles by Kiddiluna reviews
The gang is going back for there final year, where they will encounter old foes, Breakups and Children. The Sequel to Book 1: Summer Time Fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Valentine's Vengeance by GeminiFaerie reviews
Sequel to "Tangled in Mistletoe"; same warnings apply. Harry had been avoiding Draco and the blonde has had enough; he's going to make Harry his once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Feel My Desire by Neko-Chan01 reviews
"Would she fear this side of me...? Or embrace my raging desire...?" Rated M for offensive language and lemons. Contains a main story (NaLu) as well as a few side stories (Multi-character, Romance & Humor, Rated T-M) *Cover image is not mine*
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,071 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
Housing by SpadesToStars reviews
Natsu destroys the Girls dormitories in the Fairy Tail Apartments where the whole guild lives, all the girls have to share a room with a guy that Mira picks for them! When Gajeel and Levy are in close quarters, what will happen! Gihee (Also NaLu, Gruvia, and Jerza references) ***ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY CHAPTER UPDATED***
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,039 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Levy M., Gajeel R.] [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
An Empty Frame by missmandymalfoy reviews
"How up are you for a little game?" Ginny asked. "Keep going," Hermione said. "I bet, Hermione Granger, that you cannot seduce Draco Malfoy without falling in love with him first," "Fine. It's on, Ginerva." Post Hogwarts, what happens when Hermione accidentally runs into Draco Malfoy in the shower? The beginning of a game of seduction of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,027 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twisted by PureBloodMarauder reviews
Severitus/Drarry. When a badly abused Harry is rescued, it falls to a snarky potions professor and an arrogant Slytherin to reach him. A new mentor and a cunning love interest team up to reach our Golden boy. Warn slash/molestation. Some Weasley and Albus bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,310 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
New beginnings by Steviee reviews
Harry grows up and things are not what he expects. Rivalries are bought together, and he settles families at war. After everything, he finds love in the most unexpected place (or is it?) and shocks the wizarding world. Or some of it anyway. This is a Draco and Harry Slash. It's also a long story so will take a while to actually get to the Slash! Enjoy! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 129,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
A Blast in Time by aries106 reviews
'Cause everyone needs a time travel story. Draco and Harry have been given the chance to go back in time to teach for the Marauder's 7th year. That just spells disaster right? Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,223 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
You and Me by voldie's lover reviews
Sequel to 'Love is Blind'. They are irrevocably in love with each other, and marriage is most obviously on the cards. But they did not anticipate something that would result their beautiful relationship to be publicly dissected and examined, and the tribulations awaiting them. Will they survive the harsh trials this time? Slash, FredxGeorge, twincest, mpreg, George mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - George W., Fred W.
Nevar by Aoiika reviews
AU. Lily and James are murdered, leaving behind their seven-year-old son. The little black bird has a hard time fighting his way through life on his own. Especially when he's found by a darkness that has followed him, and swallows him whole. HP/DM. Violence and serious abuse later on. Slow romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,974 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Manse by kurisu313 reviews
In a universe where the Fairy Tail gang are high school students, they shelter in an old mansion for the weekend. The trouble is, the mansion may want them all dead. This is my attempt at writing a horror series, and will not be to everyone's tastes. Expect deaths and a little citrus, since we've plonked for the M rating. Mainly Gale, but the gang's all here...for now.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,775 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Quickening by KuroiAgeha reviews
There's a side of Haru that Makoto has always longed to see.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Everything and Nothing by Kri-Kun reviews
The Death Note has never been found and L and Light meet when their young becoming best friends almost instantly. Love starts to fill their lives and Light's klutzy personality is what draws L to him. It's all smooth sailing from there, or not...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - L, Light Y.
The Aftermath (Under Construction) by Angelia Reader reviews
A year after the war,and Harry Potter still feels the pain of battle. After living in fear of the press and fans, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his final year. It seems no one understands the change that the war has had on Harry, no one, save his greatest enemy. As shared pain draws the two together, something darker insider Harry emerges. HP/DM. Under Construction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,006 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lips of an Angel by Ashita polar reviews
A series of Drarry, song-based one-shots. Includes fics based on Lips of an Angel by Hinder, Just the Way You Look Tonight by Tony Bennett, Sleep Together by Garbage, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica, Run by Snow Patrol and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,359 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
The Wooing of Harry Potter by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Harry Potter is tired, and feeling lonely and unloved. Two unexpected young men enter his life, to change things and show him that he is, in fact, very loved. Will they succeed? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,186 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Trials and Memories by Taiyoukai89 reviews
Something at the Ministry has gone missing, and now Draco needs Harry's help. But the Chosen One is not so easily found...WARNING: SLASH MXM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,135 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bucket List by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
Harry is an auror and Draco is a healer. Harry is hit by the Sectumsempra spell and Draco is the only one who can heal him. Harry writes a bucket list while he's still in the hospital. Draco reads it and finds some quite surprising. The man who hit Harry with the spell is still out there and could be coming after Harry again. More summary inside :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,305 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Book 1:Summer Time Fun by Kiddiluna reviews
Draco and Harry have been secretly dating for a year now. Sirius charges have been dropped allowing Harry to go home with him for the summer where both Draco and Harry tell there parents about each other and there summer begins. Warnings: Lemons, Yaoi. Sequel Book 2: School Troubles is out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forbidden Love by KBeternallove reviews
George realizes that he loves Fred, but he doesn't think that he can have him. Mentions of Drarry and Lucius/Severus/Remus. Part of a larger work. AU. Smut. Slash. Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - George W., Fred W., Harry P.
Rhyolite by aBoyWillDo reviews
Sequel to Sectumsem. Warnings for smut/slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
An unexpected letter by Emziechu reviews
Harry loves Draco. Draco longs for Harry. How will everyone react to their new relationship? Yada yada yada, you get the picture. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Finds A Way, Where Wolves Fear To Prey by SecretAnimosity reviews
EDITED VERSION. Warnings: MPREG and SLASH, Dark!Dominant!Veela!Draco/Dark!Sub!Mate!Harry Draco's finally able to step out from behind his father and prove himself, much to the surprise of everyone. However when he comes into a long awaited inheritance, truths come to light, and masks are shed, a shocking romance will rock the wizarding world to its core.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Rock God by jameverimus reviews
Draco Malfoy disappeared from the wizarding world two years ago, only to become the lead singer in a popular new rock band. When Harry encounters him again, he falls in love. Will Draco feel the same way? R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
I must be dreaming, cuz I'm crushing on Harry Potter by Lifeisdeath reviews
Takes place in "eighth year". Draco returns to Hogwarts to receive his NEWTs and finds himself crushing on the confident and downright sexy Harry Potter !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,613 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sectumsem by aBoyWillDo reviews
First shot at H/D slash. What happens if Harry and Draco's HBP metting in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom had gone differently? Cliched, but fluffy warmness and romance are inside. Warnings for: smut, slash and mentions of abusive childhoods not graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,275 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tangled in Mistletoe by GeminiFaerie reviews
Oneshot. This is a late Christmas story. Harry is trying to spy on Draco and gets caught in magical mistletoe...it will take more than a kiss to get him out of this mess. Dom DM/Sub HP slash dubcon rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8600 - Favs: 6,633 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Sweet Prince by heymrstone reviews
It’s been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy has resided to a quiet, lonely life in muggle London. Of course, Harry Potter is bound to come around and stir things up… HP/DM, EWE. Slash - don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,626 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 4,145 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Veela Child, Moon Child by Twilight Goddess7 reviews
Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2542 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete