Crazeenerd
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Joined 10-05-12, id: 4291398, Profile Updated: 04-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Batman, Call of Duty, Harry Potter, X-Files, and G. I. Joe.

Hey everyone this is Crazeenerd welcome to my profile!

Finally got Chapter 4 of Night Phoenix up hope to get some more up soon (What in the next decade?) BITE ME YOU &$%"&$!!! Sorry about that he has no manners I don't even know how he does that. (Because I am the spirit of fanfiction created from a thousand angry reviews and 5 MBs of disk space whooh spooky ghost noises.) Sigh where's Norton internet security when you need it? Any way these are stories I am in the middle of making or am considering please give me your opinion on them and how to get rid of this guy. (Oh that's how it is, is it? We have one fight and you want to get rid of me already my mother was right about you!!! Sob.) God that's creepy!

Just to tell you I'm pretty much a solid Harry/Ginny shipper when it comes to Harry Potter fics but will write a Harry/Ginny/Any female charicter here is I get I good idea (guess we'll have to wait till the year 2100 for that.) I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH ANY IDEAS SO STOP JUDGING ME!!! Sorry about if you have any suggestions please feel free to send them in.

BTW in case you were wondering I'm not crazy that whole thing with the spirt of the fanfiction is a joke (Sure it is.) Sigh anyway no need to call in the men in the white coats... at least not yet anyway the way this guy's going on one of us will be in a strait jacket soon.

In progress

Night Phoenix and The Sorcerers Stone Harry Potter/Batman X-Over: Harry is rescued from the Dursleys and becomes Night Phoenix The Dark Knight's sidekick but when his Hogwarts letter arrives things change and Harry must go out on his own to take down his own rouge's gallery starting with a certain DADA teacher.

Call of Duty MW Redemption Call of Duty MW Story: Sergeant Derrick "Frost" Westbrook now the team leader of Delta Force's Metal Team is still hurting about the loss of his teammates but will a female CIA he and is team are sent to rescue change that?

Operation Eternity Stone Harry Potter/GI Joe X-Over: AU when Harry is 5 he accidentally apperates himself into the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Luckily the USS Flagg mobile command center of Special Counter-Terrorist Unit Delta or more commonly G.I. Joe is nearby. Harry is rescued by Duke and Scarlett and seeing the strange skills and abilities the Joe's adopt the boy and train him to be one of them and is given the codename Bolt

Planned

Unamed Harry Potter/MOH X-Over: Basiclly Harry runs away after his forth year and comes back as a member of SEAL Team Six still working out the details but will be a Harry/Ginny fic.

Agent Harry Potter DSRIS Harry Potter AU Fic: Harry is taken from the Durleys doorstep by Agents of the Department of Supernatural Research, Intelligence and Secruity a secret US Government agency that deals with supernatural threats both at home and abroad. The group answers only to the highest levels of the Government and is authorised to do whatever it takes to protect America and her allies. Years later Harry is one of their best feild agents but when he is called in to deal with the Death Situation in England he finds himself in the middle of a three sided war that could destroy America's closet ally in Europe. Will he be able to bring down the corrupt leaders of the three factions? And how does a certain red headed witch fit in with everything?

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Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,525 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Merlin Protocol by Nute224 reviews
When the new MoM Arthur Weasley's daughter was kidnapped he turned to the muggle government as a last resort. He had no idea the chain of events that request would set off.AU H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,973 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Burst Reality by Jecht Stream reviews
AU: Harry travels to other worlds where he meets strange new people with new types of powers while trying to fight a battle in his own world. He'll meet Time and Reality as he and his other half travel the multiverse as The Heroes of Heroes, with a destiny greater than any, throughout universe's, to guide the greatest heroes! Multiverse-time!travel-multi-worlds Cross-Over!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,677 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/2/2008 - [Harry P., Kallen S., Euphemia L.B., Ginny W.] - Complete
Deadliest Warrior: Poseidon Edition by Poseidon Productions reviews
See fictional characters from Movies, Video games and comics go to battle to see who is THE DEADLIEST FICTIONAL WARRIOR. I'M BACK! Na'vi Warrior vs. Yautja Hunter now up!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,525 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/14/2010
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Division 6: Magic Special Services by LionofPerth reviews
Harry got a job offer after the Tri-Wizard Cup, and accepted it. Independent! Harry, Anti Ron/Hermione/Dumbledore/Order of the Phoenix. Ships: First Harry/Tonks, then later on Harry/Ginny. The rest explained inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,676 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: Life is a Game by 117Jorn reviews
John Shepard originally had three choices, that is until a mysterious man appeared, and granted him power he once thought was impossible. He offers Shepard new powers, and sends him back to the start of Mass Effect. Watch as Shepard goes back, and changes the past so that he can truly win victory over the reapers and Star Child! CRACK WITH PLOT! Time Travel, Shepard x Ashley Harem
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,234 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
The Family G Man by Neoxphile and FelineFemme by neoxphile reviews
After losing his love and his best friend, Mulder is offered a second chance. Would giving one a family and saving the other's child make a difference? Mulder Scully married; Mulder-Doggett friendship
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 774,084 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Harry Potter & the Power of the Eclipse by Zyber Elthone reviews
Post OotP. Harry decides to take the reigns of his life away from Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix and it will change him forever. Rated M for safety. IndependentHarry, AntiDumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P.
A Party at the Manor by smutgasm reviews
Summary: There's a party at Malfoy Manor, who finds themselves with who at the end of the night? Massive PWP with various pairings including: DMHGLM, NMHP, GWBZ, LLSBRL, RWPP, TNDGLB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Order of the Midnight Phoenix by VINcredable reviews
After the death of his godfather, something wonderful happens to Harry and now his eyes are open to Dumbledore's manipulations. Watch as Harry takes the fight to Voldemort on his own terms with the knowledge of the founders to help him. HarxHermxGinxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,185 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Squishy by TerrifiedOfButterflies reviews
You've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going ; Rape, tentacles, great times. I named the squid Gerald.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Giant Squid, Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Superhero by RobPHunter reviews
Harry James Potter is kidnapped by dangerous escaped convict Sirius Black. Years later James Canis shows up at Hogwarts. Ringing bells in many of the professors heads and charming his way through out the populous. NOW FEATURING: Vampire Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,228 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P.
Becoming Alpha by Miz636 reviews
A single difference changed Harry Potter as he began his life at the majestic castle known as Hogwarts. Collecting friends from all four Houses, he starts his journey by becoming the Alpha. Will the changes hinder or help his destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,345 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
The Broken Arm by redandbluetastepurple reviews
Yes I know this is an apalling title, don't mock me. Around the time of IWTB, with Will, Father Ybarra, Mulder, Scully and a broken arm. Read it, it's better than it sounds :D
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
No Place Like Home by Skitzoeinhoven reviews
X-Files continuation 4 yrs after "I Want to Believe" from William's POV. It is the year 2012, the year of the Apocalypse. The weight of the world and humanity's chance of survival rests on the shoulders of this young boy.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - William - Complete
Caught in the Middle by CombatWars reviews
Hermione is looking for Harry, but finds him in an interesting position. What's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Second Chance by rednekS reviews
The war is over, however not all went to plan. Many died. Too many. Harry and his friends are some of the few survivors of the Order of the Phoenix, and after the war, attempt to live normal lifes. However, it seems fate doesn't want them to. Post-OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,092 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Birthday Gift by TopHat reviews
On his way home for the first time in five years, Duke's flight is cancelled, stranding him in Atlanta. Reluctantly he calls upon Scarlett for help, eventually making them realize their true feelings. I've uploaded the final chapter!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,465 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Echoes of Power, Part I: Anger by moshpitstories reviews
Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 373,238 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
World Wizard Rewrite by oso1991 reviews
Harry Potter was rescued by the Dursleys by a mysterious man. Ten years later, Harry Potter returns, trained in various aspects of magic. American blood and spirit magic, African rituals, Asian justsu, European staff and wand magic. Super neutral Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,479 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 272 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
XChat by xOMSFan4LifeOx reviews
ON HOLD! Mulder and Scully create a chat room for the FBI...Lots of funny and plain silly moments. R&R
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Warm Laundry by Dru619 reviews
A Scully, Mulder, William fic. The period of transition from their family of two into a family of three. WIP.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - D. Scully, F. Mulder
Monster Under The Bed by Egyptian Princess of 1290 bc reviews
Scully gets a patient who may give her another chance at getting back her son. MSR spoilers for the movie. PLS R&R REVISED SORRY
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Belcris reviews
AU. Someone stopped Harry from being left with the Dursleys and saved Sirius from spending 12 years in Azkaban. Now it's time for Harry to take his place in the world and he's ready for it, with a little help from a certain red head penpal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,929 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Half Animal, Half Man by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry's life is changed dramatically when Voldemort returns at the end of his fourth year. Oh yeah, he was bitten by a werewolf and a Vampire too! Somewhat DarkHarry, not evil, just a little meaner. HarryGinnyTonks HarryHarem! warn: Sexual situations!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,410 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4530 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 2,725 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
It's all down to Henderson by Twilight Walters reviews
Some rest and relaxation for Scully followed by a fist fight for Mulder. Good job he knows a good doctor, lots of bed rest... ummm... or not. Now Complete. MSR. Please review.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Candy Cravings by Teliko. x3 reviews
Scully is having a very bad candy craving. Can Mulder help her? WARNiNG... written at 3 something in the morning! LOL!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ring of Five by vagabound reviews
[Complete] After the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's summer is one where he comes of age in a harsh way, when an uncle he never knew of shows up and takes him under his wing AU,dovetails with OOTP Please R&R HGRHrNLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 245,900 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Spooky Talk reviews
What do you get when you add Mulder, Scully, William and the word no together and make a story out of it? You getted a ticked off Scully, Mulder doing impressions and an amused William. Oneshot may become a part of a larger series
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - F. Mulder, D. Scully, William - Complete
Going Back reviews
What if they had a helping hand?
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Harry PotterGI Joe Operation Eternaty Stone reviews
AU when Harry is 5 he accidentally apperates himself into the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Luckily the USS Flagg mobile command center of Special Counter-Terrorist Unit Delta or more commonly G.I. Joe. Harry is rescued by Duke and Scarlett and seeing the strange skills and abilities the Joe's adopt the boy and train him to be one of them and is given the codename Bolt.
Crossover - Harry Potter & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Duke, Scarlett
Night Phoenix and the Sorcerers Stone reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys and becomes Night Phoenix The Dark Knight's sidekick but when his Hogwarts letter arrives things change and Harry must go out on his own to take down his own rouge's gallery starting with a certain DADA teacher.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,963 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P.
Call of Duty MW Redemtion reviews
Sergeant Derrick "Frost" Westbrook now team leader of Delta Force's Metal Team is still hurting about the loss of his teammates but will a female CIA he and is team are sent to rescue change that?
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sgt. Derek Westbrook/Frost
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