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Joined 10-05-12, id: 4291958, Profile Updated: 07-21-16
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"Hey Lupin, want to go look at the full moon with me? Haha zombies!" ~Severus Snape


Hello all, the name is Em and the game is being a complete and total nerd, but that's something I'm proud of so it's not much of a big deal. I'm a seventeen year old fandom obsessed dork, who's a Ravenclaw/Child of Apollo/Sith Lord/Pokemon Trainer all mixed up into one. I like to believe I'm married to Bruce Wayne, but I also enjoy thinking I'm married to Miranda Lawson.


Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

  1. Put it on shuffle
  2. Press play
  3. For every question, type the song that's playing
  4. When you go to a new question, press the next button
  5. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Problem by Ariana Grande fr Iggy Azalea

Waking Up: This Is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco

First Day At School: Don't Stop by 5 Seconds of Summer

Falling In Love: Victorious by Panic! At The Disco

Fight Song: Heartbreak Girl by 5 Seconds of Summer

Breaking Up: Remembering Sunday by All Time Low (THE ACCURACY THOUGH)

Prom Night: Never Be What You Want by We Are In The Crowd

Life: The Life by Fifth Harmony

Breakdown: Weightless by All Time Low

The Religious Song That Someone Always Hums: She's Kinda Hot by 5 Seconds of Summer

Driving: Toxic Valentine by All Time Low

Flashback: Loved You First by One Direction

Getting Back Together: Young by The Summer Set

Wedding: Forget About It by All Time Low

Birth of Child: It's Time by Imagine Dragons

Final Battle: Gotta Get Back To Hogwarts by Starkid

Funeral Song: Drag Me Down by One Direction

Final Credits: Blank Space by Taylor Swift

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Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,020 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Moments In Time by Snafu1000 reviews
What started as a quest for revenge becomes something greater, and what began as friendship slowly becomes much more. FemCousland/Leliana Chapter 68 up: The morning comes
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 335,590 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/11/2012 - [Cousland, Leliana] Alistair, Morrigan
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 211,722 - Reviews: 7941 - Favs: 11,268 - Follows: 14,826 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Stolen Gifts by Firelight by The Convergence Roleplay
(For Em) Its Christmas time, and Robin has a little gift for Regina. But he isn't sure how well she'll like it, granted it's not a gift that anyone would normally give her. No this gift comes straight from Robin's heart, and he'll share it with her by the firelight.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
this heart, fossilized & silent (once was tender & once was violent) by Chrmdpoet reviews
Clarke is only three days into being a runaway when she realizes that she did not fully think this through. When she walked away from Camp Jaha, she took only herself, a handgun with limited ammunition, and the gnawing guilt inside her. Three days without food, water, fresh clothing, or bedding of any kind, however, and she is painfully aware of how foolish that decision had been.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,442 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Clarke G., Lexa] - Complete
Memories in a Snow Globe by The Convergence Roleplay
For: Alex/Em, Jane Foster prepares for her first Christmas with Thor Odinson.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Jane F., Thor] Darcy L.
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
The Small Pleasures of Life by digitalPenNibs reviews
For some, the good things in life boil down to a challenging job and unlimited resources. For others, it comes down to snacks and good company. It's up to Miranda to keep an eye out for Shepard as she adjusts to a second chance at life, and sometimes that just means that she has to be there when she needs to talk in the middle of a night-cycle aboard the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 15,452 - Follows: 10,712 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dinner Date by TheChemistJorax reviews
It only happened once, the commander eating in her XO's office, but somehow it was all the crew of the Normandy could whisper about for days.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Perfect Wedding by TheChemistJorax reviews
DO NOT open this if you have a sophisticated sense of humor. Also do not open this if you want any semblance of a plot or purpose in what you read. In fact, it's probably better if everyone just stays away from it all together. I promise this one will stay a one shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Perfect Ending by TheChemistJorax reviews
The Normandy was more a home to her than any building she had ever inhabited. Life after the Reapers, because sometimes it's okay to have a happy ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Perfect Reunion by TheChemistJorax reviews
Miranda wanted to hit the woman, no way was it going to be her responsibility to bring up the past, was it? Feelings were Shepard's forte, not hers. Sequel to The Perfect Woman
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Perfect Woman by TheChemistJorax reviews
All at once, realization struck Miranda like a bolt of lightning, and the unforeseen transformed into the inevitable.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4030 - Favs: 8,308 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Convergence Creation Week reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles about different characters in The Convergence. Rated T for language.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 17h
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