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Author has written 5 stories for Austin & Ally.

Hey I'm Abie! i know its a totally weird spelling! (its pronounced the same as abby or abbie or abbey or whatever)

I'm really sorry if you read my previous profile. I made myself sound like a full-of-myself brat. So I have had a rough time lately and my eyes have been opened. Life is NOT just rainbows and smiles. Life sucks. And I've had a very hard time pushing through. I'm still alive today and hope to get back to writing soon.

I love R5 and Austin and Ally. I'd marry any of the Lynch boys or Ratliff.

I also am in love with the beach and plan to move there one day.

PM me about anything. I'm always happy to talk.

Now for tons of Copy and Paste things:

What a boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? Yes

If so, scroll down

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

(don't cheat--)

Austin and Ally obsessions:

You know your obsessed with Auslly when you screamed at the TV when you saw Cassidy...

You know your obsessed with Auslly when say aww when they hug!

You know your obsessed with Auslly when you mix up fanfictions and the real show

You know your obsessed with Auslly when you point out every little moment on the show

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could dofor her.She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had no attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Please read-true story

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Stop Child Abuse!!

Music is poetry, with personality. - Ross Lynch (Lol, break up the sadness)

Remember that girl you called fat today?

she went home and made herself throw up

Remember that person you called ugly?

they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college

Remember that guy you called gay?

he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years

Remember that person you laughed at for passing out

they're dying of a brain tumour

Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting?

she cuts herself every night

Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?

They will never trust themselves to fall in love again

Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?

He's going to jail for four years

You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.

Her name was Abby

She was only five

This is what happened

...When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

Post This On Your Profile If Your Against Child Abuse

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A black man walked into a room where a white man was sat.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X

You love jeans.X

Dogs are better than cats. X

It's hilarious when people get hurt. X

You've played with/against boys on a team. X

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X

You watch sports on TV. X

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear. X

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. X

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X

Sports are fun X

Talk with food in your mouth. X

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. X

You love to shop. X

You wear eyeliner. X

Sometimes you wear the colour pink X

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the mall. x

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery. X

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance? X

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up X

You smile a lot more than you should. X

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X

You care about what you look like. X

You like wearing dresses when you can. X

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X

You love the movies. X

Used to play with dolls as little kid. X

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 16

Pretty is someone with good hair, nice clothes, great makeup. Obviously, anybody has the capability to be pretty.

Beauty on the other hand and as cliché as it sounds, it is not external. Beauty is found inside a person's heart, that's why it's called 'inner beauty'. That person is beautiful if she speaks words of kindness and wisdom to encourage others to be themselves, who listens to good things and doesn't make conclusions right away, who looks at a person's good side and though she sees this person's flaws, she doesn't judge a person through his or her mistakes. This person has good morals and values that no one can take away from her, because she believes in them and nothing can change what she believes in. Only you have the ability to see if you're beautiful or not.

copy and paste this if you've had your heart broken

Copy and paste this if you think your too old for disney but you watch it anyway

copy and paste this if you love to walk in the rain

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

INTELLIGENCE QUIZ!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Many preschoolers got several correct answers. Most adults got them all wrong.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4.

'toward the freeway. It's helpful having him lead like this since it'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My phone and a bottle of yellow gatorade

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Austin and Ally

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:09

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my dog snoring lol

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

2 hours ago walking my dog

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

gray sweat pants and a navy blue tank top

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. About Ross Lynch :)

11. When did you last laugh?

2 secounds ago when i got a text from my friend

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters,pictures,mirrors

14. What do you think of this quiz?

random (like me lol)

15. What is the last film you saw?

idk i dont remember. i see so many movies i don't remember the most recent one

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

i would find some way to meet Ross Lynch!! And make him fall in love with me!! :)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Copy and paste this if you think your too old for disney but you watch it anyway

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Lets see how stupid we all are (If it's in bold, I've done it)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realising they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Not realized there was no 13

102. Not realized there was no 59

Omg, I'm sorry that my profile was so long! I like to copy and paste stuff.

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Down and Dirty Maid Service by obsessed-nation reviews
Four bachelors need some help cleaning up their house... and sex life. They may all be players, but can each figure out how to be loyal and stay tied down? Or will they bounce back to the one night stand life? Will they change because of their... Maid? A wise woman once said: "I'm here to clean, because you've been a dirty boy!" VERY EXPLICIT SEX.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 6/22/2014
Picture That by kfizzlewizzle92 reviews
AU Austin is a very successful photographer who has been asked to shoot an upcoming actress, Ally Dawson. What happens when Ally catches on to Austin's womanizing ways? Lots of flirting. Lots of bantering. Lots of falling for someone you're not supposed to fall for.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,237 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Complete
Coming Clean by beautiflxoblvn reviews
SEQUEL to ROOM SERVICE - Ally and "Ross" haven't seen each other since that night in New York City. They have dreamed and fantasized about meeting the other again, but what will happen when they meet unexpectedly in Miami? Can they get past the circumstances of their NY encounter? What truths will be revealed now that they're out of that hotel room?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,248 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? by Cilinity reviews
"The only thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you" That boy, is Austin Moon.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Fifty Shades Of Moon by Sleeping with my Siren Rocky L reviews
For any of you who wants to read Fifty Shades of Grey...but Austin and Ally style. I'm not going to change much from the book. Copyrights go to the author E.L James.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,792 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
How to Room with a Guy by Call Moi Crazy reviews
Two teenagers, one room, and occasional parental guidance. Ally writes a list of rules to follow when rooming with a guy. Follow Ally, Austin, and their friends as they navigate their way through senior year, teenage life, music, love and relationships. With some kissing and jealous all mixed in between. Coming September 6th, 2014
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Home Is Where You Are by NotALoveSong88 reviews
People don't believe in ghosts. Why would they? Its just horror stories people tell children to scare them. Ghosts aren't real, so what does that make Austin? Just another freak? (Loosely based of Violet and Tate's relationship in American Horror Story. Some triggering chapters)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014
The Nanny by Llmav reviews
One eventful summer.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,312 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 5/8/2014
He Saved Her, She Saved Him by sweetmoment5 reviews
AU "He wants to make sure that you don't go off and steal anywhere else, so I offered to take you in and watch after you. Y'know, guide you, I guess. Ally, that means that you're going to be living with me."../ Austin's a police officer, and Ally's the girl he happens to meet. New chapter is finally up!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,309 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
One More Night by beautiflxoblvn reviews
Post Parents & Punishments. After Austin risked it all to sneak out and perform at Ally's fundraiser, Ally feels the need to say thank you… in her own special way. But what becomes of their friendship when things go just a little too far, and they just can't get enough?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,798 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by ShowsAreLife reviews
Ally is a new teacher in Marino high. Austin Moon is a popular kid who may just have the hots for his teacher, but doesn't ever teenage boy at some point? It's when Ally returns those feelings things get a little more complicated... Rated M for smut in chapters, you have been warned. (I am currently going through and fixing all typo's ect.)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
The Way Back by emoeses reviews
[AU!] Teen idol Austin Moon is forced into a 21-day stay in rehab in hope to recover his wrecked image. There he meets Ally Dawson, the quiet girl with trust issues and a rumoured eating disorder, who might help him finally see things from a whole new perspective.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,205 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
How Did We End Up Here? by Llmav reviews
In which Austin and Ally meet at a party and spend the night together.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
Mayday by RossLover2012 reviews
Ally Dawson's fear of flying becomes reality when the plane holding her and her classmates crashes on it's way to California. Will they be able to survive all of the obstacles they are about to face, and will they be able to get over their high school labels and fight together to survive? Better than it sounds! Auslly! OOC! Give it a chance! Rated T for a reason!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,154 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
City of Angels by geomar0825 reviews
Austin Moon's been living with the weight of his mother's brutal murder, since he was sixteen. He has sworn off any kind of affection, until a sweet girl named Ally Dawson shows up at his doorstep. Will he learn to love again or end up breaking her heart?**Warning** This story is for mature audiences because of language, violence, and sexual content. You have been warned!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
English 305 by H.dollz reviews
The one where a student lusts after her professor, not knowing whether or not he feels the same way. A tale of spilt coffee, curse words, webcams, desks, and English literature. Actually, forget about that last one.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/12/2014
Textual Healing by kfizzlewizzle92 reviews
RAURA. Ross is feeling down about being in Puerto Rico during Rydel's birthday and having to miss the TCA's. He texts Laura to cheer him up and she knows just the way to do it. Two-shot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
Fights & Fantasies by picklesmakemehappy101 reviews
In which, Ally has to choose between Austin and Gavin. Based off of the recent episode: Hunks and Homecomings. Two-shot! Auslly-ness galore! I promise, cross my heart hope to die! Lemony goodness!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
Fight This Feeling by arilovexo reviews
In which Laura won't stop being a tease and Ross has to deal with it.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,819 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Ally D., Austin M.
The House by H.dollz reviews
When Ally has a one night stand in another state , she expects it to end there. She expects to never see Austin Moon again. She definitely doesn't expect the guy she's slept with to end up living in the same house as her. Rated M for all most chapters. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,695 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Mine by itsLALA reviews
Austin is possessive and territorial, in his eyes; Ally is his. "You're mine," he stated dangerously low, "Mine, Ally…nobody and I fucking mean nobody gets the privilege to flirt with you besides me," he stated. Read this two-shot and watch how Austin and Ally cope with his territorial behavior and where they cope with it. Rated M for a reason - Austin/Ally - AU - OOC - Two-Shot -
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
Deadwood Covenant by Tavvy13 reviews
"This life chose me. I was born into it, whether I like it or not. And it's not pretty, believe me; it consumes you without so much as a god damn warning. Chews you up and spits back out monsters you pray you never have the shit luck of meeting. And there will never be an option of turning back..no redo, no second chance. You know why?...I enjoy it too much." AU/GANG violence
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,582 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez, Trish dlR.
A Life Of Burlesque by Little-bit-of-auslly reviews
Ally's father owns a chain of hotels called 'The Dawson'. Austin's family own a burlesque club. What happens when the pair meet? Will things get steamy? Will there be trouble in paradise? Only time will tell. *Edited summary* There will be some rated M stuff. OOC-Ally & Trish
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Moons Mattress Kingdom by H.dollz reviews
Austin's grounded and forced to work at his parents infamous mattress store. And Ally's helping him. PWP/Rated M for a reason/Auslly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Prom by H.dollz reviews
Austin likes Ally's dress. Too bad he's not too great at telling her this. Oh, well. He can always show her. Auslly/Oneshot
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Who You Are by PerfectPictureofanAngelsSmile reviews
"Sorry, who are you?" "Don't do that, Laur." "The doctors say she has amnesia." "It's temporary ...right?" "We don't know yet." *A Raura Fic. Laura's progress of getting her memory back with the help of Ross.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/26/2014
Love is an Open Door by PerfectPictureofanAngelsSmile reviews
Laura likes singing Frozen songs while cleaning her room, but doesn't notice a certain amused Blond watching from her doorway. Raura. One-shot, Short/Drabble.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
My Guilty Pleasure by x-StayRossome-x reviews
When Ally Dawson goes to her boss' New Years Eve party, all seems to be going smoothly. That is, until she meets her boss' son, Austin. Let's just say, things from then on, get a little bit complicated... Bad summary! Read it, you won't regret it! A little OOC!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Now Why Would I Do That? by Thejhamham reviews
Ally's new to this side of Miami and who better than her soon to be best friend Austin to show her around? He's only a friend, right? I guess a couple of deep conversations late at night could change that. My goal is to fit the phrase 'Now why would I do that' or something similar to that in every chapter. Warning: this will be full of Auslly. I'll rate it T just to be sure!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
Accidents Happen by Triles For Miles reviews
She had no idea how or why it happened. She didn't feel a thing and nothing seemed out of sorts. But the puddles on the sheets and blanket surrounding her and the wet pajama shorts clinging to her ass didn't lie - Ally Dawson had wet herself. If that wasn't already bad enough, she wasn't alone when it happened. How will Austin react? Smut! Lemon! Aussly. (Complete)
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Love Was Such An Easy Game To Play by passingrossby reviews
They're both desperate now – he just wants to live normally again, while she just wants him to hold on. "I'm the one who wrote Can't Do It Without You, you should know it's hard to get rid of me." / Both Austin and Ally's lives are turned upside down as Austin's diagnosed with testicular cancer. {AU Auslly with a slight mention of sex. }
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Hard As Rock by WutchuDoin reviews
He showed up on her door with a problem, pleading for her help. He was in pain and Ally being the kind-hearted girl that she was, she just had to help him. He was in pain, and she was worried, so she pleaded to help him. He revealed his problem to her...and it was hard as rock.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
One Night Stand & One Girl Man by PurpleDoves reviews
Ally always believed in love. She had the perfect boyfriend, and the perfect job. But when she finds out that her boyfriend of 5 years cheated on her, her whole world came tumbling down. So to clear her mind, she has a one night stand. But soon she finds America's Bad Boy trying to win her heart. Will this rebound and this dare lead to more? AU and mature content.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,879 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
We'll Fade Out Tonight by passingrossby reviews
"There's something about you, the way you look at me. It makes me feel like I'm worth something in this fucked up world." He's always been one to take a risk. It's part of the reason why he's a musician. / Austin falls in love with a girl who's hiding a dark past. But she's smiling more and he likes to think he's the reason behind them. Song fic based on The A Team by Ed Sheeran.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Pizza Lap by skwirelygurli reviews
Austin and Ally are asked about their feelings in a game of truth or dare. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
I'm Looking Down, So Come Help Me Up by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
It's not like she was planning on it, but after the craptastic week she just had, falling in love just seemed like the easiest thing to do. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,944 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Option Four by skwirelygurli reviews
After a misunderstood marriage proposal, Austin is upset with Ally. If only he could find a way to ask her again. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
I Got It 2 by psychncislover reviews
Going off on my own tangent of what could have been on "Crybabies and Cologne". In Ally's (3rd) POV. The story kinda explains itself, so just read it! xoxo
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,764 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - [Austin M., Ally D.] Dez, Trish dlR. - Complete
Like We're 15 Again by SomethingAboutAllison reviews
In high school, Austin Moon and Ally Dawson were best friends. But when Ally moved to New York for college and Austin stayed in Miami, they lost contact. Six years later, they meet again - and they have a lot of catching up to do. Auslly - Ally Dawson & Austin Moon.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,617 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Where's My Kiss? by sweetmoment5 reviews
AU "I suppose a kiss wouldn't hurt, now would it?" Austin looked up, flabbergasted by the fact that she had agreed, or at least implied it. It wasn't everyday someone as pretty as her agreed to kiss him after a possibly failed surgery. No, definitely not everyday./ One-Shot!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Subconscience Megaphone by skwirelygurli reviews
Over spring break, the voice in Austin's head tries to get him to confess his true feelings to Ally. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
A city full of people and my favourite is that waitress by a cold day in december reviews
Prompt: Your character goes out for dinner on a date and becomes attracted to the waiter or waitress. / "Hi, I'm Ally, and I'll be your waitress. May I take your order?" AU. AUSLLY. One-shot. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Senior Who Stole My Heart by x-StayRossome-x reviews
Ally's job at the local bookstore was beyond boring. That is, until captain of the school basketball team and Mr Popular, Austin Moon walked in. Every girl in school has a crush on him, including Ally. I mean, he has the looks, personality, and did I mention he is a senior?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,014 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Baby Pictures by a cold day in december reviews
Music Producer Austin Moon is working at Starr Records when he prints off his baby pictures, realising only after they've been printed that he's sent them to the wrong printer. So, who should find them but Head Song Writer, Ally Dawson? / AUSLLY. AU. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Spilt Chili by skwirelygurli reviews
When someone steals Ally's book, she's blackmailed into doing what she is told or risk her secret being shared with the world. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Knock Three Times by a cold day in december reviews
Prompt: "Write a romance story about two people who live in abutting apartments and are madly in love with each other, but have never actually met each other face to face." / AUSLLY. AU. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Number by skwirelygurli reviews
Austin and Ally touch each other a lot. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Crooked Tie by skwirelygurli reviews
Moments in Austin and Ally's relationship. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Stars In Your Eyes by x-StayRossome-x reviews
Ally Dawson met rockstar Austin Moon at one of his CD signings; which she was forced to go to by her friends. When he takes a liking towards her, she immediately turns him down. However, Austin doesn't take no for an answer, and little does Ally know that this time is no exception. A little bit OOC!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Windows by a cold day in december reviews
Austin, Ally and their midnight rendezvous. / AustinAlly established relationship. one shot. complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A Spanish Disaster (3rd Best Austin and Ally Fic of 2012!) by SammieMusicManiac reviews
"I sighed in annoyance, he had won again. 'You're like a disaster with two legs, you know that, right'" When Ally goes on vacation to Spain to see the rest of the family, things take a turn for the unexpected. How are you expected to have a normal holiday with a Mr. Perfect, a heartthrob, a secret DJ, a dorky fourteen year old and a muted musician? That's right... You don't.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,861 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Fever Drawn Dreams by skwirelygurli reviews
When Ally gets a fever, her dreams show her how her life could be different. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Fallen Bicycle by skwirelygurli reviews
Ally tries to convince herself to fall out of love with Austin. He proves her wrong. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Bubble Wand by skwirelygurli reviews
Austin and Ally make memories over bubbles. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Zero Seconds to Midnight by skwirelygurli reviews
When Ally stays over to write a song with Austin, he tries to muster up the courage to tell her how he feels. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
She Wrote it on a Red Notebook by skwirelygurli reviews
Austin and Ally must keep it secret that they are dating. Sequel to He Wrote it on a Napkin. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
Don't Wait Up by beautiflxoblvn reviews
AUSLLY ONE SHOT. Nightclub naughtiness.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Of kisses and stuffed animals by a cold day in december reviews
How does Ally really get that stuffed animal from the amusement park? / Ferris Wheels and Funky Breath with an Auslly twist. Oneshot. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Confessions & Courage by SomethingAboutAllison reviews
Angsty Deztin vs. Auslly one-shot!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Dez, Austin M. - Complete
sky's still blue by a cold day in december reviews
If you're hearing this, I must have made it through. / Ally's mother dies and Austin helps her cope. AustinAlly. Angst and fluff. T. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The Summer of Us by SomethingAboutAllison reviews
"It's almost two in the morning, Austin, we can't stay up here forever..." she whispered, sleep welling in her voice. "But we can try," I whispered gently, my lips pressed to her cheek, "We can try..." Austin Moon / Ally Dawson. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
When she cries by Ausllyforeverxx reviews
Ally Dawson. She lives on her own in an abandoned house. No money, no friends, nothing but herself. When she meets the new boy; Austin Moon, at school. She accidentally tell him she's rich, and will do just about anything to stop him from finding out the truth.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,218 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
The Boy In Room 213 by x-StayRossome-x reviews
The hotel her parents owned was always half empty, no-one there for Ally to talk to. That is until the Moons' come to stay. As soon as she saw him, she knew there was something special about the boy in room 213... Read it you wont regret it!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,361 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Kiss You Inside Out by loveableturtle reviews
I wanna know you inside out. I'll spend my life tryna figure out. Just close your eyes and shut your mouth. And let me Kiss You Inside Out...In which Team Austin disbands due to the death of Austin's mother, and when Austin finally grows a pair and tells Ally how he feels, she kicks him out of her house. But he's never been one to quit at the first hurdle...
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
He Wrote it on a Napkin by skwirelygurli reviews
Austin is determined to write a love song. But when Ally volunteers to help, will she learn that the song is for her? Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Two Spoons, One Dish by skwirelygurli reviews
To combat the heat wave, Austin and Ally get in the habit of late night ice cream dates. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Remember Us by smileysteph reviews
"GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" she yelled. It's the last memory she has of him after moving to Florida. She decided to leave everything from her old life in the past. But what happens when her past catches up with her future? When HE moves to Florida and won't stop at nothing to get her back on his side to be best friends again? Do second chances exist? Will old feelings return for another?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,248 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Slapped by ThePenIsMighty reviews
Ally Dawson, single mother of twins, struggels to do the right thing. But some how she found her self doing somthing very wrong. Actions have consequences. Nobody slaps rock star Austin Moon accross the face in public and gets away with it... NOMINTATED FOR BEST AUSTIN & ALLY STORY OF 2012! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,836 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Alphabet Soup by loveableturtle reviews
Z is for Zebra- when Austin and Ally went to the Zoo and he promised to one day buy her a Zebra... A word for each letter of the alphabet relating to Auslly...cute little Drabble. Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Mistletoe by beautiflxoblvn reviews
AUSLLY ONE SHOT. Ally's always had one wish for the holiday season… Austin decides to give it to her! With a little help from their friends, of course. HOLIDAY FLUFF! COMPLETE!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Smile by loveableturtle reviews
When the girl with the beautiful smile turns up at the small coffee shop where Austin works, what else is a guy like Austin to do other than flirt? But when he finds out who exactly she is, things start to get complicated, and people may get hurt...Oneshot. Auslly, obviously.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Something About Texas by loveableturtle reviews
When Ally get's fired from her job, she goes on vacation with her fiance Dallas to Texas to meet his family...at first, it seems like all is going well. But then she meets his younger brother Austin, things get more than a little complicated...
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,444 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Left Socks, Door Knobs, and Broken Piggy Banks by skwirelygurli reviews
Austin has tried for so long to convince himself that Ally is just his best friend. Will Ally's new boyfriend change his mind? Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Hard to Love by sweetmoment5 reviews
Austin has changed. Ally does not like this 'new Austin.' They fight all the time, and Ally is sick of it. The final blow-up shocks Austin. Things were said and things were done. Will things be fixed? Maybe.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Airports & Hoodies by InsaneProcrastinator007 reviews
"So...I found your hoodie," Ally awkwardly joked, her hand running through her hair, mussing it further. Ally climbed off the bed and stood up. The bottom of Austin's hoodie only reached halfway of Ally's thigh. Austin's eyes trailed down Ally's body and landed on her legs. His fascination with Ally's legs could not be helped. The hoodie practically engulfed her small body REVIEW!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Jack's Flaps by skwirelygurli reviews
A matchmaking waitress serves Austin and Ally pancakes every Saturday morning. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Destined to Meet by sweetmoment5 reviews
AU. He decided to take my hand. My hand felt tingly. I looked at him to see him smiling warmly at me. He bent down and whispered in my ear, "If you ask me, I would say that you're way beyond special."
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,242 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
To Know Her is to Love Her by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
Due to a mistake in booking, Austin and Ally have to share a hotel room. It probably doesn't help that they're both really attractive, consensual adults now. But if you ask Austin, he'll blame the whole night on Ally. And her legs. Mostly her legs. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
If I Died by loveableturtle reviews
Ally asks Austin a question one day...a question that has unexpected results. Austin's sending very mixed signals, however, and Ally has no idea what to do. One-shot, dedicated to Isazu!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Easy by loveableturtle reviews
For Ally, saying goodbye to Dallas was easy. For Austin, saying goodbye to Cassidy was easy. But when faced with losing each other, they find that it is anything but. Ally can't help but doubt whether they will ever find each other again, but maybe, just maybe, she should have a little more faith in Austin...*Two-Shot**Dedicated to Wonderstruck-ambition*
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Don't Let Me Fall by RossLover2012 reviews
Ally is devoting her whole Summer to her best friend Dakota. But when Dakota's brother Austin returns home for good after being away to a private music school, will that make it tough for Ally to focus? Austin has changed a lot and she can't help but feel attraction to the forbidden 18 year old. Will things go good, or bad? I suck at summaries, read! you won't regret it. OOC.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,727 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The G Word by WutchuDoin reviews
Due to an internet rumor, the world is under the impression that Austin Moon is gay. Outraged, he wants to prove that he isn't, so he decides to use a fake girl friend. He needs the help of a girl he trusts. Who better to do it than his best friend? Only things aren't that easy. *Rated M in later chapters
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,436 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Torture 101 by Definite Deficit reviews
A bunch of random one-shots dedicated to torturing Team Austin. Not sure how many there will be. This will mostly be for Austin and Ally, but there will be some for Dez and Trish as well.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
Stole My Heart by loveableturtle reviews
*Re-Write of the scene in Austin's bedroom in Burglaries and Booby-Traps.**One-Shot* When he has his back against the closet door, nowhere else to go, and his angry best friend trying her level best to make him confess his secret, will he he give it up? Or will he say something else? Something we've all been waiting for...
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
The New Girl Next Door by thebossherself reviews
The Moons have new neighbors, The Dawsons. The Moons son, Austin, starts to take a liking to The Dawsons daughter, Ally. Will their friendship turn into something more as time goes on, or will they just stay friends?
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,029 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by loveableturtle reviews
Ally hates Austin Moon, resident Bad Boy of Miami High. But when she has to tutor him, things start to get confusing...throw a jerky ex-boyfriend into the mix and things really start to get interesting...
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,160 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
We've Got Tonight by RossLover2012 reviews
Ally goes on vacation to California for two months with her family, she wants to have a good time, and forget about her life back home for a while, forget about boys, and try to ignore her obnoxious sister. Until one day at the beach when she meets someone who changes her mind. Will she be able to handle the obstacles that are going to occur? AUSLLY, OOC. Give it a try!
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,881 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Without You by a cold day in december reviews
"But... what if I could give you another reason to stay?" / Partial alternative ending to Albums & Auditions; because Auslly should always be endgame. Oneshot. SPOILER ALERT.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
the post break up routine by a cold day in december reviews
After Ally's latest boyfriend ends it with her, she does what she always does when it happens; turns to Austin for their usual "post break up routine." Except this time, it has a twist. / Auslly. Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Swimming & Stings by R5RossLynch29 reviews
The gang heads to the beach for the day, and Ally is stung by a jellyfish. Austin, of course, thinks that it is his fault, resulting in the two having a big blowout. Can the two work out their differences in time? Or is their friendship on the line? NOW COMPLETE!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Worth the Wait by loveableturtle reviews
All the signs were there, but Ally ignored them and tried to make it work with her boyfriend of a year, Dallas. But he's pushing her to do something she's not ready for, and when he goes too far, her best friend Austin is there to pick up the pieces. What Dallas didn't realise, but Austin has always known, is that Ally Dawson is worth the wait... One-Shot
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
love drunk by a cold day in december reviews
In which Austin thinks it would be a fun idea for him and Ally to get drunk. In the end, it sort of isn't, but then again, it really is. I mean, magical kisses can cure hangovers, right? Auslly oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
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Old Brick Building reviews
Austin and Ally both have hard times in their past. When the two meet, the fall for each other instantly. The world seems to be against the two of them being together.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
Wild West reviews
An AU Auslly story that takes place in California during the 1940's. Ally and her family live on a small farm when her dad hires. Austin as a cowhand. This story idea popped into my head and I had to write it! A story about a boy, a girl, and the sun-drenched California earth.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Go Away reviews
DO NOT READ. HORRIBLE STORY. Ally lives with her mom in California, until her mom comes home from work mad and kicks her out. On her way to Miami to find her dad, Ally meets Austin and they hit it off right away. Will there friendship turn into anything more?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Not Perfect reviews
DO NOT READ. HORRIBLE STORY. Austin and Ally fall for each other, but many obstacles stand in there way. Will true love beat all else?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Think of this reviews
One-shot! Austin's been blowing Ally off lately, and Ally's sick of it, but what is the real reason that he's been gone so much?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.