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Love me some Glee although if I owned it it would be called Klee and it would revolve mostly around Klaine, with other couples in it like Jarley and Brittana. Kurt is my go to man, he's like awesome, like the best. Chris Colfer is my idol, love him, know all about him. But I don't just like Glee, I am a total Harry Potter and Twilight nerd. I am in the Ravenclaw house, and I am team Edward. I also think Draco Malfoy had a crush on Hermoine and was ignored the entire time. Also love Starkid, I have seen AVPM and AVPS and slowly dying while waiting for AVPSY to come on. My absolute favorite song is A Thousand Years, even before it was on Glee, ever since I saw Breaking Dawn Part 1 5 days after it came out.


QUOTES:

There's nothing wrong with you, there's a lot wrong with the world you live in.-Chris Colfer

Being apart of something special makes you special, right?-Glee

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.-Dr.Seuss

Be the change you want to see in the world.-Ghandi

Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.-Buddha

Just keep swimming.-Finding Nemo

Happiness can be found at the darkest of times, if one simply remembers to turn on the light.-Harry Potter

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.-Walt Disney

The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched- they must be felt with the heart.-Helen Keller

You can only go forward by making mistakes.-Alexander McQueen

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. -Anonymous

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -Robert Francis Kennedy

To get to nowhere, follow the crowd. -Charlie Brown

Do or do not; there is no try. -Yoda

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way. -Babe Ruth

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.-Ziggy

Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right. -Henry Ford

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -Aristole

Losers let it happen. Winners make it happen. -Anonymous

If you refuse to accept anything but the best, you'll get the best. Begin to live as you wish to live. -Anonymous

It is not fair to ask others what you are not willing to do yourself. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -J.F.K.

We are the people our parents warned us about. -Jimmy Buffett


JUST SOME THINGS I THOUGHT OF...

Having flaws is what makes us human.

Music is a way of life. Without it, we would be... bleh.

You are who you are. Don't let anyone try and change that.

Beauty comes from a place of unknowing.


Homophobia is wrong

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.

I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


Funny random sayings

1. My best friend is better than yours! So put that in your juice box and suck it!

2. I am the future of America... be afraid... be VERY afraid

3. Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip

4. Come to the dark side; we have cookies

5. I'm not so good at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

6. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. ; )

7. Duct Tape is like the force. There's a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

8. I poured stop remover on my dog... now he's gone.

9. If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?

10. My computer may have beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.


Funny Stuff

Just remember... YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

If you looked inside a girl, you would see how much she cries, you would find so many secrets lots & of lies, but what you'll see the most is how hard it is to stay strong when nothing is right and everything is wrong.

I didn't read your mind. I read your facebook status.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside of us.

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They're treated like children but expected to act like adults.

I'm just a girl trying to find a place in this world...

& when it rains on your parade, look up rather then down... Without the rain, there would be no rainbow. :)

I don't only fall down stairs, I fall up them too. Now takes talent! :D

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

Do you ever wonder if the greener grass on the other side is really artificially made? I do. All the time.

He who laughs last... didn't understand the joke.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Guys don't fall for me. I just trip them.

If con is the opposite if pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Don't look at me in that tone!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. But if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen, screw the fruit!

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Stupid psychiatrist...

Dear Math, stop asking me to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

No, I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity. It still works.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD.

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.”

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...”

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

. _ _EDWARD _ _CULLEN _

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

"Set sail in a general that way direction."

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

“Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today’s the day we get out of prison!!

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bullshit.

I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends--this is 100% TRUE, I've got PROOF!

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I’m not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

Don't upset me, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

Boys are like slinky's, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

"If there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's the oncoming train"

"Whoever said that words don’t hurt, never got hit by a dictionary."

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

Your village called, their idiot is missing

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

This isn't school! This is Hell with fluorescent lighting.

If con is the opposite of pro, tell me, what is the opposite of progress?

I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

You are an asset, when you’re not being a pain in the asset.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder...

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied.

If all the world's a stage... where the heck is the audience sitting??

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

I am never serious. Seriously.

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on DVD now.

I’m always right… except when I’m wrong.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

I always lie. Trust me.

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping.

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement. It was up-lift-ing.

The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

We cannot give you the weather today because we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

A day without sunshine is, like night.

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.

"What color was Napoleon’s white horse?" "Uh, I dunno… Black?"

As a girl was looking at a poodle, she said “Whoa! it’s a sheep!”

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em. If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em. If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em. If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”

“Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will hurt my inner child”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“Tired of living and scared of dying.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”

“I hear your silence loud and clear.”

“The past is only the future with the lights on.”

“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a spork

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7.Don't use any punctuation. 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly believe Edward exists. Crazy is when every time you read the word twilight, or a characters name from twilight, you have a small fit and underline that part in the book. Crazy is when you spend hours searching Emmett Cullen on the internet thinking about how no boy in your school will ever be enough. Crazy is when you hear a name of a character from twilight in your class room and let out a high pitch squeal. Crazy is when you turn vegetarian after reading Twilight. Crazy is when your new favorite fruit are red apples, your new favorite flower is the flower on the cover of New Moon, your wear red ribbons, and you love chess. Crazy is when every so often you guard your thoughts just in case Edward is around. Crazy is when you see a really white, really cute guy and you automatically hope he's a vampire. Crazy is when you overhear other people's conversations when you hear anything that has to do with Twilight, and then get all mad because they weren't actually talking about Twilight. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


FUNNY SIGNS:

Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs

In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(Why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(Destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


Random Stuff:

Why do they call math maths in like Britain? I know there are lots of different kinds of math (to many!) but can't you just classify it as the same thing?

Apparently, there was some guy imprisoned in Eastern State Penitentiary who died of masturbation. How you die of that I have no clue but that was the official cause of death in the record book so...


Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...


*GLEE*

MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

Kurt Hummel is my absolute favorite character, I love how sassy he is and how he's not afraid to call Rachel out on her crap, I also love his sense of style and fashion, he is the person that I fell in love with the first episode and where I got my eye for fashion from, if he was not on the show I do not know if I would even watch it, I think I'd be too pissed at Rachel to even want to watch the show.

Blaine Anderson is dapper and charming and I fell in love with him since his first song, Teenage Dream. I loved him as a mentor to Kurt, and even more as a boyfriend. I think he is truly and utterly sorry for what he did to Kurt and will work for the rest of his life trying to make up for it.

Brittany S. Pierce is so sweet and an amazing unicorn that embrasses he unicorn. She see's the best in everybody and honeslty doesn't have a mean bone in her body. I think she is super smart, people smart, not book smart, but none the less smart.

Santana Lopez is my favorite latina. She is awesome and will tell you what she thinks of you whether she likes you or not. She would go all Lima Heights on someone if they hurt her friends or her family but on the other hand would kick her friends butt if she needed to.

Jake Puckerman is a nice guy. I love how he is nice to Marley's mom and sticks up for her, and what he did for Ryder. I love how he asked Ryder's permissiion to start dating Marley and then made it a point to not talk about her in front of him because he knew Ryder liked Marley.

Marley Rose is the sweetest person in the world. I love her relationship with her mother and how she stuck up for her when everybody was being mean. I think she thinks there is good in everybody, and that the thing with the bullimia was just something she went through because of Kitty.

MY FAVORITE EPISODES

I do is an awesome episode with so many twists and turns that just left me on edge and wanting more.

Naked is a big episode for Jarley and Sam. Jarley because this is the episode where they take the big step and tell each other that they love each other even though they are scared that the other one won't say it back. And for Sam because he is thinkng he is stupid and doesn't think that he can amount to a lot, but Blaine helps him on his feet and shows him that he has done a lot.

Original Song is my all time favorite episode because it is the episode that Blaine tells Kurt that he likes him and they kiss, like my favorite kiss ever. I also love that they sang a duet and even though they lost they didn't care because they got each other out of all that and they didn't need a trophy.

The First Time is an awesome episode because it was a big episode for Klaine because they have a fight over Sebastian and then they make up and take the next big step for a couple and for themselves.

The Break Up is an awesome episode even though it has some context that I rather dislike. I loved the acting in it and I loved the song choices, so it's one of my favorite episodes and one of my most hated episodes at the same time.

MY FAVORITE SONGS

A Thousand Years is my all time favorite song, even before it was on Glee. I think Jarley killed it, but I would have preffered it for Klaine because I think it kind of represents them. Kurt died everyday waiting for someone like Blaine to show up and show him how to be brave. And then no matter what happens between them, they will love each other for a thousand years.

Defying Gravity is my favorite Hummelberry duet because they hated each other at the time. I loved how Kurt threw the note to save his dad the embarrasment of having his son sing a girls song.

It's Time is my favorite Blaine solo. I love how Blaine tells Kurt that he needs to go to New York even though he is going to be miserable when Kurt is gone. And to me that is the most self less thing he could have done. I also really love what he and all the dancers did with all the cups. It was awesome.

Being Alive is my all time favorite Kurt solo. I loved how much emotion he put into it, and he was singing it to Blaine. Saying that Blaine had hurt him, but hurting was part of being alive. I think it was one of the best solo's ever done on the show because of that emotion.

MY FAVORITE COUPLES

Klaine is my all time favorite couple for obvious reasons. But I think they act like a real couple. They started out as friends, and then they moved to a couple after months of being just friends. And then they took the next step with Blaine saying he loved Kurt abot 2 months after they started dating, and they didn't take the big step in the relationship until after about 6 months of being together, and to me that's a real couple and not jumping into it. I also think that they face troubles that real couples face. Like jelousy. That's the big one, first Kurt was jelous of Sebastian and then Blaine was jelous of Chandler. And I think they face the biggest problem that any couple could face: long distance relationship. In the end it didn't work because they were always busy with there own lives and they started pulling away and then Blaine did the worst thing possible: cheat. But I also believe that he is really and truly sorry and will spend the rest of his life trying to make up for it. I also think they are getting closer and closer to getting back together as the season goes on.

Jarley is my second favorite couple because they are young and new and I just need one and they are really hard not to love, what with Jake being the bad boy that he is and Marley being the sweet girl that doesn't know where she belongs yet, and I think they have some growing to do, but they are young and I know that they will last.

Brittana is my third favorite couple because they went through hell to be together, and I think they belong together. Santana understands Brittany in a way that nobody else can, and I want them to be together in the end. But if that doesn't happen then I would be happy if they were best friends.


RANDOM

Please read it and think about all the unwanted children that get murdered every day.

Month One Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb! If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too. I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy, My hair is starting to grow! It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby! I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just: One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Post this in your profile if you think abortion's terrible.


LIFE SONGS

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Take A Chance On Me, ABBA (You really should)

Waking Up: To Love Somebody, The Bee Gee's (Interesting)

First Day of School: Beauty School Dropout, Glee (I hope not)

Falling In Love: Love In an Elevator, Aerosmith (Okay...)

Fight Song: Kicking And Screaming, Miley Cyrus (Well if that's how I fight...)

Breaking Up: Somewhere Only We Know, Glee (I love this song)

Prom: Dancing Queen, ABBA (OMG, that is funny, I hope I win)

Life is just...OK : Just What I needed, The Cars (Hah, that's funny)

Mental Breakdown: I'll Remember, Glee

Driving: Blackbird, Glee (I don't think I should be focusing on birds when I start driving)

High school flashback: Picture To Burn, Taylor Swift (I hope high school isn't that bad)

Flashback: Respect, Aretha Franklin

Getting Back Together: Not The End, Glee (Guess it really isn't)

Wedding: Candles, Glee (Love that song)

Birth Of Child: Good Riddance(Time of Your Life), Glee (Um, I hope it's the time of my life, I don't think I'll be getting rid of it though.)

Final Battle: Reason to Believe, Rod Stewert (Does that mean I'm going to win?)

Death Scene: Lights, Journey (Well it makes sense, I'll be going into the white light in the sky)

Funeral Song: On Top of The World, Imagine Dragons (Well I will, I'll be looking down)

End Credits: Our Song, Taylor Swift


THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN IT! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Conclusion, I have one BFF in this world... Haha..


RANDOM(2)

1) YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

-Annizle

2) YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal)

-Blue Unicorn

3) YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name)

- Elizabeth Anna

4) YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

- Reeanneed

5) YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (fav color, fav drink)

-Blue Mt. Dew

6) YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name)

-Rochelle

7) YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets)

-Black Dory

8) YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong)

-Apple Dodgeball

9) YOUR PIRATE NAME (fav color, pirate accessory)

-Blue Eyepatch


RANDOM(3)

PREP

You own a cell phone. (Nope, wish I did)

You own something from Abercrombie. (I have no freakin’ idea what that is)

You own something from Pac sun. (Wha…?)

'You own something from Hollister. (Huh?)

You own something from American Eagle. (Nope…)

You love/like going to the mall. (Love it! It's my favorite place.)

You own an iPod/MP3 player. (Yep!! Use it all the time)

You love Starbucks. (Love it, it's my favorite coffee place)

have been called a brat. (Yep… just this morning)

You hate buying things that are on sale. (Nope, love a good sale)

You have more than one house. (I don’t, only wish I did)

Total: 4/11

A*

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors. (Duh But my fav is still BLUE)

You have thought about death. (A few times)

You wear chains. (I like chains)

You like heavy metal. (NO! HATE THEM!)

You've shopped at Hot Topic. (One of my favortite stores)

You have worn black lipstick (Yes, love black lipstick)

Your hair was/is dark. (I was born with black hair which is a dark color!)

You dislike preps. (Urm… Nah)

You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (Uhm, no...)

Total: 5/9

A*

PUNK

You can skateboard (Yes, I can, since about 5th grade)

You’ve worn plaid. (Yes, love plaid)

You like Converse. (Wear them almost everday, so yes, like converse)

You hate MTV. (I don't even know what MTV is)

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (Yes, still wish I did, but I had to wash it out sadly)

You dislike pink. (No, I really like pink)

You hate/dislike preps. (Urm... still nah)

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (They have skateboarding shoes?)

Total: 4/8

A*

GEEK

You love the computer. (Duh…)

You like Harry Potter. (Love it!)

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts. (Yes, I unfortunately wear glasses)

You get straight A's. (Yes, I am... urhm... smart)

You love/like reading. (Love it? It's my life!)

You were/are in band. (Never but wished and dreamed of it)

You don't care what you look like. (Yup Don’t care)

You have a curfew. (I have no idea… Never been told of it before…)

You always do your homework. (Yeah 50-50)

You never miss school unless you're sick. (Yep)

Total: 9/10

A*

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl. (Yes, I yelled at the TV when the San Fransico lost)

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. (Yes, I own Nike)

You collect your jerseys. (Uhm, no, I had to give them back)

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards. (Only part of my wall)

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (No, who would I have?)

Your garage consists of sports equipment. (I'd have to have a garage for that to happen)

You belong/belonged to a sports team. (Uh, yes, love softball)

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. (I'd have to be able to afford that)

You have a specific number. (Yes... number 15)

Total: 5/9

A*

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music. (Yep!)

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. (No, I never did)

You never walk anywhere. (Huh?)

You wear slip-on shoes. (No, I really hate them)

You wear/wore Vans. (Nope)

You like the band Panic! At the disco. (Who?)

You wear band t-shirts. (Nah… Don’t own any)

People have called you a freak and meant it. (Never really heard)

You love to "hardcore" dance. (Don’t dance)

Hair has been died more than 1 color (Yes, brown, red, and blonde)

Total: 2/10

A*

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies. (Love them!)

You love jeans. (I only wear them everyday)

Dogs are better than cats. (No, actually I like them both the same)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (It really is)

You've played with/against boys on a team. (Duh, that's why they invented brothers and PE

Shopping is torture. (No, I quite like it)

Sad movies suck. (They really do)

You own/ed an Xbox. (I own 3)

Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. (Still do)

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Urhm... no)

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I own a 3DS, and lost my DS)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (No)

You watch sports on TV. (If it's baseball or basketball)

Gory movies are cool. (Can't stand them)

You go to your dad for advice. (What dad?)

You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No... only 4)

You like going to high school football games. (Yes, I do... it's sad)

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Uhm, no, I think not)

Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Glech, hate baggy pants)

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (You kidding? Love them)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors. (Uhm, yes? Blue)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Crazy is my middle name)

Sports are fun. (Aww yeah)

Talk with food in your mouth. (Uhm duh, how do you think I gross out my brother?)

Sleep with your socks on at night. (If I didn't my feet would get cold)

Total: 15/25

A*

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. (Yes, don't you?)

You love to shop. (Duh! Shop till I drop!)

You wear eyeliner. (Only when I'm allowed too)

You wear the color pink (Yes, love the color)

Go to your mom for advice. (Who else would I go to?)

You consider cheerleading a sport. (Because it is)

You hate wearing the color black. (No, I quite like wearing it, it's quite flattering)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Love them!)

You like wearing jewelry. (Duh, I feel naked without it)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No, I have like 2 that i actually wear)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yes, if it were a sport I would win)

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No, I actually like it, well 2 of them anyways)

You were in gymnastics/dance (Only wish, but that would require money)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Uhm, yes, doesn't it for you?)

You smile a lot more than you should. (There's a limit?)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Don't you?)

You care about what you look like. (Not really...)

You like wearing dresses when you can. (No, I hate them)

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (I like wearing the ones I'm not allergic too)

You love the movies. (Love the movies)

You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Loved dolls)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Yep, my cousin is usually my victim)

Like being the star of everything. (I AM the star of everything)

Total: 18/23

Conclusion: I'm 36.3% Prep, 55.5% Gothic, 50% Punk, 90% Geek, 55.5% Athletic, and 20% Harcore/Scene, have a 60% guy side and a 78.2% girl side.


*GLEE*

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Glee characters:

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Rachel Berry

3. Santana Lopez

4. Marley Rose

5. Blaine Anderson

6. Quinn Fabray

7. Finn Hudson

8. Sam Evans

9. Nick Duval

10. Brittany S. Pierce

11. Jake Puckerman

12. Jeff Sterling

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Quinn/Jake, umm no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Marley? Yeah she's hot... like an 8.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jeff got Sam preg… OMG!!! How? XD

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Nick? Well, a lot… Too many… And I won’t recommend any.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple ?

Rachel/Quinn… Faberry! Whoop whoop! Awesome!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Blaine/Nick or Blaine/Brittany… OMG… Well Blaine/Brittany sounds better… but Blaine's gay, so Blaine/Nick.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Finn walks on Rachel and Jeff………… Jeff's gonna get killed obviously!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Santana/Brittany, ooh, I love this pair!

-After a rough break up with Sam. Brittany found herself curled up in Santana's arms crying her eyes out. Santana kisses Brittany. Can they rekindle their relationship? Or is it too soon?

9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Kurt/Sam? Are you serious? There’s like… TONS!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Finn/Jeff… Gasp* Please!!! Don’t let me read it! DX

Tittle: Bros Forever

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Marley with Kurt…. Hrm… I might like that.. XD

Plot: Kurt still dating Blaine. Marley realizes she likes Kurt. Kurt currently still in Dalton. Marley wants to break the lover apart and asks Sebastian for help. Klaine breaks up and Marley gets Kurt but later she was beaten up by the girls of the glee club when they find out the truth.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Finn… no, none of my friends like Glee.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Santana?? Urm… no... they still don't like Glee.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Jake? No...

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Rachel/Marley/Blaine…. Ermmm... still no…

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Brittany? OMG… I don’t wanna know

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sam? Urm… From A Different Land?

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kurt/Quinn/Jeff

Warning!!! You’ll be scarred for LIFE! And might crack up a bit when Blaine tries to fight for his love.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Brittany on Rachel? “I love your raindeer sweater” XD

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Blaine, like all the time.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Quinn? No idea.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Jake shag Nick? Not even going there…

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Santana with Finn……… *Speechless* *Laugh like there’s no tomorrow* XD

Obviously Rachel!

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Kurt and Nick are in a happy relationship until Nick suddenly runs off with Marley. Kurt, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jake and a brief unhappy affair with Jeff, then follows the wise advice of Blaine and finds true love with Santana.

OMG… The first and until the affair part was nice… But, it all crash when the end of it… Kurt/Santana?! Seriously! XD

The title : The One And Only

Who’ll read it: I hope no one ever does XD

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Finn/Sam?? No feeling. Like what so ever.


GLEE

The First Character I Fell in Love With: Kurt Hummel

The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I do Now: Noah Puckerman & Santana Lopez

The Character Everyone Loves that I Hate: No one

The Character I Love that Everyone Hates: Kitty Wilde

The Character I Want to be Like: Kurt Hummel

My Three Favorite Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson(currently in the middle of hating n lovin') and Brittany S. Pierce

My Three Least Favorite Characters: Will, Figgins. Karofsky

My Favorite Guest Star: Idina Menzel (Shelby Corcaron)

My Favorite Group Performance: This Is The New Year

A Couple that I want to See Sink: Kurtbastian?

The Best, Most Perfect Couple out There: Klaine... (sob* sob* Why Blaine?! Why did you do it?!)


GLEEK OUT

Best Male/Male Duet Perfect, Blaine and Kurt

Best Female/Female Duet I Fell Pretty/Unpretty, Rachel and Quinn

Best Female/Male Duet A Thousand Years, Jake and Marley

Best Overall Solo Being Alive, Kurt

Best Male Solo Let Me Love You(Until You Learn To Love Yourself), Jake

Best Female Solo I Was Here, Rachel

Best Non-New Direction Song Somewhere Only We Know, Warblers.

Best New Direction Song Born This Way

Best New Character Marley Rose

Best New Direction Male Group Number No Scrubs

Best New Direction Female Group Number I Kissed A Girl

Best Guest Star Idina Menzel

Best Mashup Halo/Walking On Sunshine

Best Overall Song Bad Romance

Best Vocal Performance of New Directions Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

Best Dancing Performance of New Directions Man In The Mirror

Best Costumes in a Performance of New Directions Don't Stop Believing

Best Kiss (One Per Episode at Least) Kliss… (BlaineKurtKiss)

Best New Couple Jarley

Best New Friendship Blam (BlaineSam)


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

You have been Pinned with Obsessive Cullen Disorder put this on profile if you've caught it!


Cute Twilight Sayings

1. Twilight: Giving hope to clumsy girls

2. Edward, Emmett, and Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale: Raising the standards for future boyfriends

3. Some people want to be a superstar; all I want to be is a vampire.

4. Thanks Stephenie Meyer! Now everytime I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.

5. So there's this rainy little town called Forks (and I think I kinda wanna live there)

6. Whoever says that they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly never read Twilight.

7. Edward, will you please take me to the prom? I know you're a fictional character and all but...PLEASE!!

8. Edward Cullen: I love a man who plays the piano and sparkles

Emmett's the Strongest,

Rosalie's the Prettiest,

Edward's the Fastest,

Bella's the Clumsiest,

Alice's the Smartest,

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. ;)


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella,

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward,

When ever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws,

For Charlie's case of course

And I promise to remember Jacob,

When my heart is filled with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle,

When ever I'm in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett,

Each time I hear a big boom I promise to remember Rosalie,

When ever I see something with pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice,

When I go to the mall and a cute outfit finds me

I promise to remember Renesmee,

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme,

When someone says they care

I promise to remember Jasper,

When my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi,

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Where ever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because that's what Twilighters know


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God


Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Hermione Granger:...is more afraid than Ron

Ron Weasley:...is more afraid than anyone especially Hermione

Harry Potter:...is bored of this conversation and want's to kick Voldie's butt

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.


[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5

[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11

[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15

[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13

[5] First LOOK AT 2

[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12

[7] I’m bored.

[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4

[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7

[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6

[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8

[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10

[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3

[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9

Tee he heee!


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


this is this dog

this is is dog

this is how dog

this is to dog

this is keep dog

this is an dog

this is idiot dog

this is busy dog

this is for dog

this is forty dog

this is seconds dog

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. If you get it. Paste it. :D


MERLIN QUOTES:

Arthur: Merlin!

NEXT!!!

Merlin: Prat

Arthur: Idiot!

Merlin: Oaf!

Arthur: Shut up Merlin!

NEXT!!

Merlin: Will it be hot? Will it be cold? Will it be wet? Will it be dry?

Arthur: Merlin..."

Merlin: What? Really? I don't know what to pack! Hang on...You don't know where we're going do you?"

Arthur: Of course I know! I just can't tell you!"

Merlin: I suppose you'd have to kill me" *joking*

Arthur: Immediately and without hesitation" *stone faced*

Merlin: Okaaay. Love a good surprise...who doesn't love surprises..."

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't run you through right now!

Dragoon: You shouldn't do that! Because if you did that, you would never learn of my plan...

Arthur: What plan?

Dragoon: EXACTLY! That's why you can't run me through!

NEXT!!!!

Uther: Can someone please explain what happened"

Merlin: Well-

Uther: Someone with a brain?

NEXT!!!

Arthur: Now I realize you're not as big of a fool as you look.

Merlin: I feel the same, now that I realize you're not as arrogant as you sound.

Arthur: Do you still think I'm arrogant?

Merlin: No. More... supercilious.

Arthur: That's a big word Merlin. Are you sure you know what it means?

Merlin: Condescending

Arthur: Very good.

Merlin: Patronizing

Arthur: It doesn't quite mean that...

Merlin: No. These are just other things you are.

NEXT!

Dragoon: Questions...So many damn questions! For once in your life, would you just do what you told!

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: Do you have any idea what it’s like to live with a man who constantly thinks he’s the best?

Merlin: Mmm… Must be irritating.

NEXT!!!

Arthur: Merlin…..

Merlin: What?

Arthur: I’m the one who gives the orders. Remember?

Merlin: Yeah. You ready? Let’s go.

NEXT!!!!!

Merlin: You're a hero.

Arthur: Thank you, Merlin.

Merlin: Not to me, to your people.

Arthur: And why is that?

Merlin: Because I know something that they don’t

Arthur: And what is that? *Merlin looks around. No-one is watching.*

Merlin: You, my friend are a cabbage head.

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: Describe Dollop head.

Merlin: In two words?

Arthur: Er yeah

Merlin: Prince Arthur

NEXT!!!

Arthur: You should follow them. The woods is safe

Merlin: Hmm...Nah, I've seen the woods already

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: We have to lift him onto the bed.

Merlin: What? He’s asleep. He’ll never know.

Arthur: Merlin!!

Merlin: Well… I’ll suppose he can have a pillow.

Arthur: But...he’s the king!

Merlin: All right, fine! Two pillows.

NEXT!!!

Merlin: I’m sick and tired of cleaning up after Arthur! I cook his meals, clean his clothes, not to mention the small matter of saving his life every other day. And what do I get in return? I get picked on at training this morning, and when I try to tell him why and how Elyan is acting the way he is, he nearly takes my head off! Gaius? Are you even listening?! Great! I might as well not even exist! Hello, my name is Merlin. Don’t worry about me, I’m not even here! I mean, It's not like I a have a great destiny! Nope not me!

NEXT!!!

Merlin: "How long have you been training to be a prat?"

Arthur: "You can't talk to me like that."

Merlin: "I'm so sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?"


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"I'd die before I help you!"

"Oh, don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies."

I swear, when I've taken over the world and have a captive who says the first line I will defiantly say the far-too-goddamn-awesome second line. I swear.


QUESTIONS ABOUT ME(KlaineGleekStarkidfan4eva)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

All over my chest and stomach are little holes. I got them because I have exzema and when I was little it was really bad, and so I scratched myself a lot, and those holes are the consequence from them.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

I have Twilight posters, random celebrities, projects from years past, pics of my life, and a glee paper plate. Don't ask.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

I snore.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Everything, except Heavy Metal, R&B, and Korn. Hate Korn.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Based on my moms story... 7 am.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

No more fights, except maybe video games... but other than that, no fights.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

Living with my mom. I don't like living with my grandparents.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

Hmmm... maybe my Grimms complete fairy tales book? It's huge and I love it, I've had it for a few years, and I've read a lot of the stories.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'6"3/4

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

No I don't.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

No, well when I'm watching scary movies I do.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

I don't know. I think the last time I cried was watching a video on YouTube.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Vanilla, because I'm allergic to all the rest.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER?

Blonde hair and Green or purple eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

On top of the Eiffle tower. Haha, I wish. Maybe at the place that's most special to me and my signifacant other?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Energy Drink, I hate coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pineapple and Olives.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Ice cream...

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

No and never will!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

My little glass doll named Reece, I got it from my Great Grandma Reed, and she died before my 8th birthday, but her funeral was on my 8th birthday.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

No, nobody.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

No... I just buy whatever I think is cool.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Yes.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

A blue and yellow Beta named Dory. Classic I know.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Yes.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

I don't know... sing them a song? Haha.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED.

45

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Blondes, although I am brunette... unfortunately.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My grandma... to tell her to come pick me up from school.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Somebody who doesn't care about their education. Everybody needs one, whether they want one or not.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

No… not yet. But I will one day.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Puke, and bugs.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Yes, I've met 4 basketball players. Luke Babott, LaMarcus Aldridge, Wesley Mathews, of the Portland Trail Blazers. And then the captial of the Chicago Bulls, but I can't remember his name.

37. FIRST JOB?

Um, none? Not old enough.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Yes, I don't want to go into details.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

Eating dinner.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

No, I think…

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My eyes... I've been told they are very blue.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Yes, I have them on now.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

An autographed picture of Darren Criss or Chris Colfer. Haha. Or just some Glee posters.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

Three, two boys and a girl.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Yes, I still do.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Aussie.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

No because I can never read my handwriting, I don't know how my teachers do... that's why I like to type all my essay's.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Ham.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Um, I hate to clean my room?

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

My Miley Cyrus CD, I've had it since I was 10.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yes, we both would be really smart and would try to correct each others work all the time, and we'd both be really crazy and fun.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Yes, including attitude.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I think I just have a tantrum usually..

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

My aunt and uncles house. I used be there more than my own house. I have my own room that I share with my mom.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Umm, my Blues Clues blanket? I carried it around everywhere.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

Um, I don't have one, but I used to have about 40 numbers in it.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

NO!!!!!!!!!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

*GASP* No!!! Never! Catch the sarcasm there?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mashed potatoes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Guy: Honesty and cares about stuff other than girls.

Girl: Honesty

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Anna, Anna Banana, Nanna, Rachel Berry (because I'm like her), and Dingle Berry... don't ask.

67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, and Imagine Dragons

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Glee, Revenge, and Switched at Birth

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

Haven't taken them yet.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Cookie Dough or Mint Choclate Chip

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes… This question is weird…

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Ugh, oh wait, 2 days ago?

74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

Um, about 90 miles? I wasn't driving, obviously.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Yes.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Glee. Blow Me One Last Kiss.

77. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #73?

Woah! There was no number 73! When did that happen?

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

Um, my grandma and Grandpa in California...

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER?

Their eyes.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

I don't know? And The Cradle Will Rock by Van Halen?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Haters. Haha, the noise that chalk makes on a calk board. Hate it.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

September! My month!

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Virgo, 'cause it's my sign.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Brown.

86. EYE COLOR?

Blue.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Taco Bell.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

No! Hate it, disgusting.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

Umm, Pitch Perfect.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

September 22nd. My birthday, and my mom's birthday October 13th. Haha, evil birthday.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, and the Recorder.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

None. I don’t take sides… but whichever bring peace, I might consider.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

None, but hugs are okey…

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationship!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Umm, I think that would require money? Haha, um, a J-14 magazine. It had Twilight Breaking Dawn Posters in it.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

Toy care, because I can't drive...

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

The Wave

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Alone.


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do, put the ones in bold that you do/have done.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair,

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Well that explains a lot.


Growing Up

Growing up your best friend becomes your worst enemy.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes.

The innocent ones turn into sluts.

Home work goes into the trash.

Detention becomes suspension.

Soda becomes Vodka.

Undies turn into G-Strings.

Kisses turn into Sex.

Remember when high meant swinging on a playground?

When protection meant wearing a helmet?

When the worst thing you could get from guys were cooties?

Your worst enemies were your siblings.

Race issues were only about who ran the fastest.

War was only a card game.

The only drug you new was cough medicine.

wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut.

the only things that hurt were skinned knees and goodbyes were only meant until tomorrow?

... and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up.


Will post more on a later date.

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Meet The Anderson's by Emmy-Mae92 reviews
When Blaine's phone rings constantly to voicemail, Kurt begins to get a little frustrated and concerned. With a little push from Burt, he finds himself at Blaine's front door, where he may be in for the shock of a lifetime and an entire new side to his boyfriend's family that he never could have imagined in his wildest dreams.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,550 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Truth Is by jkaso reviews
Sebastian doesn't lead the perfect life everyone thinks he does. He believed he could keep his secrets hidden. That was, until Hunter Clarington decided to make them his business. Huntbastian. Full warning inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,167 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Turning Tables by BellaRose55 reviews
Rachel has been hiding a huge secret for three years, but that all changes when her son enters the choir room. Now she must explain her story to the glee club and hope they stick by her to help her overcome her painful past. But will Rachel be able to overcome her obstacles when her past returns and turns her world upside down? Read to find out!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 96,358 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Model Behavior by themuse19 reviews
AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 533,581 - Reviews: 5564 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Scarlet Melody by Oceanson reviews
Kurt could take no more. All the bullying, Finn's hostility and his father choosing Finn over him was driving him off the edge. He ran away as a result, and as he did, tragedy struck. When he woke up, however, he was introduced to a new world, a new family, new friends, a new love, but at the same time, maybe a new danger. Kurtbastian!fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 140,660 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions, Sebastian S.
In a Fly Over State by Klainebowsandhugs reviews
Blaine lives in a small town. But his world get turned upside down when he is asked to host an exchange student from Chicago. Country Boy Blaine!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 98,912 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kurt H., Burt H., Blaine A.
Bella' little sister by Surfer person reviews
Bella has a little sister. Bella went to live in forks to attend the high school there she moved there by herself and Charlie and Renee were still together and living California. Oe problem she doesn't want to move and is very different to Bella. All normal pairings and everything except Sam does not imprint on Emily. Pre breaking dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,781 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Bella, Edward, Sam
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Two Babies with Two Mommies by GleeHPandMe reviews
When Quinn isn't the only pregnant 16 year old in New Directions the whole group's lives are going to change. When Rachel is the other girl, the group is going to be pretty shocked. Timed about a week before Regionals. Rachel/Quinn romance with side Brittana. Rated T for language and sexual themes. Edited repost of my old story "Who's The Father".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,748 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
New Year's Eve by kellythegleek reviews
AU: Finn and Rachel on New Year's Eve. Rachel never expected to see Finn again after they kissed in New York. But she was wrong.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
The Waiting by Totoro-Pirate reviews
A story of life, love and loss. Kurt goes back to Ohio to be with his father as he goes through his prostate cancer treatment and bumps into the last person he expected to see at the oncology ward: Sebastian Smythe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,480 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
But I think I'll be alright by DressandTie reviews
Why is the new kid so jumpy? What happened to him? Why is he transferring mid term? A.k.a when Dalton met Blaine Anderson. Major BLANGST, Eventual Klaine and Niff
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 89,282 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
No Other Superstar by JustBreathe15 reviews
Kurt doesn't have a date for senior prom so on a bet, he posts a YouTube video asking his favorite singer, Blaine Anderson, to go to prom with him. He's surprised when Blaine says yes, and even more so when after talking with Kurt about his experiences at school, promises to make it the best night of his life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,260 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
There From The Start by BlurglesmurfKlaine reviews
basically my idea of season one had Blaine been there instead of Matt. What if Blaine had been the 12th member of the New Direction back in season one?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Battle of the Cliques by dee87 reviews
Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie are all the leaders of cliques at Forks High School. They absolutely hate each other. When forced to spend time together, they discover they all have one thing in common. Possible future lemons. Slightly OOC! Eventual Cannon Pairings! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,947 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
Too Late by Zavocado reviews
When Blaine came out at sixteen, everything changed. Fifty years in the future, sixteen year old Kurt is still hiding himself away, lost in the misery of a friendless high school life with only the memories of a dark-haired, kind boy who helped him when his mother died. A story of lost chances, saviors, and how love transcends the limits of Time. soulmates!Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,840 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kurt H., Burt H., Carole H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ask Huntbastian by RikerForgotHisGlasses reviews
So, yeah... I saw Niff do this and I thought, "What the hell?" so me and Hunter are doing an ask Huntbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Hunter C., Sebastian S.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 7,683 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
A new direction by rebeccag239 reviews
Imagine if Emma was the one married and ran the glee club, Will was the one with OCD, Finn was the Broadway star in making or Rachel was the confident Cheerio but wasn't sure what to do with her life. Going from the pilot onwards I will re tell their characters plus more in Glee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Will S., Emma P., Finn H., New Directions
The Glee Club by thedoctorsrose reviews
If you were to go onto YouTube and type in "The Glee Club", you'd find over 103 results. In these videos are a group of teenagers singing covers of songs, all while falling in love, getting pregnant and attending high school. This is their story. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 718,902 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Silent Melody by demoltionstarfall reviews
Kurt's world is turned upside down when a prank goes wrong and he ends up deaf. Klaine fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,483 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Expect The Unexpected by LifeAsMonica007 reviews
Everybody knows Kitty's not Marley's biggest fan. I mean, everyone's seen the way Kitty treats Marley. With the insults, the fat jokes, its just one thing after another! But what happens when Marley makes a bold move in the auditorium and kisses the Cheerio? Can Kitty keep up her act long enough to please her mother, or will love actually conquer all? Karley.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,642 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Kitty, Marley R.
Missing by Contradictation reviews
8 years ago, a year after losing his wife, Burt lost his son. He remembered the phone call telling him about that man taking his son, he tries to stay strong as the year go by, but each year he can't help but lose hope that his little boy will be returned to him, but he will never give up looking for his son, no matter how long it will take...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,807 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed to do in Glee Club by Falloutboy99 reviews
Rules of what cannot be done in Glee Club. Updated Weekly and Excepting Ideas for new rules.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,858 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
The Best of Both Worlds? by missradiology reviews
In this Hannah-Montana-style world, Kurt is a pop singer/actor rising to fame as his alter ego "Chris Colfer" but none of his friends know about it. Kurt is in love with his best friend, Blaine, but he doesn't want to ruin their friendship (or potential relationship) by telling him his secret. While keeping up this lie...is Kurt really living the best of both worlds?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,021 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Could Put A Little Stardust In Your Eyes by CheyenneRochelleID reviews
Famous!Blaine AU. When Kurt meets Cooper Anderson in the audience of How To Succeed, he gets invited backstage to meet Blaine Anderson, world-wide star and Kurt's celebrity crush. They're instantly attracted to each other, but is being together actually possible? Or will everything collapse around them? Title from the MIKA song, "Stardust."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,702 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Love That Lasts by Christina B reviews
Soulmate fic! When the name of Blaine Anderson's soul mate appeared on his hand on his 13th birthday, he didn't expect that it would be a boy much less Kurt Hummel, son of the President of the United States. As he watches Kurt from afar Blaine mourns the fact that they will never meet. But little does he know that fate is already working in his favor and might just surprise him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,482 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Only You by Christina B reviews
Kurt Hummel has always despised pop star and international heart throb Blaine Anderson. And when Blaine takes a break from his tour to attend McKinley, Kurt tries to avoid him at all costs. To Kurt's horror the famous singer takes a sudden interest in him despite being 'straight'. Badboy!Blaine with a twist!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,428 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Finding Prince Charming by Celtic Quill reviews
Sometimes, Prince Charming rides a white horse. Sometimes, he lives in a castle. Sometimes, he is the person you would least expect. And sometimes, Prince Charming isn't a prince at all.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 252,208 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
We might fall hard We might fall fast by Apples Within reviews
How one slushy changed everything for Quinn and Rachel. AU-ish Faberry fluff. Set during season one.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,857 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Forever and a Day by hma1010 reviews
Blaine's life is changed forever on his eighteenth birthday. Will he be able to find help and peace in Kurt as he once had?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,128 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Their Gold Star by FinchelFan728 reviews
Sequel to Barely Breathing. Finn and Rachel are raising their young daughter in New York, as well as dealing with college and trying to start careers. Meanwhile, other Gleeks are preparing to start families. Lots of sweet family moments. Finchel, Quick, Klaine, Samcedes, Brittana, Ryley, Tike, Flanamotta, Artie/ Betty, Joe/ Kitty, Jake/ Harmony.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 137,433 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] - Complete
A Twist In the Story by that70sfinchelgleek reviews
What if Sebastian had come in during the episode Special Education? Basically a rewrite of the episodes Smytheberry style starting at 2x09. Sorry for the awful summary more information inside. Pairing: Smytheberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,590 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S.
After Ellen by practicalamanda reviews
Kurt starts working as a stylist on the popular teen drama "Dalton" just days after Ellen comes out of the closet. This story follows his relationship with Blaine Anderson, the star of the show. 90s!Klaine AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,137 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Daughter of Me by GleekShip reviews
Instead of Quinn going into labor during Regionals, she goes into labor while having a sleep-over with Kurt and Mercedes. Then, she gives Kurt the gift of life. Set at the end of Season 1 and all through Season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 147,867 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Autocorrected by Anjel Starlight reviews
From: Blaine "Still sick. But I think I'm getting heterosexual. Tina is helping a lot with that." Now a collection of one-shots.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
40 Days of Dating by usedtoromanticize reviews
Kurt Hummel is a hopeless romantic who jumps into relationships too quickly. Sebastian Smythe doesn't do commitment and tends to date many people at the same time. People have said that it takes forty days to change a bad habit. But is it really enough? For forty days, two boys with opposite problems will date. Along the way, they may fall in love or fall apart.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
En Paris: L'amour by SciFiGeek14 reviews
The Hummel-Hudson clan is going to Paris! However, they are going to be spending it with none other than the Smythes. Will Kurt and Sebastian learn to tolerate each other for the duration of their vacation? Or will there be a spark of something more? Kurtbastian fic. Kurt's POV. Cover Image by dannyseguelgraphics on tumblr
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,813 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Kurt H., Finn H., Burt H., Sebastian S.
Nick's prince by AddieNiffler reviews
Nick Duval has never considered himself lucky. At least not with both his parents dead and living with his evil step-mom Sue and step-sisters Sugar and Kitty. Then pop sensation Jeff Sterling starts at McKinley. The odds aren't exactly in Nick's favor in getting Jeff but maybe for once, luck is. Based off the movie "Another Cinderella story", Niff & Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Nick, Jeff, Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Lay Me to Rest by Anjel Starlight reviews
"He did not think of his parents being worried about him so much that they called Kurt." Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blessing in Disguise by MerlintheAsgardianGleek reviews
AU! Sebastian gets drunk at a Warbler party and sleeps with the new captain but what wil happen afterwards? How will it help his icy relationship with his parents and his lonliness? Contains malexmale, Mpreg and lots and lots of feels! Completely unrealistic but it's called fanfiction right? R&R Huntbastian and Niff(on the side)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,055 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
The 2nd ND Trip by random-gleekV reviews
It's time for another trip! Yes, New Directions go on yet another crazy trip to Winnipeg, Canada this time. It will be wild and funny and everything that ND is. Multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,415 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - New Directions
Glee: Journey Through Season 5 by Kamakana1995 reviews
Cast lists, plot summaries, and song directories are in the first chapter. This fanfic will explore the 2013-2014 school year with both new and old characters. Listen to the songs portrayed in this story via YouTube while reading for maximal experience. Set in both Ohio and New York. Please read/review/share! If you leave a review, I'll mention you as a Gleek of the Week!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,184 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Rachel B., Emma P., New Directions, Joe H. - Complete
The Consequences by M. Michelon reviews
If she was being honest with herself, she would have to admit that she had always loved him. Her parents had separated them for so long, she felt as if she barely knew her sister. But him, she knew him; probably better than he knew himself. Little did she know that her life was about to flipped upside and turned inside out and she was going to learn to live with the consequences.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 158 - Words: 351,182 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Jacob, OC] - Complete
Lost With You by stuckontheground reviews
When Kurt Hummel goes to Paris over the summer as a graduation gift, he's afraid that he's going to be all alone in the City of Love. Little does he know, a chance meeting in a cafe will change his life forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,967 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Alone Anymore by LadyHummel reviews
What if Kurt was ignored and left out by the New Directions? Cue Blaine to make him feel special in the end! Credit to Glee and to the artists of the songs included. Rated T just in case ;)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,751 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Seeing Through Different Eyes by AbsoluteGoober reviews
Klaine AU Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine Can they teach each other to see the world from a different angle? And see each other through different eyes?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 85,194 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All Too Well by AliceInRavenclaw reviews
Blaine is pretending to be okay. He is really dying inside but no one seems to notice. Will he tell or will he rot away to nothing? Loosely based on the song All Too Well by Taylor Swift.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
At First Sight by irishgleelock reviews
Kurt Hummel is finding school life tough because he's being bullied. until one Blaine Anderson comes into his life and kurt falls for him at the first sight. Could Blaine feel the same way? hopefully is better than its sounds. my first fanfic. ENJOY :D please read and review! WARNING! : EXTEME fluffiness! :P
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,909 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Forget Me Not by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Kurt and Blaine are attacked and when Blaine wakes up, he thinks he's fourteen, not Kurt's husband. I know it's been done but... It's something i couldn't get out of my head. Please read and review Updated! Rating raised for language UPDATED!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 93,067 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And The World Spins Madly On by syntheticpoetry reviews
A few weeks after visiting Kurt in New York and confessing to cheating, Blaine is attacked and left for dead. Burt finds him on his way home from work and calls Kurt to let him know. / Now a multi-chapter fic, by popular demand!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Path Fate Chooses by groovymoonshoes reviews
When you're a cancerous teenager, there are more important things to life than finding your soul mate- but sometimes you can't help but follow the path that fate chooses for you. When Blaine's wish in the depth of his critical illness isn't to go to Disneyland but to meet the celebrity his heart so desires, things take an interesting turn. Fate is funny like that.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,530 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
We're Only Human by gleebles reviews
Sequel to "Within the Cinderblocks": Some may say the nightmare is over, but to the students who were a part of the school shooting, it has only just begun. As the Glee club members return to their normal lives, they discover that relationships are tested, resentment is born, fears becomes all-consuming, and the pain of that fateful day never really ends.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - New Directions, Blaine A.
The Voice by spangledout reviews
Kurt loves his job as a judge on The Voice but he misses his husband. Little does he know, he's in for a surprise...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Dalton Deception by YourPinkDiary reviews
It started off as a fairytale, they got each other, they got married, they got two beautiful twin girls. And then it all fell apart. Blaine took Lydia and Kurt took Grace and that was supposed to be it. And it almost was. Until the two girls meet at school and realise that their Dad's were happiest together. So they come up with a plan. Klaine in the style of The Parent Trap.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,188 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Through The Eyes To Your Soul by lordtracysam reviews
SoulmateAU. Story begins just prior to NBK. Blaine goes through a procedure to find his soulmate. The results aren't quite what he was expecting. **NOW COMPLETE!**
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,510 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Loves and Loaves by seeleyboothfan reviews
Kurt and Rachel are enjoying their first year in New York City and are looking for a cheap but delicious place to eat breakfast and lunch at around their classes. When Rachel stumbles across Hot Cross Buns, she feels like this could be the place and tries to convince Kurt. Apparently all it takes is seeing the gorgeous boy who works there to convince Kurt that this is their place.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,972 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Together We Are by Sam Lewis reviews
What would your life be like if there had always been someone out to get you? If everything you knew changed in less than a day? But there was still someone out to get you. This is the story of Blaine's life before and after he met Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Fallin' In Love With My Psychiatrist by BrokenLuvSickDreams reviews
This is a Christmas Present for my friend Cassandra. [LOVE YOU MOM!] Blaine has gone through a lot in his life and kept a high guard. But can one man come into his life and melt him so easily? Will he allow himself to be happy again? CAN he?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
To Need Too Much by Aki and Tenshi reviews
Never Been Kissed AU. Kurt's desperate for affection, and Blaine's the charming lead singer of the Warbler who knows he's a spy, but flirting with him anyway. A what if story... what if Kurt and Blaine hooked up the first time they met, and that defined their friendship and their feelings for each other from that point on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,367 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I breathe because of you by PikiBear reviews
AU. Quinn Santana and Rachel are all living together before senior year! Of course they expect some things to change but their lives are flipped upside down when they are faced with a new challenge: a five year old girl who has no where to go. Pezberry relationship, Faberry and Quintanna Friendship. Quitt in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,445 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Rachel B., Santana L., Quinn F., Brittany P.
I Got You by illbenicksuptowngirl reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are married and have a daughter. They have a troubled relationship. When she starts to show symtoms of something dangerous, Kurt meets Dr. Blaine Anderson and begins to have feelings for him as he races to find a cure. Summary isnt the best.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Come Fly With Me by Skyfull0fdreams reviews
Darren Criss never auditioned for the part of Blaine Anderson. Instead, he is a pilot of the cast's private jet during the summer of The Glee Live Tour. What happens when he meets one Chris Colfer? Crisscolfer AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Twisted Fate by Miss Hana reviews
Two Guilds. New Direction and The Warbler Dalton fight to rule. However, fate brings the lead soloist of Warbler and a young Prince from the New Direction together... #Klaine CPcoulterChar DwightOOC#
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,660 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Life and Times of a Bullied Gay Kid by still burning bridges reviews
Kurt Hummel always knew he would never be anything more than a bullied gay kid. Then, of course, he met Blaine Anderson. (High T for implied suicide attempt, not-too-graphic self-harm, eating disorders, language, and homophobia.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Roommates by IvyPoison12 reviews
Brittany fails to graduate, find out what happens when she's left at McKinley and Santana has to move to New York alone. Also, imagine the shock when Santana realises that her new neighbours really aren't that new at all... Kurtana/Pezberry friendship, Brittana with side Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,370 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
New Year's Eve by Glleek23 reviews
Kurt was just going to a New Year's Party, all he had to do was stand in the corner and make sure he didn't get noticed. That is until he meets a really cute and charming Blaine, who is also feeling out of place. Neither of them have had their midnight kiss, but will one countdown change this? Where will their relationship go from there?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Time Machine by emquin reviews
Rory Hummel-Anderson goes back to the past to stop something horrible from happening and ends up in 2011 attending school with his teenage dads. summary inside. Klaine. Rory/? time-travel. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,124 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Rory F., Sugar M. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by KurtCoBlainer reviews
Klaine Fanfic. AU. The new kid Blaine Anderson joins the football team in his pursuit to live a "normal" life. However, his plan slowly begins to unravel due to a boy cheerleader named Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,006 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Original Glee by FunInTheAlternateUniverse reviews
When two teachers at William McKinley high school decide to bring back Glee Club, new drama will arise. We've got Cheerios, Jocks, Drama Geeks, and every kid is not who he/she seems. When the confessions start, and real personalities come out, will the other kids at the school let the music move them too? Or will they continue to shut down anyone daring to be different?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013
Christmas Revelations by myhummelberryheart reviews
Kurt and Rachel fly home for Christmas to tell their parents about their secret(s). They get more than they bargained for. Hummelberry relationship. Also featuring: Brittania, Tike, Samcedes, Pizes. (COMPLETE, but more to come.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,265 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Rachel B., Kurt H.] New Directions - Complete
Once Upon a December by dwgleek98 reviews
Two years after the events of The Break Up, a terrible car crash lands Kurt in the hospital with no recollection of who he is. He is forced to relearn everything about himself with the help of others. He is ready to never live a normal life until a perfect stranger shows up in his life. But is this man even stranger? Future!Fic ***ON TEMPORARY HIATUS***
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Life Doesn't Always Go As Planned by kissc0lfer reviews
AU. Takes place after five years after The Break Up. Kurt hasn't seen Blaine is five years. Rachel is fulfilling her dreams on Broadway while Kurt writes a men's fashion column for Vogue. He shares an apartment in NYC with Quinn and Beth while Puck and Finn live across the hall. What will happen when a certain curly haired man turns up at the coffee house on his wedding night?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just People by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
Blaine drives to the ocean everyday to escape his close-minded parents. He meets a merboy who chooses not to speak.They fall in love and escape together, but not everything is always smooth sailing. Prejudice, raising Rory, keeping Kurt's secret, and Kurt's prince status can be a lot to handle. Mer!Kurt AU. Klory Family. NOW OPEN TO PROMPTS
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Nobody Messes with Blaine by Morgy Elizabeth reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Mess with Kurt. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ IT TO UNDERSTAND THIS STORY. When Blaine finally gets home from New York, he has to put up with his father's rage with only his mother to stand by his side. There will be some abuse. It' s completely and utterly Blangst because we all LOVE Blangst stories. Rated T for swearing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,816 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Princess Protection by blueeyes67 reviews
Nine princess from different parts of the world our uprooted from their homes and must leave behind family, royalty, and their identity. They are placed in Lima, Ohio to be watched by the agents who must protect them. All glee girls.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012
Good in Goodbye by VampiresAreMyForever reviews
Kurt and Blaine never met at Dalton, instead at a bar in their twenties. Both getting out of a hurtful relationships, scraped and bruised, but still willing to get back out into the dating waters. Kurt visits a bar to take his mind of things and a beautiful man catches his eye... A tale of Drama, Fluff and Happy endings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,599 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Switched by icheeseflip13 reviews
Kurt wakes up one morning and finds he is Chris Colfer ..based off a story I read switching Rachel w/ Lea, but this is longer and Chris is also stuck in Kurt's life!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kurt H.
Barely Breathing by FinchelFan728 reviews
After breaking up with Finn in 4x4, Rachel begun dating Brody. But he just wasn't Finn. Rachel sees Finn over winter break and then is reminded of who she really wants to be with. When she returns to New York, she receives news that will change her life and Finn's forever. What will she do now?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,253 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Finn H., Rachel B.] - Complete
It's Always a Good Time by randomklainer reviews
The New Directions and the Warblers go camping together. Set immediately after Season 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
Reunited by Gleeaholic96 reviews
Kurt and Rachel head back to Lima for Mr. Schue's wedding. What will happen when they're reunited with their ex-boyfriends and the rest of the new directions?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A dumb human like you - Klaine by JustAnotherUltimateFangirl reviews
Klaine are hanging in the balance... Ice skating solves everyone's problems... Right? Based on Season 4!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Something Damaged by Little-miss-laughs-alot reviews
The cast of Something Damaged visits Julian in the hospital while he's in his coma. They meet an angry blonde boy who just wants to go into his best friend's hospital room, and discover something very interesting about their youngest costar. Jogan. Spoilers for chapters 26-27. CP Coulter's Dalton-verse. Julian/Logan. SD/Julian friendship. Rated for Logan's vocab in the beginning
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Somewhere to Begin by writtenfables reviews
Requested by ladyoftheland. Blaine, Wes and David take David's car to Hummel's Tire and Lube where he meets the mechanic's son, Kurt. Mechanic!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Indivisable by Laylinka reviews
Set during The Break Up. Instead of accepting Kurt's ice cold shoulder and request that he 'not speak,' Blaine refuses to go to bed until he tells Kurt why he was with someone else…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Confusing Pretty Little Thing by AlexiaD99 reviews
When Kurt was dragged by Rachel and one of her friends to a party that promised to be full of famous people he didn't expect to meet the TV star Blaine Anderson. He also didn't expect him to be so confusing...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,359 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Glee: ND's and Warblers Chatroom by DaltonGirl reviews
Klaine, Neff/Niff, Wevid and soooo much more!:D WARNING: occasional Swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Eye of the Beholder by jashersashesonagrave reviews
EDIT: Kurt expected a lot of things from Sebastian, but being a teen dad? Not on his list. And as Kurt starts to get tangled into Sebastian's life, along with the Baby Mama, Rian, their daughter, Audrey, and their not-at-all-functional family, the list grows even bigger. Kurtbastian. AU after 'Michael.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Warbler Exchange Program by LeVengeurNocturne reviews
You see Dalton and McKinley started a student exchange program, five Warblers for five Titans, for three months. Join Klaine, Niff, and others as they try to brave the shark infested waters that is William McKinley High School. *spelling/grammar errors* constructive criticism welcome
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Way Home by Wutif reviews
Blaine had freely shared that he was gay at Dalton, never thinking his parents would find out. They did, so now he was living in the park, hungry and homeless, until he met some guys having lunch while he was busking. When Burt saw the kid, he knew he had to help somehow. Homeless!Blaine. Rating changed to a soft M to reflect sexual situations and occasional swearing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,770 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Make Love Your Goal by Freeyourglee reviews
Following the same storyline as Glee itself, Blaine cheated on Kurt, only in this version, Kurt hasn't forgiven Blaine but Burt has kept in touch. Kurt has moved on with his life and found love with a man named Adam but it appears that his heart has not.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A New Reality by highschoolrockout reviews
Kurt and Blaine find themselves in a difficult situation when their seventeen year old daughter becomes pregnant.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,822 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Concert Love by 08trekker reviews
Kurt was tired from hearing about teen singer Blaine Anderson from his best friend, Rachel, but still agreed to go to Blaine's first concert for her birthday. What happened next, he, nor anybody else, would have ever guessed. Third category would be friendship, or drama.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,993 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Crawford and Dalton SYOC by Sugary Luna reviews
Crawford Country Day and Dalton Acadamy are restarting a new merged glee club. SYOC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - New Directions, Dalton Academy Warblers
Anniversary Surprise by SpecialBookworm-394 reviews
Blaine wants to do something for Kurt. So he enlists the help of the Warblers. Needless to say, nothing goes right!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Gone by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
When Kurt gets too busy in NY for Blaine, he starts to cut. When they breakup, Blaine considers suicide. When Kurt tells Blaine he can't trust him anymore, Blaine attempts suicide. But will the Glee Club and Kurt save him before it's too late? Rated T. Trigger Warning!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A New Life by DarthAngelusPotter reviews
A Samchel story. Expect to see a lot of Kurt, Finn, Blaine and the newbies (no bashing). It's canon until 'Dynamic Duets'. Even though there'll be romance, there'll be a lot of friendships and, before the romance, they'll build up a relationship as friends. This will also be a Jarley fic. I hope you like it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Rachel B., Sam E.
It's A Wonderful Life by boomtrain reviews
Post-Glease. Blaine is feeling depressed after his encounter with Kurt and wishes they had never kissed, thinking it would have made his life so much easier. Luckily, an unexpected friend comes along and shows Blaine just how wrong he is. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Wish That Was Me by JillyBean1314 reviews
"He was unable to move, unable to breathe, unable to believe. He had no hope. There was no way he was going to be able to walk those halls with pride tomorrow, knowing Blaine would be watching. I have to try… Kurt thought."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blaine by YourPinkDiary reviews
The name echoed through his mind from the moment Artie said it. One shot set in Artie's 'It's A Wonderful Life' 'verse in Glee, Actually.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finn and Puck's Little Sister by Gleekgirl1997 reviews
Finn and Puck Corcoran go to McKinley while their little sister goes to a preforming arts school. So what happens when she goes to McKinley and they have to try to keep her from Puck's best friend Sam Evans?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Rachel B., Sam E.
My Name is Rachel Hummel by Hummelberry Addict reviews
Set a year after season 4. Rachel and Kurt have been married for two months, it's Christmas time and they have to go back and tell everyone. How will everyone react? Will the marriage last? (this is my first attempt at present tense. Don't hate!)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Kurt H., Rachel B.
Let Me Be Your Shelter by lalala.broadway reviews
In a world where people's soulmates are written on the backs of their hands, Blaine always dreamed his soulmate would be something like a fashion designer or a singer. He never dreamed his soulmate would be homeless.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Anderson Problem by Miss HBIC reviews
Life isn't easy when your father is the President of the United States. It's harder when he's a Republican. It's worse when you're gay. And when you fall in love with his opponents son, well you're just screwed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
There's something about you by youbreakdownmywalls reviews
One day Blaine disappears, leaving a note to Kurt saying he's breaking up with him and moving abroad. But what happens when Kurt bumps into a certain curly boy in a mall in Lima a month later?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Broadway, Baby by thedoctorsrose reviews
After his YouTube career died down, Darren decided to audition for the new HBO series, Broadway Babies. The day before his audition, he meets his possible co-star Chris Colfer. Immediately they become attached at the hip… But what happens when Chris' feelings become more than platonic? RPF eventual-CrissColfer, tagged as Kurt and Blaine, features other Glee celebrities.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Will Never Say Goodbye To You by JonasKlaineWadeyxxx reviews
Kurt is planning a surprise for Blaine in New York and is waiting on his arrival. Blaine has his future completely planned out until disaster strikes. Will Blaine's family emergency put a hold on his life?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Coming Home by Lady Babette reviews
Puck only wanted to play a prank on the Warblers. Kurt only wanted to go home. Nothing prepared them for this reality. Rated T for language and violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,125 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Close Your Eyes And Breathe by missradiology reviews
When new student Blaine Anderson joins Glee club, Kurt is amazed at how much they have in common. Kurt has had trouble in the past with his feelings and the glee kids are worried about him. But when a new relationship comes into play for Kurt, will Blaine figure out his feelings for Kurt before Kurt moves on for good? Starts with Kurt/Chandler relationship. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A New Gleeful Era Glee Season 4 by Kamakana1995 reviews
My interpretation of how Season 4 should be written, and what I hope to see. Everything from the Class of 2012's new journeys around the country, the McKinley High Glee Club's journey to Nationals, new faces to the cast, and everything in between.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Rachel B., Tina C. - Complete
Survival Of The Fittest by Lou'sGleekFromDistrict13 reviews
Glee/The Hunger Games/One Direction fanfiction. First 12 chapters will be the reaping :D Suckish summary i know. Read and Review please?
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
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Aphrodite reviews
Kurt's mother died when he was born, or so he was told. At school he's always been able to make the girls fall for him without even trying. Strange things have been happening lately, aside from the usual, and he finds out he's a demigod. He's whisked away to camp Half-Blood, where he meets Blaine. Is Blaine just what Kurt needed? Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Very Klaine Love Story reviews
Kurt and Blaine have never met. It's a cold day in early December 2013 in NYC. Blaine is cold so he ducks into the nearest coffee shop named Grounded. He goes in for some coffee, but then meets the beautiful and enchanting Kurt. Fate brought them together, now will they survive what Fate throws at them? Please read, better than it sounds 'cause I suck at summaries.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,824 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.