Author has written 1 story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Name: You may refer to me as BloodieReader or simply as Bloodie
Age: Here's a clue, it's a 2 digit number
Location: Stuck in between Narnia and Reality...
Hehehehehe, nothing can stop me from reading Fanfict and I mean nothing.
Fanficts Currently hooked on:
Katekyo! Hitman Reborn!
Rogue X Gambit
Well, if you think about it...
10 Commandments of Survival:
1: Don't bring a knife to a gunfight... or rather, don't bring just a knife.
2: Battle plans never survive contact with the enemy... so be the enemy.
3: All else being equal, even the slightest edge matters.
4: Never trust someone who smiles all the time, they're up to something.
5: Speak softly and carry a big stick... heck, speak softly and carry a big gun.
6: Praise the Lord... but pass the ammunition.
7: If something seems too good to be true, it probably isn't.
8: 'Friendly Fire' isn't.
9: The price of liberty is constant vigilance. (Just ask Mad-eye...)
10: Expect the worst, the pessimist can only be pleasantly surprised.
Your girls turn heads, my girls break necks
Your best friend is like a limb, sure you can live without it, but life will never be the same
Somebody needs a Happy Meal
If science isn't the answer, let's say it's magic. But if it isn't magic, call Ghostbusters
I just said it LOOKED safe, I never said it was
Well I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak.
I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
So we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
Vuja de: the feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
Your mouth moves fast, but my fist moves faster.
Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that if you keep bugging me I'll kick your sorry ass!!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
If at first you don't succeed, Redefine success
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
I'd have to say Fate is a big guy in leather on a Harley fresh out of prison and he’s out to get me.
Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Haha, you're driving a blue prius car with pretty snowflakes on the back, holding a three pound chiwawa, and make a living off of dolls- You're gay!
I have to get closer to make sure that that assassin shaped figure thats throwing knives at me is indeed an assassin..!!
If you love something… let it go. If it comes back… it's yours. If it doesn't… hunt it down and drag it back.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
When you feel lonely, cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Damn! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness but don't make it a habit, because liars go to hell
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.
When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will need you to bail them out of jail for kicking the dude's ass.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will either laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" or punch the source of your sorrows.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will takes yours and downs it before you can take it back.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move... the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. )
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
90% of the Naruto fanbase would cry is Sasuke jumped off a cliff. Repost this if you're one of the 10% shouting : JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!
80% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber jumped off that cliff too. Repost this if you would be part of the 20% yelling: DO A BACKFLIP!!!!!
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Tobi should come back instead of Madara, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Itachi is badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a ninja!
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile. (IT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE!!!)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing FanFiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that; Crack is for reading, say no to drugs, copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha,Intoxicating.Whispers, DemonMisstress, BloodieReader
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3 ]
[Konan Score: 2 ]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]
[Sasori Score: 3 ]
[Deidara Score: 5 ]
[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]
[Hidan Score: 3 ]
[Zetsu Score: 5 ]
[Tobi Score: 2 ]
[Orochimaru Score: 5 ]
I am most like Deidara - the awesome bomber BOOM! HAHAHAH -, Zetsu - Amazing plant man WHO EATS PEOPLE :DD & Orochimaru - ...yeah, didn't know how that happened *shrugs*... With the awesome Huggable-Shark-man Kisame in 2nd place
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
You Might Be An Author If... (The ones that apply to me will be in bold.)
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. (I'd kill them because their my favourite character :D)
7. You smile really big when you're going to finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... You just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written badly annoy you and makes you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cats, we say Nyan Cat
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say DeathNote
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus
Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud!
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