Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.

Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.

For many years rumors have persisted that there are caches of gold, precious stones, and unguents that tomb robbers had dropped or hidden in their haste to escape the guards that watched over the Valley of the Kings. Roma Wilkes-Emberly's archaeologist father is obsessed with these legends and determined to find this hidden gold-can Ardeth-Bey protect her from his madness?

Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

Twinkle Twinkle little star, do a single gal trying to raise her baby brother a favor and MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX! Nina's little brother Danny makes an innocent wish... and now Nina's life is at the epicenter of cosmic blowback./ Readers be advised this is Can I Keep Him? reimagined and overhauled. Yautja/human pair/polyandry romance/adventure/humor

Thorin decides it's time for Kili to follow Fili's example and take a wife, so he chooses a princess from the Grey Mountains for his sister-son. He doesn't know though that she's blind and that her father threatened her to hide her disability or else. Four years after BOFA. Kili/OC/Thorin COMPLETE

When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione] COMPLETE!

AU. The Grangers adopt a young Tom Riddle, and seal their daughter's fate forever. Set in the 30s-40s.

First Lizzy had learned of Mr. Darcy's hand in breaking Jane's heart, and then he had offered the most insulting marriage proposal in history. Could a day get worse? Only if she were to be threatened at sword-point, tied up, and whisked away by a rogue, with only the world's most arrogant man to watch over her. Luckily, that wasn't very likely to happen...

Viktor had thought he might have loved her when he saw her by the Black Lake the first time, standing under a tree and trying, desperately, to make it look as if she wasn't waiting for him. But now? Now as she glanced up at him dwarfed by one of his old coats, snowflakes catching on her eyelashes… Now, he knew.

A Halloween inspired collection of song prompted one-shots, featuring Deathmione pairings; Hermione x Evander Avery, Hermione x Reuben Yaxley, Hermione x Fenrir Greyback, Hermione x Antonin Dolohov, Hermione x Felix Mulciber, Hermione x Tom Riddle and bonus Hermione x Regulus Black, Hermione x Barty Crouch Jr

Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.

In which Alex is a mischievous toddler, Ardeth has something on his mind, and Jonathan almost decides that the ultimate book on correct uncling might be worth more than the Book of Amun-ra. Almost.

It was naive to think these creatures—these titans— were not a force of nature. They were changing the planet faster than anyone could imagine, restoring rainforests, stabilizing polar ice caps. Once again, humans have begun to worship them as gods, even claim to communicate with them. But that was impossible. These creatures couldn't be capable of higher thought, could they?

This is a belated entry in the April Fool's Day Trickster Challenge. AU. Hermione Granger's meeting with the Dark Lord goes awry.

His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **NEWLY REVISED & REWRITTEN VERSION NOW UP!

It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

An epidemic has hit Meryton. The story starts just after Elizabeth arrives at Netherfield to nurse her sister, who was taken ill during a visit with Caroline Bingley.

Rue's stuck in Middle-earth, meets Sir Swajesty Thorin Oakenshield through an epic bar fight, and learns Dwarves live as long as sea turtles, all the while on the run from some Malfoy wannabe during a quest to slay the Hungarian Horntail's ugly love child. Thorin/OC

A young girl survives a deadly yautja attack. Years later, the nightmare returns.

Falsely convicted of a triple homicide, Draco Malfoy swears vengeance on all responsible for his imprisonment. After escaping Azkaban, his first target is his advocate, Hermione Granger. Alone and lonely, her budding career destroyed by a concocted scandal, Hermione has equal cause for retribution. Moreover, she has the means to achieve it. Together, the pair will reap justice.

Regulus flexed his feet, feeling the bite of his newish shoes and shaking his head. It was a bit of maudlin folly to be dressed as he was, in his best robes, his hair arranged just so. He doubted he would remain in such pristine condition by the end of the evening. More so, he doubted anyone would understand the significance even if he was found.

Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...

Prequel to A Fangirl's Crack'd Afterlife. The epic romance is here! Xeno hybrid and abomination, Revna is doing what she does best, causing mayhem. But her fun comes at a price when she attracts the attention of an Elite who will challenge more than just her prowess as a huntress. And this time, her beguiling smirk may cause more trouble than she can handle. Slow-burn romance ;D

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

A botched experiment sends a scientist's mind into a Xenomorph Queen's body. A yautja clan soon becomes interested in her.

No one gave the hobbits any sort of guide to the afterlife. Possibly that's why they can never seem to get there. (Featuring always a girl Bilbo Baggins, the origin of hobbits, and death being something of a revolving door.)

Professional curiosity often takes Draco Malfoy to far-flung and exotic locations, most of which happen to be of archaeological interest to and actively excavated by Ministry employee and former flame, Hermione Granger. When an Egyptian dig yields an artefact of immeasurable power, Draco and Hermione are forced to partner once more, facing danger, betrayal, and a force that neither

"Can I keep him?" Nina is used to hearing her baby brother ask this question on a daily basis. Bringing home pets is what kids do. But when said 'pet' is a mutant lovechild of a Klingon and Cthulhu what's a protective Southern gal to do?... Grab the nearest blunt instrument! Yautja/human pair/ polyandry romance/ Now includes the second arc: Nina Look an Alien! /humor/susp/vio/OOC

Twelve human women are captured to participate in the predators' game. Camila has no choice but to trust her hunter with her life. Original character/Predator(yautja) {highly explicit content/predator and human sex}

Things that suck about being in space: One, being a garbage collector. Two, getting sent to some weird human settlement just to pick up the Company's trash. Three, finding out that all the horror stories people tell about the Company were actually true. And four, having to team up with a half-naked warrior alien if I want to make it out of Joywell alive.

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

The dragon is vanquished and the Mountain reclaimed, but the Company of Thorin Oakenshield has never been in greater peril. With war brewing on the horizon and madness spreading like wildfire, Kíli makes a decision that will change the course of history... *Cover Art Courtesy of Toastytoastie on Tumblr.

This one is for Not Romeo's Juliette. It's a little story about a lot of love. It is not my snow filled yard, but I'm building the fort anyway.

Sirius Black is back from the veil with more baggage than he would ever imagine, and Hermione is struggling with handling her life. - "I really want you to take care of yourself." "Why?" she asked. Sirius didn't know the answer so clearly until he spoke it. "Because you need someone to want it." [For Mature Readers][Sirimione][WIP]

Buttercup Baggins has lived the MOST terriblest day a hobbit can live. Friends died, her heart was broken, and life would never be the same. Worse, the dratted day refuses to end! What is a hobbit to do when she discovers she's reliving the same day...and no one else seems to remember it? (NaNoWriMo fun-the Hobbit done Groundhog Day-style with a dash of The Princess Bride.)

Under the thrall of a full moon, werewolf Hermione Granger slaughtered twenty-three innocent people. Fifteen years later, discontented Potions Master Draco Malfoy interrupts her exile with one objective: to free her from the beast within.

This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.

His captors think him defeated, but even Odin doesn't know the secrets Loki holds. Before long, he'll be free, events set in motion by Frigga's best intentions and Loki's worst instincts. He's seen his future, and nothing is going to stop him from taking it for himself.

Despite his impoverished circumstances, Tom Riddle always knew he was destined for great things. The ability to travel back and forth through time was a bit of a surprise, though. Also a surprise: the bushy-haired little girl he meets in the future who possesses powers to match his own. Eventual Tomione; starts pre-Hogwarts.

This was supposed to be a one shot for my darling, Omslagspapper. Then the plot bunnies grabbed me. They've held me down and forced a few more chapters into the story. It's all about young Riddle finding something better than world domination. (not my sandbox, but I love playing in it)

To be honest, she was just looking for a challenge. And then she heard of the Batman. Too bad someone else already had dibs on him. Joker/OC

Hermione's head tilted back as she stared up at the imposing grey prism that dominated the bleak skyline. The raging wind lashed against her thin robes, the unending gusts finding their way through the fabric to nip at her skin. She felt nothing.

It is said that Thorin Oakenshield, one of the mighty dwarven kings of old; is buried deep under the Lonely Mountain. Tales tell of the Great Age he lived in, but for many, including Hlífhrím, a young dwarf-woman from the Longbeard clan; these are just myths and legends - small glimmers of hope in a world growing ever darker. For this is the Fifth Age and Middle-Earth has changed.

Various drabbles written in the HwtF universe. Many are practicing pairings or otherwise following plot lines that deviate too much from the HwtF story. None of these are betaed but just written for fun.

When his eyes had lost the white dots from the sudden light, he registered more than Hermione's frantic breathing. An eye mask was pushed back into her unruly curls, her body almost completely hidden by pyjamas far too big for her, a vast amount of white cotton, with little purring cats all over.

All Hermione wanted out of her evening was to close up the pub in peace and quiet. That plan sort of went out the window when she was kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, who proceeded to drop a baby on her lap. Also known as the one that's almost but not quite a Muggle AU.

Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?

How strange, that her soulmate should be a book. How fitting. Tomione. Soulmate AU. M-Rated.

They say the devil you know is better than the one you don't...but knowing a Devil just means there is that much more temptation

She could feel his heat radiating from his chest, on to her back as he hovered over her. Determined to show no fear in the face of his dominance, she adjusted her shaky limbs as his claws came around either side of her body "Little lamb, your fear smells sweet" A cloud of smoke circled her neck and she looked over her shoulder at his ardent face as he spoke. "You should be afraid"

Airemis Took, half-elf half-hobbit, never expected to embark on an adventure with her cousin Bilbo and a band of rowdy dwarves, and she certainly never expected to find herself drawn to a certain surly, elf-hating dwarf king. But as she learns more about Thorin Oakenshield she begins to realize that they might not be so different after all. Thorin/OC, slow build, future smut.

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

The Snakes were one of the most vicious gangs in Victoria's London, and Rabastan Lestrange was one of Tommy Riddle's most loyal followers. When he stumbled upon a member from a rival gang trying to get fresh with a what appeared to be a lady's maid... he had no idea that he was about to lose so much more than his wallet. Rabastan/Hermione. Victorian!AU/Mafia!AU.

A little more in the life of Hermione Flint, righter of wrongs and mother of four. *addenda to 'Divorce and Other Courtship Rituals' * ABANDONED

To Sara, angels are pretty fiction and demons are ugly fiction...until one night she meets the truth face to face. Crowley saw the potential for a bit of amusement...but potentials are not always fulfilled in the way one expects...

Being dropped into a pre-industrial world seems to have more downfalls than perks for Maggie. Even so, she's managed to find a home with hobbits and finds a definition of love that she thought she knew, all in the form of one baby hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. [Re-telling, Realism, Set 50 years prior to The Lonely Mountain]

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

"Granger," He seethed, as if he had any right to be angry while he was covered in blood on her doorstep. "Invite me inside." Her nails dug into the polished wood of the door and she contemplated slamming it in his face. "Absolutely not." Modern Vampire AU. Tomione. Also a splash of Drarry because I needed that in my life rn.

Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel * ABANDONED

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE: Draco will do whatever she wants him to do. If she wants him to recruit an entire army or raze Rome in a day, he'd do it without question. He would swear his life to her if she asked. DM/HG. (now complete!)

He was laughing. It felt like glass in his lungs, and more tears escaped from under his eyelids, but it was something. Then there was the smooth sensation of a silk handkerchief against his cheek. He clutched at it, inadvertently grasping her fingers in the process. Her hand felt nothing like Astoria's. BROTP/OTP

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

A simple wish for a family prompts Erulien to undertake a journey to the Grey Havens. However, the roads we travel don't always lead us directly to our destination. Elrond/OFC.

Post-BoFA, AU. Erebor has been invaded...but not in a way the dwarves could have imagined. Dwarves' patience will be tested, things will be cleaned, and halls will be decorated. :P

It was impossible to comprehend, even for her mind. Humanity being gone was an abstract number about something happening in another galaxy. Cooper being gone she could picture just fine. She was the last human in the universe, with everything she needed for Plan B. Then she wasn't alone any more. Spoilers for the movie. (Some changes made for accuracy and continuity.)

Friendship is a funny thing...the story of the bond three people form. Lucius POV. LM/HG/SS Rated M for subject matter. Mature readers ONLY.

COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC

Tauriel saves Kili's life during the Battle of the Five Armies and alters the course of history, forever. (Highlights the years between The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy). Rating may increase to M in the future.

It would have been romantic to say their courtship began with their divorce but Hermione had to admit the ending of their marriage had been more about tidying paperwork than pathos. She stopped being Madam Flint with a handshake and a nice Italian dinner. But Marcus was not a man to give up on what, or who, he wanted. * Alternate Ending to 'a Disarranged Marriage' * ABANDONED

Old dark magic dictates that the Blacks must have an heir. [AU from the end of OotP] Complete.

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Loyalty goes both ways. Lord Voldemort learns the price of hypocrisy, greed, and broken promises. [Gift fic] [One-shot] COMPLETE.

Salazar Slytherin disappeared from Hogwarts one night, and was never seen again. Until now. COMPLETE.

Darcy Lewis, freshly graduated and treating herself to a celebratory meal is met with an offer she can't refuse. Meanwhile Dr. Reed Richards, still recovering along with his team from their space mishap, puts out an ad for a new lab assistant. There's only one applicant.

Anne-Marie comes to England, with her youngest son, to claim Knighton Hall. Beautiful, ennobled and with all the tricks of the trade from the French court, she is considered perfect by most. Yet Sir Guy is not so easily swayed by her charms or her cunning and even Anne-Marie fears her demons will mass against her, if she does not escape the dangers of her old life.

Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.

When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.

ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.

By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Anna is normal. It isn't until she dies, and is informed that she's the last descendant of a pair of vanished elf princes, that she realizes that she's more than what she seems. Anna means 'gift' in Quenya. That is what she has received from the Valar with her new life in Arda, and is what they intended for her to be to the Noldor. Because even fallen angels deserve second chances.

Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

A realization struck Lucius Malfoy as he studied his long time friend: a man will only crave that which he cannot have. Truly, it is only when the object of his desire has moved well beyond his grasp that a man recognizes his need for what it is and will then move Heaven and Earth to reclaim it. A novel filled with romance and adventure. Post Hogwarts. AU. SSXHGXLM

After the war, Hogwarts is haunted by those who died... and those who lived. Hermione Granger returns to complete her eighth year, and develops an interesting relationship with the Potions Master. Slowly, they help each other remember that they are human. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger. Hermione is at least 18.

Can time heal all wounds, or is the man he called brother throughout all those wars really dead after taking three in the head from a .357 magnum loaded heavy. Victor plans to find out, a fresh scent too tantalizing a trail not to chase. Facing Stryker's last betrayal means dusting out the closet, skeletons and all, and running into a ghost who just couldn't stay dead.

Bilba Baggins is not entirely respectable, and it's not just because her grandmother taught her how to throw a battle ax. This doesn't quite change the outcome of a certain adventure, but it certainly changes her reaction to it. fem!bilbo, dwobbit Bilbo

Kíli's always been in his older brother's shadow. Fíli is the fair-haired prince. The prodigy. Thorin's heir. And Kíli is, well...just Kíli! Fortunately, Kíli doesn't mind the expectations too much, until the day family honor means he's forced to be a prince, too. What ensues is an adventure filled with the antics of dwarflings, life in exile, family feuds, and Durin feels, oh my.

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!

ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.

Daryl hadn't been very impressed with her, at first: a tiny little blonde who maybe came up to his chin. Had to be pure luck she'd even survived long enough to be found.

White scales and a tail dipped in light blue flashed passed her, making a bee-line back into the pantry. Mirabella huffed before rushing towards it once more before halting and looking at her hands. "S-Scales! That's not Miss Gamford's cat!" Mira shivered before pressing her back against the wall next to the pantry before she moved her nose over the doorway, looking into the dark.

It was just a crush. Her Tookish side acting up again, as one's arthritis might. And anyway, she was much too old to be having crushes on anyone, not to mention a moody sod of a Dwarrow whose cheek muscles would probably catch fire if he ever tried to smile. [Bagginshield][Fem!Bilbo]

AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) discovers that dwarves don't think about feet the same way hobbits do. Compilation of one-shots. Chapters unrelated. Mostly.

Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.

After crossing paths with Ulfric Stormcloak at the age of eleven, the course of Annika's life was forever changed. Two decades later, she returns to Skyrim to join the rebellion, but finds herself fighting more than just one war, as dragons, conspiracies, questions of fate, and her own inner demons rise to challenge her.

Darcy has the hangover from hell, a new ring, and a god in her bed. *on indefinite hiatus*

Darcy Lewis has just started to figure out this whole being a SHIELD agent thing, when some jerkwads snatch her off the street and start getting needle happy. Seriously, what is up with that? Oh, and also, it's not easy being green. Or, The one where Darcy Lewis becomes the She Hulk.

Hermione has managed to combine science and magic to answer the increasingly worrisome question of why so many wizards and witches are having Squibs. What happens when her research provides a potential solution that requires a very personal sacrifice? Marriage Law Fic. Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy.

Imprinting, marriage and mating. Duty, choice and need. What do these things have to do with love? In the midst of a failing marriage and strained imprint, Bella is about to find out. It's complicated, when is it ever not? Bella/Sam some Paul. No poly anything.

He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!

Getting cut down during the Battle of Helm's Deep was only the beginning of Haldir's problems…

Below the surface of Bouvetoya Island, Elaina will have to survive the horrors within the Pyramid. With the help of a Predator, she just might make it out alive. Let the Hunt Begin! Celtic/OC Completed.

Ulfric Stormcloak is determined to win the Dragonborn over to his side and make her his. But is he capable of dealing with the mercurial, prideful heroine - and the dark secrets from her past that resurface to haunt them both? Loosely follows Stormcloak questline with some of the main questline; eventual Ulfric/OC. Rated M for adult content and violence.

Steve Rogers has always been an all-American kinda guy. Straight as an arrow. The First Avenger. That man every father wants his daughter bringing home. But when an encounter with current Black Widow Yelena Belova brings out some unexpected... kinks in his psyche, who will Steve turn to? Can Darcy Lewis help him navigate a brave new world of being a perverted romantic?

Evelyn entertains her old school chum Constance Adams in Hamunaptra with the company of Jonathan, Ardeth and little Alex. All hell breaks loose when Evelyn encounters the lost city of Amarna and things don't go quite to plan...

Two years after his capture, The Joker has escaped from Arkham Asylum. Emma, a tenant of a decrepit apartment complex in the Narrows, suspects a former neighbor of being the madman that tore Gotham apart. She's kept her suspicions to herself for two years, but what will she do when he comes back? Joker&OC

Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.

On a bright day in spring Queen Lothiriel is abducted and taken to Harad so that she might atone for the crimes of Rohan. Back in Edoras, King Eomer finds to his astonishment that his loveless marriage is not what it seems. COMPLETE. Warning: minor character death, angst.

Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.

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All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

S3 AU - Guy survives, and he and Djaq try to bury ghosts both old and new. Guy/Djaq. Warning for character death. Major angst, with a happy ending.

Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.

Severus is remanded into Hermione's custody because she is his next of kin. This news startles both of them. Complete.

She is unlike any other. Though she bears the physique of a human girl, the Elven tongues of Old spill fluently from her lips. Further yet, she claims to be the Lady of a fallen house and seems intent on driving Glorfindel stark, raving mad.

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

How do you cope in a world you've Fallen into? Oneshot: Gabriel, Gabriel/OC. Rated for safety.

In life Guy of Gisbourne sinned against God and man. Pride and ambition killed all he loved. For nearly a thousand years he wanders the confines of Nottingham, watching the follies and triumphs of humanity. In his punishment he encounters the shade of the deceiver Vaisey, still raging. Then child sees him, and smiles. As an old woman dies, she tells him his wait is nearly over...

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

Penny was right. Or the reason Sheldon is so prepared specifically for the Zombie Apocalypse.S/P as always.

In the days after "Saturnalia Miracle 2008," Penny and Sheldon's relationship begins to change. They go with it. Rated for coitus; rating applies starting in chapter 11.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

A hunter encounters more unexpected than expected. 'Brains'. A mixture of obsessions becomes a jaunt through farce and fantasy. Join the ride.

No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.

"I do not love you," she cried in frustration. "Why do you want me?"

[More-Than-She-Seems] The story of how Loki was distracted from World Domination and an explanation of how Loki knows Darcy so well. Starts a month after Genius Adventures 1.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

This is the story of Guy of Gisborne and Elias Renouf, of their journey. It's a story about love in it's many forms. This isn't a misunderstood, sensitive Guy of Gisbourne; here is an angry, frustrated man. It's also the story of the shy, lonely, but valiant Elias, the second seamstress of Nottingham Castle, these are the trials she endures to have, and hold fast to her love.

Following Ron's death, Hermione tackles driving lessons, pottery class, jogging, renovating, and — scariest of all — falling in love again.

Stuck in the Manor and bored nearly out of his mind, Draco Malfoy hatches a plan of questionable legality to acquire some company.

Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

War is hell, as is the aftermath. Having lost everyone she most loves, Hermione Granger is only a shell of the woman she had been. Devastated by loss and guilt, Hermione draws the attention of Severus Snape with a random utterance.

She finds him broken in the desert-but through the Grace of God, all things are made new. Glimpses of grace: the story of one brother and two sisters.

Only a matter of time before patience weighs out and the oomans get cozy - before they sacrifice their own, test their captive with meat that can fight back or make their prisoner docile. Ms. Bauler need worry - shes coming with him. Rated M sex/gore/lang

Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.

Three weeks later, they pitch up in a small town. AU, michael/OC

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.

Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...

Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

At a time when the eldest Bennet sisters should begin families of their own, life perhaps holds other things in mind along the way.

A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

Dr. Cynthia Dawn is being hunted. Hunted by a former patient who is bent on breaking her. Sent to Gotham to study the infamous Joker, she finds herself turning to him for protection. But what happens when she finds herself caught in a war of psychopaths?

He's received a second chance and he refuses to waste it. His obsession wrought a dangerous and deadly trap and he expects to have her. Mind. Body. Soul. She was his for the taking.

Sequel to Eternal Enchantress. Julia must get Ardeth Bey to the nearest Med-Jai camp in time to save his life. Even if she does succeed, will Ardeth Bey still recognize her as his wife?

A single glimpse of mysterious buildings in a remote forest brings a grieving woman on a journey to a place she could never have imagined - and an adventure beyond her dreams. NOW COMPLETE

Oneshot. It's Halloween, and Kagome keeps catching glimpses of something... or someone... out of the corner of her eye. An imposing presence, an implicit threat, and a message from beyond. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. CU, Modern Era, Divergence.

Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue

Guy leaves Nottingham in search of a healing spring to mend his broken heart, but finds instead a girl about to be eaten by a dragon – and that's only the beginning. Now complete.

Guy/Marian. AU after 2x13. Guy and Marian deal with the aftermath of killing the Sheriff.

Just as Bella comes to terms with living again, her humanity is abruptly stolen away. With time, Jacob shows her that the key to life isn't in a beating heart but in an unbroken spirit. New Moon AU.

The Sheriff's deal with Prince John causes some trouble for Team Castle, and it's going to be a loooong weekend. I don't own anything. Some Guy/Marian/Allan Ridicfic set sometime before 2x10 "Walkabout." Complete.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

Traveling to a competition in Ulan Bator across the Gobi desert, a martial artist must fight for her life when insectoid black serpents attack out of a sandstorm. After surviving one battle, she realizes she is not the only combatant.

The honeymoon cannot last forever; can what follows be as sweet? Written for the 2006 Yuletide story exchange.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

In which Kagome gets bitten a great deal. It's hard being delicious. SessKag oneshot.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

When William Tavington married a plain, serious, and very wealthy Colonial lady, his life took an unexpected turn. In England, Tavington and Jane face new challenges and uncover a dangerous secret. Chapter 75: The Summer of 1782, An Epilogue

SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.

He always keeps his promises. SessKag Oneshot.

When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.

[BBC 2006 Series] This is Marian’s story about love, duty and marriage. Here innocent maidens are rescued, only they have a hand in it too, and turn out not to be so innocent after all. Guy x Marian

An anthology of time travel tales involving the delightful Colonel Tavington. Episode 12: Tavington's Atlantis: Part 10, The Past is Prologue. The adventure concludes. More travels, a reunion in Ireland, and Marcus Aurelius receives a stunning revelation.

Seventy years have passed since the destruction of Ahm Shere. In the Sudanese desert, an archaeological team's discovery begins a chain of events that could end an ancient curse, or unleash a new one upon an unsuspecting world. COMPLETE.

Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.

The requested story about Glorfindel & Carathwan: What can a tired old warrier and a naive young elf possibly have in common?

A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Sequel to 'Mine'. Snape and Harry settle down and learn more about each other. These chapters can be read as individual stories, but I have further chapters written and planned.

When Ardeth Bey spared the life of an female archeologist, he got more than he bargained for. And why would a man claiming to be Ramses II want her dead?

Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.

When Colonel Tavington and his dragoons rescue three Loyalist sisters from an isolated plantation, events are set in motion that will change his life. Can he accept the opportunities Fate has offered him? COMPLETE with new appendices

Clinging to the edge, Imhotep realizes the truth. A MR fix-it...but assuredly not for AI fans.

Sarah is bullied at school. The bullies get more than they bargained for.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.