The Hyperistic Country Loner
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Joined 10-06-12, id: 4293692, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 14 stories for Gravity Falls, Total Drama series, Frozen, Despicable Me, Princess and the Frog, Monsters Inc., Danny Phantom, and Mr. Peabody & Sherman.

My obsessions are ever-changing, but my longest one lasted 6 years and my shortest one lasted 3 days. As of now, I've had about 34 in 7 years. You'll get used to it. As you can see I'm not that good at introductions, but if you can get used to me I am lots of fun and a great friend. My birthday is on May 17.

My fave things to do are:

Practice guitar

Sing

Surf the net

Play Sims 3

Write "Books"

My favorite movie is Frozen.

My favorite book is Because of Winn-Dixie.

My idols are Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal, William Joyce, Butch Hartman, Tom McGillis, Chrsitophe Beck, Grey DeLesile and Taylor Swift.

I have 3 friends. (Tabbypie101 and 2 girls whose names I just learned today.)

My favorite shows are Gravity Falls, Total Drama Island, and Teen Titans.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Wendy

2. Beastboy

3.Mabel

4.Dipper

5.Gwen

6.Mike

7.Zoey

8.Cameron

9.Trent

10.Raven

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd wonder why the crap she wasn't sleeping. Isn't Wendy supposed to be lazy?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Um, ok well I'd probably FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Um, okkkkk... let's see how that works out.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I trust Gwen.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I fangirl-scream so loud his ears bleed.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Wow, I'm Zoey's sister?!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'm guessing that happens alot.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

They didn't like one of his songs...?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I don't think she engages with ANYONE so I wouldn't mind much.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Run and hide with me.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Shapeshift into a stretcher. Wait, can he do that?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A pet pig.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Maybe freak out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Roll her eyes.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Go bisexuals!! (I have a theory that Wendy's bi.)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

By being a good friend.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Write me a chant/ song.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' (So typical me :)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (friend 'What happened to the cheese?' me: 'Oh, hehe... Funny story, that one! :)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!" (That would never happen... THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!!! It was so worth watching that jerk's face! (reference to BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' ;)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. (That goes for Elicia)

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (Please, I have everyone on speed dial...)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (Actually it's in between these. I pretty must borrow stuff, lose it for a little bit, and return it a year later in perfectness! Or, not...)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Elicia... Jonini... Macca... yeah, never write my biography please? :)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (After reading this, we never do anything else)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'(Oh yeah! I'm totally in!)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: I still haven't found what I'm looking for-U2

Waking Up: Conspiracy-Paramore

First Day at School: I Caught Myself-Paramore

Falling In Love: Indian Outlaw-Tim McGraw (?)

Fight Song: Before the Storm-Miley Cyrus

Breaking Up: Show us the way-Brave soundtrack (?)

Prom night: Cryin'-Aerosmith

Life: I Fall to Pieces-Patsy Cline

Mental Breakdown: Cold Day in July-Dixie Chicks

Driving: Kids in America-Cascada (interesting)

Flashback: Imaginary-Evanescence

Getting back together: Enchanted-Taylor Swift

Wedding: Raise Your Glass-P!NK (Well...)

Birth of Child: Innocence-Avril Lavigne (I LOVE THIS SONG!)

Final Battle: Girl Just Wanna Have Fun- Miley Cyrus

Funeral Song: Just To See Your Smile-Tim McGraw

Final Credits: I'm Not One Of Them-Lauren Alania

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, writersrle, AngelsJoker, Silver Melody217, Fox of Magic, TLYRB, I'll Eat Yourself, Poppyfire333

If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have a family member who still treats you like a 3-year-old when you're actually old enough to do some things for youself, post this on your profile.

If you have a mom who tells you countless times to wash your hands when you already know, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever spun in a circle so many times that the whole room was spinning around you and you fell to the floor, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever jumped on the bed before and had so much fun, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile

iF YOU HAVE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to your profile to make it longer

If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
then you copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't, you are heartless and have no soul.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Mavis and Johnny>Bella and Edward

Mavis and Johnny>Juliet and Romeo

Is been proven MavisJohnny IS BEAST!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Umm I think I know if I have.)

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (We so are! Am I right girls?)

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!)

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale, The Hyperistic Country Loner

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL
WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD
SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right darn it!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and say you don't get out much and ask them to put a little umbrella in it.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

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The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Pretend to have amnesia. 3. Say everything backwards. 4. Run into walls. 5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 8. Say all of the words in a film. 9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" 10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!" 11. Talk to a pen. 12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 13. Try and climb the wall. 14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 15. Eat your hair. 16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" 18. Pretend to be a phone. 19. Try to swim in the floor. 20. Tap on their door all night.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at. 2. Order pizza from McDonald's. 3. Get hit by a parked car. 4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday. 5. Try to sell your money. 6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano. 7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store. 8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose. 9. Try to go swimming without getting wet. 10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt.

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the h-e-double hockey sticks would you let yourself get arrested?!) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.) 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.) 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.) 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave em in the middle)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. . . . 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you're woken up, shout, "AMEN! Or PAYING ATTENTION!" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone's gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For marijuana." 7. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy." Or, "in the garden with a meat cleaver." 8. Skip down the hall instead of walking and see how many looks you get. 9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is to go. 11. Sing along at the opera. 12. Put mosquito netting around your work are and play tropical sounds all day. 13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 14. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!" 15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!" 16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're gonna have to let one of you go."

Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

HOW CRAZEE?? Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world. Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh . . ." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino . . .) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Oh, the irony . . . DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

HERE'S A KEY FOR FF TALK!
AU- Alternate Universe
OC- Original Character
OOC- Out of Character
Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.
Gary-Stu: a male version of a Mary-Sue
CC- Constructive criticism
Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.
IC- In character
AN- Author's note
R&R- Read & review
POV- Point of view

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile.

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"Well maybe if you looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive!"

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The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

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1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Magizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)

Pink Cat

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) = Leeann Valhalla

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) = Wooma

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Bloody Cloe

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I like being ALONE SOMETIMES, so I MUST be ANTI-SOCIAL.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm DIFFRENT, so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm from KENTUCKY, so i MUST be a HILLBILLY, HICK, or REDNECK.
I'm from the SOUTH, so I MUST have a SOUTHERN accent and slurred language.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (which I am against...unless you're not even 15...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I think this is a load of judgmental BS, so I MUST have anger issues.

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Name 12 Gravity Falls Characters:

1. Mabel

2. Dipper

3. Soos

4. Wendy

5. Robbie

6. Grenda

7. Waddles

8. Candy

9. Grunkle Stan

10. Nate

11. Tambry

12. Gideon

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No. I don't think that GrendaxTambry exists.

02.) Do you think Four is hot?

Wendy's a girl...

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Gideon got Candy pregnant? Well, they're kinda young, but I guess that could be possible. Some people ship them together.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

About Grunkle Stan? Well, not directly, he's mainly just a side character.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?


DipperxGrenda? I'm not sure, but I'm gonna say no because of my strong OTP for Wendip.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

RobbiexGrunkle Stan or RobbiexNate? Well, they're both weird sounding, but if I had to choose then RobbiexNate because they're closer in age. (I do realize that I ship Wendip, but RobbiexGrunkle Stan is just disturbing.)

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Waddles walked in on Dipper and Gideon? Well, he couldn't do much because he's a pig, but I'd either barth or freak out and start crying, twicthing, and rocking back and forth, something similar to my reaction of "Dipper Goes To Taco Bell".

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

SoosxNate

Ummmm... ok. Nate stumbles into the Mystery Shack and meets Soos in the Mystery Shack?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Thankfully, no. There are no MabelxCandy fluff-fics, that would just be weird.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

WaddlesxGideon? Is that even legal?

"Gideon Fails Again"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I don't know what that means, but if it means Wendy you-know whats with Mabel that would just be disturbing. We already Pinescest. STOP WITH THE WEIRD COUPLES PEOPLE!!!

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Waddles is a pig so probably not.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Soos isn't really the romantic type so I assume not.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't know. Tambry is a really cool side character.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Dipper/Wendy/Robbie?

Ummmmmmmm... EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! It's what the majority of the fandom is based off of. Those numbers worked out perfectly.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Nate would scream "Thompson!"

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Candy... ummmm possibly "Best Friend's Brother " by Victoria Justice.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Mabel/Grenda/Gideon?

Warning: Confusion and Disgust Galore

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

For Nate to use on Dipper?

"If you go out with me I'll give you Wendy's phone number."

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Robbie? He's in a lot of the Wendip stories so about a day ago.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Grenda is Wreck-It-Ralph's daughter.

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

TambryXGrunkle Stan... Drunk. 150% Drunk.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Waddles would, otherwise Soos would squash him.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three."

Mabel and Grunkle Stanare in a happy relationship(WHAT?!?) until Grunkle Stansuddenly runs off with Wendy(This just gets weirder and weirder). Mabel, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tambry(ok...)and a brief unhappy affair with Gideon(no wonder), then follows the wise advice of Grendaand finds true love with Soos

That was the strangest thing, I've ever read.

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Waddles and Candy were canon...

That would never happen. Disney is a children's channel so NO. N-O. NO.

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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My cat

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pieces of art I made. A picture of Dipper kissing Wendy drawn by my roomate at camp

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Talk.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Country.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 8:01 pm. I take that minute very seriously.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Gravity Falls Season 2

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My friends from camp

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Fanfiction, Tumblr, and Deviantart

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5ft 3in

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Adrinna

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blonde and Blue

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? The Park or his house

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. Soda.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Banana Peppers

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Catfish

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My copy of the first Guardians of Childhood book

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes, not telling just in case he reads this

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Either Hot Topic or any second-hand place

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? I have 3

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A cat named Cloe, A cat named Salsa, and a Morkie(Maltese/Yorkie mix) named Coco

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Say it to their face.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 3

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blonde even though, I'm brunette

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My...mom...

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My ex-best friend, Matt, and ex, Grant

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I have pressure points on the bottom of my feet

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No, but my brother met Alex Hirsch while I was at camp

37. FIRST JOB? Babysitting

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE BEING INTERVIEWED? Roleplaing Gravity Falls with Tabbypie 101

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Being nice, having big eyes that shine, and having full lips

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A Dipper hat

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2. Twins. Boy and Girl.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I got my first name from Maggie off the Simpsons, my middle name from my grandmas' middle names combined (LeeAnn=Leeann)

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Suave

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, not meaning to sound snobby.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Chicken

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Biting my nails

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I own EVERY ABBA album.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not. I'd think I was crazy.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Break a Pencil in half

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Winchester

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My barbie dolls

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 42

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and Cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone who can accept me for who I really am. Crazy Fangirl and all.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Magpie, Magster, Magzie, Mags, and Wendy(long story)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Nickelback/Taylor Swift

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Gravity Falls

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I'm in 8th grade...

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I don't know, but if Fangirling is exercise, 3 minutes ago

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yes, there was.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I can't drive...

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? I Love It by Icona Pop.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Pepsi!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My...mom...

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their eyes

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Clocks by Coldplay

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Anti-Gravity's (People who hate Gravity Falls)

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Taurus

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brunette, but I'm constantly dye it

86. EYE COLOR? Green.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Chick-fil-a.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Regular Show (I don't like it, but my brother forced me to.)

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Halloween

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Guitar

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, but I've had one night stands

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A movie ticket to Despicable Me 2

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I don't drive yet

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Beautiful Creatures

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: If you really want to know PM me.

I AM THE ULTIMATE CHILD DESPITE BEING A TEENAGER!!!!! I AM A GUARDIAN ON THE INSIDE!!!!! I VOW TO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE IMPOSSIBLE AND UNBELIEVABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL PROTECT CHILDREN EVERYWHERE AND GIVE THEM LIGHT AND MIRACLES!!!!!!I VOW TO BE A GUARDIAN!!!!!!!!

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I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

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Azmanig huh?

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Gravity Falls, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (hmm... I don't know... let's test it out to be sure!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm using this because . . .?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (where else?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What "other use"?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG, did not know that!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Okay . . .)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Wait, someone actually thought that it would make them fly? That's just sad.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (MIND BLOWN.)

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Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, Screamer's girl,CrazyFangirl1999, Hex the Ninja, Nicky0, TheLPSDragon, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile(Not like there's anything else to do)

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

"When all else fails, blow it up."

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it copy this onto your profile.

If you wish a fictional character was real copy this onto your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If your name was Mr. Crunch, and you went into the navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

You know you've watched two much Gravity Falls when

-You go into the forest hoping to find a gemlioblin

-You look for a book with a six fingered hand and a number on it

-You put to much glitter on things

-YOU MUST HAVE A PIG

-THE PIGS NAME MUST BE WADDLES

-(For girls only) you get crushes on random guys and tell them that you love turtles

-(For boys only) you get a rush on a redhead three years older than you

-You think that we are the lesser for not rolling around in our own filth

-it's on your bucket list to punch a pteradactil in the face

-AMULETS MUST BE FOUND

-You think you're voice cracks to much

-When you see a guy wearing a vest, you say, "Eeh. Dipper's is cooler."

-When you go to a store, you look for a specific blue pine tree baseball cap.

-Garden gnomes must not be trusted.

-You smell body spray, so you run away screaming that Robbie's coming and that everyone should hide.

-You see a redhead and think, "Huh. I wonder if she's Wendy's cousin."

-You tend to freeze when you hear something in the forest.

-You carry around a Dragonology or Monsterology book.

-You say, "Awwww! You sneeze like a kitten!" to tick off your friends when they sneeze.

-You wear a Dipper hat or Mabel sweater wherever you go. (I always wear my Dipper hat)

-When you see spray paint at the store, you say, "Hey, let's paint a muffin on a water tower!"

-When you see graffiti, you tell people, "Robbie did it."

-When on a ride a Dorney Park, you scream, "THIS IS FOR YOU, DIPPINGSAUCE!" (I did that. :))

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Announce "I bet you're wondering why I called you all here today."

If you are mad about Gravity Falls not coming out with another episode yet copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drank my water!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time.

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinky (plus) escalator= EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not as random as you think I- SALAD.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a DRAGON!!!

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bubble wrap amuses me.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile. (and I think we all know who . . .)

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Five Ways to Annoy People at any store:

1. Run up to a really cute pair of shoes and say "OMG! I didn't know they sold mittens here!", while sticking them on your hands.

2. Go to the checkout counter with something REALLY expensive and say you'll give them a dollar for it. When they try to explain that it's really expensive say "Fine I'll go buy a turtle somewhere else."

3. Run around in circles screaming "I can't find my dog!" and when people try to help say "What are you talking about? I don't own a dog."

4. Go to the checkout counter with a pack of gum and pull out one stick. Ask the person how much it cost then scream "Stop looking at me like that, weirdo!"

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese," "cookie," or "pie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yah, my vast knowledge of Gravity Falls scares people. A lot.)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe in magic, copy this on your profile.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (mostly the table . . .)

Normal people worry me.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

15 Ways to Mantain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. (... in accordance with the prophecy.)

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

15. Run around in circles screaming "TUMMIES!!!"

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down copy and paste this to your profile

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Copy and paste above item if you see the bunny too. (You see the bunny too, right?)

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it.

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If by any chance you have Arachnophobia (fear of spiders) copy and paste this on your file. (You damn right I'm scared!)

If you adore birds copy and paste this on your file

IF YOU ARE AWESOME, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever SCREAMED AT A BOOK OR TV copy this onto your profile.

If you think Oreos are awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says, 'Hello, my name is Bob the Builder.'

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

4 ways to be KICKED out of a supermarket:
HILARIOUS !!

#1: If you can, write "I see dead people..." on the typewriters.
#2: Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3: Put a Dora The Explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4: Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

16 ways to perplex, confuse or just scare people in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
10. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
11. Type on Chatroullette for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
12. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
13. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
14. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
15. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
16. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

Okay, I just got a pet rock, and here's how to take care of it:

Your pet rock and you.

Your pet rock will be a devoted friend and companion for many years to come. Rocks enjoy a rather long life span so the two of you will never have to part-at least not on your pet rock's account. Once you have transcended the awkward training stage your rock will mature into a faithful, obedient, loving pet with but one purpose in life-to be at your side when you want it to, and to go lie down when you don't.

A pet rock is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals. When you own a pet rock you haver have problems with leash law violations, you'll never have to clean up nasty messes, and your pet will haver keep you and the neighbors awake at night. Pet rocks are welcome anywhere!

SECTION ONE

Simple obedience.

Come.

It is essential that your pet rock learn this command. A rock that doesn't come when it's called will cause its owner endless embarassment. To teach the command COME, place your rock on the floor or ground and take a few steps backward. Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock. Now, with firm authority, say COME PEDRA. (If you have not named your rock Pedra you may wish to say something else.) Repeat the command, COME PEDRA.

Assuming your rock is normal, it will probably now respond.

Start again.

Bending over from the waits, face your rock, clap your hands, and let your face light up as you cay, COME PEDRA, C'MON FELLA, HERE GIRL, and stuff like that. Now, start walking slowly towards your rock. Incredibly, as you walk toward your rock, you will notice that it actually is coming closer. This means your pet rock is learning to command, COME.

Praise your rock and give it a pat of approval.

Stay.

The next command to teach your rock is STAY. It is very important that your pet rock learn this command as it is dosconcerting to have a rock that will wander around while you are shopping for groceries or having your hair done.

Return to your training area and set your rock upon the floor or ground. Look at your rock intently, like you really mean business, and give the command, STAY. Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.

Repeat the command, STAY, and slowly back away from your rock. If your rock should move, and this is highly unlikely, shout the command while gesturing dramatically with the palm of your outstretched hand. In no time at all your pet rock will be responding to this obedience command each and every time. With further patience you can train your rock to STAY by using only the hand signals.

Sit.

This is not a difficult command to teach a pet rock as most rocks spend the bulk of their time sitting around anyways. However, a refresher course is certainly in order since you will want your rock to sit when you want it to, not when it wants to.

Place your rock in its training area and give the command, SIT. Many rocks will attempt to deceive you by lying down, thinking that you won't know the difference. This should not be encouraged! If you say, SIT, then your rock should sit, and that's all there is to it.

Here is a simple method to ensure your pet rock always obeys your commands:

Repeat the order, SIT, and slowly walk away from your rock. Now, hide in another room and, from time to time, peek in on your rock to make sure it hasn't moved. If it lies down, when it should be sitting, storm into the room and shout, BAD ROCK, BAD ROCK! Your pet rock will know it has displeased you and will return to the sitting position. It will also know who's the boss!

Once your pet rock learns the command, SIT, add the command, STAY. Your rock will now remain sitting until further notice.

Down.

It would be cruel to leave your rock in the sitting position forever. Therefore, it is necessary that you teach it the command, DOWN. After sitting for a long period of time your rock will appreciate the chance to relax. It is also nice, when you have house guests, to own a pet rock that will lie, unobtrusively and lovingly, at your feet.

Teaching the command, DOWN, is best accomplished in conjunction with the command, SIT. After your pet rock has been in the sitting position for a while, give it the command, DOWN. If you've made a big fuss about your rock sitting properly it may be reluctant to move. Place your foot upon your rock and push it firmly into the carpet or dirt. It won't take long before your rock understands what you want it to do. DOWN is another of the training commands that most rocks respond to with a minimum of teaching. It is in a pet rock's nature that it learns to get down so easily.

Praise your rock and give it a gently, reassuring hug.

Stand.

You're a little confused if you think a pet rock can be taught to STAND. A rock has no feet.

Heel.

It is extremely unusual to see a rock strolling around unaccompanied. There's a very good reason for this. Most pet rock owners have had the patience and good judgment to teach the command, HEEL.

To teach your pet rock to HEEL, simply follow these easy steps. First, place your pet rock on the floor or ground directly behind your right heel. Next, give the command, HEEL, and stand aboslutely still. Slowly, without moving your feet, turn and look down at your rock. You will be both pleased and amazed to see it is still there, right where you want it to be, directly behind your right heel. Your pet rock has learned the command.

Praise your rock.

SECTION TWO

Amusing Tricks.

Few pets are more anxious to please their masters than are pet rocks. It is surprisingly easy to teach your rock cute little tricks that will entertain you and your friends for hours.

Roll Over.

Your pet rock will learn this trick the very first time you give it a lesson. That statement may be hard to believe but it is, nevertheless, quite true.

The best place to teach your pet rock to ROLL OVER is on the side of a hill. Place your rock on the ground at the top of a hill and give the command, ROLL OVER. Now, let go of your rock. It's that simple!

Your rock will roll end-over-end and will not stop until it tires of the game. Pet rocks usually get tired of the game when they reach the bottom of the hill. Follow your rock and praise it profusely. This praise will make your pet rock very happy and it will repeat the trick as soon as you return it to the top of the hill.

You will tire of this trick long before your pet rock does.

Play Dead.

Your pet rock will take to this trick like a duck takes to water. It is one of the most entertaining tricks a rock can learn, and a trick that is sure to get many affectionate laughs and approving glances from you and your friends.

Take your pet rock to its training area and, when you have its undivided attention, give the command, PLAY DEAD. If your rock is like most rocks it will not have to be told more than once. Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has set in, and will remain in this posture until you give a different command.

Rocks enjoy this trick so much that often, when you're not even looking, they'll actually practice it on their own. It's not unusual to walk into a room and see a pet rock playing dead.

Shake Hands.

Don't be ridiculous. You can't teach a rock to shake hands.

Fetch.

To teach your pet rock to FETCH, throw a stick or a ball as far as you can. Next, throw your pet rock as far as you can. Rarely, if ever, will your pet rock return with the object, but that's the way it goes.

Attack Training.

A rock is a loyal, devoted pet that can easily be trained to protect you and your family. Woe be to the burglar or prowler who ventures into the home guarded by a pet rock-or the mugger who attempts to accost a pet rock's master.

There are two basic attack methods to teach your pet rock.

1.) Long Distance Attacks

2.) Close Range Attacks

Long Distance Attacks.

In those instances when your adversary is at a distance (such as when a bully kicks sand in your face on the beach and keeps on running), your pet rock will respond to the challenge instantly and effectively in assuring that it never happens again. First, wipe the sand from your eyes. Next pick up your pet rock. Shout the command, ATTACK!, and throw your rock at the bully with all your might. This method of protection is sure-fire and results are guaranteed, although you may want to practice your aim before attempting this maneuver.

Close Range Attacks.

If you are threateded at close range always use the Close Range Attack Method; it is the ultimate form of personal protection. The element of surprise enters into this attack method, thereby making it doubly effective.

When the adversary approaches within arm's length and demands all your money, credit cards, and other valuables follow these easy steps:

Reach into your pocket or purse as though you were going to comply with the mugger's demands. Extract your pet rock. Shout the command, ATTACK. And bash the mugger's head in.

Pet rocks really seem to enjoy this exercise and, in most cases, come away from the attack little the worse for wear.

NOTE:

Owners of Attack Trained pet rocks have a responsibility to society to use their dangerous pets for protection only, and not for instigating trouble of any kind.

In closing...

As the owner of a pet rock you have assumed a responsibility to love and care for this new addition to your family. If your rock should misbehave, be patient.If it should cause your problems, be forgiving. Under no circumstances should you turn your pet rock loose. The world is already overcrowded with discarded, unwanted rocks, and millions must be destroyed each year. These poor, unfortunate rocks meet brutal ends in roadbeds, cement mixers, or as land fill. Don't allow your pet rock to meet an untimely demise at the bottom of an obscure pile of rubble. Remember; if you take care of your pet rock, your pet rock will take care of you.

If you used this to train your pet rock, or this encouraged you to adopt a rock, copy it and add your name- Qille, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines and Copper (my peacock copper rock),

FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a squirrel with rabies.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use littler words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend.'

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying it

POINTLESS WARINGS

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children. Who's it for then?

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts. THIS is nuts.

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping. *facepalm*

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire. Nooo, it's pudding.

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking. This must have saved someone a trip to the dentist.

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado...What.

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts. Just don't break it.

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children. That means you, Mr. Serial Killer!

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Does heaven even have a court?

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping. Who would do this?

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap. What? No instructions?

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness. Uh, duh!

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required. Isn't that the point?

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.


Touch me and I'll bite you.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a heart-to-heart conversation with a wall, copy and paste this in your profile

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, patunias are red . . . yah, I kinda set your garden on fire.

Rubies are red, sapphires are blue, give me a diamond, and I won't eat you!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

"Moo. I'm a horse." Said the lion.

I promise to always ship Wendip and hate Robbie. Amen.

On a side note, I promise to always be a fangirl. Copy and paste if you relate.

As of October 26, 2013 I am a Despicable Me Freak thanks to Tabbypie101.

100 Random Things About Me

1. Age? 13 years old.

2. Height? Is average a height?

3. Eyes? When I happy they're green, when I'm sad they're brown and when I'm shocked they're blue.

4. Have any tattoos? Nope

5. And piercings? My ears.

6. Fave food? Pecan Pie.

7. Fave pizza topping? Banana Peppers.

8. Fave drink? Cherry coke, frozen lemonade, and apple juice

9. Siblings? A little brother.

10. Been in a fight? Nope.

11. Relationships? I just broke up TONIGHT. T.T

12. Weight? Average

13. Fave snack? Spicy chips.

14. Fave candy? Butterfingers and Heath Bars

15. Fave movie? Despicable Me 2

16. Fave show? Gravity Falls.

17. Do you smoke? Nope.

18. Blonds or brunettes? I'm a brunette, but I like blonde hair better

19. Any scars? Lots and lots from my cats.

20. Fave music? Taylor Swift, Paramore, Avril Lavigne, Daughtry, and Nickelback.

21. Fave actor? Grey Deisle or Kristen Schaal

22. Where do you live? Stalker much?

23. Do you miss anyone right now? My ex

24. Last person who made you cry? My ex

25. Do you enjoy school? NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26. Desires? To be a screen play writer

27. Fave fast food joint? Sonic

28. What's the last thing you drank? A coke.

29. What are you doing right now? Skydiving -_-.

30. Where would you like to go? To Ireland.

31. Are you in a relationship? Not anymore.

32. Ever been arrested? Nope.

33. Ever had a stalker? Not that I know of.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? Question 29

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Heaven...?

36. Is there a God? Yes

37. Do you have a cell phone? Yes

38. Are you squeamish? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

39. Are you a human? Yep.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? I don't know...

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Jumping out my 2 story window

42. Do people find you attractive? I don't know...

43. What annoys you? Overly perky people.

44. What are you afraid of? Spiders, tacos, the dark, falling, and the stairs on the side of a roller coaster

45. Gold or silver? Silver.

46. Are people afraid of you? I think so...

47. Do you sing in public? All the time.

48. Ever been screwed over? What does that even mean O.o?

49. Does money make people happy? It depends on the person

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? ...no...

51. What's your hair look like? Wavy and brunette. (Kinda like Mabel's.)

52. First job? I haven't had a job yet.

53. Do you like meeting new people? Not really.

54. Do you get along with your parents? Yes, I do. They don't get along with me.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Nope.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Twice: Once on the way to Disney World and once going to my grandma's house, everyone was fine though.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? The stairs at the baseball stadium.

59. Do you care what people think of you? Not really.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In college.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? YES!!!!!

62. What kind of car do you have? I'm 13... I can't drive yet...

63. Time you were born? 8:01 pm (I take that minute very seriously.)

64. Ever break any bones? Nope.

65. Fave childhood toy? BARBIES!!!!!!!!!!

66. Fave author? Sarah Dessen and Joyce Williams.

67. Are you a paranoid person? Yes!!!

68. Have any enemies? Tons.

69. Are you afraid of heights? Nope, just of falling down.

70. Last movie you watched? Despicable Me

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Mortal Instruments. Now the most disturbing SHOW I've seen is Salad Fingers.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla

73. Favorite color? Black, blue, green, pink, and purple

74. What time do you usually wake up? 9:00 am- 3:00 pm

75. What are you doing? Taking this survey.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? I don't carry either

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? I don't have a job...

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? I still don't have a job.

79. Can you do a handstand? Yep, but I quit gymnastics.

80. Are you an angry person? Yep

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Sometimes there are...

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yes.

83. Have you ever gotten drunk? I can't drink yet and even when I can I won't be getting drunk.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Nope.

85. Are you delusional? I don't know...

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Too many things to list.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? School.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Nope.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Pirate

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Too many to name.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Nope

93. How are you feeling right now? Good...

94. What annoys you about people? If they pretend to be something they're not.

95. Do you dislike children? NO! I have this dream where I have twenty kids.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Fall off.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? A what...?

98. Can you smile for me? *Smiles*

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Don't go to sleep. PM Tabbypie101.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? A year ago.

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