The Somebody of Nobody
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Joined 10-06-12, id: 4294229, Profile Updated: 04-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Haunting in Connecticut, Secondhand Lions, and 21 Jump Street.

Hey! I'm the Somebody of Nobody. Or the Nobody of Somebody. Can't always remember which.

Main fandoms are Harry Potter, Hetalia, and 21 Jumpstreet (the show).

More of a slash than a het writer, but can do both. Won't be putting anything too explicit on here though.


A bit of an introduction

I'm a person. Well, a group of people. There are four of us. Variety rocks!

We're all almost out of school.

We like to write and cosplay and mime. Writing scripts is part of the last two and the fandoms are what we cosplay. More Hetalia than the others though.

Any of us may post something on here. Like said, variety rocks.


When I get some stories posted, I'll update in this section. Don't think many will care, but I care so it doesn't matter if they do or not.

By 1:

Surrounded by "Kids"

By 2:

By 3:

Diary of the Broken - complete

By 4:

To save a Knight - Completed! (Hetalia)

I'll fix you. Promise. - In progress! (Hetalia)

An Experiment - Completed! (Haunting in Connecticut)

I Didn't Stutter - Completed! (Secondhand Lions)


Last note: If you like Hetalia, check out VändettA Cosplay & Crimson Hour Cosplay. Both groups are Swedish, but they are seriously awesome.


Bye!

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Through Hell and High Water by ZeldaNut1 reviews
Jonah has returned, reincarnated by Matt himself. Pasts are dredged up and secrets revealed, the truth behind the boy with blue eyes is far more dire than expected. Is a gilded cage the key to it all? Or does the final truth lie with a tiny wheel chair? "Will you stay with me?" "Through Hell and high water, my friend." Rated M for: Violence, abuse, gore, substance abuse, language
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,340 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
How To Train Your Dragon: Legends of Berk by DJChef7 reviews
Hiccup is the worst Viking ever. But when he meets two new friends they help him to become not only a hero but a legend of Berk.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,964 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hiccup - Complete
Where's Amanda? by Cas-Has-Vulcan-Ears reviews
Set on Vulcan when Spock is seventeen years old. Mainly about how his peers rejected him and maybe about his first experience of Pon Farr. I'm not sure yet. Read to find out! I'm a newbie and this is my first story so please enjoy! Rated 'T' for "Adult Situations" (You know very well what I mean) Brief Language and Violence.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Spock - Complete
Snow Angel by KarToon12 reviews
One shot: All Jamie's mom ever prayed for was for him to be happy and protected. So when she finds her prayer answered in the unlikeliest way, her very beliefs will be put to the ultimate test.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
It's the Great Spirit Sleigh, Hiccup Haddock by atippleofyourtears reviews
After accidentally ruining Snoggletog, Hiccup entreats Odin to give him a sign that Snoggletog can be fixed and that he can someday be accepted by the village. His prayers are answered in the form of a sleigh crashing to Earth, carrying five very strange spirits that promise to help him make this Snoggletog one to remember.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,218 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Remembering by Elfpen reviews
After the battle against Pitch, the Guardians find themselves at the North Pole, desperate for some hard-earned shut-eye. In and out of the land of dreams, North remembers a meeting that he had forgotten for far too long, and Jack decides that maybe, memory is what holds them all together. Oneshot. Super fluff warning!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2013 - North, Jack Frost - Complete
Kneeling at Your Feat by BlackWindButterfly reviews
Prince Roderich Edelstein will soon succeed the king before him as ruler, but a kingdom is only as strong as its army. His army has a recent addition, a knight named Gilbert Beilschmidt, and this knight may just be his downfall. Human AU, Various Pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,214 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Beginning of an Elf by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
How did Bernard become a toy making elf? An elf working with Santa? Why is he so much taller than the other elves? Why is he rarely cheery or happy? Bernard was never supposed to be a toy making elf at the North Pole, no, he was supposed to be prince of the Waldelfens, but that fantasy was destroyed, by one Jack Frost. Warning: Death, nothing to major or graphic
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Bernard - Complete
Carve a New Path (But Don't Look Back) by lynne-monstr reviews
All Germany wanted was for Prussia to be a little less - well, Prussia - and act a little more like a modern, respectful nation. But it doesn't take long to discover that what he thought he wanted might not be so great after all. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tales of the Awesome Knight by GermanBros24 reviews
One stormy night Ludwig is scared, and runs to his big brother. This is the eve before Gilbert departs for war. In an attempt to get Ludwig to sleep, he tells him a story about The Awesome Knight. When he returns, Ludwig asks for another story, and it becomes a tradition, and a way for Gil to indirectly teach Ludwig. So who is 'the Awesome Knight? And will Ludwig ever figure it out
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Imaginary by Summer90 reviews
AU Arthur moves to a new town and is lonely. Enter Eames, his imaginary friend, sent to help him.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Maple & Birds by Shinigami-cat reviews
Three years ago Gilbert lost Matthew and turns to cutting for comfort. Can the mysterious Canada help him get over his past when monsters haunt his own?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 194,242 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Storyteller by Nationless reviews
Roderich never liked fairy tales. But after Gilbert shows up in his house after a two year absence, that seems to be almost all that comes out of his mouth. Now, Roderich has to listen and try and find the truth behind his new housemate's stories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,758 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Tribulations by MildlyInsane reviews
Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall do not exist. They are instead Tommy and Doug McQuaid, tough, seemingly fearless high school boys. The lives of the teenaged McQuaid brothers aren't easy. It's a rough existence, full of drugs, alcohol, and physical abuse. Day to day life consists of dealing with an abusive father, buying and selling drugs, and just trying to survive in a world so cruel.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,647 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - T. Hanson, D. Penhall - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
I'm So Sorry by TheBanditAristocrat reviews
Scipio is at a private school & the boys there have discovered his mask. They abuse him. Constantly. A dark, scary and sad fic. One-shot. Warnings: rape, graphic violence, self harm/cutting I promise it's better than it sounds!
Thief Lord - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Scipio M. - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
Unconventional Orphan by Pica Britanica reviews
Just something I had to write. One evening a bedraggled Scipio turns up on Ida's doorstep, this is the story of the events that followed. AU, because it wouldn't make sense otherwise.
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Scipio M., Ida S. - Complete
A challenge for Loki & HTTYD fans by Phantom of the Half-Mask reviews
I have a challenge for anybody who likes HTTYD if you didn't, you wouldn't be here and Loki, the Norse god of lies, mischief, and chaos.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Appearances Are Deceiving by lasmn reviews
White hair, red eyes...He knew he looked odd...He knew others doubted him...But he was still the mighty Prussia! LONG ONE-SHOT BUT WORTH IT! COMPLETED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Lost by HTYDFan reviews
An accident leaves Hiccup badly injured and the only way Toothless can get him back to Berk is if someone comes looking for them. But will help arrive too late?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Stockholm Sydrome Стокгольмский синдром by shutupmidnight reviews
Based around WW2 not ment to have any kind of proper hard history but has things here and there, Prussia is moved into Russia's house where he slowly looses himself to the persona of Kaliningrad. Rated M for a reason. Russia x Prussia,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
The Prodigal Son by Zhangers reviews
It was past midnight and Spinner's End was silent as a grave. Tobias Snape couldn't sleep. It'd been months since the boy and the woman disappeared, and he didn't miss them a bit.But what lies in store for the father when the prodigal son finally return?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Tobias S., Severus S. - Complete
The Boy Who Spoke With Ghosts by AvocadoLove reviews
No one suspects Arthur. He's too practical, too organized, too sensible to believe in the supernatural. Fusion with The Sixth Sense. Inception Kink prompt: Arthur's real name is Cole Sear.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,577 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Interogation and Veritaserum by RebeccaRoy reviews
When Severus Snape decides to switch sides after hearing part of the prophecy Moody knows he has to speak to the young man to make sure Dumbledore has made the right choice. The interogation shows us much of who Severus Snape really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,967 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alastor M., Severus S. - Complete
Lonely Youngling by Pagen Godess reviews
It wasn't just Hiccup releasing him from the bola that made him stay. There was another reason as well one that only he seemed to notice and took upon himself to fix because no youngling should ever have to feel alone.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
To Break A Viking by Yume no Anime reviews
Vikings are a hard, tuff people. Then why is it one child can break down the strongest of them all?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
The Future Child, Today by lovova reviews
AU. There were two possibilities, when Wilbur met Lewis. One is, this boy could have really been from the future, there to protect Lewis. Or, this boy could have been crazy, alone, and in need of protection. The movie showed one side. This is the other.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,646 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Lewis, Wilbur R. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Monochrome by Asilda reviews
Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
X by Lady Charity reviews
Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Broken by Kyrie Snape reviews
What would happen if the one you loved tried to kill your son? What would you do? How would you cope? WARNING: THIS IS A DARK FIC with character death, insanity, and mentions of child abuse. It does make mention of an established HP/SS slash pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Romulus: Seeds of Unity by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Set five weeks after the end of Vulcan: Secrets of the Sand - Spock starts to show signs of mental breakdown. Together with McCoy, he leaves the ship to discover why. Again written when I was about 15, again being revised as I post. No pairing.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,346 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Vulcan: Secrets of the Sand by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
When Kirk and Spock beam down to Vulcan to investigate the recent destruction of a village, they get more than they bargained for. This story is 15 years old. My writing has improved since then, I think. I'm posting it as I review it. No pairing.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,447 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Go Home, Eiri by Danni Ikeda reviews
Eiri kicks Shuichi out. Again. This time, Shuichi stays alone. When Eiri realises the boy is becoming like him, he decides to do something. But is it too late?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boondock Saints by Kalistar reviews
AU Abandoned on the streets of Dublin. Ignorant of the wizarding world, what will they do after finding out that their savior is on a mission to bring retribution to evil in the world as one of the Saints of South Boston? Crossover with the Boondock Saint
Crossover - Harry Potter & Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,578 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Better Late Than Never by I Got Tired of Waiting reviews
It's 2016 and Harry's happily married to Snape. Or is he? When an accident wipes Harry's memories to when Snape was his foe and Draco his lover, Harry must make a choice. Does he remarry Severus, or does he return to Draco, who is determined to win him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,863 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Qualms and Connections by Hopeakaarme reviews
Remus is an orphan. James's parents want another son. Easy? Not at all, since James doesn't want a new brother and Remus doesn't want to part from his friend Severus, even if being with Severus means being thought dead by the rest of world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,991 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Path of Glittering Darkness by Diamond-Raven reviews
Severus Snape is rescued from an abusive childhood by Dumbledore, meets life long enemies and friends at Hogwarts, and manages to convince himself that joining Voldemort is for the best. Part 1 of 3. NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 302,139 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Trusting Remus by Catmint reviews
AU. Remus Lupin has returned to Hogwarts to teach DADA. One evening he discovers Severus Snape in a very bad way. Rated for selfharm and hints of abuse. NOT SLASH just friendship. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
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Surrounded by Kids reviews
Drabble. Fuller doesn't always enjoy being the only real adult in the Chapel.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
I didn't stutter reviews
Walter told his uncles that he went to an orphans' home once, but he never told them why or what led up to it.
Secondhand Lions - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
An Experiment reviews
Matt is reading a magazine and Jonah is curious. Curiosity was bad for the cat, is it bad for the ghost as well? This is just a short one-shot.
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
I'll fix you Promise reviews
After the Berlin Wall comes down, Gilbert goes back home with Ludwig. The only problem is that he's not the same guy that was taken by Russia. Now, Ludwig can't handle his brother and it's up to someone else to put the former nation back together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Prussia, Austria
Diary of the Broken reviews
Palestine's diary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Complete
To save a Knight reviews
Gilbird's bedtime story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete