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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, Digimon, and Bleach.
Birth Date: None of your business
Favorite Anime: Bleach
Anime that I Follow: DBZ, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin, Fairy Tail, Fullmetal Alchemist
Favorite Games: Zelda, Assassin's Creed, Destiny, NBA 2K, Kingdom Hearts, Mega Man, and many others
I Challenge You
The following are stories I challenge dedicated authors to write. There will be the idea of the story and some conditions that must be followed. If you do decide to take up one of these challenges then I ask that you be prepared to finish it.
1: Bleach - Ichigo x Rukia: It hasn't been long since the end of the Winter War and already a new threat has made itself known, the Seven Lords of Hell each representing one of the Seven Deadly Sins. In order to survive the Gotei 13 require the assistance of the Hero of the Winter War but will he be able to stand up to this new threat.
Ichigo only wields one blade.
Ichigo doesn't join the Gotei 13 or become a Captain
Ichigo can learn Kido but isn't very proficient at it
The Seven Lords of Hell's race, appearance, and powers are up to you but they must be reminiscent of the Lore that surrounds each of the sins they represent
The 4th movie can be use as a reference but tell the story as if it never happened
2: One Piece/Assassins Creed - OC x Nami: The Assassins and Templars have been in a secret shadow war for hundreds of years. However in the past 100 years the Templars have gained the advantage by infiltrating just about every level of the World Government and Navy and have pushed the Assassin Order to the brink of extinction. However on their way to Water 7 the Straw Hats rescue an unconscious hooded stranger from the sea. How will the world fare now that there is a Blade Hidden Amongst the Straw Hats.
OC name and personality and are up you
OC must be able to fight on par with that of the Monster Trio (aka. Luffy, Zoro, Sanji)
OC doesn't have Devil Fruit power, but can use Haki
OC must be present for the Whitebeard War, how said OC gets there is up to you.
OC must join up with the Straw Hats.
3: Naruto - Naruto x OC: Naruto is the great grandson of Senju Tobirama. Tobirama's son had an illegitimate son in the form of Namikaze Minato that he wasn't aware of. How will the Ninja world handle the second coming of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto must be raised by Tsunade, whether inside or outside of the village is up to you.
Naruto must have Tobirama's High Water Affinity Control and no bloodline (basically No Mokuton)
You must create an OC for Naruto to end up in a relationship with, however OC must be from another village.
The OC has to be a skilled Kunoichi, what those skills are are for you to decide.
If you intend to have Sasuke go down the darker road that's fine but don't go flat out making him a freaking asshole. Make him to be like he is in the manga. I've seen too many people make him overly arrogant to the point that it's unbelievable.
Naruto cannot have more than three affinities, one obviously has to be Water, the other has to be Wind, however a third is up to you.
Naruto also cannot be God like right off the bat, if eventually gets to the point that he was in the manga against Kaguya that's fine but he has to work to that level.
Also no Kage Bunshin/Shadow Clone spam training, that's just so overused that its boring to see happening all of the time.
Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are - a true Sayain!"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get).
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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