Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Clue.
Name: Jackson. Something Jackson.
I have Three Obsessions
1. Percy Jackson
2. Rise of the Guardians
3. When people get hurt in stories
I would just like to say that I am so happy with everyone who likes my writing I really want to become an author when I'm older so I love your reviews and opinions!!!!
Read, live, and write!!!!
Six truths in life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility
2. All idiots, after reading this will try it
3. And discover that it's a lie
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
Yep it is official I am an idiot
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line
Even more proof that I am an idiot.
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF'
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
WE ARE YOUNG!
Okay so I couldn't resist I saw this on KatieElizabethGrace's profile and I just had to try it.
1. Put your iTunes or iPod on shuffle.
2. For each question press the next button to get your answer.
3. You have to write down the song name for your answer, no matter how weird it sounds.
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Be our guest
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Should've said no
4.WHAT IS 22?
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
A whole New world
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
One jump Ahead
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Born this way
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I kissed a girl
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Loser like me
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Man in the mirror
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Heads will roll
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Pictures in my head
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Man or a muppet
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Girl on Fire
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Holding out for a hero
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
The Boy is Mine
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
You making my dreams come true
26: What are you going to post this as?
WE ARE YOUNG!!!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much (LOL, anyone who knows me knows this is IMPOSSIBLE for me.)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear. (The majority of the time)
You are afraid of the dark. (Slightly)
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you. (This is half-and-half, depends on who 'everyone' is.
You always follow the rules. (Yes, I do most of the time)
RESULT: AIR and in second LIGHT. Ha, LOL Qinwen, that is hillarious.
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remember Rachel
Yes, I promise to remember PJO