Author has written 2 stories for Suits, and Fight Club.
LAWYER UP, ASSHOLE!
Just kidding. I don't know if you really are an asshole or not. And I'm not a lawyer, but I'd really love to be Harvey Specter. Or Mike Ross. I just really wanted an excuse to say that line, which is from one of my favorite movies ever, The Social Network.
Here are my stories. Some of them might actually not suck. I welcome all reviews, comments, questions, concerns, and compliments. :)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (i figured I'd rather be safe than sorry after reading this...)