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Joined 10-08-12, id: 4297371, Profile Updated: 01-25-13
Author has written 2 stories for Suits, and Fight Club.


Just kidding. I don't know if you really are an asshole or not. And I'm not a lawyer, but I'd really love to be Harvey Specter. Or Mike Ross. I just really wanted an excuse to say that line, which is from one of my favorite movies ever, The Social Network.


Here are my stories. Some of them might actually not suck. I welcome all reviews, comments, questions, concerns, and compliments. :)

- Alex

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (i figured I'd rather be safe than sorry after reading this...)

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Mafia Club reviews
What if Fight Club was a little...different? Featuring Raena Moretti and our usual unnamed protagonist. / A parody of Fight Club.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013
The Intern reviews
Harvey is required to hire an intern of high-school age, thanks to Jessica. 18-year-old Raena Hawthorne has no idea who he is when he walks into her bar. Will she be his new intern? Or will her dream of becoming a lawyer never turn into reality?
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harvey S.