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Author has written 3 stories for Anime X-overs, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, and Familiar of Zero.





If you're looking for an update to any stories I have here... well, you should probably just head over to Spacebattles at this point. Username over there is also Sagely Hijinks.

(Arguably) Important: The Compiled Book Of The Log

For everyone who reads Harry Potter fanfiction:

Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, page 289;

"Quirrell snapped his fingers. Ropes sprang out of thin air and wrapped themselves tightly around Harry."

This is a cannon example of wordless, wand-less magic being used. There are many more throughout the books. If, for some reason, you doubt that Dumbledore needs a wand to do magic, then, uh, why are you writing?

Like honestly. Wandless magic is probably nowhere near as special as some people make it out to be.

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Spacebattles: Sager Hijinks

Some people put funny quotes from movies/etc. on their profiles. I've taken some that I like.

“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?"

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his."

"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."

"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction."

"Fruit don't talk... Fruit just listens... and waits."

"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money."

"My plans always work! ...Sometimes!"

A Useful Guide to Japanese Suffixes and Naming:

by yours truly

1. First vs. Last names.

In Japan, people are named with their family name - their last name - first. For example, "Abigail Bailey" would be introduced in Japan as "Bailey Abigail". Most acquaintances address each other by their last names, and using someone's first name denotes a level of closeness and/or familiarity. Close friends (same-gender) would probably address each other with their first names.

2. List of Suffixes and Their Meanings

If you insist on using these, at least use them right.

"-kun" (pronounced 'koon'):
1. A diminutive, basically for calling someone a kid or a child. Usually used for boys, but is used on occasion for young girls too.
2. An endearment used for a guy. For example, Sakura called Sasuke "Sasuke-kun". Denotes a relationship.
*Special* - Can be used to insult someone (cause you're calling them a kid). A villain might insult the main character buy adding a "-kun" to his/her name.
*Special* - In very close relationships (read: marriage and such), a suffix such as this is unnecessary. Both parties know of each other's affection, so suffixes such as this aren't needed.

"-chan" (pronounced 'chahn'):
1. Basically the female version of "-kun". Usually used for young girls, occasionally used for young boys, too.
2. An endearment for a girl. For example, Naruto called Sakura "Sakura-chan". Denotes a relationship.
*Special* - Same as "-kun"

"-san" (pronounced 'sahn'):
1. Unisex suffix to show respect. Used for peers, generally. Can be formal, or can be casual.
2. In Japan, people are very respectful. Some (not all) will use "san".

"-sama" (pronounced 'sah-mah'):
1. Unisex suffix to show great respect. Might be used for kings, feudal lords, Kages, clan heads, etc.

"-dono" (pronounced 'doh-noh'):
1. Unisex suffix to show great respect, but among peers. Might be used between the Hokage and Kazekage, or two Shoguns, two kings, etc.

Japanese is cool:
An interesting thing is that you can shove just about any word after a name and treat it like a subject. For example, the following are all nouns which can be stuck at the end of a name to represent you think of that person as an example of that noun.

"-sensei" (pronounced 'sehn-say'): Means teacher.

"-baka" (pronounced 'bah-kah): Means idiot.

"-teme" (pronouced 'teh-may'): Means bastard.

"-sennin" (pronounced 'seh-nihn'): Means sage.

Example - I could say "Kakashi-sensei" or "Kakashi is my sensei".

No Suffix:
1. Again, implies a level of closeness. Family members generally don't use suffixes when using each other's given names. Kirito calls Suguha just that - Suguha.
2. Also used among close friends.

3. Pronouns that Shall Not Go Unmodified! (Except for when they do.)

"Nii-_" (pronounced 'nee'):
1. Means "brother". Generally a little childish, usually (almost always) followed by a "-san"
*Special* - Young children, if they meet and befriend an older guy (think: a teen getting an 8 year old's ball from a tree), they might refer to that guy as "Nii-san".

"Onii-_" (pronounced 'oh-nee'):
1. Means "older brother". More formal than "Nii". Can be used to differentiate between two older brothers; 1 is Nii-san and the older older brother is Onii-san.
2. Frequently followed by "san" and "sama". Generally, a sister of appropriate age referring to her older brother as "Onii-sama" means that she has a crush on him, because that's a thing in Japan.

"Nee-_" (pronounced 'neh'):
1. Basically a female "Nii", it means "Sister". Can be followed by a "-san" or a "-chan"
*Special* - Can be used for nuns, or as they are known, "Sisters"

"Onee-_" (pronounced 'oh-neh'):
1. Basically a female "Onii", with a few differences. Means "older sister". Can be followed by "chan", "san", or "sama".
2. "Onee-sama" denotes a level of formality along with the acknowledgement of a higher position. No romantic connotations (usually).

4. Important Disclaimer

Literally none of this is a hard science. All of this is dependent on the people involved. Very formal people might refer to people as "san" after knowing them for years, and super informal people may use "kun" and "chan" after ten minutes. Midoriya, from My Hero Academia, refers to almost all the guys he meets as "kun", and it's not a diminutive coming from him. Except that it's not impossible someone could take it as an insult and complain to him about it. Oh, and he also calls Bakugou "Kacchan" because his name is Katsuki, and so he shortened Katsuki-chan to Kacchan and never stopped using that name.

It's, like, totally subjective and dependent on the people involved, the context, the intricacies of their relationship, the people that are around them, and how they feel that day. Except sometimes it doesn't. And so in conclusion, unless you're, like, actually Japanese and have a real understanding of how to use these things, don't bother.

Happy writing!

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This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 90 - Words: 1,816,970 - Reviews: 8264 - Favs: 7,513 - Follows: 7,103 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Luffy, Tashigi, OC
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 912,799 - Reviews: 4533 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 532,133 - Reviews: 4919 - Favs: 7,100 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 5/2/2018
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 197,713 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 6,321 - Follows: 6,352 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Go Away I'm Watching Porn by Third Fang reviews
Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 274,032 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 5,598 - Follows: 6,247 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 1/22/2017 - H. Issei
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,387 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
As N Approaches Infinity by Corisanna reviews
Despairing as yet another timeline goes horribly wrong, Homura wanders into Karakura. There she discovers that while the spiritually-aware people of Karakura were distracted by Ichigo Kurosaki and Xcution, Kyubey contracted the Kurosaki sisters as magical girls. Drawing the attention of the shinigami could be just the advantage Homura needs.
Crossover - Bleach & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 486,785 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 3/15/2015 - K. Urahara, Karin K., Yuzu K., Homura A.
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,561 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9356 - Favs: 10,191 - Follows: 9,958 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8713 - Favs: 9,971 - Follows: 10,866 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Going Forward by TheTribeanal reviews
An esper and a nobody walk into a bar. In retrospect, this was a pretty novel base for a relationship. Sequel to 'Dinner Date', will probably just be a collection of one-shots with maybe a loose plotline.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Tatsumaki, Saitama]
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5354 - Favs: 7,068 - Follows: 7,229 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
Harry Potter and the Fractured Apocalypse by Kevin3 reviews
Looking for something different? Something compelling, with a plot that isn't cookie-cutter and predictable? This is the epic for you. 1981 didn't go as it was fated, leaving the world of 1994 a crumbling, fractured apocalypse. Between runes that promise the end of the world and the possibility of magic dying entirely, Harry has a difficult path ahead of him. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,627 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
The Throne of Shirou by Arrixam reviews
From across Time/Space, legends from the age of Fanfiction Net come together to engage once more in the Fifth Holy Grail War. All is not as it seems as the Shirous of various works must band together to stop a force beyond their current means. But let it be known they are not alone. For they hail from the nexus above and beyond, the Throne of Shirou!
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 227,944 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 10/11/2013
Tell it to the Marines by Tsume Yuki reviews
Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 325,975 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Ace, OC] Luffy, Sabo
Prodigal Son by commandocucumber reviews
Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 206,152 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,800 - Follows: 5,639 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 15,398 - Follows: 14,202 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contractual Obligations by Deer-Shifter reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Time and time again, the Once and Future King has woken from her slumber to aid her country in its time of need. The World could not refuse her plea, her prophecy, but it has entered a never-ending loop as a result. Fed up, Alaya sends one of her dogs to fetch the key to a new Guardian. Fuses myth & FSN. Very Slow build. Cowritten with UniverseCreator.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,260 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Arturia Pendragon, EMIYA] Saber, Archer
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 9,823 - Follows: 8,756 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 6,593 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - unknown 1
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4283 - Favs: 11,477 - Follows: 13,582 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Seventh, the Dragoon by Arrixam reviews
Part two of the Dragoon series.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 350,276 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 3,593 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Codename: Ash by EXNativo reviews
Rocket Executive Guardian was kidnapped in the midst of an enormous fire at the age of one. Trained in the ways of Aura usage and with a mission history of great successes and failures, he is given his most difficult mission yet upon his sixteenth birthday: Become the Champion of the Kanto region. Mature!Aura!Ash
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Pikachu
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7951 - Favs: 8,325 - Follows: 7,329 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Topple Your Kings by S. Silea reviews
The board was wiped clean with his death, and he found it replaced anew upon his awakening. When pieces begin to make themselves known, what else can he do but play?
Crossover - Code Geass & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,549 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Lelouch L.
Deathless by phoenixyfriend reviews
Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,026 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Sakura H., Orochimaru, Bijū/Tailed Beasts
I opened my eyes and the world wasn't there by thesecretsix reviews
"Life is a game, Yusei, and I'm going to teach you how to win." "But Shikaku-sensei, isn't that what you said about war this morning? And didn't you say 'every conversation is a battle to be won' just yesterday? I think I'm noticing a theme." SI OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,483 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Shikaku N., OC
Crippled by Paynis reviews
It all started with a joke, a drunk truck driver and dreams of a harem and ended with a trip to the hospital, a broken leg, a crutch and the ability to see numbers everywhere. Yeah, Life isn't too kind on Issei. Sadly enough, he could see that it was about to get whole lot more complicated.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 155,075 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 4,257 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - H. Issei
Accidental Imprint by Stygian Hazard reviews
The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 7,640 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 7,391 - Follows: 6,641 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Devil You Know by Surarrin reviews
My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 209,173 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - H. Dresden
Is It Wrong To Be A Hero In A Dungeon? by Cardinal Grief reviews
Blasted from his homeworld, Shirou must find a way to survive in a world of monsters and adventurers. Is it possible for him to become a hero, when gods roam the world? Hiatus
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Shirō E., Bell C.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Deconstruct by readerdreamer5625 reviews
Sometimes, the addition of a new piece allows for more solutions, more ways to solve a puzzle. Other times all that happens is that things would break apart. SI-OC fic. GEN.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,011 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015
Upon My Back by PenchantPal reviews
A single anonymous call has massive repercussions when Armsmaster is called to Winslow High on the day of Taylor's trigger event.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 475 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Armsmaster, Miss Militia, Assault, Battery
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 5,845 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
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My Opinions and Story Drafts reviews
One of those idea-dump thingies. The Table of Contents (chapter 1) lists the fandoms that are present in each of the other chapters. Stuffity stuff stuff. Kip and Kaboodle. Yay?
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 4/15/2013
Harem Master Hyoudou reviews
Issei Hyoudou is doubtlessly a pervert obsessed with harems and oppai. The question is, what's his source material? Currently a one-shot, may update further.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 6/25/2015
Ideas and Stuff reviews
Contains my ideas and suggestions. Things won't be very long, but its all food for thought. Enjoy! M for implied sexual situations.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015