Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Hellsing, Batman the Animated Series, My Little Pony, X-Men: Evolution, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Teen Titans, Kim Possible, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ＆ストッキングwithガーターベルト, Motorcity, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Soul Eater, Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Xiaolin Showdown, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, One Piece, and Bleach.
new fanfiction writer so open for criticism
Name: The name is HyotonUzumaki but the actual name is chris
Sex: everyday...*cough* male
What Kisses Mean:
Forehead: You'll be mine forever
Hand: I adore you
Ear: I'm horny
Cheek: You mean so much to me
Shoulder: I want you
Neck: I want you now
Lips: I love you
Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other
Wink: Let's get it on
Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go
Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you
Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you
Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD
Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you
How to Tell between a real friend and a fake friends
Real Friend: when you do something stupid and laugh they will laugh with you
fake friend: when you do something stupid they will laugh at you
Real Friend: when you both go to jail they will say 'Damn that was crazy'
Fake Friend: when you go to jail they will tell you all the things you did wrong
real Friend: they don't come over they say "I'm home!"
Fake friend: they ask to come over
Real Friend: when their over they help themselves to your food
Fake Friend: when they come over they asks if they can eat
Real Friend: when you get into a fight they will fight with you
Fake Friend: when you get into a fight their gonna watch
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Challenges: will post later