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Welcome to Lucas Jones Inc.


We like alpacas and Lana Del Rey. Go figure. But seriously...we like to write. Fanfiction. A lot. We are St Andrews students with BIG DREAMS. But we're also hooked on prescription drugs, so we do apologise for the quality of our writing. BUT...if you want to read something that basically is a cross between Disney, The Mighty Boosh, and SAW, you've come to the right place.

We like:

Bunderburg Ginger Beer

Royal Crown Derby Animal Paper Weights

Lana Del Rey

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Marmite

Peter Ginn

Buddhism

Richard Madden

Scarfs

Kit Harrington

Lana Del Rey

Absinthe

Marilyn Manson

Spooning

Little Women

Bend it Like Beckham

Nietzsche

Lana Del Rey

Pantothenic Acid

Batiste Dry Hair Shampoo

Complaining

Taking the bus to Morrisons

Noel Fielding

Pigeons

David Cameron (not)

Febreeze

The Passion of New Eve (Although not Angela Carter's best SAKE WOMAN)

Cocoa Pops

Sweet and Sour Pork Balls

Chips dipped in red sauce

Miles Jai

...Japanese shit

Courtney?

Horlicks

AND FINALLY...

...Lana Del Rey.

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In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,485 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
Reluctant Hero by Amaya0kami reviews
Levi has a personal vendetta when the unforeseen murder of his crew occurs. In the midst of finding the culprit, he's left with no other choice but to take unfortunate children under his wing. After facing good and bad times together, they soon discover their situations aren't so different and help each other find what they're looking for most. Thug!Levi ErenxLevi(ch16)ErwinxLevi
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 247,584 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] Mikasa A., Erwin Smith
Sincerely Yours, If You Can Catch Me by Tramontana Keeper reviews
The high point of Erwin's day during his stint in the Military Police was receiving rude letters from Levi after each time he failed to capture him. Falling in love was probably an inappropriate response.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
The Cost of Affection by Thrice Written reviews
Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,525 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
180 Days of Love and Letters by dancer4ver reviews
"You can't hurry love. It will find you." Tired of hearing these words, Elizabeta Hédeváry embarks on a 6-month journey to find true love. With the help of a frying pan and her best friend, she struggles to prove that love is not a waiting game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hungary, Prussia
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
In Which Levi's Got Some Next Level Denial by Charleigh96 reviews
Semi-humorous eruri fluff involving thunderstorms and denial. T for annoyed Levi's language.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
Right Now by SigSig reviews
Erwin/Levi - He'd let Levi have as much of his time as he wanted.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
The Way Things Are by PersonifyThis reviews
Arthur and Francis are overjoyed when their shy son, Matthew, becomes fast friends with the new boy in his class. However, not everything is as it seems with Matthew's new friend. FACE family. FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,275 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - America, Canada, England/Britain, France - Complete
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brothers Grimm by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Little Germany is lost and doesn't know what's happened to him. When things seem hopeless, he meets a hero. Follows the lives of the German brothers from 1806 to after the Reunification of Germany. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 209,705 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Beauty is Relative, Babe by EmbracingYourFreak reviews
When England begins to show signs of illness, can America find the cause in time? And what repercussions are in store for him along the way? Hiatus. Inquire within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Faerie Path by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Sir Alfred of Earncynn never believed his mother's tales of magic and the faerie folk, until he came face to face with their world upon encountering Arthur Kirkland, a prisoner of the fae. Based loosely on The Ballad of Tam Lin. AmericaxEngland AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
A Special Relationship of Questionable Identities by Special-USxUK-Relationship reviews
America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,987 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - America, England/Britain
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Dreams Come Freely reviews
The Frontier is a place to be conquered by whoever has the most tenacity. Gale is on his way to prove himself as such. But deep in New Mexico, he is sidetracked in a dusty tavern, by the diamond in the rough hidden within. (GalexPeeta, HaymitchxEffie) R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M.