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Hi, my name is Angel. I have another account but I forgot the password. So I made a new one. My other name is foreveraliangel.

Name: Angel, unless you know my "real-life" name

Age: Go ask Santa Clause

Gender: Female... Duh

Personality: Highly Intelligent until I have Chocolate, when that happens I'm insane.

Attractivness: 11, or as I've been told. .

Obbsesed with: Soul Eater, Fruit's Basket, American Dragon: Jake Long( That is a really old show, it was back when "yo" was cool), Younge Justice, Marvel, DC, Crimson Blade, Maximum Ride, and Inuyasha.

I have decided to tell all who read my profile my deepest secret, dont pass it on, I am a demon. I feed off of sexual energy and I think jack Frost loves me. Make me mad and I will kill you while you sleep, Thank You Oh, and my best friend is my natural born enemy, a soul reaper, and my other friend is a low-level witch. My demon Charms burn me, even through my clothes, and I'm the natural born princess of Magaics!

GO VOLCALOID!!!!

OH and please join my Soul Eater Forum: WE NEED MORE PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS LINK!: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Soul-Eater-RP/120203/

I have black & crimson Angel wings on my back, and they are beautiful

my FAVORITE QUOTES

"There is nothing more misterious than a bean bag chair"-Incredible Crew

"No one flicks me in the butt without my consent!" -Adventure Time

"I was looking for a tail and I found her butt ZZZUUUUURRRRRAAAAA!" princess tutu

"I could've sworn something was missing, then my two friends said they could see each other through my ears," -somebody's profile

(Will probaly be added to every day LOL)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school or work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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Soul Eater Oath
I promise to remember Kid
Whenever I see something a-symmetrical
And I promise to remember Liz
Whenever I am scared out of my wits
I promise to remember Patty
Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe
And I promise to remember Black*Star
Whenever I feel like the best
I promise to remember Tsubaki
Whenever I help out a friend
And I promise to remember Maka
Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm
I promise to to remember Soul
Whenever someone acts cool
And I promise to remember Lord Death
When I see someone not taking anything seriously
I promise to remember Spirit
When I pass a drinking bar
I promise to remember Stein
Whenever I am dissecting something
And I promise to remember Ashura
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know V

20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater:
1. You have a symmetry fit every time you see something asymmetrical.
2. You dream of visiting the REAL Death City in Nevada. (Yes there is a real death city.)
3. When someone is being really crazy, you scream "I can't handle this!" and run away.
4. 98% of your fanfictions are about Soul Eater
5. You pretended to be Maka and try to find the Soul, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and Black Star in your life.
6. You celebrate Symmetry Day on the 8th of August.
7. You own a Blair Hat.
8. Your favorite number is 8.
9. Every Time you hear the word "fool" you automatically think of Excalibur.
10. When you are in science class dissecting something, you laugh like a maniac. (Me*cough* stein)
11. You check eBay a lot for Soul Eater "collectables".
12. You watch AMV's for Soul Eater all the time on YouTube.
13. When someone asks you your weapon of choice you automatically say "scythe."
14. You've given all your friends a character from Soul Eater.
15. You desperately WANT and NEED the Soul Eater video game.
16. You have the songs Papermoon and Resonance on your iPod.
17. You have memorized those songs mentioned in 16 in English and Japanese.
18. You have a stuffed giraffe named Patty.
19. You have twin pistol nerf guns.
20. When you and your friend are telling someone your names, you call yourselves Liz and Patty.

-"Anybody want the sexy kitty home? She's free." Soul Eater, from Soul Eater

-"I AM A GOD! MWAHAHAHA!" Black*Star, from Soul Eater

-"MAKA-CHOP!" Maka, from Soul Eater

-"You're stubborn and reckless. All you like to do for fun is read, so you're boring, and you have fat ankles." Soul, to Maka, from Soul Eater

-"LET'S GO, SOUL RESONANCE!" Almost everyone from Soul Eater belonging to the DWMA

-"There are stars and planets floating around me? I don't think I can deal with astronomy right now." Crona, from Soul Eater

-"Huh?! Where'd the screw head freak go?! Where the hell is he?! Damnit!" Ragnarock, from Soul Eater

"I hope it's a cool morning. That's how cool days always start out. And a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible." Soul Eater, from Soul Eater


Here are some sayings that I love:

“I have a life, I just choose not to use it.”

“Kill your enemies. Kill your friends’ enemies. Kill your friends.”

“I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.”

“You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!”

“Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?”

“Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?”

“Violence is always the answer, and if it’s not solving all of your problems, you simpy aren’t using enough of it.”

“Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!”

“Education is important, school however, is another matter.”

“Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.”

“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?”

“Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”

“We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.”

“I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?”

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Thatdepends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!”

“If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.”

“Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door…”

“If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.”

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”

“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.”

“Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.”

“Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.”

“There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.”

“Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.”

“I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.”

“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.”

“Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.”

“When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.”

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.”

“When life throws you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

“I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming."

"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again."

“Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

“Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!"

"The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

"Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls." (this is true for me…)

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

“Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me.”

“There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’"

“It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.”

“Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master.”

“There are too many wishes, and not enough stars.”

“Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class.”

“Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all!”

“Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes.”

Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.”

“I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder.”

“I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you!”

“RIP: Spongebob, who died in the oil spill caused by BP.”

“Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.”

“Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?”

“I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.”

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.”

“A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.”

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”

“I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.”

“Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“The worst thing about loving you was watching you love someone else.”

“It takes a couple seconds to say ‘Hello’, but forever to say ‘Goodbye’.”

“If you're going through hell, keep going.”

“I wanna be just like Barbie; that bitch has everything!”

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”

“To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world.”

“Would you like a side of epic with that fail?”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.”

“When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.”

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

“Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.”

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.”

“I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.”

“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”

“Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?”

“All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.”

“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”

“When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“A word to the wide isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice.”

“Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.”

“Cross country skiing is great if you have a small counrty.”

“Never forget Mother’s Day, or as they call it in beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.”

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.”

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”

“How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.”

“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago.”

"I don’t care what you say about pedophiles, at least they drive slow in school zones."

"I don’t forgive people because im weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enought to realize that everyone makes mistakes."

"By the power vested in me, I now pronouce you deleted and blocked! You may now kiss my ass!"

"If Barbie’s not a slut… then why do we have to buy her boyfriends?"

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

"You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!"

"The shit you heard about me might be real… Then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you."

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle."

"Forgive your enemy, but remember the fucker’s name."

"Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble."

“Alchohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk."

"Three out of two people have trouble with fractions."

"He said… 'Why do you wear a bra? You have nothing to put in it.' She said… 'You wear pants, don’t you?' "

"Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it."

"Pain doesn’t hurt when it’s all you’ve ever felt."

"We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends."

"I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too."

"When people you don’t even know hate on you, you know you’re the shit!"

"Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you."

"I would just like to let everyone know that I am a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys." -Griff RvB

"Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that’s right! You don’t have a girlfriend!"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police."

"The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus."

"I’d kill for a Nobel Prize!"

"Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' "

"Butt jiggle is just my way of waving good-bye."

"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."

"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."

"If Google didn’t exsist, we’d all be screwed."

"I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, 9/11, and Swine Flu. 2012, bring it on!"

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you are in prison."

"If you had a broken heart, you’d be dead. So shut up."

"They keep saying the right person will come along… I think a truck hit mine!"

"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends!"

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left."

"Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home."

"Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either."

"Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E)"

"A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read."

"My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"How is it one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said 'Guess' on it… so I said 'Implants?' "

"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."

"The main reason Santa’s so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too."

"I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!"

"What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' "

"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator."

"Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"Life’s a bitch, ‘cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy."

"You know, they gotta luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like 'Fuck it - just grab a pile of shit. We’ll get a bag at the airport.' "

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."

"There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?"

"Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

"People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon."

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A BEST friend is someone who will help you move a dead body."

"How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals."

"Don’t piss me off! I’m running outta places to hide the bodies!"

"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying."

"Constipated people don’t give a crap."

"Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I."

"On tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' ”

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."

"English people have different ways of saying things. We say 'elevator' they say 'lift.' We say 'president' they say 'stupid psychopathic git.' "

"Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot."

"Adults are always telling me that there are starving children in Africa who would love my food, so I'm gonna walk up to a starving child and tell them that there are obese children in America who would love to be as skinny as them."

"This is AMAZING! Why is it free?!"

"Roses are red, Violets are purple, not freking blue."


Female Comebacks!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


10 Facts About You

1. You're reading this right now

2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking right now

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You're enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.(XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile

If you are a nerd in every way, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, All-American Anteater, Guardian Angel A

Ninety-seven percent of teens don't embrace their inner weirdness, If your apart of the five percent who do, copy this, post it in your bio, and add your name to the list. Guardain Angel A, souleaterfan963

alright where is that sparkly skinned sissy!?

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (he did. YES!!!!!!)

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Taylor Laughtner was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.(XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

Ninety-seven percent of teens don't embrace their inner weirdness, If your apart of the five percent who do, copy this, post it in your bio, and add your name to the list. Guardain Angel A, souleaterfan963 , WolfWarrior01


alright where is that sparkly skinned sissy!? (A.K.A Edward Cullen >.>


If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!


98% of the girls in the world would die if Taylor Laughtner was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.


Why you shouldn't bother me!


1. I will light your face on fire

2. I stab you in the arm with a knife

3. I stab you in the face with a fork

4. I'll stab you in the arm with a knife, light you face on fire, then put it out with a fork


Random Fun Facts About Me!!!1!!!!One!!!!


1. I got a sugar high from a single pack of fun dip. I would calm down when the lights were off, then die laughing when the lights were on. You can ask my two best friends, we were having a sleepover.

2. I believe my friend is haunted by a ghost!

3. I think I have ADHD

4. My mind works to much. At night when the room is dimly light, I can look at my horse poster and see it running and everything.

5. I'm paranoid.

6. I liked to scream 'Squirrel!' out on the bus.

7. One time when I did #7, the bus driver slammed on the brakes.

9. I just skipped 8

10. Last summer, I stayed up from 8-10 am, to 5 PM the NEXT day.

11. I'm naturally hyper.

12. A can of Monster(No matter how big) calms me down.

13. I'm not allowed to have caffeine >.> (To bad! I have my own money! *Evil laugh*)

16. I just skipped 14 and 15, and ran out of ideas for this.

*A Real Boyfriend*

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Let her wear your clothes

-Kiss her in the pouriing rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?"

Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"

and if u do not re-post this within 3 minute you'll have bad luck with the person you love!!!!!

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

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Soul Opposites by 15 Days Past Death reviews
AU. He's the nerdy boy, top in class. She's the one guys can't stop looking at, much less asking out. When they meet, two worlds clash and friendship might not be the word for their relationship. M for later chapters. Cover by: alykagamine
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Rockin by kerri leilua321 reviews
Maka is known as the school geek, who puts her hair up in pigtails and wears ugly black glasses no one would be caught dead with. What everyone doesn t know is that she ditches the nerd get up after school and works as a singer at Death Jamz. Soul Eater is known as Mr. popular through out school, What happens when mr.popular finds out about her secret?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,293 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Animals by PikachuSavesTheDay reviews
Soul and Maka decide to go for a midnight drive to a rail road track. But what's gonna happen when Spirit finds out? CAUTION! /!\ THIS IS A LEMONY LEMON! My first, to be exact. :) Feel free to make fun of it as much as you like. XD
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Justin Bieber's Biography by Chang-chang83 reviews
Soul is annoyed that Maka so many books. So he decided to clean her room, and what does he find? And what will Maka think when she finds out that he found her little secret?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
AutoCorrect? 2 by Team Dragon Star reviews
Entry for the TDS Valentine's Day Contest. Soul thought he fixed his problem, but he forgot one thing when he exchanged his broken phone. The last typing error he made wasn't so bad. But this one would change his life forever.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Closer by ZTheIncomplete reviews
She's pretty much an average girl with an angel obsession and he's pretty much an average demon with a nerd fetish. AU!SoMa, sporadic updates.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Changed by Spiffy123 reviews
SoMa AU Soul is a rich kid, unsure of his path until he meets Maka at his parent's party. "You changed me. I didn't even realize it because I was stupid. I thought I was just the failure son of the Evans family, that it was all I ever would be, but you made me realize I could be whatever I wanted to be. And I screwed it all up for no good reason."
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Anything For Symmetry by Pluto's Kiss 360 reviews
Kid is hanging out with Soul and finds out he's symmetrical. How does he show his appreciation and worship his awesomeness? Yaoi yaoi yaoi! Lemon smut
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Adventures in DD's trousers by JakexxDarkdragon69 reviews
After DD pours coffee on his trousers, things heat up. DDXJAKE LEMON! ?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Jake, Dark Dragon - Complete
The Maid Dare by haruhinozuka reviews
The game had started out so innocent, how the hell did it change into this! Why is Maka in a maid costume? Read my dear children ;D M for STTUUUUUFFFFF :3 and comment if you want a lemon, give some suggestions for it if you want
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Cuddle Time by haruhinozuka reviews
Horror movies plus Maka equals tons of cuddling! cuddling equals sexually frustrated soul EPIC LEMONS ;D Smut so lock up your children and hide your houses!...or the other way around... haha anyway R&R pleaasseee
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Talented Fingers by LovelyOblivian13 reviews
Hahaha, how many of you just got a nasty thought in their head? Just a random oneshot of Soul and Maka at home. Alone, for the most part. hehehe! R&R also, I own nothing. Warning, suggestive themes!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Street Soul by ZTheIncomplete reviews
AU! Soul Thompson is a creature to be feared. Especially when paired with his sisters. That is until a tiny girl with pigtails decides to mess it all up.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
A Dinner To Remember by SpencerGilly reviews
Soul totally sucks at realizing his feelings. Maka wants him to meet her mother. Will a dinner alone with the wise woman finally get him to see what he has been missing? SoMa... kind of fluffy : I also have a lemon version being published very soon.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Lemon by xscreenwriterx reviews
Soul can't stop thinking about Kid. He is invited over his house and it was then a question was both on their minds. What is a "lemon?"
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Gym Shorts by ZTheIncomplete reviews
Maka's a bit of a tease and Soul doesn't understand her fetishes. Probably OOC. SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Closer by KeironthePagan reviews
Soul arrives at Kid's mansion drunk. Kid, feeling sorry for Soul, decides to let the weapon spend the night. But what the young Reaper doesn't know is that he made a big mistake. **One-Shot** YAOI!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
I CANT STOP SINGING! by Progota reviews
During a battle with a Musical Witch Maka gets a spell placed on her that makes her sing parts of songs at random moments getting her into halarious situations! :
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Sleep Talking by SpoonMeister13x8 reviews
When Maka's the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover the girls influence her dreams causing Maka to say some interesting things about Soul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Banana by ZTheIncomplete reviews
She had to be doing it on purpose but she's not that kind of girl, is she? PWP, SoMa, Stupidity, Limish?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
My toffee by lafeedeslilas reviews
Who loves toffees? Maka does. Who is dreaming about toffees? Maka is. But hey, why is then Maka nibbling Soul's neck?--- Review plzz
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
The Guardian Angel reviews
Ali, a guardian angel for Mr. Soul Eater himself. What happens when a guardian angel falls in love? with her partner no less! What happens when Crimson Blade turns out to be Soul's long lost twin of mystery? Ali doesn't know either. Read The Guardian Angel to find out. This is my first story, so no flames please.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater