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Joined 10-10-12, id: 4300917, Profile Updated: 10-06-17
Author has written 15 stories for Splatalot, Wreck-It Ralph, Lego Movie, and LEGO Batman Movie.

Hello, fellow readers and writers!

Okay, so I like to learn a little bit about other authors, so I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

First and Foremost:

I am a sinner - I've disobeyed God, I've ignored Him, I don't love Him with all my heart. I'm selfish and prefer to think about myself before I think about others. My sins are symptoms of a deeper problem, that I am broken and in need of healing, that I am unholy and need to be made pure. Because I'm a sinner, because I've rebelled against God, I deserve to be condemned to hell.

We live in a world broken by sin, and every one of us is at fault. All of us have a sinful nature. God originally made humankind good and upright, but we chose to rebel against Him. We decided that we wanted to run the world our way instead of His way. As a result, we now live in a world full of pain, suffering, and death.

"Jesus replied: 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments." (Matthew 22:37-40)

"As it is written: 'There is no one righteous, not even one; there is no one who understands, no one who seeks God." (Romans 3:10-11)

However, even when humankind first rebelled, God had a plan to save us. He had a plan to restore His good creation, to get back the perfection and goodness that was lost, to restore us as people who reflect His image and to be all He's created us to be.

That plan was to send Jesus, who is God in the flesh, to set us free from our sins. Through His death, through the shedding of His blood, we are cleansed of our sins and made righteous. And He didn't stay dead. Because He is God Himself, Jesus has power over death, and He proved it by resurrecting Himself. His resurrection also means that anyone who has faith in Him will be raised back to life after death, too.

"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)

God wants you to know He loves you and that you need Him. No one is good enough to reach God. No one can earn His favor. No matter how may rules you obey, no matter how many good deeds you do, you will never earn His forgiveness. His standard is perfect, and no one except Christ has reached that standard.

"All of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags; we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away." (Isaiah 64:6)

But you don't have to earn His forgiveness. Through Christ's blood, anyone can be freely forgiven and welcomed into God's family. Through Christ's death and resurrection, He conquered evil so that His people and His world could be restored. One day God will restore the earth and make everything perfect again. There will be no more pain, crying, or death. Through His sacrifice, He has brought about our salvation, for both this life and the next. When you put your faith in Christ, you no longer have to be enslaved to addictions, pride, or any other sins. Christ has set you free. He has rescued you so He can have a relationship with you. He wants you to call upon Him, to rely on Him, to walk with Him. He loves you!

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16)

"Say to them, 'As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live. Turn! Turn from your evil ways!...'" (Ezekiel 33:11)

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness." (1 John 1:9)

"For it is by grace that you have been saved, through faith - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do." (Ephesians 2:8-10)

If you decide to follow Christ, be aware that the road will not be easy. Becoming a Christian doesn't mean that every circumstance in your life will be fixed. You will still struggle with sin, although you're not enslaved to it anymore. Not everyone is going to like that you believe in Him, and there will be times when God asks you to do something difficult. At the same time, don't let that deter you from coming to Him. Becoming a Christian doesn't mean your life is going to be miserable. There will be tons of opportunities to rejoice and have fun, and you get to participate in bringing God's kingdom to earth! And while suffering will come, whatever suffering you may endure will be outweighed by the glorious future in store for you. And God will always be with you, through the good and through the bad.

"Then [Jesus] said to them all: 'If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me.'" (Luke 9:23)

"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age." (Matthew 28:19-20)

If you have any questions, feel free to ask! :)

Fun Facts:
-I like to write, draw, play video games, cook, eat, make others laugh... stuff like that.
-I also like to sing, but I'm horrible at it.

Favorite Food:
There's so much I like! Um...I really like Italian food. And bread and butter. And bread and cheese. And sushi. And club sandwiches. So good! :D

Favorite Dessert:
Either fudge brownie cheesecake or chocolate mousse cake.

Favorite Color:
Blue

Favorite Video Game series:
MySims
Crash Bandicoot

Favorite Movies:
The Lego Batman Movie
The Lego Movie
The Lego Ninjago Movie
Wreck-It Ralph
Star Trek Into Darkness
Kung Fu Panda
Jurassic Park
Inside-Out
The Incredibles

Top Three Favorite Defenders of Splatalot:
1) Kookaburra
2) Thorne
3) Gildar

Favorite Lines in Splatalot:
"Kookaburra! Nice to meet you. You'd never survive the outback! Ha ha! Seriously!" -Kook
"It is my quest to rid the world of sassiness." -Gildar
"There are only so many happy dances I can watch." -Gildar
"There's nothing I enjoy more than a good stopping of the sass." -Gildar
"I don't know what that dance is about." -Kook
"(singing) I'm amazing! That's what I do!" -Kook
"I'm in a kookaburra frenzy, here!" -Kook
"Great defending, everyone! Really good job!" -Gildar

Favorite Dialogue in Splatalot:
"That's what I'm talking about, Thorny! That's how we roll!"-Kook
"My name is Thorne, not Thorny!" -Thorne
"Okay. I apologize for that, Thorny, I didn't - I mean Thorne!" -Kook

"Nice lettucehead!" -Attacker Josephine
"Whoa, with the personal attacks!" -Kook
"We're sassing it up again!" -Gildar
"I like her attitude, though." -Kook

"What's wrong with the youth of today? That they can't express themselves through words? You know, when I was pillaging villages in my youth, we had the decency to not just yell at people but to say "Hey, we're pillaging and plundering your village." -Gildar
"Oh yeah? Well I'm going to pillage and plunder your village!" -Attacker Shaun
"That's not how it works! You don't plunder a Viking! I do the plundering!" -Gildar

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My Kid by stupidfinewriterchick reviews
Bruce finds himself feeling all kinds of strange and foreign emotions that come with raising a son.
LEGO Batman Movie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Dick G./Robin - Complete
Family Movie Night by Punzie the Platypus reviews
Post-movie. Batman, Barbara, Dick, and Alfred enjoy a family movie night. Alfred is full of sage wisdom, Barbara makes too much sense, Dick eats pineapple on his pizza, and Batman realizes that it's okay to take off your mask around your family.
LEGO Batman Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Dick G./Robin, Alfred P., Barbara G./Batgirl - Complete
Let's Party Forever by Tarkya reviews
Lord Business won. All that's left for him to do is admire his work.
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 4/6/2014 - President Business/Lord Business - Complete
Built for This by carolnegate reviews
Good Cop and Bad Cop were stuck with each other, trying their hardest to balance out their other side's flaws. As both of them worked tirelessly to hunt down the Master Builders, they were each equally convinced of one thing - despite all that had happened, despite their endless power struggle, and despite all the tragedy they left behind, they had been built for this job.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,269 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop
The Interlocking World by dragonkeeper19600 reviews
In an attempt to inspire trust in the public, President Business orders all robots to be removed from the Bricksburg police force and replaced with civilian officers. Good Cop, who has been working solo for a while, now has to deal with the occasional Duplo invasion with a new, inexperienced team. In the midst of this chaos, Benny approaches Good Cop with a missing person's case...
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Emmet B., Good Cop/Bad Cop, Benny, OC
Therapy by Weevmo reviews
Bad Cop gets called into Lord Business's office for an unknown reason. Please Read and Review!
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop, President Business/Lord Business - Complete
Silence by MagicJustHappens reviews
Badcop made it very clear that he didn't want anything for his Birthday. Goodcop went ahead and got him something, anyway. ((Please R/R))
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop - Complete
Imperfect by MxMyaku reviews
Business analyzes himself. He analyzes how far he's gotten. But most of all, he analyzes his face. At least, until Goodcop steps into his office. (A one-shot about an AU with Business having a scratch on his face.)
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop - Complete
Mark Your Calendar by CollieandShire reviews
When Good Cop falls head over heels in love, its up to Emmet to teach the charm-challenged Policeman to rack up the courage to ask the girl on a date. All that is made harder when Bad Cop decides relationships just aren't for him and is determined to remain a single Lego. *Complete*
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop, Emmet B., Wyldstyle - Complete
Bad cop's day off by Willoryn reviews
Bad cop is under strict orders to take the day off as Business feels he is overworked. Bad cop however is none too pleased with this. Will he be able to relax and have some time for himself without having the weight of the city on his shoulders? Or will he succumb to the boredom?
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014
The Next Robin by Captain 2758 reviews
It started out as a normal night of crime fighting for Batman, and everything seemed to be fine. But things take a turn for the worse when the Joker captures him and plans to kill him while simultaneously destroying the city of Bricksburg. Now as time runs out, Batman finds that his only hope for rescue is...Unikitty? Heaven help us all. Rated T for action violence.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Batman, Unikitty - Complete
Splatalot: Easter time by akl110998233 reviews
It's Easter time and the defenders are getting ready to celebrate a well known holiday as a family. Includes Jr defender s as they are apart of the family.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz by jbwarner86 reviews
When Taffyta accuses Vanellope of cheating, the plucky president of Sugar Rush sets out to prove that she can still be a great racer even without exploiting her glitch. But after a disastrous accident on the newest track in the game, Vanellope begins to suspect that her rival may have a point after all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
The Potion by Katalo10 reviews
All the Defender's have had enough of Thorne lately. And Thorne decides to do something about it.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Thorne
Crafty Valentines by zenonaa reviews
Valentine's Day fic. "Come on. Who wouldn't want a one-of-a-kind specially made valentine? Pull up a chair and let your creative juices flow like one of Sensei's katas. Girls dig creative guys." Leorai, hints of Don x April that are as subtle as Don
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Tagalong by lsgirl988 reviews
Thorne says the wrong thing and it sets Shaiden off on a heated sadness. My best idea for a splatalot story by far.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shaiden, Thorne - Complete
Wreck the Halls by Prez. Vanellope von Schweetz reviews
Christmas fic. Christmas is sneaking up on Vanellope- and she hasn't enough time to prepare for the biggest party of the year, so, naturally, she calls in everyone's favorite wrecker for some assistance. (Only pairing; Felix/Calhoun)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
I am Human by Pelahnar reviews
AU: Oswin was human the entire time, no matter what the Doctor says, and a lot more happened to her than she remembers. WARNING: Spoilers for the Asylum of the Daleks! Do not read if you haven't seen it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Daleks, Oswin O. - Complete
Hot Cocoa by Prez. Vanellope von Schweetz reviews
In which Vanellope persuades Ralph to make a cup of hot chocolate with her, despite his reluctance- resulting, of course, in disaster. Two-shot. RalphxVanellope BESTFRIENDSHIP.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
Worst Nightmare by Minty Zaki reviews
Ralph is forced to face what he fears more than anything else. His best friend's game is being unplugged and she can't escape. How could this be possible? Movie Spoilers. Description of character death. Based on the image set "Unplugged" by bonehatter of tumblr. Purely friendship, not a shipping.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
TMNT--Finding Donnie's Fear by JustAnotherFan94 reviews
Raph's afraid of bugs: Mikey's afraid of the dark: Leo's afraid of heights...but what's Donnie afraid of? Read to find out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Bad Guy Baking by upperstories reviews
"Baking had turned into something of an ironic hobby for Ralph." Friendship drabble, set after the events of Wreck-It-Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
TMNT--I'm NOT Blushing! by JustAnotherFan94 reviews
All about the turtle in red! And...the redness of the turtle... Might've seen this story under the sub-category "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles": not stealing: different title, same author!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Love Under by GraphicsGirl reviews
Shaiden quite likes Kook, maybe she's even growing to love him. But when Kook's platypus girlfriend turns up, will the ninja have a chance with the kookaburra? And will Kook be able to chose between his girlfriend and his crush?
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kookaburra, Shaiden
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Advice from a Bat-Chelor reviews
During Batfamily Movie Night, Wayne Manor receives an unexpected visitor.
LEGO Batman Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Joker, Harley Q.] Bruce W./Batman, Dick G./Robin - Complete
Splat-Shots reviews
This is a series of short stories. The genres and characters will change with each story. So...yeah. Read if you're interested.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,025 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012
A LEGO Christmas reviews
It's time to celebrate Christmas! Join Emmet and his friends as they prepare for the upcoming holiday!
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 12/11/2015
The Good, the Bad, and the Scribbled reviews
President Business wants to do a kindness for Good Cop/Bad Cop, but his perfectionism gets out of hand.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Emmet B., President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop
Splatalot Siblings reviews
A group of one-shots all about Shaiden and Thorne!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Thorne, Shaiden
What's Your Favorite Flavor? reviews
That's what Vanellope wants to know when she takes Ralph to the place she recently discovered.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Gildar and the Warrior Princess reviews
Civil war is raging. Planets are being destroyed. Ninjas are training alchemists to be Jedis. No one is completely safe. And in the midst of it all, a certain hair-flipping viking falls in love with a specific kilted warrior. Great timing, huh?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Gildar, Ballista
Valentine's Day reviews
What happens when Gildar attempts to ask Ballista out on a date? Well...let's just say the result wasn't what the viking was expecting.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Gildar, Thorne - Complete
Shoved By A Rainbow reviews
Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to be a Viking? Have you ever wondered what it's like to be Gildar, the Golden Viking? If so, then read on!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Gildar
The Heart of a Dragon reviews
It was just supposed to be a quick trip to Scotland. But then all of a sudden, Thorne's became an even bigger threat to the Kingdom of Splatalot than the red, fire-breathing dragon. Now it's Crocness's job to help Thorne control his new "anger issue," or he'll bring the kingdom crashing down.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thorne, Crocness - Complete
Christmas In Splatalot reviews
The Defenders are getting ready to celebrate Christmas! Follow along as they decorate the castle, hunt for a tree, and much more!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Little Ninja reviews
What happens when you mix Thorne's Halloween slime, Kook's magic, and the blue ninja together? You get a disastrous result. Will Kook and Thorne be able to fix the issue? Or will Shaiden have to wait a couple years for the problem to resolve itself?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shaiden - Complete
Hunger Games: Splatalot Style reviews
Kook and Shaiden are forced to participate in the Medieval Games, a re-make of the Hunger Games designed by the Camelot Capital. Will they survive the Games and be able to go back home? Rated T for slight "Hunger Games violence."
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kookaburra, Shaiden - Complete
Splatalot: The Ka-Splat of Doom reviews
Here's another parody. Of KFP2. (The last part of it.) The Defenders must face the gladiators of Smashalot, who have come for the crown. Will the Defenders be able to reign victorious in the end?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Shaiden, Kookaburra - Complete
Gildar's New Look reviews
Gildar looks a bit different, this morning. How will he react when he finds out? And who's behind it? Read if you want to find out!
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Gildar - Complete