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Author has written 13 stories for Splatalot, Wreck-It Ralph, and Lego Movie.

Hello, fellow readers and writers!

Okay, so I like to learn a little bit about other authors, so I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

First and Foremost:
Jesus Christ saved me. He, the Son of God, died on a cross to pay for everyone's sins and rose from the dead three days later. Because He has forgiven me of my sins, I am going to heaven instead of hell after I die. If you repent of your sins and turn to Christ, you will go to heaven too.

All of us are sinners because we have broken God's law, which says to love God and to love others. Because we have broken God's law, we deserve to go to hell. Why does God have to punish us for our sins, you might ask? You see, one of God's characteristics is that He is just, and He cannot do anything that contradicts His character. Do you think He would be just if He let us get away with our sins? Would a judge be just if he let a lawbreaker go free with no penalty?

Sin has to be paid for. But God loves us so much that He made a way for our sins to be paid for without having us go to hell. Christ came to earth, lived a perfect life, died as a sacrifice for our sins, and rose from the dead. Because Christ took our punishment upon Himself, we can be forgiven of our sins and allowed to be with God in heaven forever. God will forgive anyone of all their sins if they ask Him to, no matter how badly they may have messed up.

"As it is written: 'There is no one righteous, not even one;" (Romans 3:10)

"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16)

"Say to them, 'As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live. Turn! Turn from your evil ways!...'" (Ezekiel 33:11)

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness." (1 John 1:9)

My job as a Christian isn't to force you to believe what I believe. My job is to simply make sure you know about Christ and that He is our only hope for salvation. Whether or not you accept Him as your Lord and Savior is your choice.

To accept Him, all you have to do is pray and ask Him to forgive you and to be the Lord of your life. You can pray something like this:
"Dear God, I am a sinner. I believe that Christ, Your Son, came to earth, lived a perfect life, died on a cross for my sins, and rose from the dead three days later. Please forgive me of all my sins. I invite you to be the Lord of my life. Thank you for sending Your Son to die for me. Thank you for Your love for me. Help me live for you from now on. In Jesus' name, amen."

And don't be afraid of God taking control of your life. He's far more interested in you than you are of yourself. The Christian life is tough, but He's not plotting to make your life miserable. Rather, He has a special plan and purpose for you!

"For I know the plans I have for you,' declares the LORD, 'plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." (Jeremiah 29:11)

God won't reject anyone who comes to Him. He loves everyone, including you!

In John 6:37, Jesus says, "All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never drive away."

"For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 8:38-39)

If you have any questions about Christianity, feel free to ask. :)

For those of you who are Christians, do you ever doubt if you are saved? Here's one way you know if you are: you keep God's commandments.

1 John 2:3-6 says, "We know that we have come to know him if we obey his commands. The man who says, 'I know him,' but does not do what he commands is a liar, and the truth is not in him. But if anyone obeys his word, God's love is truly made complete in him. This is how we know we are in him: Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did."

If you love the Lord, you will keep His commandments. Not kept; keep. Of course, Christians will still always sin and mess up, but they don't continually and purposely live a sinful lifestyle. Now, I'm not saying that "obeying the rules" saves you. The most important thing to remember is that Christ is the One who does the saving. He gives you the free gift of salvation, and He will never take it away from you. You obey Him because the Holy Spirit lives in you and enables you to do so. More often than not, wanting to be sure that you're saved and being concerned about others' salvation are more indications of being saved, as well. And remember that you can always talk to God about your doubts.

Also, if you are a Christian, you will know God. Have a relationship with Him, I mean. Continually pray to Him and read the Bible.

Reading the Bible is very important because It is the truth you need to know. It is God's way of speaking to us. If you haven't been reading it, try starting at the Gospel of John. If you don't own one, try going to BibleGateway.com.

Fun Facts:
-I like to write, draw, play video games, cook, eat, make others laugh, entertain...stuff like that.
-I also like to sing, but I'm horrible at it.

Favorite Food:
There's so many...um...I really like Italian food. And bread and butter. And club sandwiches. So good!

Favorite Dessert:
Either fudge brownie cheesecake or chocolate mousse cake.

Favorite Color:
Blue!

Favorite Video Game series:
MySims
Crash Bandicoot

Favorite Movies:
The Lego Movie
Wreck-It Ralph
Star Trek Into Darkness
Kung Fu Panda

Top Three Favorite Defenders of Splatalot:
1) Kookaburra
2) Thorne
3) Gildar

Favorite Lines in Splatalot:
"Kookaburra! Nice to meet you. You'd never survive the outback! Ha ha! Seriously!" -Kook
"It is my quest to rid the world of sassiness." -Gildar
"There are only so many happy dances I can watch." -Gildar
"There's nothing I enjoy more than a good stopping of the sass." -Gildar
"I don't know what that dance is about." -Kook
"(singing) I'm amazing! That's what I do!" -Kook
"I'm in a kookaburra frenzy, here!" -Kook
"Great defending, everyone! Really good job!" -Gildar

Favorite Dialogue in Splatalot:
"That's what I'm talking about, Thorny! That's how we roll!"-Kook
"My name is Thorne, not Thorny!" -Thorne
"Okay. I apologize for that, Thorny, I didn't - I mean Thorne!" -Kook

"Nice lettucehead!" -Attacker Josephine
"Whoa, with the personal attacks!" -Kook
"We're sassing it up again!" -Gildar
"I like her attitude, though." -Kook

"What's wrong with the youth of today? That they can't express themselves through words? You know, when I was pillaging villages in my youth, we had the decency to not just yell at people but to say "Hey, we're pillaging and plundering your village." -Gildar
"Oh yeah? Well I'm going to pillage and plunder your village!" -Attacker Shaun
"That's not how it works! You don't plunder a Viking! I do the plundering!" -Gildar

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Let's Party Forever by Jacred reviews
Lord Business won. All that's left for him to do is admire his work.
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - President Business/Lord Business
Built for This by carolnegate reviews
Good Cop and Bad Cop were stuck with each other, trying their hardest to balance out their other side's flaws. As both of them worked tirelessly to hunt down the Master Builders, they were each equally convinced of one thing - despite all that had happened, despite their endless power struggle, and despite all the tragedy they left behind, they had been built for this job.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,269 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop
The Interlocking World by dragonkeeper19600 reviews
In an attempt to inspire trust in the public, President Business orders all robots to be removed from the Bricksburg police force and replaced with civilian officers. Good Cop, who has been working solo for a while, now has to deal with the occasional Duplo invasion with a new, inexperienced team. In the midst of this chaos, Benny approaches Good Cop with a missing person's case...
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Emmet B., Good Cop/Bad Cop, Benny, OC
Therapy by Weevmo reviews
Bad Cop gets called into Lord Business's office for an unknown reason. Please Read and Review!
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop, President Business/Lord Business - Complete
Silence by KomodoDags reviews
Badcop made it very clear that he didn't want anything for his Birthday. Goodcop went ahead and got him something, anyway. ((Please R/R))
Lego Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop - Complete
Imperfect by MxMyaku reviews
Business analyzes himself. He analyzes how far he's gotten. But most of all, he analyzes his face. At least, until Goodcop steps into his office. (A one-shot about an AU with Business having a scratch on his face.)
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2014 - President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop - Complete
Mark Your Calendar by CollieandShire reviews
When Good Cop falls head over heels in love, its up to Emmet to teach the charm-challenged Policeman to rack up the courage to ask the girl on a date. All that is made harder when Bad Cop decides relationships just aren't for him and is determined to remain a single Lego. *Complete*
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Good Cop/Bad Cop, Emmet B., Wyldstyle - Complete
Bad cop's day off by Willoryn reviews
Bad cop is under strict orders to take the day off as Business feels he is overworked. Bad cop however is none too pleased with this. Will he be able to relax and have some time for himself without having the weight of the city on his shoulders? Or will he succumb to the boredom?
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014
The Next Robin by Captain2822 reviews
It started out as a normal night of crime fighting for Batman, and everything seemed to be fine. But things take a turn for the worse when the Joker captures him and plans to kill him while simultaneously destroying the city of Bricksburg. Now as time runs out, Batman finds that his only hope for rescue is...Unikitty? Heaven help us all. Rated T for action violence.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Batman, Unikitty - Complete
Splatalot: Easter time by akl110998233 reviews
It's Easter time and the defenders are getting ready to celebrate a well known holiday as a family. Includes Jr defender s as they are apart of the family.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz by jbwarner86 reviews
When Taffyta accuses Vanellope of cheating, the plucky president of Sugar Rush sets out to prove that she can still be a great racer even without exploiting her glitch. But after a disastrous accident on the newest track in the game, Vanellope begins to suspect that her rival may have a point after all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
The Potion by Katalo10 reviews
All the Defender's have had enough of Thorne lately. And Thorne decides to do something about it.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Thorne
Crafty Valentines by zenonaa reviews
Valentine's Day fic. "Come on. Who wouldn't want a one-of-a-kind specially made valentine? Pull up a chair and let your creative juices flow like one of Sensei's katas. Girls dig creative guys." Leorai, hints of Don x April that are as subtle as Don
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Tagalong by lsgirl988 reviews
Thorne says the wrong thing and it sets Shaiden off on a heated sadness. My best idea for a splatalot story by far.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shaiden, Thorne - Complete
Wreck the Halls by Prez. Vanellope von Schweetz reviews
Christmas fic. Christmas is sneaking up on Vanellope- and she hasn't enough time to prepare for the biggest party of the year, so, naturally, she calls in everyone's favorite wrecker for some assistance. (Only pairing; Felix/Calhoun)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
I am Human by Pelahnar reviews
AU: Oswin was human the entire time, no matter what the Doctor says, and a lot more happened to her than she remembers. WARNING: Spoilers for the Asylum of the Daleks! Do not read if you haven't seen it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Daleks, Oswin O. - Complete
Hot Cocoa by Prez. Vanellope von Schweetz reviews
In which Vanellope persuades Ralph to make a cup of hot chocolate with her, despite his reluctance- resulting, of course, in disaster. Two-shot. RalphxVanellope BESTFRIENDSHIP.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
Worst Nightmare by Minty Zaki reviews
Ralph is forced to face what he fears more than anything else. His best friend's game is being unplugged and she can't escape. How could this be possible? Movie Spoilers. Description of character death. Based on the image set "Unplugged" by bonehatter of tumblr. Purely friendship, not a shipping.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
TMNT--Finding Donnie's Fear by DisneyBeatleTurtlefan94 reviews
Raph's afraid of bugs: Mikey's afraid of the dark: Leo's afraid of heights...but what's Donnie afraid of? Read to find out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Bad Guy Baking by upperstories reviews
"Baking had turned into something of an ironic hobby for Ralph." Friendship drabble, set after the events of Wreck-It-Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
TMNT--I'm NOT Blushing! by DisneyBeatleTurtlefan94 reviews
All about the turtle in red! And...the redness of the turtle... Might've seen this story under the sub-category "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles": not stealing: different title, same author!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Love Under by GraphicsGirl reviews
Shaiden quite likes Kook, maybe she's even growing to love him. But when Kook's platypus girlfriend turns up, will the ninja have a chance with the kookaburra? And will Kook be able to chose between his girlfriend and his crush?
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kookaburra, Shaiden
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The Good, the Bad, and the Scribbled reviews
President Business wants to do a kindness for Good Cop/Bad Cop, but his perfectionism gets out of hand.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Emmet B., President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop
Splatalot Siblings reviews
A group of one-shots all about Shaiden and Thorne!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Thorne, Shaiden
Splat-Shots reviews
This is a series of short stories. The genres and characters will change with each story. So...yeah. Read if you're interested.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,871 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012
What's Your Favorite Flavor? reviews
That's what Vanellope wants to know when she takes Ralph to the place she recently discovered.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Gildar and the Warrior Princess reviews
Civil war is raging. Planets are being destroyed. Ninjas are training alchemists to be Jedis. No one is completely safe. And in the midst of it all, a certain hair-flipping viking falls in love with a specific kilted warrior. Great timing, huh?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Gildar, Ballista
Valentine's Day reviews
What happens when Gildar attempts to ask Ballista out on a date? Well...let's just say the result wasn't what the viking was expecting.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Gildar, Thorne - Complete
Shoved By A Rainbow reviews
Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to be a Viking? Have you ever wondered what it's like to be Gildar, the Golden Viking? If so, then read on!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Gildar
The Heart of a Dragon reviews
It was just supposed to be a quick trip to Scotland. But then all of a sudden, Thorne's became an even bigger threat to the Kingdom of Splatalot than the red, fire-breathing dragon. Now it's Crocness's job to help Thorne control his new "anger issue," or he'll bring the kingdom crashing down.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thorne, Crocness - Complete
Christmas In Splatalot reviews
The Defenders are getting ready to celebrate Christmas! Follow along as they decorate the castle, hunt for a tree, and much more!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Little Ninja reviews
What happens when you mix Thorne's Halloween slime, Kook's magic, and the blue ninja together? You get a disastrous result. Will Kook and Thorne be able to fix the issue? Or will Shaiden have to wait a couple years for the problem to resolve itself?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shaiden - Complete
Hunger Games: Splatalot Style reviews
Kook and Shaiden are forced to participate in the Medieval Games, a re-make of the Hunger Games designed by the Camelot Capital. Will they survive the Games and be able to go back home? Rated T for slight "Hunger Games violence."
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kookaburra, Shaiden - Complete
Splatalot: The Ka-Splat of Doom reviews
Here's another parody. Of KFP2. (The last part of it.) The Defenders must face the gladiators of Smashalot, who have come for the crown. Will the Defenders be able to reign victorious in the end?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Shaiden, Kookaburra - Complete
Gildar's New Look reviews
Gildar looks a bit different, this morning. How will he react when he finds out? And who's behind it? Read if you want to find out!
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Gildar - Complete