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Author has written 12 stories for Splatalot, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Hello, fellow writers!

Okay, so I like to learn a little bit about other authors, so I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

First and Foremost:
I am a Christian. I believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for everyone's sins and rose from the dead three days later. Becuase He has forgiven me of my sins, I am going to Heaven instead of Hell after I die. If you believe in Jesus and ask God to forgive you of your sins, you will go to Heaven. We all deserve to go to Hell, but God loves us so much that He wants to forgive us of our sins and wants us to be with Him in Heaven forever. God will forgive anyone of all their sins if they ask Him to, no matter how bad their sins may be.

"For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life."(John 3:16)

You CANNOT get to God (the Father) without Jesus Christ (the Son).

(Jesus is speaking) "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6

"Therefore, since we have been justified through faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ." -Romans 5:1

God is one God in three Persons. There's God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. It's kinda hard to understand, but it's true.

For those of you who are Christians, have you ever doubted if you truly were saved? Here's how you know if you are: you keep God's commandments. (Look up 1 John 2:3-5.) The Bible says that if you love the Lord, you will keep His commandments. Not kept; keep. Those who don't keep His commandments are probably not saved. People who are born again are dead to sin. Now, I'm not saying that good works save you. God gives you the free gift of salvation, and when you're saved, you do good works to show that you love God. True belief results in obedience. Wanting to make sure you're saved and being concerned about others' salvation are more indications of having been reborn, as well.

Also, if you are a Christian, you will know God. Have a relationship with Him, I mean. Continually pray to Him and read His Word.

Read the Bible; the truth that you need to know is in there! I'd say the Gospel of John is a good place to start.

Abortion is murder. Only God has the right to create or end life. God created every human being for a special purpose.
"For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother's womb. I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well. My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place. When I was woven together in the depths of the earth, your eyes saw my unformed body. All the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be." -Psalm 139: 13-16

Also, if my writing's good, then it's because God gave me that gift. All my talents come from God.

My job as a Christian isn't to convert you or force you to believe what I believe. My job is to simply make sure you know about Christ and that He loves you. Whether or not you accept Him as your Lord and Savior is your choice.

If you have any questions about my faith, feel free to ask. :)

Fun Facts:
-My siblings call me Splinter. (from TMNT)
-I like to make up stories, draw, play video games, cook, eat, make others laugh, entertain...stuff like that.
-I also like to sing, but I'm horrible at it.

Favorite Food:
Hoiyven, there's so many...um...I really like Italian food. And bread and butter. And club sandwiches. So good!

Favorite Dessert:
Either fudge brownie cheesecake or chocolate mousse cake.

Favorite Color:
Blue!

Favorite Video Game series:
Mysims and Crash Bandicoot!

Favorite Movies:
Wreck-It Ralph and Star Trek Into Darkness.

Top Three Favorite Defenders of Splatalot:
1) Kookaburra
2) Thorne
3) Gildar

Favorite Lines in Splatalot:
"Kookaburra! Nice to meet you. You'd never survive the outback! Ha ha! Seriously!" -Kook
"It is my quest to rid the world of sassiness." -Gildar
"I'm gonna be the Thorne in your side." -Thorne
"There are only so many happy dances I can watch." -Gildar
"There's nothing I enjoy more than a good stopping of the sass." -Gildar
"You know Charlie, you caught me at an awkward time. I don't know whether to defend or to eat my banana!" -Kook
"I don't know what that dance is about." -Kook
"Skabb rules!" -Skabb
"Watch out! I'm lurking in the shadows!" -Shaiden
"(singing) I'm amazing! That's what I do!" -Kook
"I'm in a kookaburra frenzy, here!" -Kook
"Great defending, everyone! Really good job!" -Gildar

Favorite Dialogue in Splatalot:
"Hey, Ballista! I was just- I wanted to ask, I've got a little crush on Shaiden..." -Kook
"Oh, ho-ho!" -Ballista
"Um, is there anything that she might like?" -Kook
"She loves your dancing." -Ballista
"Yeah?" -Kook
"Yeah, loves it!" -Ballista

"That's what I'm talking about, Thorny! That's how we roll!"-Kook
"My name is Thorne, not Thorny!" -Thorne
"Okay. I apologize for that, Thorny, I didn't-I mean Thorne!" -Kook

"Nice lettucehead!" -Attacker Josephine
"Whoa, with the personal attacks!" -Kook
"We're sassing it up again!" -Gildar
"I like her attitude, though." -Kook

"Thorne is the greatest!" -Thorne
"We are the greatest!" -Ballista
"Thorne!" -Thorne

"The only one who's gonna get that crown is me, you got that?" -Thorne
"You're wrong." -Attacker
"Thorne is never wrong!" -Thorne

"What's wrong with the youth of today? That they can't express themselves through words? You know, when I was pillaging villages in my youth, we had the decency to not just yell at people but to say "Hey, we're pillaging and plundering your village." -Gildar
"Oh yeah? Well I'm going to pillage and plunder your village!" -Attacker Shaun
"That's not how it works! You don't plunder a viking! I do the plundering!" -Gildar

Yeah, I'm obsessed.

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Splatalot: Easter time by akl110998233 reviews
It's Easter time and the defenders are getting ready to celebrate a well known holiday as a family. Includes Jr defender s as they are apart of the family.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz by jbwarner86 reviews
When Taffyta accuses Vanellope of cheating, the plucky president of Sugar Rush sets out to prove that she can still be a great racer even without exploiting her glitch. But after a disastrous accident on the newest track in the game, Vanellope begins to suspect that her rival may have a point after all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
The Potion by Katalo10 reviews
All the Defender's have had enough of Thorne lately. And Thorne decides to do something about it.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Thorne
Crafty Valentines by zenonaa reviews
Valentine's Day fic. "Come on. Who wouldn't want a one-of-a-kind specially made valentine? Pull up a chair and let your creative juices flow like one of Sensei's katas. Girls dig creative guys." Leorai, hints of Don x April that are as subtle as Don
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Tagalong by lsgirl988 reviews
Thorne says the wrong thing and it sets Shaiden off on a heated sadness. My best idea for a splatalot story by far.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shaiden, Thorne - Complete
Wreck the Halls by Prez. Vanellope von Schweetz reviews
Christmas fic. Christmas is sneaking up on Vanellope- and she hasn't enough time to prepare for the biggest party of the year, so, naturally, she calls in everyone's favorite wrecker for some assistance. (Only pairing; Felix/Calhoun)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
I am Human by Pelahnar reviews
AU: Oswin was human the entire time, no matter what the Doctor says, and a lot more happened to her than she remembers. WARNING: Spoilers for the Asylum of the Daleks! Do not read if you haven't seen it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Daleks, Oswin O. - Complete
Hot Cocoa by Prez. Vanellope von Schweetz reviews
In which Vanellope persuades Ralph to make a cup of hot chocolate with her, despite his reluctance- resulting, of course, in disaster. Two-shot. RalphxVanellope BESTFRIENDSHIP.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
Worst Nightmare by Minty Zaki reviews
Ralph is forced to face what he fears more than anything else. His best friend's game is being unplugged and she can't escape. How could this be possible? Movie Spoilers. Description of character death. Based on the image set "Unplugged" by bonehatter of tumblr. Purely friendship, not a shipping.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
TMNT--Finding Donnie's Fear by DisneyBeatleTurtlefan94 reviews
Raph's afraid of bugs: Mikey's afraid of the dark: Leo's afraid of heights...but what's Donnie afraid of? Read to find out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Bad Guy Baking by upperstories reviews
"Baking had turned into something of an ironic hobby for Ralph." Friendship drabble, set after the events of Wreck-It-Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
TMNT--I'm NOT Blushing! by DisneyBeatleTurtlefan94 reviews
All about the turtle in red! And...the redness of the turtle... Might've seen this story under the sub-category "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles": not stealing: different title, same author!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Love Under by GraphicsGirl reviews
Shaiden quite likes Kook, maybe she's even growing to love him. But when Kook's platypus girlfriend turns up, will the ninja have a chance with the kookaburra? And will Kook be able to chose between his girlfriend and his crush?
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kookaburra, Shaiden
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Splat-Shots reviews
This is a series of short stories. The genres and characters will change with each story. So...yeah. Read if you're interested.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Thorne, Ballista, Shaiden, Kookaburra
What's Your Favorite Flavor? reviews
That's what Vanellope wants to know when she takes Ralph to the place she recently discovered.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Splatalot Siblings reviews
A group of one-shots all about Shaiden and Thorne!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Thorne, Shaiden
Gildar and the Warrior Princess reviews
Civil war is raging. Planets are being destroyed. Ninjas are training alchemists to be Jedis. No one is completely safe. And in the midst of it all, a certain hair-flipping viking falls in love with a specific kilted warrior. Great timing, huh?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Gildar, Ballista
Valentine's Day reviews
What happens when Gildar attempts to ask Ballista out on a date? Well...let's just say the result wasn't what the viking was expecting.
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Gildar, Thorne - Complete
Shoved By A Rainbow reviews
Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to be a Viking? Have you ever wondered what it's like to be Gildar, the Golden Viking? If so, then read on!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Gildar
The Heart of a Dragon reviews
It was just supposed to be a quick trip to Scotland. But then all of a sudden, Thorne's became an even bigger threat to the Kingdom of Splatalot than the red, fire-breathing dragon. Now it's Crocness's job to help Thorne control his new "anger issue," or he'll bring the kingdom crashing down.
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thorne, Crocness - Complete
Christmas In Splatalot reviews
The Defenders are getting ready to celebrate Christmas! Follow along as they decorate the castle, hunt for a tree, and much more!
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Little Ninja reviews
What happens when you mix Thorne's Halloween slime, Kook's magic, and the blue ninja together? You get a disastrous result. Will Kook and Thorne be able to fix the issue? Or will Shaiden have to wait a couple years for the problem to resolve itself?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shaiden - Complete
Hunger Games: Splatalot Style reviews
Kook and Shaiden are forced to participate in the Medieval Games, a re-make of the Hunger Games designed by the Camelot Capital. Will they survive the Games and be able to go back home? Rated T for slight "Hunger Games violence."
Splatalot - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Kookaburra, Shaiden - Complete
Splatalot: The Ka-Splat of Doom reviews
Here's another parody. Of KFP2. (The last part of it.) The Defenders must face the gladiators of Smashalot, who have come for the crown. Will the Defenders be able to reign victorious in the end?
Splatalot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Shaiden, Kookaburra - Complete
Gildar's New Look reviews
Gildar looks a bit different, this morning. How will he react when he finds out? And who's behind it? Read if you want to find out!
Splatalot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Gildar - Complete