Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Warriors, Fairy Tail, and Inuyasha.
Update schedule (aka the lack thereof):
Until: The re-write is still under construction, and will be heavily added on to. Re-reading after it's posted will be a must.
Lesson to the Proud: It shall be re-written at some point. Until then, it is on hiatus.
Tears of Flame: Currently stepping away due to writer's block. It will be completely reconstructed with cut characters, new plot lines (with some Ishvalan culture/mythology building!), and a buncha other stuff. Should be fun, when I actually... ya' know... write... it...?
Tabula Rasa: Discontinued.
What you can discern from this is that I have no ability to focus on any one story, as much as I want to. But when I try to force a chapter, I end up looking at a blank page, so there you go.
Also, I have no intention of abandoning any of my stories (excluding Tablula Rasa), so don't freak out if I don't update for a few months. ...Or a year... I swear, I'll get to it eventually!
Stuff about me:
Name: Alexandra None-of-Your-Bloody-Business
Aliases: The Fire Rain Alchemist, Lex Hadesty
Favorite Character of All Time: Cheshire Cat. The one from the original Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Favorite Disney Character of All Time: Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Which is funny, because he doesn't really fit the theme of my other favorite Disney characters, which are all the kind of disgruntled rule-maker types: Cogsworth (Beauty and the Beast), Bagheera (Jungle Book), Archimedes (Sword in the Stone), Zazu (Lion King), Sebastian (Little Mermaid), etc.
Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist (both original and Brotherhood, but Brotherhood especially), Inuyasha, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Ghost Hunt, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Fruits Basket, One Piece, Ao No Exorcist, once in a while Hetalia, but it's more fun listening to my friends talk about it, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan- I keep getting attached to characters ;.;), Psycho Pass (even though the @$$holes killed both my favorite characters in the first season...), Kamigami no Asobi, Kyoukai no Rinne
Favorite Shows: The Mentalist, Castle, Warehouse 13, Eureka, Dragons: Riders of Berk, Firefly, occasionally Bones, Generator Rex, NCIS, NCIS: New Orleans, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sherlock, DOCTOR WHO, Almost Human (which got canceled...), Forever (WHICH ALSO GOT CANCELED), Rick and Morty (surprisingly enough; not usually my kind of show),
Favorite Movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Alice in Wonderland (the Tim Burton one), Hunger Games, Serenity, the Harry Potter movies, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Fullmetal Alchemist: Sacred Star of Milos, The Lorax, Les Miserables (I spent nearly the whole movie crying!), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Monsters Inc., Monsters University, Titanic, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl series, Of Mice and Men, Black Beauty, Percy Jackson series(and the subsequent Heroes of Olympus), TRIALS OF APOLLO (BEST THING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED~), Harry Potter series, Warriors series, Maximum Ride, Daniel X, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking Glass, The Haunting of Sunshine Girl.
Favorite Color: Lilac.
Favorite Food: Sushi. Especially sushi with tuna in it, but I haven't run across any that I don't like yet, so...
Birthday: July 22
Astral Sign: Cancer/Leo. I'm the day it changes, so I'm a Cancer with hints of Leo.
Favorite Bands/Musicians: Skillet, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Breaking Benjamin, He is We, A Fine Frenzy, Secondhand Serenade, Three Days Grace, Daughtry, The Fray.
Things I hate:
-When writers get "wandering" and "wondering" mixed up. THEY ARE 2 DIFFERENT WORDS, PEOPLE.
-Tall, blonde, idiot males who do stupid things like put their hands through a Bunsen burner fire to get attention and try to impress you because you're the only one he can't seem to woo with his so-called "charms"
-Not recognizing flirting and having to be told that's what it was after.
-Yaoi pairings that just aren't plausible. So far, the only one I've found that I like/can stand is Italy x Germany.
-stupid people in general
-people throwing the word 'rape' around like it's no big deal
-people using 'gay' like it's an insult
-large groups of people
-younger boys who think it's a good idea to follow me around
-the fact that I'm too nice to tell above to buzz off
-beginnings; honestly, the joy is in the journey and the set up is so boring to write!
I play World of Warcraft. My favorite class is warlock. My least favorite is either mage or warrior.
I'm my own worst critic.
I have anxiety. It's one of the reasons I have trouble sitting and writing because I worry about what other people think too much.
I am currently a biology major.
I have a real love for languages. I've been taking German classes for six years, have started learning Japanese, and plan to learn Latin in the hopes it'll ease learning French and Italian. My least favorite language is Chinese, not because of how it sounds, but because it's a bitch to learn.
I've only had three crushes on people who weren't fictional and nothing ever came of them because I am shy and awkward.
When reading fanfiction, I generally go for well-written Canon/OC.
Copy and Paste stuff that either made me laugh or was all too true:
If you argue with yourself and LOSE, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you come up with so many fanfictions you can't write em quick enough... Dammit! I just came up with another one!
If you are one of the few teens who does not have or want a My Space/Facebook/Twitter copy and paste this.
If you hate Edward Cullen go kick him to Amestris right now so Edward Elric can whoop his shiny ass. Copy and paste, too.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you are constantly comparing pairings from other animes and mangas, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
Some people are like slinkies. They have absolutely no practical use, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
I didn't hit you! I just high-fived your face!
If you've ever chuckled darkly, copy and paste!
If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. (Me: Exactly! XD)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
I live for the day when a chicken could cross the road without its motives being questioned.
I'm not clumsy! The floors just hate me, tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!
There's nothing to fear but fear itself... and spiders.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
Pairings I support: NaLu, AlMei, ROYAI (so so so much), GrUvia, Jellal/Erza, Romeo/Wendy, Elfman/Evergreen, Naru/Mai, Kyo/Tohru, Rin/Hatsuharu (I love his full name!), Italy/Germany, Eren/Mikasa, Snotlout/Astrid, Yukio/Shiemi
Pairings I dislike/hate/make me want to vomit in varying degrees: Edvy, EdRo, NaLi, Naru/Masako, Tohru/Yuki, Rinx/Sesshomaru, Hiccup/Astrid, Inuyasha/Kikyo,
These are stories I plan on writing eventually.
Story: Diabolik Lovers
Summary: After getting into an all-expenses-paid exchange program that let her finally go to Japan, Japanese-American Chiyo Nagahashi thought her luck couldn't be better... Until she finds out her host family are psychotic vampires with taste for her blood in particular. She can try to escape all she wants, but her fate was sealed even before she opened those wrought-iron gates.
Pairings: A bit of OC/All-the-Sakamakis, but the end result will be Chiyo/Ayato.
Notes: This is a Yui replacer fic. Because as much as I pity Yui and don't blame her for not fighting the brothers... She's just not a very entertaining protagonist. What this fic aims to do is have a strong female character in a really horrible and seemingly hopeless situation that still finds a way to fight, just maybe not physically. After all... the boys' weakness has always been their minds.
Story: Ao No Exorcist / Blue Exorcist
Summary: "Even the smallest of words can be the ones to hurt you, or save you."—First some random woman attacks her in a parking lot, then she starts seeing things, and now she's in a school for exorcists. And weird things happen when she writes things down. Yeah, Akie Ueno's life is going just swell.
Pairing: Rin / OC
Summary: Odette Dytal is a sixteen year old German-American girl. After being pen-pals with the Higurashi twins for years, she finally gets to visit them in Japan. But their plans go awry when a strange woman pushes Odette down the Bone Eater's Well. Instead of ending up on the other side, she finds herself in the middle of the woods. After saving a young girl named Rin, she is more or less forced to travel with her, a kappa with Napoleon complex, a two headed dragon, and an infuriatingly stoic Inu Daiyoukai.
Pairings: OC x Sesshomaru
Notes: It's going to be a spin off of my other Inuyasha fic, Until. But I'm not gonna bother writing it until Rin's had some time with Sesshy.
Story: Soul Eater
Summary: The Soul Eater manga was written to create disbelief in the DWMA's existence. Students who have read any portion are labeled a R.O.S.E, and are avoided like the plague by those who starred in it. Claire Dranoir is a new student, as well as a R.O.S.E. When things from the manga begin happening in real life, will they listen to her?
Pairings: Probably Kid x OC because I am horribly mainstream.
Notes: The summary's bad, but the story'll be great once I get the stupid first chapter to come out right...
Story: Ghost Hunt
Summary: "It started as a simple exchange program. What I didn't expect was that it would turn into a horror movie crossed with a romantic comedy." Angel "Halo" Smith is a budding author fascinated with Japan. Facing a nasty case of writer's block, she finds the perfect plot when she breaks a teenage narcissist's camera. Of course, she didn't realize being an a constant target for ghosts was part of the deal.
Pairings: Naru x OC
Notes: I am a total fan of Naru x Mai, but I've had this idea since I finished the manga, and it just doesn't work with Mai. Halo shares a few traits with Mai, but I think she's unique enough to pass as an OC instead of an OOC Mai.
Story: Guardians of Ga'Hoole
Summary: Being stuck with a group of people who hate you is one thing. I can handle that. But being pulled into my favorite book series along with said people, and being the only one who's actually read the books? Less manageable. Oh, and that book series? It's about freaking owls.
Pairings: Soren x OC
Notes: Not that I have a problem with Soren's mate, but she just sorta showed up outta nowhere.
Story: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Summary: Kyna has always had big dreams. But that's all they ever were- dreams. But one incident may pull her into something far bigger than herself. Or anyone, for that matter.
Pairings: Probably Ed x OC. Maybe hints of Royai.
Notes: I was having a conversation with a friend of mine, and we were discussing who in the FMA cast we'd want to be related to. I think Havoc having a little sister would be AWESOME. And so this concept was born.
Story: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Summary: He took her in, he taught her to fight. He trained her to be a killer. And she's good, no doubt about it. But between the wizened old ninja, the overprotective bodyguard, and the prince himself, she isn't sure she can go through with his plans.
Pairings: Ling x OC x Greed
Notes: I actually have a title for this one, and it makes me laugh. You'll have to wait to find out, though!
Story: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Summary: Christina Lorow is just your average, everyday FMA fan- until she finds herself in Xing. Between a prince's ambitions, his bodyguards' suspicions and a worlds-threatening plot, getting home isn't going to be easy.
Pairings: Ling x OC, mild Greed x OC
Notes: Am I the only one who's noticed the distinct lack of Otherworld!OCs being paired with anyone other than Ed? I mean, sometimes it's Al, but really! It's like, "NO LOVE FOR LING!!" I think I've seen one really good(technically two, because now it's got a sequel) Ling/OC, and that's like, it. I felt that should be remedied.
Story: Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan, whatever you want to call it. Doesn't make it any less awesome)
Summary: I don’t know what possessed me to join the military. Maybe it was the way the soldiers would fly through the air with their 3D maneuver gear. Or maybe it was the helplessness I felt the day Wall Maria was breached. - Kassandra Dircks is a girl with a warm heart in the middle of hell, striving to make a change. But will she change the world, or will it change her?
Pairings: Probably Levi/OC, eventually... Hints of Eren/Mikasa
Notes: I just caught up to this anime and... OH MY GOD IT'S AMAZING. Best part- Levi being my favorite was completely unaffected others' response to him! (Unlike Sesshomaru...) And there shall be Armin! He's just so hug-able! BUT THIS SHOW! I MUST WARP IT! *insert evil laugh here*
EDIT: Geez, that came out a bit more insane than I had intended...
Story: Fullmetal Alchemist
Summary: Come one, come all for the chance of a lifetime! Whether you play or not, you have the chance to win a free trip through The Gate! Truth will pick you at random, and if you can survive in Amestris for six months, you can go home or stay, it's all up to you. But to lose is to die. And once you're dead, there's no coming back. - Multiple OCs... That last for varying amounts of time.
Pairings: Dunno if there will be any.
Notes: In multiple fics, there's the concept of the OC getting into the FMA because Truth is playing a game. But in those fics, they are all the main OCs through the entire fic. But the question is, were they the first? Or were there others that just... lost? This is a darker version of Truth's games, where you never know if the OC you like is going to live or not. They'll all meet a canon character somewhere along the line, it's just vague which ones they meet. Some are fans, some aren't.
Story: How To Train Your Dragon
Summary: Vacation is supposed to be relaxing. You're not supposed to have your tour boat attacked by dragons. You're not supposed to lose your parents and end up on an island with positively medieval vikings.
Pairings: Hiccup/OC, with some Astrid/Snotlout on the side.
Notes: I've had this fic idea for a while now, and only now have all the elements come together to form a real story plot. As for the pairing, Hiccup/Astrid just bothers me. I'm sure I'll rant about it in an author's note somewhere, so I won't type it out now.
Story: Doctor Who
Summary: "If you don't want to have to control a character all the time, then why not use a real person?" -Erin Lillier is the unlucky victim of a dimension-dabbling alien with an obsession with Doctor Who. Warning: May contain aliens, minors, and a madman with a box.
Pairing: At the very least one-sided Doctor/OC. I haven't quite decided if it's reciprocated yet.
Notes: Begins after Martha leaves, and may bleed into 11's run. I haven't decided quite how long Erin's going to stick around.
Story: Doctor Who
Summary: The Weeping Angels have always been just shy of indestructible. But she was made to defeat them. Living but never registered as a living being. Raised human, but never was. This is the story of the Angels' Bane.
Pairing: Dunno yet.
Story: World of Warcraft
Summary: A night elf who hates all things Horde wakes up in the body of a blood elf warlock. A blood elf who can't understand why the Alliance and Horde can't get along wakes up in the body of a night elf priest. Chaos ensues.
Pairing: Dunno yet.
Note: *shrugs* I have nothing profound to say.
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