Author has written 2 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
Hey, what's up? I'm a horrible author who once fooled herself into thinking she could write good fanfiction to express her fondness for the Ace Attorney video game series.
I failed SO MUCH.
I'm fucking horrible, and due to that I deleted almost every story except the truly evil one 'Turnabout Reset' which I consider THE poster fic for HOW I fail. If you read this and think: "oh you're just a little too hard on yourself", I ENCOURAGE YOU to read that story WITH CAUTION and see for yourself how I fail at writing.
I feel like I don't deserve any of your praise and compliments. How can I? I'm such a moron who can barely do grade school math, sits around because I offer nothing to a job or college, and I embarrass both myself and everyone I know personally on a daily basis. I'm just a failure at life all the way around.
I will never deserve anything good said to me in the past. I wish all of you could take back your words in a pretty little box, because I don't deserve anyone saying I could improve or that I was true to the Ace Attorney canon. Because I wasn't. -Holds out an empty jewelry box- Here, pretend that this contains every fuck you gave about me.
God, I don't think I could be any more depressed right now. I'm just at the lowest point to give a public apology, and embarrass myself further. Look, just know that I cry about this topic like I would being regretted by a crush, and I don't even get joy off playing those games anymore.
Yeah, I used to have an epically fun time playing Ace Attorney games. Now? Well, now I can't even turn on my 3DS when I insert one of its games. I know what bad memories will haunt me. And that's nothing out of hating them. I love the series to death. I even love Capcom despite the way they seem to not know when to take a hint when they make a bad move.
All I'm saying without going all the way around the world to do so is: I'm sorry I wrote. I'm sorry I had to assault your eyes non-physically. I'm sorry you had to talk to me in PMs because I ramble like a fucking dork all the time, I'm sorry for everything! I'M. SO. SORRY. I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS THAT ENOUGH! WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IT. . .?!