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Joined 10-11-12, id: 4302388, Profile Updated: 08-27-15
Author has written 11 stories for Team Fortress 2.

//MERCS TAKE FLORIDA CURRENTLY ON HIATUS, APOLOGIES FOR THE INCONVENIENCE//

Make your profile more personal, they said.

PEOPLE WILL ENJOY IT, THEY SAID.

So...hello. I guess I should tell you about myself. By "tell you about myself" I mean tell you what fandoms I am grossly obsessed with, because who wants to hear personal things...?

Weeellll, where do I start? I love video games. Like, LOVE videos games. You name it, I love it. Probably. I also love Youtube. Probably my number one youtube crush who I aspire to marry and have four thousand children with is Mr. Mark Fischbach himself. (Markiplier, in layman's terms.) I tend to be a bit of a Markiplier hipster at times...after all, I've been with him since 400,000 subs. *twirls non-existent mustache*

I've went to Minecon 2013...so that's something cool I did with my life. Best weekend of my entire sixteen years on this earth. I met and hugged nine out of the 14 Mindcrackers who attended, accidentally ran into the back of Pyrao and knocked him down, and got a reluctant hug from SkyDoesMinecraft. Yep. I'm also in one of CaptainSparklez's videos! FUN STUFF, THAT WAS.

I also am a creepypasta enthusiast and a major Marble Hornets snob. If you make a claim to love creepypasta and have not seen every entry of Marble Hornets, get out my face. (I'm totally kidding come back I need friends.)

I'm a pegasister. (braces for hate)

That's about it, really. I'm not that complicated. I'm really nice, actually. Sometimes. You could follow me on twitter, @EAnadell

Pretty much I'm your basic fangirl. When I fangirl too hard I forget what the English language is and it's hard to breath, and sometimes I make these sob-like sounds that concerns my family. This mainly happens when I read "The Less We Are" by The Archimedes Complex. Go read it, it's fan-flippin-tastic.

So yeah! Please stick with me through this ride and I love you all.

POOTIS.

cough* bushmedicine is my OTP *cough* *heart clenches slightly* I know I promote Red Oktoberfest in my stories but *cough* also I intensely lowkey ship Spengie

"Oh good God, MUM! We're not gay! He's just French." --Red Sniper from ChaosandMayhem's "I'll Be Home for the Holidays"

"'I vant to be closen to ze human blood. you know I loven ze bloods. medic. 43. Stuttgart. lover of the human body. in love with Mikhail. viener schnitzel. berlin vall. BMWs. fascism. large Russian people. pretzels. beer. Oktoberfest. autobahn",' medic said germanly, reciting from memory the sidebar of his tumblr blog" --stoned Medic from largedad's "the excellent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys"

"Do I have to like everyone I vork vith?" --Medic from Sanctus Cecidit's "You Need to Get a Head"

"bap yr pasum" --Youtube comment on a video of an old woman massaging an opossum

"I hate you right now. But I love you in the long run." --ThisNameIsStupid to me when I was teasing her about her poor typing skills

" i think sniper likes chubby girls ok can u just imagine this big cute chubby girl giving this skinny lanky gangly austrailian a big hug and him just bein all ‘oh moi god’ and being a huge dweeb in her arms (ฺฺ)" --Anon off of Tumblr (I FULLY AND WHOLE-HEARTEDLY AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT)

"You just have such a powerful personality it's hard to tell what's flirting," --my friend Josh to me after my realization that a guy put me in the friendzone

"I'm so done when people make Medic a POOR LITTLE TINY FRAIL MAN WHO NEEDS A HEAVY are you kidding me have you ever been critted by an ubersaw do you even play this game" --tumblr

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Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,783 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,206 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann - Complete
0031-log by TheBuggiest reviews
Medical unit 0031 is injured, mistrusted by Dell's teammates, and a complete disgrace to his creator Gray Mann. So when he's offered the chance to redeem himself and return to Gray's side instead of hiding in a besieged base, desperately trying to restore the Engineer's body while avoiding the watchful eyes of Miss Pauling, will he take it? Part 4 in the series "Of Metal Men".
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,985 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Engineer, OC - Complete
Dear Journal by ThisNameIsStupid reviews
One of the mercenaries confides in their diary.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015
A Threat Beyond Our Knowledge by SkyminSlash reviews
At a time when the RED's had an unexpected guest, Gray attacked, and was able to easily take control of Mann Co. Now two months later, a plan is finally set in motion to reunite the team, but with the mercenaries scattered across the world, they're going to need some help locating them. The sequel to The New Arrival.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014
Once Upon a Midnight Dream by ThisNameIsStupid reviews
When dreams cross into reality and troubling affects arise from them, how will the RED team handle it?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014
La vie en rose by Zilkenian reviews
I don't know why, in my last moments, this is the song that comes to me. Oh...wait...I know why.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Medic, Scout, Spy, Scout’s Ma
The Less We Are by The Archimedes Complex reviews
Once the war ended they would never have to see one another again. If only it was that simple...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Heavy, Medic
Should Have Known by JustAnotherMadOne reviews
I should have known. His thoughts dragged themselves unwillingly toward that day. Their Spy… The man, the friend, he couldn't save… WARNING: Contains Euthanasia and related ethical discussions, Suicide and terminal illness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Complete
Heavy new year by Fan of the fictions reviews
Heavy has a great fricken new year's resolution.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Heavy
The Darkest Hour by The Archimedes Complex reviews
Following a particularly catastrophic string of losses, The BLU Medic is given an ultimatum by the powers that be: find a way to keep the team alive on the battlefield, or face 'Reassignment'... Easier said than done.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Spy
Unexpected Endings by astrotude reviews
Miss Pauling has an almost free day! She plans to spend some time alone, but a certain someone isn't about to let that happen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2015
A Spook's New Year's Treat by Jlpred reviews
Spy pulls some shenanigans over at the BLU's fort while his team prepares for the New Year's party.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Engineer, Scout, Sniper, Spy - Complete
A Mercenary Christmas by MedicSquid reviews
A devilish remake of, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas,' by Clement Clarke Moore. Have a Merry Christmas everyone!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
An Unexpected Sight by ThisNameIsStupid reviews
Spy finds a fellow lost soul.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Forever War: Drafted by Laridian reviews
COMPLETE. The BLU team tries to rebuild itself in the wake of a freak accident that took the lives of half its members. Meanwhile, the new BLU Medic finds himself in a situation he never expected — namely, he never expected to be a doctor at all. Much thanks to our fabulous beta, ProtoNeoRomantic. German translation help provided by Schmogg. The BLU team are OCs.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - OC, Miss Pauling, Sniper, Medic - Complete
Bloody Red Family by Girl Supersonicboy reviews
Scout's family is not a secret with the men of RED, so what happens when a sudden and mysterious new arrival shows up in 2fort? What secrets does Scout's past hold, how damaging are they, and how will the team adjust to having someone of the opposite gender living with them. What misadventures will unfold? Will flames be formed between people? Only time will tell.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Scout, Sniper, Medic, OC]
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
I Saw That by ArmoredSoul reviews
Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Soldier - Complete
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The Mercs Take Florida reviews
Sequel to the epic adventure The Mercs Take New York, our nine idiots are going out once more to a very different part of the U.S...stay tuned for Airline food, sunburnt Bostonians, and crazed everglade locals. And if you haven't already, read the first one before this one!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015
Scout reviews
All of the mercs have more or less tragic backstories...but Scout is so young. Too young to be caught up in this war. What actions could have led to him being picked up by Redmond? My take on Scout's brief childhood. ONE-SHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Scout, Scout’s Ma - Complete
Uncle Scout's Tales of Respawn reviews
Gather round, children. Uncle Scout's got a few stories to share with you. Written for Legolas Shaft! One-shot! /ALSO VERY IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE./
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Scout - Complete
Even Doctors Get Sick Sometimes reviews
When Medic falls ill with something so trivial even the medigun can't fix it, can Engineer and Heavy keep the team from ripping each other apart? May contain pillow forts, concussed Spies, and gold Jesus. ONE-SHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
Scooty Booty and the Great Ball Dilemma reviews
When Scout gets his ball stuck in a tree, his faithful friends come to the rescue one way or the other. May contain drugged Demoman, acrophobic Medic, and monkey Sniper.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Reunion reviews
It's been ten years since the war ended, and Scout decides instead of spending Thanksgiving with his seven biological brothers...he'd rather spend it with his seven OTHER brothers. May contain adorable children, infuriatingly unofficial Red Oktoberfest, and unmasked Schpee. ONE-SHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Complete
Flügel des Arztes reviews
We're all familiar with the strict, clean-cut doctor...but does anyone really know him? Where does he come from? What hardships has he faced in life? What made him the way he is? I present to you a glimpse into our beloved physician's past.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
The Bet reviews
Spy and Sniper always seem to be at odds over something, but what happens when they try to outdo each other in the area of...willpower? May contain sleepiness, wrench-related cranial injuries, and one very pissed off Scout. ONE-SHOT!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
The Doctor's Dreams reviews
When Medic is having some troubling nightmares, he finally goes to drastic measures to quiet his restless mind. One-shot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Engineer, Medic - Complete
The Mercs Take New York reviews
When the mercs are issued a mandatory vacation to New York...things can only go awry. Grown men try to bond, noses are broken, and hilarity ensues. Written (mostly) from Medic's POV.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Heavy, Medic, Scout, Sniper - Complete
Twas the night before cease-fire reviews
This year for Christmas, Engineer has forced the team to partake in a "secret santa." Who had who? What did they get each other? WARNING: Contains high-levels of intense adorableness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete