Hi there, fanfic fans! (God, that sounds cheesy) I'm Lord Lycaon, but you can call me wolfie (don't)! I found this website a few years back, and eventually decided to add some of my own stories here.

I've read too many horribly done stories on this site, and got tired of it. I want people to start writing good stories, and so, decided to write some of my own. And if anyone has any ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

FYI, flames will be completely ignored. You don't like it, don't read it. Simple as that. Positive reviews and constructive criticism are appreciated, but will most likely suffer the same fate as flames. Sorry about that!

By the way, I'm a guy. And I do prefer women. Preferably loose women. With huge ti... sorry, breasts (titzongas!). Despite that last comment, however, I am not a pervert, unlike a certain white-haired ninja we all know (Jiraiya from Naruto suddenly sneezes). Here's some other stuff about me (if you even care):

Age: 22

Birthday: September 16

Height: around 5'11"

Hair: brown

Eyes: brown/hazel

Hobbies: playing video games, reading, writing (duh)

Favorite animal: wolves, because they kick ass and look good doing it

Favorite games: Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mortal Kombat (TOASTY!), Resident Evil 4, Samurai Warriors 3, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Okami, Skyrim, Mass Effect, Soul Calibur V, Saints Row the Third (the Penetrator... that is all), Portal 2

Games that I hate and/or find overrated: Call of Duty (the Modern Warfare trilogy blows ass), Final Fantasy (FUCK YOU, CLOUD STRIFE), Kingdom Hearts (it's Final Fantasy with Disney characters. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out than play that crap fest).

Favorite anime: Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Rosario Vampire, Fairy Tail (Natsu could kick Sephiroth's ass any day of the week), Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra (Korra kicks ass!), Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (I have no idea if I spelled that right), Sekirei (even though I have very little idea what the hell is going on there)

By the way, I'm a brony. For those of you who don't know, a "brony" is a guy who likes My Little Pony. Before anyone starts hating on me for that, just hear me out. MLP: Friendship is Magic is one of the best shows I've ever seen, with amazing animation and art, fun, quirky characters (Twilight Sparkle is best pony!), hilarious comedy, and oftentimes beautiful storytelling. Also, it's not all just cutesy bulls*t. There are actual villains in the series (I f*king love Discord). They just don't appear that often, mostly only showing up in two-parters, like the series debut, each season opener, and the finale for season 2 (the villains are Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra, in that order). Basically, MLP: FIM is just plain awesome. About 20% cooler than most of the things that are considered "cool" these days.

If you have any vague ideas or challenges for fanfictions for me (please note that I will be making my own OCs), go ahead and PM me, or leave a review on one of my stories stating your idea. Don't be shy! Or I'll sic my pet dragon-winged, fire-breathing werewolf, Fluffy, on you! :D

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Here's something for those of you who like those "repost-this-in-your-profile" things:

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

The profound piece of wisdom above makes sense

You live off of sugar and caffeine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.