Kitsune-Chan 8
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Joined 08-01-03, id: 430327
Author has written 26 stories for Matrix, Harry Potter, and Ring/Ringu.
Hi, my name is: Kitsune-Chan (the 8th, apparently)

Who: Miss. A.T. of UC Irvine (ZOT! Alas, I wasn't a resident of the Middle Earth dorms; yes, an entire dormatory area was LOTR themed :P Am still jelous of 01-02 Mirkwood's Matrix sweaters...)

What: "Kitsune" is Japanese for fox or "Trickster fox" in folklore. Is also a charcater in "Usagi Yojimbo" (Think Kurosawa movies with furry animals... wielding swords!)

How: Got interested after reading "The Fallen" (before it got published) and humor stories here. Have been writing fanfiction since April 2003, making up stories for movies since "Lost in Space" (Dr. Smith has a niece in the future, and she's not very nice; the cat/humanoid aliens, on the other hand, are quite friendly, esp. to Will and Penny. It got really bad when i actually had a dream starring these ppl. in a sequel).

Likes: Humor, good writing, creativity, REVIEWS (they're good for the soul! :P ) Humor lists, picture captions

Dislikes: slash (Harry and Draco can't even stand each other! It's just plain wrong, but it's also just my opinon), poor spelling (ironicelly I cant live withot spellchek), dull/too hyper stories

Favorite obsessions: The Matrix and Harry Potter (Who can resist a good Hero tale?)

Distribution: Permission granted to everyone and anything to copy & distribute my scribblings! =^_^=

Kitsune-Chan's STANDARD APOLOGY: I apologize to everything and everyone I refrence which includes: Movies, books, songs, other fanfictions, trademarked corporate entities... I also would like to apologize to any discrepancies between facts and what I THINK is right (For instance I like to think that the Asian Vamp-in-white is female and that "Agent Jones" sounds like the name of the skinnier Agent in Matrix1).

WHY does this site hate lists?! I LOVE lists! It makes no sense to me! Sorry, just had to get that off my mind... Oh well...

Are YOU addicted to the Matrix? Send an email to find out! UPDATED FOR "REVOLUTIONS" with Spoiler Debunker!

Thank you to everyone who reviews my stories!!

OK OK OK, I get it, no more angsty songfics! -_-;

There are doors I haven't opened
And windows I have yet to look through
Goind forward may not be the answer
Maybe I should go back
Rhythem is the key as we open up the door

-Hive, "Ultrasonic Sound" Matrix 1 (is this an unintentional hint to the sequal?)

The vampire chick-dude finally has a proper name other then "the one short Asian goon who looks and fights like a girl," thanks to Agent Saranath and "Matrix Refugee" (which is now my official term for any Matrix actor in another role): "Tiger" ? ! LOL, i've never seen a character less tiger-like since, well, ever. Okay, so then the person I refer to in *my* stories is "Tiger's" twin sister "Miro" who looks a lot like him, like Phil and Lil from "Rugrats"...

Looking forward to: Howl's Moving Castle, new Ghibli DVDs (I hope!), ROTK:EE (YEA!), HP & the Half-blood Prince, SW: the Return of the Sith (I guess...), Shark Tale, The Incredibles, Sky Capt. & the World of Tomorrow (very Big Guy & Rrusty-licious), Constantine, Hellboy 2 (maybe they'll explain that floating head in a jar guy/thing?), Spiderman 3, Mulan 2 (just kidding!)

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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf in Middle Earth by technetium reviews
Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Saruman, Grima W.
Order of the Phoenix The Musical by Indigo Ziona reviews
PG because your parents will have heard of the songs! I revamp some classic rock and disco hits as well as the occasional Disney song for the musical version of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
St Mungo's by Luminous Marble reviews
St. Mungo's: a bustling hospital where one can see it all. Working there? Even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,884 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Unplugged and Dangerous by heavens to bikini kill reviews
Whuuut? A sequel to "Of Mutilated Cars and Albino Twins"? Who'dve thunk it? Tyler is (gasp!) unplugged. I feel sorry for Zion. And the Matrix.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Of Mutilated Cars and Albino Twins by heavens to bikini kill reviews
Remember the twins chase during Reloaded, and that car that had its back nearly torn off? Who was the driver, and how angry was he with the twins? (rating for language) now complete. finally.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Twins - Complete
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Double Demons by Hazana reviews
The sequel to demon enfant is finally here! The merovingian's twin girls cause Jeuneun to have horrible nighmares. He has to stop them before the dreams become reality and it is too late. I suggest you read Demon Enfant first. FINALLY COMPLETED.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Merovingian, Persephone - Complete
Virus Hunter by Agent-Saraneth reviews
Known as a necessary evil, the Virus Hunter has a new target...Smith. When a freedom fighter has a chance encounter with an adorable stray, she has no idea that she will be caught in the middle of a duel between Smith and the Virus Hunter. Completed!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Smith, A. - Complete
Just Desserts by PadawanMage reviews
What happens when Percy is sent by Cornelius Fudge to owl the Daily Prophet in Order of the Phoenix and he bumps into a certain pair of brothers who'd like a word with him (Alternate Universe)?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2003 - George W., Percy W.
Magic Kingdom by Eyana reviews
The Twins agree that Walt Disney had a very sadistic sense of humor. Sequel (if you want to call it that) to “Patience.” Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Xavier Fanfiction Institute by Michelle Solo reviews
Chapter Edit and Author's Note Only! XFI, a Fanfiction University for the mutant world, is now open for instruction. The marvelous mutants (both good and bad) will teach writers the proper way of mutant fanfiction... or go insane trying.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
Fallen by Sariel 001 reviews
Before Neo and Morpheus, Smith is on the hunt for the Zion mainframe codes and when he finds the captain of the ship Halo, he thinks they will finally get what they are after, but all does not end well, he finds the captain's 10 year old daughter.Complete
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Smith, A.
Démon enfant by Hazana reviews
Merovingian creates a program that he intends to treat as his son. Persephone is sure the thing is a demon and the twins want to kill it. Hell breaks loose. FINISHED
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Merovingian, Persephone
Patience by Eyana reviews
The Merovingian has a little "test" in store for the Twins. Humor. Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Lord Thingy by Icka M. Chif reviews
*slight spoilers for book 5* Lord Thingy? Really, couldn't have Fudge thought up a better name?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Voldemort
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Real Smith Matrix by DarkSlayer84 reviews
Of all the songs Smith could have taken for his own, this was the One. WARNING: Reloaded spoilers, though you'll be reading between the lines. Rated for language.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Smith, A. - Complete
Neither Do I by Clarenova reviews
Twinfic. Non-slash (I think. My brain is fuddled.) The Twins as they go rogue and bereft themselves of purpose. Through one Twin's POV.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Luna in the Sky with Diamonds reviews
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by the Beatles, Potterfied. Only my third HP songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Luna L.
Twas the Night Before MatriXmas reviews
Neo narrates the beginning of a rather odd version of Twas The Night. Yes, it's January, but just think of it as being extraordinarily early! NOW: A strange intruder in the Chateau.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004
Agent Weaver
Just a little story I wrote during the summer while thinking about the movie Holes and its time warping narrative. Better summery inside, constructive critizism is most welcome.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Published: 12/30/2003
Twas A Dark and Stormy Night reviews
Holly was enjoying a break from her studies when she heard a knock at the door and movement upstairs. What now? She thought...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2003
Retroactive Virus reviews
Or, The Complete That 70s Virus Story. When an inexplicable virus sends the City back to the 70s, it's only the start of some seriously strange escapades. With special cameo by Smith Clone No. 57, The Crazy One.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Niobe, Merovingian - Complete
The Therapy Session reviews
The Merovingian goes to therapy, but can he trust his doctor? NOW: A vain attempt at group therapy.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Merovingian
Got Some Teeth, a Quidditch Song reviews
Based on Got Some Teeth by Obie Trice. A rainy quidditch match is the source for many a fun and Slytherin-insulting verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cleaning out my Closets reviews
Persephone vents some rage. I don't know if this could be called an actual spoiler, but if the Spoiler is true...
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Persephone, Merovingian
Doppelganger reviews
A businessman briefly meets his double, who just happens to be a certain Agent.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Smith, A.
7 Days reviews
The Ring or Ringu songfic. A short little songfic based on 7 Days by Craig David.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2003
A Bestiary of Exiles Vol 2 reviews
More strange, inhuman inhabitants of the Matrix such as Mermaids and Giants, with a few Japanese creatures and some crypto-critters too.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003
Better Then This Green World reviews
A little songfic from the POV of The One at the end of The Matrix or at some point during Reloaded.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Neo
A Bestiary of Exiles reviews
A handy guide to the known rogue programs of the Matrix: Vampires, Werewolves, Aliens, Angels, and Ghosts.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2003
Potions 101 reviews
Yay, my first Harry Potter songfic! Some Griffindors sing an ode to their (least) favorite class and teacher
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Harry P.
The Smith Army Spotters reviews
The Smith Army Spotters Guide, repackaged as a conversation between two friends who are also origenal characters. Slightly Alternative Universe, more details inside.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/13/2003
A Day in the Life of a Goon er I Mean Bodyguard reviews
24 hours and 1 minute in the life of the Vamp-in-White, Persephone's personal bodyguardconfidantenabler who is female in Kitsune-Chan's universe.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Persephone
Reloaded Rhapsody reviews
The unintentional sequel to Matrixican Pie. Neo's view of the events of Reloaded by way of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Neo
Matrixican Pie or Neo's Saga Begins reviews
Neo's view of the events of The Matrix by way of the song American Pie. Please don't flame about the details!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Neo, Smith, A.
The Girl All the Bad Guys Want reviews
Neo and the Cops/Agents wax punk-sotic about everyone's favorite hacker with an Uzi, Trinity
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Neo, Trinity
O Death
"O Death" from "O Brother where are thou" with Smith as Death and Bane as the Dying Man
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Smith, A.
Paint it Black
As it says in Survayed Questions, Smith likes the Rolling Stones, especially this song. Version 1 is for the Movie, v.2 is based on The Fallen by Sin Lhuin.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Smith, A.
Twintry Grammar reviews
Country Grammer by Nelly, as interpreted by The Twins...
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Twins
The Reigion 13, Northwest Quadrant Project reviews
Please Read and Review, this was my first attempt at humor. Switch, Apoc, and the Vamp-in-White film a spoof of The Blair Witch Project with some dubious help from a few Agents...
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Switch, Apoc
Skyfox reviews
The Freeway Chase, from the POV of an airborne reporter and one very confused anchorman back at the studio. The story came to me after watching a live police persuit on TV... Rated for implied language and violence.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/3/2003
Surveyed Questions and Interesting Answers reviews
Reformatted for your reading pleasure! Some Matrix characters answer a short survay, with other characters adding in their two cents.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Zion Stockade Tango reviews
A Matriculated version of The Cell Block Tango from Chicago
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2003