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Joined 10-12-12, id: 4303386, Profile Updated: 02-17-13
Author has written 28 stories for Wicked Lovely, Harry Potter, Glee, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Teen Wolf, and Queer as Folk.

Being lazy, I'm writing a general disclaimer to all my fanficton here. Sadly, I do not own the characters (except my original characters, naturally) I do own the plot. I also own a surprising amount of teacups.

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An Imperial Christmas by the eternal feminine reviews
Darth Vader loves Christmas. But the Emperor doesn't. What happens when Vader gets invited to the Rebellion Christmas party? Rated T for things that could happen later.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
For Captain & Cardiff by blackhemlock reviews
"At midnight, a nationwide security alert was sent out… Torchwood London, demands all agencies' cooperation in issuing an arrest warrant for Ianto Merric Jones, 24, of Cardiff." Torchwood Three's Archivist has gone rogue. But, he does have a ve
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,147 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J. - Complete
The War at Home by Nancy Brown reviews
Jack and Ianto are having a spat. Gwen is going to kill them both.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Death of Hogwarts by Zephyras reviews
Harry Potter was walking down the hall to go to his next class. Suddenly he heard an evil laugh. Harry, being the smart and brave person he was, investigated the rude disturbance. He gasped as he saw Voldemort standing on a toilet. CRACK. First fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
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Give 'em the 'ol Razzle Dazzle reviews
"I'll distract him while-" Derek began and Stiles almost felt nostalgic. "Dude, no. We're stealing a safe. While I am flattered you think I'm able to lift a 200 pound safe and smoothly sneak out, I'm afraid my muscles are not quite up to the task of being more than eye candy in this case."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Stiles, Derek H., Deputy J. Parrish - Complete
To me, you are perfect reviews
As you wish." Stiles repeated, sauntering off, leaving Derek glaring at his back in confusion. "If you think it's a bad idea, just tell me," he called, still frowning. "It's a great idea, Buttercup!"
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Kittens and Butterflies reviews
"You're judging a cat by it's cover," Derek raised a finger at him. "Grumpy cat was born that way, and sure he looks mean and grumpy and glares a lot but he could be the nicest cat in the world, you don't know that." Sequel to "Puppies and Wolfies." Derek and Isaac accidentally inhales the mysterious powder.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Scott M., Stiles, Derek H., Isaac - Complete
Timey Wimey Stuff reviews
"If the danger isn't imminent…?" Jack made it into a question to which the Doctor shook his head. "Really? Huh." He looked surprised. "Why do you always assume mortal danger when I drop by for a visit?" Or the time Ianto disappeared, a paradox was created, the Doctor got tricked, Jack met Jack and River fed Myfanwy a fez. Then things get complicated.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Puppies and Wolfies reviews
Based on the prompt: Stiles hits his head and starts acting weird calling the pack "fluffy puppies" and decides to cuddle with Derek. "Are you sad? You look sad," Stiles said, petting a gaping Derek's hair. "I'll sing for you so you'll feel better, okay?"
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Scott M., Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Stiles on a plane reviews
Stiles and Derek goes on vacation together. This means a thirteen hour flight and Derek won't even let Stiles have the window seat.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Fools-verse one shots reviews
This work contains one-shots from the 'fools-series' (Everybody's fool, Let's play pretend and Going under). I'll be taking prompts (see AN 'going under') and post them here. Each chapter can be read separately and will have its own warnings. To send me prompts, leave a review or visit my tumblr dorianbeingawesome.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Talking to Tish reviews
Jack invites Ianto and Gwen to London to meet Martha's family. Tish takes an interest in our favourite coffee-boy and Jack realizes it's time to stop taking Ianto for granted. Or. How did Jack and Ianto's relationship change so much between 'Exit Wounds' and CoE? Set sometime after "The Stolen Earth."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Doctor Crouch reviews
"I'm not him," the Doctor insisted once more. "And no matter what he-we look like I can assure you, there's only one of me. I've counted," he said desperately. - Or the fic where the Doctor gets mistaken for notorious Death Eater Barty Crouch Jr, interrogated by auror Potter and- spoilers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Toffee-Coffee reviews
Every Sunday they had 'sinful coffee', real cream and a hint of caramel, because they bloody well deserved it. Tosh/Ianto friendship!fic. Also Janto (rated M because of the warnings but nothing explicit. If you have any triggers please read the warnings before reading the fic)
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Ianto J., Toshiko S./Tosh, Jack H. - Complete
Everybody loves the archives reviews
Ianto makes up songs when he's down in the archives. The team tries to catch him in the act. Oh, and Gwen's being cheeky.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Cake or death -- or It's the thought that counts reviews
It's Gwen's birthday, Jack and Ianto decides to surprise her by making a cake. Set after Season 2. Written for Caroline, since it's her birthday and all.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ianto J., Jack H., Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Before 7am reviews
Ianto is not a morning person. Jack is. "Rise and shine!" Jack was practically bouncing. Ugnh. "Bastard," Ianto whimpered, hiding his head under a pillow when Jack turned the lights on. It wasn't natural, being this bloody happy before 7 am. From now on, he's on decaf.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Going under reviews
They have rules. After almost four years together they are firmly established. To the rest of the world they are friends, because honestly, trying to deny that wouldn't fool anyone. Besides, Sebastian absolutely refuses to be introduced as anything less. (Sequel to Everybody's fool and Let's play pretend)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,120 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Battle of the Cupcake reviews
Ianto chanced a look behind him, then started to run. "Leave my cupcake alone!" he yelled over his shoulder. "Sharing is caring!" Jack insisted, running after him.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Proper Easter eggs
"I suspect he's upset because we're not making proper easter eggs." Yep, it's more Janto-fluff
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Casual Friday reviews
Ianto tries out the concept of 'Casual Friday'. This fic contains lots of fluffiness and small ducks.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I knew you had to be alien You're out of this world reviews
Time for another epic meeting: Sebastian Smythe meets captain Jack Harkness. "You coming?" "Again? I may be a teenager but even I have limits." Sebastian smirked, bending over to pick his shirt up from the floor. Jack snorted. "It's like meeting myself." "It's fantastic." based on this post:
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jack H., Rose T., Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Accidents happen reviews
Hunter is at home visiting his friends in Colorado Springs. When the subject of his love life is brought up they're in for a surprise. "I sort off accidentally wound up in a relationship with my roommate."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Roller coaster ride reviews
"I'm sorry Blaine, darling, but you haven't grown anything since yesterday." "It's not fair," ten year old Blaine complained to his mother. "Life's not fair," his friend Sebastian told him, smirking as he corrected his glasses. Sebastian was a whole six inches taller than Blaine. Six! (Or Seblaine goes to a theme park and Sebastian secretly doesn't like heights Kid!Seblaine)
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sebastian S., Blaine A. - Complete
Good Morning reviews
"Fuck!" Hunter practically flew out of bed. "T'm'z'it?" Sebastian said into the pillow, not moving. "We overslept, that's what time it is," Hunter snapped, jerking the covers off a displeased Sebastian and mr Puss. "Cold," Sebastian whimpered, curling up in a foetal position, while the cat gave Hunter a death glare he ignored.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Pride reviews
Debbie Novotny meets Molly Weasley. Nuff said.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Molly W., Debbie N. - Complete
Let's play pretend reviews
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Sebastian suppressed the urge to bitch-slap Hunter across the face for two reasons. One, he was not a queen and two, he was so over him. (Sequel to "Everybody's fool")
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
Everybody's fool reviews
Squinting behind his sunglasses, Sebastian shuffled his way to choir-practise. He was so incredibly hungover he might actually snap and kill Hunter today. Bet any of the Warblers would volunteer as alibi. (Songfic! Based on Evanescence's "Everybody's fool". If you haven't heard it, you've probably been living under a rock)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Hunter C., Sebastian S. - Complete
The first times reviews
So, this is my rather - very - late contribution to Huntbastian-week. As I somehow managed to miss it, I'll do my best to catch up. Prompt: "first time, first date, first kiss, first anything". "The first time Sebastian kissed Hunter was to freak him out. This he accomplished. The captain spluttered and ran off, even forgetting his precious cat."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Shoes and hostages reviews
When two strong wills want to have their say, things sometimes get out of hand. Set sometime before episode 7/4 (Rated M for language) Entering their choir room, the Warblers were greeted by the sight of their current and former leader standing on opposite sides of the room. Hunter's arm was poised, ready to throw the shoe in his hand at Sebastian who was using Mr Puss as a shield.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
The perks of being an eavesdropper reviews
Kurt and Rachel "accidentally" overhears a conversation. Sebastian invites himself, Rose is bossy, Scorpius has a secret and Al is completely clueless..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Scorpius M., Kurt H. - Complete
The picture - or just blame everything on Irial
Niall is feeling nostalgic. Irial can't mind his own business. This summary is awesome
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Irial, Niall - Complete