Author has written 21 stories for Balto, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Born: Auburn, WA (Like any of you know where that is)
Favorite Music:Whatever's on Mostly country though (and Eminem)
Favorite Movies: Balto(all three), Bolt, Alpha and Omega, All Dogs Go To Heaven (Both movies), Kung Fu Panda, and werewolf movies(not those lame bullshit ones, but real legit movies).
Name: Erik. You can find me on LinkedIn. (My teacher made me create an account. It was for a grade.)
Age: I am 18. XD Or am I? No seriously, I am. I'm kidding :D. Or am I? No I'm kidding. Actually, I am 18. Or am I? I'm going to stop so no one goes mad and tries to axe murder me.
Gender: Male (No f* way!)
Favorite things: I love hunting, fishing, football, watching movies, and hiking. (And figuring out where everyone lives. *Creepy*) Just kidding, why would I waste my time with something trivial?
Motto: No matter what you do in life, give it your all. (My dad told me that in 2008. In 2009, he...he passed away. I was 15 at the time)
Misc: I'm Swedish, French Canadian, Polish, German, and Irish. I love to watch movies and type my story at the same time. I have two dogs, four cats, two fish, and four chickens. I am learning German, Polish, and Spanish. I love to learn about history. My favorite games are Company of Heroes, Generals, and Red Alert 2. Those games inspired me to write the story United Nations Dog Military. Long hours of playing can make you imagine some weird stuff. Example, "There goes Balto driving a halftrack" or "Charlie, kill them". I've visited FanFiction since I was 9. I love visiting FanFiction and reading everyone's stories. My favorite stories are the ones that you can either connect to or one's that I couldn't imagine. Bad stories are one's that either make no sense or are complete s*. For example, stories that are awkward for you to read. It could be a great story, but if you think it's awkward, you'll believe it's total crap. That's why you have to look up the summary before reading.
I do have to say something that I believe is highly important. The stories I have written have curse words and they seem pretty dark. Well, ignore the content and try to find the hidden meanings I've put in there. In the UNDM, the hidden meaning is: No matter how far down the dark path you have gone, you can always be pulled out by someone who cares about you. Competition: War, death, and violence only seem to follow you if you bring it upon yourself. Invasion: Even in your darkest moments, you can make the one decision that can stop everything. Eden and Nod: Even if you give up and all seems hopeless, fight for what you want, even when you have little chance of winning. Hope: When hope seems to be the one thing that no one has, a small event can make a hero out of everyone. These are the hidden meanings of my stories. I hope some of the readers have already found them. If not, here's the cheat list.
I started to write stories to get my mind off of the crap I've gone through. Most people don't know what I've been through and they try to be empathetic towards me. That's when I realized that I don't want to be hurt anymore by Life. So I built a wall around my heart and in front of the wall are about seven smokescreens that react differently to certain things. But as soon as I started to write stories, I began to get rid of my smokescreens. Now, I only have the wall. But, I can't break it alone. That is why I came back to God and started to devote my life to him. He'll help me break down the wall around my heart. And before anyone asks, I never attempted suicide, but I have thought about it. And just thinking about it made me feel weak and selfish.
I don't want anyone to think that suicide is the only choice. When you feel alone in the world, just remember that God is always with you. And if you don't believe in God, he's still with you. God loves all of us. That's why he calls us his children. Children sometimes are a little defiant. So no matter what, God is with you to the end. That is why I am a Christian and I'm proud to be one.
Genres I do: I tend to do Hurt/Comfort and Suspense. My first four stories are more focused on war (which I know about. I watched as the Twin Towers fell and I grew up with the war in Iraq). You can expect the rest of my stories to have some sort of war-type content going on.
Viktor- A brown German sheperd wtih a black spot on his left eye and black ears. Has brown eyes. Has a somewhat uncaring nature.
Jakob-A black German sheperd with a brown spot on his right eye and brown ears. Has black eyes. Has a more caring nature.
Alice- A white German shorthaired pointer with black spots on her sides and her whole head is brown. Has a gentle nature.
Daniel- A Golden Retriever with a gentle nature. Is blonde(Duh!) and has blue eyes. Is in love with Alice.
Juan- A chocalate lab with silver eyes. Was born in Puerto Rico, but came to America with his owner who was in the police force. He is now a police dog and lives in Nome (Or wherever I want him to live.)
Kyle- A brownish black wolf/dog hybrid with blue eyes. He has a more loyal nature and will defend anyone(even people he doesn't like) if they are in trouble. Looks just like Balto except with a more black tint in his fur. Gets along great with Alex.
Alex- A grey wolf/dog hybrid with silver eyes. Tends to look at the world with an optimistic view. Is friends with Kyle.
Hunter- A wolf/dog hybrid with grey/blue eyes. Looks like Alex and has the same views as well. He tends to defend those who are willing to defend him. Is best friends with Kyle.
Neil- A brown rottweiler with brown eyes. Tends to take charge when the "hybrids" are around. He is friends with Daniel.
Cole- A brown and black Great Dane with green eyes. Is second in command to Neil. Doesn't tolerate bullshit.
Ryan- The brother of Hunter. Has blue eyes. Tends to let his mouth get the better of him.
Sarah- A white and brown English border collie. Loves to seduce the boys for fun. Hates it when they ignore her.
Niklos- A white and grey wolf. Used to live in Russia, but managed to get across to North America. Has blue eyes and is an alpha.
Jake, Seth, Nick, and any others I find will have random descriptions and stuff. Yeah...
Anyone is allowed to use my characters as long as they PM me first. Or if I let you (Random word of the day. Florida!)
R.I.P. to that girl you called a slut today in class. She committed suicide, and she was a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the hall, she was raped. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That person you pushed down the other day, is already being abused at home. The one you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't. (Mojothemegawolf. He has great stories and I think people should read his stories. And I think people should join FanFiction to read stories)
RULES YOU MUST FOLLOW...
1) They are brothers, nothing else
Well, good for them!
2) They must always live with Dave.
F* that! I'll make them live with my OC Alex. Alex: Why?!
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
No way! I thought they would end up with some dirty prostitute who works near Ihop.
4) They cannot die.
Prove IT! Alex Shoot them!(Alex shakes head) Guess they can't. Alex: Sometimes I worry about you.
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/mystical zone has to be the same color as their signature colors.
Well, I could have told you that. Alvin shooting blue rays. Weird. Alex: Wouldn't it be purple cause he's red and blue rays...
6) They can't die.
Alex I say shoot them! (Alex shakes head again) Damn it Alex! Alex: Why do you want them to die?
7) They can't be severely injured.
Well, Alex won't help so I'll...nevermind. Alex: You sadist!
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
No! Alex, kill them all! And use Iraq to destroy them as well! Alex: What?
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Ok. Alex what do you think? Alex: Who is Miss Miller?
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
There's a catch isn't there? Alex: Read 11.
11) They can't be in horror stories.
Then why is rule 10 there? Alex: It's their loophole on creating rules.
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
Damn! Alex: No one says damn any more. (Trips over fallen stool) God Damn it!
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
Finally, something I agree with. Alex: I don't. Hey, we should put them in a Balto story! :D
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
Alex sing an Eminem song. Alex: I don't sing.
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Alex, if I pay Ross 100 dollars a week, you have to break into where ever he lives and steal all his money! Alex: Like he would know where you live.
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
Alex burn them! Alex: I'm not some arsonist. You do it.
Anyway read this if you believe evolution is wrong and read it if you agree with evolution.
I recently found out that evolution is and I quote, "Evolution means the weak feed the strong, the best species will wipe out the weaker ones, and there is no right and wrong. Everything that happens in a society constantly will be accepted in society, thus making it normal." Basically, what that means is that whatever good and evil happens in a society is ultimately right and not illegal. So a question to you evolution believers; why are murder, rape, stealing, and abuse not accepted in society? As soon as you figure that out, another question for you; Creation only has one theory; God created the Earth and everything that lives on the Earth and all the plants and everything like rocks, water, air, nitrogen, etc. Evolution has multiple theories; Fish theory where humanity came from fish, Ape theory where humanity came from monkeys, reptile theory where humanity came from reptiles. The question is; If Evolution has multiple theories, doesn't that mean that it's wrong?
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWS
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate."
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like . . . these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
6. A penny saved is worthless.
7. They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.
8. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
11. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
12. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
13. There apparently exists, somewhere in Los Angeles, a computer that generates concepts for television sitcoms. When TV executives need a new concept, they turn on this computer; after sorting through millions of possible plot premises, it spits out, "THREE QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT," and the executives turn this concept into a show. The next time they need an idea, the computer spits out, "SIX QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." Then the next time, it spits out, "FOUR QUIRKY BUT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG PEOPLE LIVING IN AN APARTMENT." And so on. We need to locate this computer and destroy it with hammers.
14. Nobody is normal.
15. At least once per year, some group of scientists will become very excited and announce that: * The universe is even bigger than they thought! * There are even more subatomic particles than they thought! * Whatever they announced last year about global warming is wrong.
16. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
18. The value of advertising is that it tells you the exact opposite of what the advertiser actually thinks. For example: * If the advertisement says "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," the advertiser is desperately concerned that this Oldsmobile, like all other Oldsmobiles, appeals primarily to old farts like your father. * If Coke and Pepsi spend billions of dollars to convince you that there are significant differences between these two products, both companies realize that Pepsi and Coke are virtually identical. * If the advertisement strongly suggests that Nike shoes enable athletes to perform amazing feats, Nike wants you to disregard the fact that shoe brand is unrelated to athletic ability. * If Budweiser runs an elaborate advertising campaign stressing the critical importance of a beer's "born-on" date, Budweiser knows this factor has virtually nothing to do with how good a beer tastes.
19. If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
20. You should not confuse your career with your life.
21. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
22. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
23. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
24. Your friends love you anyway.
25. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The Psychiatric Hotline
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
And currently, one of my friends/bros told me to watch MLP. So far, it's alright.
And one more thing; December 20 and June 18 are the days when I'll be taking a break from my stories and will not be taking any messages from anyone. If you want to know why, PM me and I'll let you know. Only if you want to hear my dark, sad tale.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, persay, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (well, I am now)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Can't hear myself think)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (As if my ancestors enslaved black people. Well f* them)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (They're not made correctly)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (LOL)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (Only on Tuesdays)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Only if people are asking me about annoying things like "do you do drugs")
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (It looks so life like XD)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?