Call Brandybuck
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Joined 10-12-12, id: 4304087, Profile Updated: 01-30-14
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

A Brief Backround Summary of Yours Truly
My name is Calloniel Saerwen Brandybuck (yes, I know that is a mouthful) but I prefer Calloniel or just Call, as my pen name states. I only allow one other to call me Calli, and her name is Ari, my best friend and "sister". I think of myself as a hobbit, due to the fact that I love food, merrymaking, and am quite short. (Yes, I am obsessed with Lord of the Rings, as you can obviously tell) I love writing, reading, and daydreaming in my imaginary worlds I dream up.

Profile Image Description
My current image is of a wand ejecting the animals symbolizing the four houses of Hogwarts: the snake for Slytherin, the lion for Gryffindor, the raven for Ravenclaw, and the badger for Hufflepuff (my house! :D)

Current Favourites- Characters
Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Eowyn, and Aragorn (Lord of the Rings); Hermoine Granger (Harry Potter); Prince Wendell and Wolf (Tenth Kingdom); Ezra P. Standish and Buck Wilmington (The Magnificent Seven); Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster (Psych, which is a TV show, not a movie); Han Solo (Star Wars); Indiana Jones and Henry Jones Sr. (Indiana Jones); Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Leo Valdez (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus); Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin, Belle, Captain Hook, and Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time, which is also a TV show).

Current Favourites- Places/Time Periods
Middle Earth, Hogwarts, Greece, Italy, Camp Half-Blood.

Current Favourites- Original Characters that I have created
Marie and Ari. Eris, Bri, Travis, Onyx, Hunter, Maeve, and Rachael. Aura, Emma, Meles, Violet, Myna, and Kat.

Random Facts that you may want to know about Call
I am full of random ideas and love humorous stories, especially parodies. I am willing to review for any story, as long as I know a bit about the topic (ex. I will not understand a fanfiction about Maximum Ride, seeing as I have never read the books, so don't ask me to write a review, please.). I have a short temper and if you decide that it is funny to tick me off, you had better hope that I have mercy on you. On the other hand, if you are kind and appreciate my works and write reviews of encouragement to me, I shall reward you with great reviews and recognitions in my stories (yes, I do that). I know some Elvish and would be happy to learn more if any of you lovely folk know this language like the back of your hand.

Well, if you are still reading this, you have to be either:
a) as random and fun as me (not trying to sound conceited here)
b) a true lover of Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc. who is pleased to meet another fan like yourself
c) genuinely interested in everything I just wrote in the paragraphs above, or
d) all of the above choices and/or something completely different from what I described.
Whoever you happen to be, I am pleased that you have read this far. I hope to read your reviews and get a chance to talk to you soon.

Le melon, hebo estel, mellon nin! (I love you, have hope, my friend!)


Details About My Stories So Far
I have written and published only one story here so far, called Everlasting. It is basically about two girls coming to Middle Earth during the time of the War of the Ring. I promise you this story will never be like the ones you have read so far (girl falls for character, he falls for her, they save the day, yada yada, happily ever after). This one is dedicated my best friend, and "sister" named Ari, who is truly an amazing person. She is based off of Ari and I am based off of Marie, so the OC's are meant to be realistic. If you find the story too angsty or dark, I am sorry. I cannot promise that it will not be. The characters are meant to be angsty, sorry, so I can't change much of them or I would not be staying true to Ari and I.

Coming Soon! (Not in this particular order, and NOTE: all of the below are set in the fanfiction section of Lord of the Rings)

Luin Undomiel: Eris is a lonely fangirl. Bri is a mischievious troublemaker. Hunter is a bitter young man. Travis is a shy bookworm. Onyx is a superstitious being. Maeve is a cheerful young lady. They six have never met, ever, and have nothing in common--Besides the fact that they all are about to become responsible for the doom of humanity.

The Otherworlders: The year is 2003. The day is December 19. Six teenage girls are exiting a movie theater in New Hampshire when they wish that they could be apart of Lord of the Rings (they just saw the last movie). When they wake, they are in a bar filled with small men. The year is 1417. The day is September 23. The world is Middle Earth. {NOTE: Was originally written on and is only being minorly changed here. The sequel to this may or may not be added on here too.}

Character Pictures-

Saerwen Freeburrow (aka Marie):
Ardhoniel Freeburrow (aka Ari):

Luin Undomiel
Eliana Greensburg (aka Eris):
Celebriana Josephs (aka Bri):
Hunter Abernethy:
Travis Poole:
Aleksander Rendell (aka Onyx):
Maeve Robertson:
Rachael Greensburg:
Umber Engelmann:
Mr. Greensburg:
Mrs. Greensburg:

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,
To help destroy Isildur's Bane,
To soar high upon a dragon's back,
To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,
To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,
To fight in battles until evil's no more.
All this I wish to do and see,
If I could just escape reality.

- Maethorelen

Awesome Movie Quotes

"They have a cave-troll."

Boromir The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring)

"Why don't we have a game of riddles and if I win, you show me the way out of here?"

"And if he loses? What then? Well if he loses precious then we eats it! If Baggins loses we eats it whole!"

"Fair enough."

Bilbo Baggins and Gollum (The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey)

"Nobody tosses a Dwarf."

Gimli (The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring)

"My lady, you are fair and brave and have much to live for, and many who love you. I know it is too late to turn aside. I know there is not much point now in hoping. If I were a knight of Rohan, capable of great deeds. But I’m not. I’m a Hobbit. And I know I can’t save Middle-Earth. I just want to help my friends. Frodo. Sam. Pippin. More than anything, I wish I could see them again."

Merry (The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)

stabs an Orc

"That’s for Frodo!"

stabs another

"And for the Shire!"

stabs yet another

"And that’s for my old Gaffer!"

Sam (The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)

"We either live happily ever after or we get killed by horrible curses."

Wolf (The 10th Kingdom)

"Virginia, please forgive me! I-I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my-my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!"

"That sounds familiar."

Wolf and Virginia (The 10th Kingdom)

"Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?"

"We don't have balls."

"I honestly have no response to that."

Shawn Spencer and Carlton Lassiter (Psych)

"Well, suh, I abhor gambling and as such leave nothing to chance."

Ezra Standish (The Magnificent Seven)

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you gentlemen occasionally lack the essential skills of tact and diplomacy."

Ezra Standish (The Magnificent Seven)

"Mr. Larabee, might I assume you've come to take me with you?"

Oh, I couldn't do that."

May I ask why?"

You broke the law. You've been a bad boy."

Ezra Standish and Chris Larabee (The Magnificent Seven)

"Raised me? Did you say raised me? Come now, mother. You didn't raise me as well as a... as a stray cat raises a litter. You dumped me remember? At every aunt and uncle's home you could find. Unless you needed me... for a con."

Ezra Standish (The Magnificent Seven)

"Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!"

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out!"

Leo Valdez (The Son of Neptune)

"We're staying together. You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Percy Jackson (The Mark of Athena)

"With great power...comes great need to take a nap."

Nico di Angelo (The Last Olympian)

"Suck it!"

Burton Guster 'Gus' (Psych)

"Are you asking me for dating advice?"

David Nolan/Prince Charming (Once Upon a Time)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (When else would I use it?).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (That makes no sense.)

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Uh, no, use it like toothpaste. *eye roll*)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Nah, eat it frozen.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A bit late for that...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...really?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (If you actually do this, you must not read this unnecessary label.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oops, my bad. Just took this and drove a forklift into a building.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... why else would you take this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Aw, no use in some magical place that is neither in or out doors?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (...What the heck are they talking about?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No, this is completely new to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Uh, throw away packet?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I think the parents are to blame for this.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...Seriously?)

On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (*facepalm*)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Try this too:

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.


Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My desk.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Good Luck Charlie.

Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:20 pm.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:19 pm. (DUDE, SO CLOSE!)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music. My breathing.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Hours ago. I was talking.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The computer.

What are you wearing?

Baggins Pawnshop T-Shirt (I'm awesome like that) and shorts. Also wearing a bracelet made of rose quartz.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Um, lots of stuff, which includes curtains, guitar, map of Shannara, etc., etc.

Seen anything weird lately?

My sibling and her friend were screaming and jumping around...

What do you think of this quiz?

It is interesting.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Lord of the Rings jewelry. The rights to a company of my own. Donate a bunch to charity, I dunno.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Eden. Definitely Eden.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

... There is no one in this room...

Turn on T.V. What show is on?

Gravity Falls.

Type your name with your elbow.


Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Black origami bird.


Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Without looking, guess what time it is:

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

What are you wearing?

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Seen anything weird lately?

What do you think of this quiz?

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Turn on T.V. What show is on?

Type your name with your elbow.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don't believe it

Talk with her - because 10 years later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm Part of the 1% hehehe)


1.He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)


1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Announce "I bet you're wondering why I called you all here today."


You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheels as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to highschool football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12


You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink a lot. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. (I always wear my Evenstar necklace and blue One Ring) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. (But, I hated it) It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and apply make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as a kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7

Wow... Oh, well, I'm fine with this.

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Calizzle (yes, I am using my Elvish names, don't judge me!)

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)

Green Panther

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) = Saerwen Golden

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) = Braca (Oh my gosh, I just died laughing at this xD)

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink) = Blue Coke (Oh my gosh, yesss! :) Percy Jackson fans, feel free to be jealous)

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Jude Lawrence

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Kadi

Stories I Consider/Will Read

Harry Potter




Lord of the Rings




-Boromir/OC (occasionally...)

-Sam/OC (but I rarely ever see them!)


Note: I have read many Legolas/OC stories and I honestly have gotten tired of them, sorry, since I have read so darn many. (Don't hate me, I'm just stating my opinion, and I respect yours, I honestly do)

Pirates of the Caribbean


-Jack/OC (won't read these too often, unless I happen to really like the story)

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/Kane Chronicles


-Percy/OC (won't read much of these)

-Leo/OC (I love these, but it's hard to find ones that are still continued)

-Carter/OC (...are these written at all? Because I want to read at least one)

-Carter/Zia (occasionally will read these)


The Magnificent Seven


Gravity Falls

-Dipper/Wendy (one of the only reasons I read these fanfics)

-Dipper/OC (don't see as many of these as I would prefer :( even if most aren't continued)



Once Upon a Time

-Emma/Graham (if only he were alive, then this would be real still...)

-Emma/Hook (perhaps...if it is entertaining)


-Rumplestiltskin/Belle (LOVE THESE)

NOTE TO ALL: I do not read slash, just because it isn't something I wish to read. I am not hating on people who love it/write it/are "gay" or "lesbian". I happen to be fine with that latter choice, actually, but I just don't prefer slash, sorry.

Okay, I'm doing a questionnare (probably spelled that wrong sorry) and I'll post the blank sheet for you to do if you want. Just pick twelve random characters and write your response to the question. By the way, I didn't make this up and I'll post my results here.

1) Frodo Baggins (LOTR)

2) Aragorn (LOTR)

3) Eowyn (LOTR)

4) Leo Valdez (HoO)

5) Percy Jackson (PJ and HoO)

6) Merry Brandybuck (LOTR)

7) Sheriff Graham (OUAT)

8) Henry Mills (OUAT)

9) Dipper Pines (GF)

10) Carter Kane (KC)

11) Wendy Corduroy (GF)

12) Melody Undernell (an original character Ari made up :) I'm counting her as real for this)

Have you ever read a Merry/Wendy fic? Do you want to?
Really? Um... I don't think I want to read them, if they do exist...

Do you think Leo is hot? How hot?
I really love this question!!!! He is very hot (pun intended, haha, for those who know who Leo Valdez is).

What would happen if Melody got Henry pregnant?
*screams at the top of lungs* OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY MEL FOR PUTTING DOWN YOUR NAME! Um, well, Henry is, like, eleven, and Mel gets married, would that happen? Also, if it did, everyone would die and the zombie apocalypse would occur. (Nope, not overreacting at all..)

Can you recall any fics about Dipper?
Um, YES. I love most of the fics I've read about him.

Would Aragorn and Merry make a good couple?
Strange pairings here... Um, nope. Don't like that idea, don't think they'd last as a couple anyways.

Percy/Dipper or Percy/Carter? Why?
Ummm... Percy/Carter is more plausible...seeing as how Dipper is cartoon, and Carter actually knows Percy (in Son of Sobek).

What would happen if Graham walked in on Aragorn and Melody having sex?
Umm... I REALLY need to read these first before writing down names... Well, Graham would be like: O.O and walk away slowly, I think. (I'm extremely sorry, Ari, for putting Mel in that situation! That was a very disturbing image...)

Is there any such thing as Frodo/Henry fluff?
Uh, NO! Hopefully not!

Suggest a title for a Graham/Melody hurt/comfort fic.
Finally, a question without disturbing images for poor Ari. I think the title would be: A Heart's Tears.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Wendy?
Yep! Well, not on my official friends list, but I consider them a friend still.

Would anyone on your friends list write Aragorn/Leo/Percy?
Gosh, who comes up with these questions?! Um, no, no, no...

If you wrote a Song-fic about Henry, what song would you choose?
Hmmm... probably Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne.

If you wrote a Frodo/Merry/Melody fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Love triangles and angst up ahead.

When was the last time you read a fic about Percy?
Uh, I think two days ago.

"Frodo and Graham are in a happy relationship-
Well...okay, then, I guess...?

-until Dipper runs off with Graham.
Okay, that would never happen. Plus, I wouldn't allow it: I've already got pairings for them both in my head.

Frodo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Wendy-
Haha, I suppose that would be revenge on his part. But, ew...

-and a brief unhappy affair with Melody-
Yay! Well, not excited about the unhappy part, but, glad they end up as a couple at one point in this disturbing story.

-then follows the wise advice of Percy-
I can picture that, truthfully...

-and finds true love with Eowyn."
...Well, at least it's a girl and not a guy he loves (not a big fan of slash, sorry). I can picture this too, actually...

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

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Azruphel by ellak95 reviews
A young girl raised to follow Sauron and the Nazgûl gets a chance to see the other side when she meets a prisoner named Strider.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,978 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 10/29/2012 - Aragorn, Nazgul
The Unexpected Road to Recovery by Green String reviews
Daisy, a depressed, abused teen finally ends it all. Waking up in the Shire she thinks she has arrived in her afterlife, only to be swept up in a quest to a mountain. And whilst trying to figure out why she was sent there, she learns what it is like to be loved for the first time in her life.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,899 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
No Malls in Middle Earth by Lothelen reviews
Ellie has a perfect figure, perfect nails, and a perfectly perfect life. What happens when she wakes up in Middle Earth and has to deal with dirt, bugs, bird poop, stinky men, and a really weird prophecy? T for language and minor suggestive themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,448 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Making of Mrs Standish by PsychedelicCowgirl reviews
Maude has been married five times but she has only truly loved two men in her life. One is her son, Ezra...the other was his father. Now including the introduction of Ezra.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Maude S., OC
Hoist the Colors: Book One by E4me100 reviews
Enter Elyse and Jay, two long-time friends with different pasts and futures ahead of them. One had dreamt about sailing the seas since she was a child, the other preferring to stay on the sidelines when it comes to dangerous journeys. But when both are swept up into the chaos that only pirates can create,'s certainly not smooth sailing. Will/OC. OC inserts.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,413 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Across Middle Earth by StormySkyLeaf reviews
Alylonna Gardner is a Hobbit. And she has just come of age. She decides to quit her home and to move in Hobbiton, where she hopes to have a bit of adventure. There, she meets Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer, who's preparing himself for a travel across Middle Earth, and she decides to join him. What will happen then? Frodo/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Frodo B., OC
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Dipper's Birthday Rumble by ddp456 reviews
On his 13th Birthday, Dipper Pines receives a gift that he had always hoped for. However, an old enemy uses this to gain an advantage, and shortly, Dipper is launched into an unexpected adventure. Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions, as you can, if you like/dislike. Thanks! NOTE: takes place pre-"Boyz Crazy." Thanks to markmak for the cover!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,177 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Wild Child by burningSunset reviews
A new family of hobbits settles in Buckland. Their arrival turns upside down the childhood lives of Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and will set in motion the events that will lead to the participation of wolves in the War of the Ring (AU) FrodoxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 451,651 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
An Adventure of Sorts by TheVillageOfBree reviews
Tania Knotwise didn't think she was anything special, she had never been anywhere or done anything. She sat in her hole, by the window watching the world go by, hoping some day she'd grow the courage to do something more. Little did she know, you don't have to cross borders or battle evils to have an adventure, it just has to feel important. Eventual Pippin/OC Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Fellowship Of Insanity by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Join the Fellowship as they drive each other crazy on their mission to destroy the One Ring. And making sure that Merry doesn't eat it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,963 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas
Mailbox by Evil-Ekat reviews
The story of the Mailbox in Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Only this time from the perspective of the mailbox. Or should I say- The rest of the following message has been cut off because you have to read the rest of the story to find out who it really is. Although I must add, it's pretty obvious if you read the character list...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Bill - Complete
The Haunted Mansion by TheFallingPenguin reviews
Welcome foolish mortals, come and witness the tale of when six fools step foot on an abandoned mansion. A mansion which holds many secrets that tell a story which connects them all together. Yet these mortals don't have any chance surviving a night here. Come around, I will tell you the small tale of the haunted mansion. (Rated T, just in case)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Wendy
I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore, Guys by Mrs. Frodo Baggins reviews
Five friends are murdered one night, and wake up to find themselves in Middle Earth, with one problem though, one of their friends finds herself to waking up as a friend of the enemy, Sauron. T for some swearing Pippin/OC Merry/OC Frodo/OC Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 122,684 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual for Ezra P Standish by gemspegasus2875 reviews
Summary: This idea is not mine. I completely borrowed it if I knew who thought up the idea of character "user guides" I would certainly credit them. I borrowed it from evil jaquie. Disclaimer: The Seven don't belong to me. I'm only saddling them up for a 'ride' or 3. I wil
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Ezra S. - Complete
Storm or Fire by koriandrgirl reviews
This is a Leo x OC or Leo/oc love story. However, this isn't your average, plot-less fanfiction. No, this story goes along with Mark of Athena, adding a pivotal character into the mix. Gods, that was a pretty awful summary, but I hope that you will still Read and Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 69,505 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Leo V., OC
Broken Clocks by Elusive Acorn reviews
Five years after the tragic death of his sister Mabel, Dipper returns to Gravity Falls. He is forced to revisit all the painful memories that were made, including the girl who started it all... Rated T for language, sexual themes, mild gore, and later character death. COMPLETED
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
The Unfortunately True Confessions by hpngtdi reviews
Candice Smith is alone in a strange world, armed with nothing but a diary and pen, forced to take on the lack of proper restrooms and tampons. How will she survive? Something of a parody/deconstruction of the typical 'girl falls into ME'. Please RxR. Rated T for a reason.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,380 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Bittersweet by LegacyofBlood reviews
U.S Marine Alexandra Rouverain hides a past that has been torn, shredded, and shattered so badly that the Valar forced her to forget. But when she is called back to Middle Earth, she must confront her troubled childhood, while facing despair, fear, adventure, and most surprisingly of all, love. Will she make it back home? Or will she watch her loved ones die?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,136 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Gravity Falls meets Facebook by HeartOfAKid reviews
Status updates, likes, comments, arguments... Facebook just got a little more interesting.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
ABC wipper challange! by GravityFallsGeek reviews
WendyxDipper ABC challange! But,I will be adding a special ending chapter. Chapter 2: B- Behind the hat- Being teased angers people. Anger leads to admitting things you didn't want too. And, being Dipper, there is a lot of things you could have admitted. But the fact that he admitted one thing he really didn't want to, leads to a tip of the old hat. (I need a better title.)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Dipper P., Wendy
No More Running by MorganPines8998 reviews
"The easy thing to do would be to give up. But Mabel was my sister and she never gave up on me. So I wasn't going to give up on her." A one shot about what was going through Dipper's head before he jumped off the cliff to save Mabel. TAKES PLACE DURING GIDEON'S REVENGE. WARNING: SPOILERS.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Lil Gideon - Complete
Wendy's Revenge by ddp456 reviews
Sequel to NSTW. Wendy plots a devious payback for the Pines twins, but what will happen when she finally learns they're not the ones at fault? Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions as you can, if you like/dislike. Based upon the works of deviantart artist Wizardan. Cover art by Garabatoz.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Trust Me, Won't You? by ddp456 reviews
To get out of trouble, Wendy and the Pines twins perform a magic show to earn some quick money for the Mystery Shack. Volunteered to be the Magician's Assistant, Wendy is set into life-threatening predicaments where a reassuring Dipper asks her to "trust him." Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions as you can, if you like/dislike. Thanks for markmak for the cover!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Wendy, Dipper P. - Complete
Goodbye by Star-Crossed Rose reviews
Leo knows something about locks and doors. If the Doors of Death have to be closed from both sides, someone will have to stay in Tartarus. Leo's had plenty of time to think about this, and he knows he's a seventh wheel. Rick Riordan may be hinting at this, though we all hope it won't happen. UPDATED! The second chapter is happier (and longer).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Leo V., Hazel L. - Complete
Leo in Tartarus by MissAntelope reviews
A funny little story answering this question: What would happen if Leo went to Tartarus also? T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Never A Shadow by The Lady Destiny reviews
Annabella Vinci was Tony's shadow. It was a simple as that. She went where he went, and mostly did what he wanted. That's what desperate people do when they've been in love with their best friend for years. TonyxOC Tony/OC TonyOC
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,416 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Heroes' Battle by HolyHeraHazel reviews
Percy Jackson and Carter Kane; Two heroes with a family of their own to protect. Both are very wrong in thinking life is finally safe. But darker creatures are stirring. Something is about to horribly change their lives forever. PJO meets the Kane Chronicles in an explosive trilogy that will change mythology as we know it forever.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012
Fellowship of Ten by Lightan117 reviews
Aria was left behind to be protected from something that hunted her mother and father. She grew up with a stormy past that no one will tell her about. The Ring of Power has been found and it's up to Aria and Frodo to destory it. She'll save Middle Earth from the darkness or die, trying to find who she is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,700 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
In The Daylight by DuperBro reviews
When the day comes for Dipper and Mabel to leave Gravity, Falls, Dipper decides what better way to express his feelings for Wendy through song? First One-Shot. Songfic. Dipper x Wendy. Reviews appreciated. Don't like, don't read.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Screams in the Forest by InvaderCeCe reviews
12 year old Kameron Falls, who goes by Kami, can't help but notice all of the strange and odd things going on around Gravity Falls once she finds a strange book hidden in the forest. It says she can trust no one, but with the secret dark side slowly rising, she may need to play the trust game with a few new friends. Rated T for gore, kissing and other stuff that no one cares about
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Mabel P., Dipper P.
Boromir's Lullaby by Luv2Dream1212 reviews
I love Boromir, and I cried when he lay dying. Boromir is one of the bravest characters in Lord of the Rings, and his death is always remembered as honorable to me. This is my version of his death. I hope you like it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Poison Weed by oxycodone reviews
"You went and got yourself killled. Left me here, all alone, unable to even visit your grave without hiding in the shadows ! You are as poisonous as this weed covering your grave !" Narcissa visits Bella's grave and has a little chat with her sister. Only, she ends up yelling at her, even though she isn't there to hear. Cissy/Bella sisterhood, NOT incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
The Night Everything Changed by SkywardWriter reviews
Sky is just your average teenaged fangirl and loves everything about the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. She had never expected to be pulled into an insane adventure with 13 dwarves, an old wizard, and a hobbit that would change her life. (No, Sky is not supposed to be me) 1 of 3 stories I'll be writing for the Hobbit movies.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Thorin - Complete
The White Hand by CrocScale reviews
A story about a woman from Rohan named Alarain. I'm not sure where it's going, so read it and tell me what you think. Please and thank you! Aragorn/OC. NOTE: Currently being revised/edited/finished.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,628 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Aragorn, Boromir
The Amazing World of Dipper Pines by Serena's Ninja reviews
After 2 years, 2 summers, Dipper and Mabel Pines have returned to Gravity Falls. When Dipper meets a new girl, could she be the love of his life, or just another pretty face?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Dipper P.
A Wish Gone Wrong by whyyouackinsocraycray reviews
When Dipper discovers a way to be with Wendy, he is thrilled, but when he makes a mistake that forces Wendy to relive the worst time of her life, it's up to him to fix what he did before it's too late.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Calls and Confessing by IlikeBubblegum reviews
Set after Girlfriends and Girl Friends. Austin is worrying about why Ally is so upset. So he turns to the one person who he know's will tell him: Dez.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Make Me Stronger by WeCouldBeOneLight reviews
Six friends were just wandering down the street, when they "fell down the bunny hole" and ended up in, not Wonderland, but Middle Earth. Aragorn/OC Boromir/OC Legolas/OC Pippin/OC Merry/OC Frodo/OC Rated T for language and some suggestive themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 101,399 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
This goes along with the trilogy I wrote for the Hobbit, the Night Everything Changed, How to Slay Orcs, Goblins, and Dragons; and The Return of the Twins. This also goes with the other unit manuals I've written, enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Fallen Willow by perfectpoint123 reviews
A blessing from the heavens could change Middle Earth forever. A fall, a miracle, a child is cared for under the aid of Gandalf the Grey, adventuring to and fro, a particular quest is laid before her feet. With friendship a fingertip away and romance within the unknowing, Willow will not only have to protect the ring but protect her own identity to those who could wield it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Eomer, Gandalf
Gravity Falls Truth or Dare by Tabbypie101 reviews
Just another Truth or Dare story.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012
How to Slay Orcs, Spiders, and Dragons by SkywardWriter reviews
Sky was just your average 17 year old Hobbit fangirl. That changed when a mysterious group of orcs grabbed her and dragged her into the plot line from the Hobbit movie. Watch as Sky and the company journey towards Mirkwood, Dale, and the Lonely Mountain. Part 2 of 3 (please read part 1 before you read this!)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin - Complete
From Here to There by Epic Elven Warrior Princess reviews
When two LOTR crazy girls from our world are thrust into Middle Earth, they think it will be a dream come true. It turns out to be a bit harder than they thought. Join them for loss, sacrifice, betrayl, epic battles, and love they never even dreamed could exist. Rated T just in case. This is my first fanfic, so please no flames. Character discriptions are on my profile. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
A Visit to Hobbiton by Frodo's sister reviews
Merry is jealous of Frodo's new friend, Sam. No Slash. Merry and Sam are over 5 years of age. Sequal to Brothers. Constructive Critism instead of flames please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
Suicide by Ms. Underhill reviews
"Suicide... What an awful word..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Merry's Milestone by dreamflower02 reviews
Merry's first real accomplishment, with the help of his cousin Frodo. (Written for hobbit ficathon's challenge for a wee hobbit story.) This is a fleshing out of an anecdote told in Chapter 19 of "A Conspiracy of Hobbits". Warning for fluff and baby-talk. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Regarding Gwenledyr Brandybuck by Gwenledyr Brandybuck reviews
A tale of the childhoods of Peregrin Took, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and that one annoying little sister...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
When We Were One by auri mynonys reviews
While visiting Minas Tirtih, Éowyn wants to explore but finds that no one will take her. She convinces Gríma to be her guide and guardian, and together they make their way into Minas Tirith posing as commoners - and as husband and wife. Fluff of the highest order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
Kiss-Cam by GravityFallsGeek reviews
Dipper and Mabel are going to a Gravity Falls Baseball game for there 13th birthday.But when the Kiss-cam comes onto the screen,Who might end up kissing? WendyxDipper and Rated T for Kissing. As of right now, This is on hold!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy
Broken by cctrix xxx reviews
Lyra has suffered the evils of the world. So when she is granted mercy and sent to middle earth. Frodo is entranced by her at first sight and is the first kind touch she has felt. Can Frodo get her to open up her heart? This is my first fic so i would love to accept help on how to improve but no flames please x
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Frodo B.
The Five Stages of Grief by snarkysweetness reviews
"There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five." Emma grieves for Graham and when she is finally ready to move on it's time to start the grieving process over, this time for August.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Emma S., Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
The Changing Destinies Series: Book Four by E4me100 reviews
Aka "To Whatever End." As the events of the war come to a close, time is running out for Kathryn, Kaia, and Erin. The trio now struggles to stick together as they're each pulled in different directions because of their fates. Can they each accomplish their goals and make it to the very end together? Or is it not going to be such a happy ending? Self-insert fic. Pairings: Read it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,224 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Gravity Falls by QueenMoriarty5 reviews
Hannah moves into Gravity Falls and meets the Pines. She gets caught up in thier crazy enemys and gets dragged in the drama. But why ! Is she important or is her crazy imagination going to lead to something. And will she meet romance on the way or is she to gaurded up ? Better than it sounds ! Please Review ! Hope you like :
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012
My Odd Weekend by musicvip78 reviews
Niki goes to her friend Zoey's apartment to stay for the weekend along with her other friend Claire. What happens when an earthquake causes something very odd to happen... like the Fellowship at their doorstep! That should be interesting, shouldn't it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Wendy's Dipping Sauce by Elusive Acorn reviews
Dipper wonders if he'll ever have a chance with Wendy, and an Accident brings them closer than they've ever been before. What happens to their "relationship" when Dipper and Mabel uncover a shocking secret about Wendy? Rated T for sexual themes, language, and character death.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Well, That Was Awkward by E4me100 reviews
Just a oneshot of LotR awkward moments I came up with. : Will not be continued. Feel free to review if you want to, but I won't force you to. :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
Dig Down Deeper by Maethorelen reviews
Kayden, Peyton, and Robin lived easy, passable lives. But now they have been thrown into Middle-Earth, and now they must "dig down deep" and find strength to survive. Legolas/OC, Eomer/OC, and Merry/OC but not until LATER! Rated T just to be safe. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Meriadoc B., Legolas - Complete
If We Kiss by brokensmiles143 reviews
Ally Dawson has never been kissed. She's never been in love either. Then she starts to fall unexpectedly for Austin Moon, which leaves her a mess of trouble. Soon enough, everything goes wrong. But she can't stop thinking about him. Most of all, she can't stop wondering, what would happen if we kiss?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,378 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
One Last Chance by flowerpower71 reviews
Takes place during episode 9 "The Time Traveler's Pig." When Dipper and Mabel spot Robbie trying to win Wendy a stuffed animal, Dipper feels bad for hurting her before hand but with a little bit of convincing from a certain red head, can he over come his fear of failure and try one last time? Slight hints of Dipper and Wendy fluff.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
Volcano Inspectors by TheLastDragonLord reviews
What if Shawn and Gus were chosen to destroy the One Ring? Would they have done it differently? I'm not re-writing the whole series, just the actual ring-destroying part. This is really meant to be more of a parody than anything else. Don't bother taking it seriously.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Gollum, Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
The Untold Hobbit Story by MadeOfTitanium reviews
Evelyn Starr is just an ordinary Hobbit; working as a tailor and living a peaceful life in the Shire. However, when she gets caught up in a certain quest to destroy the One Ring, she knows only one thing... nothing will ever be the same again. Everything is changing and the world is consumed by war. Will she be able to find love in a world falling into darkness? Merry/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,338 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Meriadoc B., OC - Complete
Of Brownies and the Boabhan Sith by PurpleslyNerdic reviews
Casey McCrary finds the Mystery Shack as a chance to escape her parents. Dipper Pines sees her as another new adventure, and Mabel Pines sees a new make-up buddy. However, when Casey tries to escape trouble, it always ends up in Gravity Falls but this time it might not end so well. Dipper/OC
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
How to NOT Write a Legolas Fanfic by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
STOP! Are YOU planning on writing a Legolas FanFic? Well, you can throw your totally-cliche plotline out the window because here a few examples of how to NOT write Legolas FanFiction. A parody of all crappy Legolas FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Free Apples! by MarleneShadowheart reviews
It's springtime in Middle-Earth as two unsuspecting hobbits make their way into Fangorn Forest. The Ents are usually very long as you don't pick their apples. *A parody of the angry trees from The Wizard of Oz!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Dance by imagineandsoar reviews
During the Mid-Summer celebrations, Merry finds the courage to dance with Estella. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Estella B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Blade that was Broken by Maethorelen reviews
A short poem about the Blade that was Broken. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
A Place for Everything by The Curious Kills reviews
A transcribed recording of a true account of a girl who looked up while she was reading to find Hobbits in her bedroom! What follows is a hilarious story crossing over Middle Earth, the real world, and a college student's rampant imagination. NON-MARYSUE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
I Would Not Kiss Him by estie793 reviews
Estella's jaw dropped in horror. "I would never kiss him!" I own nothing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,953 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Of Skyscrapers and Subways by Mornen reviews
The Company find themselves thrust rudely into a strange, dangerous world and find they have no other choice but to try to survive 21st century America. An original story despite the clichéd description.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Dada by estie793 reviews
Frodo smiled, watching the family, and the baby smiled at him. He smiled back and then made a face at her. She giggled, and he did it again. I own nothing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Adventure in Middle Earth by Bellatrix Kale reviews
A lightening storm throws two friends into Middle Earth. Antics will ensue. Starts before movies and will go into the movie-verse. Merry/OC and possible Legolas/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Meriadoc B., Legolas
Be Careful What You Wish For by bellybilbil reviews
Ryan was in love with Kelsi for the longest time but she always belonged to Jason. But when his wish came true, it came with a painful catch. ONE SHOT. RYELSI
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Unforgettable by Drama Queen And You Know It reviews
It's the night of the talent show and Kelsi and Ryan give and unforgettable performance
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Back in the Shire by mysterious victoria reviews
Merry is reflecting on his life in the Shire while he is in Rohan. He remembers one of his last nights actually in the Shire before he brought himself to follow Frodo. And he also reflects on when he proclaimed his love for someone. Merry/OC Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Hobbit by TheHornyVirgin reviews
This is the fianl story in my trilogy. Merry, Pippin, and Cirk continue towards the Iron Hills, facing many perils along the way. While several hundred miles away, Kira and the Fellowship rally the armies of Middle-Earth for one last stand against evil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Merry's Song by BlindingFirefly reviews
Just a song I wrote for Merry. I tried really hard to portray both his strength and confusion. Please be nice about it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
A Horcrux? by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
My theory about the last Horcrux. Just a joke, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Ringbearer by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Well . . . if I give away who the new Ringbearer in the story is, I'll ruin the suspense. But this is funny. Only rated PG for . . . swordfights involving a . . . certain Gondorian and a certain Ranger. And horses almost trampling Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
A Short Parody by The Yuggster reviews
A very short parody of the Quest, in which Gandalf gets ticked off, Frodo loses the Ring, Legolas does nothing, and Gimli gets to be the hero.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
To Melt a Heart of Ice by Aemilia Rose reviews
Why would anyone think that Meriadoc Brandybuck the Magnificent would not be able to melt the heart of a lass? How absurd! Well, with any lass other than Estella . . . On Hold NOT DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Everlasting reviews
Two girls, both from another realm, find themselves caught up in a place they've only visited in their wildest dreams. However, not everything is a dream come true: they find out a secret about their true selves, and must fight to protect their new friends in the war that looms on the horizon―if they can survive it. (Dedicated to my Ari)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,400 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.