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Joined 10-12-12, id: 4304087, Profile Updated: 05-17-17
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Gravity Falls.

My name is Calloniel but I prefer just Call, as my pen name states. I love writing, reading, and acting. My head is full of crazy psychotic ideas (and lots of big words) so bear with me please.

Profile Image Description
My current image is a photo edit I actually made myself of the portal in Not What He Seems on Gravity Falls.

Current Favourites- Characters
Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Eowyn, and Aragorn (Lord of the Rings); Hermione Granger (Harry Potter); Wolf (Tenth Kingdom); Ezra P. Standish (The Magnificent Seven); Dipper Pines, Stan Pines and Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls); Rocket Raccoon and Peter Quill (Guardians of the Galaxy); Shawn Spencer (Psych); Percy Jackson and Leo Valdez (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus); Hiro, Wasabi, and Tadashi (Big Hero 6); John Watson and Jim Moriarty (Sherlock).

Current Favourites- Places/Time Periods
Middle Earth, Hogwarts, Mystery Shack, Camp Half-Blood.

Le melon, hebo estel, mellon nin! (I love you, have hope, my friend!)

Calloniel


I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,
To help destroy Isildur's Bane,
To soar high upon a dragon's back,
To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,
To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,
To fight in battles until evil's no more.
All this I wish to do and see,
If I could just escape reality.

- Maethorelen


Link to Storyboards drawn for Introverted (drawn by actaeono on tumblr): http:///post/112001287559/i-asked-the-awesome-actaeono-to-sketch-me-a-couple


Stereotypes - A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image. Or, people being stupid and putting someone into a catergory to satisfy their own mindsets. Personally, I fit into so many stereotypes that I'm not even sure what I would be classified as... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a GIRL and I have SHORT HAIR so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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Leo's Logbook by Ardoa88 reviews
Leo had a job to do before they could go to Camp Jupiter. A big job. Unfortunately, building the Argo II from scratch wasn't as easy at the Son of Hephaestus made it sound. These are some of his logbook entries. (OR: A series of one-shots based around the building of the Argo II. Mostly featuring Leo and the other members of Cabin Nine.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,307 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Leo V., Nyssa, Jake M., Harley
our love was made for movie screens by levesquelsimp reviews
Leo isn't sure when it all started. It began after the war, of course. But sometime between rebuilding lives and attempting to mend broken minds, the comforting touches grew longer. Frank would tuck him into his side just a little too tight, and Hazel's fingers would linger across the heated skin of his palm just a little too long. Frazeleo. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24 - [Hazel L., Leo V., Frank Z.] - Complete
Amnesia by theamazingloki reviews
After waiting an eternity, Leo finally returns to Calypso's island. She thought that she might finally get to be with the one she loved, but when Leo's death and the Physician's Cure somehow wiped his memory, how can Calypso get them out of Ogygia? And how could she possibly get his memory back? Meanwhile Leo just wonders how he ever convinced a girl like Calypso to love him...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,775 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Leo V., Calypso]
Faltering Foundations by shegotofftheplane reviews
Her life was split into two: Before and After. She thought she had finally outran the Before, leaving her mistakes in the past. However, as she and her friends are unwillingly thrown into a new world and a dangerous quest, she is forced to face the past. At the end of the day, she can't avoid it. Takes place from the Lost Hero on. Completed 8/12/19
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/12/2019 - Published: 7/11/2019 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V., OC - Complete
Wild Child by burningSunset reviews
A new family of hobbits settles in Buckland. Their arrival turns upside down the childhood lives of Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and will set in motion the events that will lead to the participation of wolves in the War of the Ring (AU) FrodoxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 730,894 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
The Changing Destinies Series: Book Four by E4me100 reviews
Aka "To Whatever End." The end is near. Middle Earth's fate hangs in the balance as Erin, Kathryn, and Kaia prepare to stand against the might of Mordor. But the future is now uncertain, and the greatest wars that have yet to be conquered come not from the battlefield, but from within. The worst is yet to come. REMASTERED EDITION. Self-inserts. I don't own the original cover image.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,845 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Like a Yellow Viking Ship by captindonavin reviews
Alex has a hard time sleeping so he goes to Magnus' room so that he can sleep better. And you have everyone's reactions to it. fierrochase
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Magnus C., Blitzen, Hearthstone, Alex Fierro
I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore, Guys by Mrs. Frodo Baggins reviews
Five friends are murdered one night, and wake up to find themselves in Middle Earth, with one problem though, one of their friends finds herself to waking up as a friend of the enemy, Sauron. T for some swearing Pippin/OC Merry/OC Frodo/OC Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 122,774 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
The Pilfered Vixen by Unquestionably Unhinged reviews
"I should get myself a live-in one. That would be so funny." Of course, after he attains one, he'll wish he'd never set eyes on her, because hell hath no fury like- well, you know. Moriarty/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,486 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 3/22/2013 - J. Moriarty, OC
Daddy Issues by chellethewriter reviews
Peter's mother had always claimed that one day, her little Star-lord would be reunited with his father. Of course, Peter had never believed her - until now, that is. Armed with new information about his father, will Peter finally be able to unlock the mystery of his heritage? And will he like what he finds? Post-movie AU. Spoilers abound. Involves comic book concepts.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Panic by Flowerbomb23 reviews
Left alone with his thoughts, Hiro looks for something to do and gets stuck in a cabinet. Panic soon comes over him.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Right Uppercut by TwistingMoonbeam reviews
Stan wants to teach Dipper how to box. Dipper doesn't want to learn how to box. ONE-SHOT. R&R appreciated!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Grunkle Stan, Dipper P. - Complete
Thief's shame by RedHatMeg reviews
"Remember that there is no greater shame for a thief than to be robbed of." Phalbar, an old enemy of Yondu Udonta, steals something important from him and gives the Ravager an ultimatum. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U. - Complete
Twin vs Twin by ddp456 reviews
Grunkle Stan announces a contest where the winner gets an extraordinary prize. Dipper sees a way at a second chance while Mabel views this as an opportunity to show who's really the Alpha twin. What will happen in this game where there can be only one clear winner? Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions as you can. Thanks again!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy - Complete
The Hard Way by Faye Dartmouth reviews
Peter trusts his team. Except Peter doesn't trust anyone.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
I Can Fix This by LaylaBinx reviews
"I can fix this, Quill; just you watch. I can fix this. We'll be out of here in no time." Rocket rambles because he's afraid if he doesn't, he'll suddenly realize how totally and utterly screwed they are. No slash, just bromance with tons of Quill!whump! :D
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Drax, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
No Need for Worry by DjDangerLove reviews
Quill's injured after being tortured. Rocket isn't worried. He's really not, or so he says. One-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Hoist the Colors: Book One by E4me100 reviews
Presenting Elyse and Jay, two long-time friends with different pasts and futures ahead of them. One had dreamt about sailing the seas since she was a child, the other preferring to stay on the sidelines when it comes to dangerous journeys. But when both are swept up into the chaos that only pirates can create, well...it's certainly not smooth sailing. Will/OC. OC inserts.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,249 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Will T., OC] Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Home Remedy by TwistingMoonbeam reviews
ONE-SHOT. Takes place after "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel." Dipper's patching up his injuries and Grunkle Stan decides to help, in only the way Grunkle Stan can. R&R please!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan, 8 Ball, Mabel P. - Complete
The Making of Mrs Standish Part 1 by PsychedelicCowgirl reviews
Maude has been married five times but she has only truly loved two men in her life. One is her son, Ezra...the other was his father. Now including the introduction of Ezra.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Maude S., OC - Complete
The Unexpected Road to Recovery by Green String reviews
Daisy, a depressed, abused teen finally ends it all. Waking up in the Shire she thinks she has arrived in her afterlife, only to be swept up in a quest to a mountain. And whilst trying to figure out why she was sent there, she learns what it is like to be loved for the first time in her life.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,899 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Dipper's Birthday Rumble by ddp456 reviews
On his 13th Birthday, Dipper Pines receives a gift that he had always hoped for. However, an old enemy uses this to gain an advantage, and shortly, Dipper is launched into an unexpected adventure. Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions, as you can, if you like/dislike. Thanks! NOTE: takes place pre-"Boyz Crazy." Thanks to markmak for the cover!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,177 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Dipper P., Wendy - Complete
The Haunted Mansion by TheFallingPenguin reviews
Welcome foolish mortals, come and witness the tale of when six fools step foot on an abandoned mansion. A mansion which holds many secrets that tell a story which connects them all together. Yet these mortals don't have any chance surviving a night here. Come around, I will tell you the small tale of the haunted mansion. (Rated T, just in case) DISCONTINUED
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Wendy
No More Running by MorganPines8998 reviews
"The easy thing to do would be to give up. But Mabel was my sister and she never gave up on me. So I wasn't going to give up on her." A one shot about what was going through Dipper's head before he jumped off the cliff to save Mabel. TAKES PLACE DURING GIDEON'S REVENGE. WARNING: SPOILERS.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., 8 Ball - Complete
Trust Me, Won't You? by ddp456 reviews
To get out of trouble, Wendy and the Pines twins perform a magic show to earn some quick money for the Mystery Shack. Volunteered to be the Magician's Assistant, Wendy is set into life-threatening predicaments where a reassuring Dipper asks her to "trust him." Please leave as many reviews, comments, and suggestions as you can, if you like/dislike. Thanks for markmak for the cover!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,131 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Wendy, Dipper P. - Complete
Never A Shadow by The Lady Destiny reviews
Annabella Vinci was Tony's shadow. It was a simple as that. She went where he went, and mostly did what he wanted. That's what desperate people do when they've been in love with their best friend for years. TonyxOC Tony/OC TonyOC
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,416 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Poison Weed by oxycodone reviews
"You went and got yourself killled. Left me here, all alone, unable to even visit your grave without hiding in the shadows ! You are as poisonous as this weed covering your grave !" Narcissa visits Bella's grave and has a little chat with her sister. Only, she ends up yelling at her, even though she isn't there to hear. Cissy/Bella sisterhood, NOT incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
The White Hand by CrocScale reviews
A story about a woman from Rohan named Alarain. I'm not sure where it's going, so read it and tell me what you think. Please and thank you! Aragorn/OC. NOTE: On hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,628 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Aragorn, Boromir
Make Me Stronger by casualheroine reviews
Six friends were just wandering down the street, when they "fell down the bunny hole" and ended up in, not Wonderland, but Middle Earth. Aragorn/OC Boromir/OC Legolas/OC Pippin/OC Merry/OC Frodo/OC Rated T for language and some suggestive themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 101,399 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Merry's Milestone by dreamflower02 reviews
Merry's first real accomplishment, with the help of his cousin Frodo. (Written for hobbit ficathon's challenge for a wee hobbit story.) This is a fleshing out of an anecdote told in Chapter 19 of "A Conspiracy of Hobbits". Warning for fluff and baby-talk. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief by snarkysweetness reviews
"There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five." Emma grieves for Graham and when she is finally ready to move on it's time to start the grieving process over, this time for August.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Emma S., Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
Dig Down Deeper by Maethorelen reviews
Kayden, Peyton, and Robin lived easy, passable lives. But now they have been thrown into Middle-Earth, and now they must "dig down deep" and find strength to survive. Legolas/OC, Eomer/OC, and Merry/OC but not until LATER! Rated T just to be safe. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Meriadoc B., Legolas - Complete
Of Brownies and the Boabhan Sith by PurpleslyNerdic reviews
Casey McCrary finds the Mystery Shack as a chance to escape her parents. Dipper Pines sees her as another new adventure, and Mabel Pines sees a new make-up buddy. However, when Casey tries to escape trouble, it always ends up in Gravity Falls but this time it might not end so well. Dipper/OC
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
How to NOT Write a Legolas Fanfic by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
STOP! Are YOU planning on writing a Legolas FanFic? Well, you can throw your totally-cliche plotline out the window because here a few examples of how to NOT write Legolas FanFiction. A parody of all crappy Legolas FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Legolas - Complete
The Blade that was Broken by Maethorelen reviews
A short poem about the Blade that was Broken. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
I Would Not Kiss Him by estie793 reviews
Estella's jaw dropped in horror. "I would never kiss him!" I own nothing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,953 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Chaos Rising by Debra N reviews
In a world of magic and demons, Chaos Riders are all that holds the powers of Chaos at bay. When seven men join forces to battle Chaos they'll find a connection they never expected and a destiny they couldn't have foreseen.
Crossover - Magnificent Seven & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Dada by estie793 reviews
Frodo smiled, watching the family, and the baby smiled at him. He smiled back and then made a face at her. She giggled, and he did it again. I own nothing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Yes, of course they're serious by HinataElyonToph reviews
Makenna comes to New York to start her career and to meet up with her brother. She soon finds herself on the wildest adventure of her life. But she wasn't expecting to fall in love along the way. RayxOC COMPLETE!
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,026 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Ray S. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Hobbit by TheHornyVirgin reviews
This is the fianl story in my trilogy. Merry, Pippin, and Cirk continue towards the Iron Hills, facing many perils along the way. While several hundred miles away, Kira and the Fellowship rally the armies of Middle-Earth for one last stand against evil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Merry's Song by BlindingFirefly reviews
Just a song I wrote for Merry. I tried really hard to portray both his strength and confusion. Please be nice about it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
A Horcrux? by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
My theory about the last Horcrux. Just a joke, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Ringbearer by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Well . . . if I give away who the new Ringbearer in the story is, I'll ruin the suspense. But this is funny. Only rated PG for . . . swordfights involving a . . . certain Gondorian and a certain Ranger. And horses almost trampling Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
A Short Parody by The Yuggster reviews
A very short parody of the Quest, in which Gandalf gets ticked off, Frodo loses the Ring, Legolas does nothing, and Gimli gets to be the hero.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
To Melt a Heart of Ice by Aemilia Rose reviews
Why would anyone think that Meriadoc Brandybuck the Magnificent would not be able to melt the heart of a lass? How absurd! Well, with any lass other than Estella . . . On Hold NOT DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
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Introverted reviews
A collection of moments or deleted scenes involving the characters of Gravity Falls. (Now including AUs)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 95,607 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Wendy
Whispers in the Dark reviews
Dipper should never have come here. He should never have risked an evening trip to a mysterious cave and thought he could get away with it unharmed. He was putting the both of them in danger - all for some dumb obsession with a journal. (cover image belongs to CherryVioletS)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan
Everlasting reviews
Two girls, both from another realm, find themselves caught up in a place they've only visited in their wildest dreams. However, not everything is a dream come true: they find out a secret about their true selves, and must fight to protect their new friends in the war that looms on the horizon―if they can survive it. (Dedicated to my Ari)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,400 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.