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I will in all probability only use this account to store my favorite stories.
I don't write because my eloquence doesn't translate to text very well, and all of my ideas are crap anyway.

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Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 406,953 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
How I Met Your Monster by Ghoul King reviews
So hi I'm Cherie Vasil lemme tell you about how I met one Taylor Hebert, AKA the cape Monster. It all started when she tried to kill my dad... A companion piece to Monster.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/30 - Skitter, Cherish
Blended Dreams by Vaengir reviews
Dreams differ from person to person, but what happens when five dreams blend into one? The result? Deja vu: Catching Medics and Sunshine in a Tea House. Reincarnation is overrated. (Mass SI crossover)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,004 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 136,357 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 180,654 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7354 - Favs: 11,380 - Follows: 12,534 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Monster by Ghoul King reviews
Not every problem can be solved by stabbing it repeatedly. In which Taylor has a different power, because she is a different person, and the consequences therein.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 139,010 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 184 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Skitter, Cherish
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11385 - Favs: 7,750 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Neko-chan's Pawprints by Vixen Tail reviews
A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,028 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 9/18/2014
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Not the Best of Ideas by Klaelman reviews
Hidden Cloud has a habit of 'acquiring' new bloodlines by kidnapping promising kunoichi. Shikako Nara does not approve. Fanfiction of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. PROBABLY COMPLETE! MAYBE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/25/2015 - OC
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,611 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Never Had A Friend Like Me by Bookworm Gal reviews
The little kid was weird. After 50,000 years, he thought he knew everything he needed to know about humanity. But this one refused to fit the normal pattern. Why didn't she make impulsive, dumb, greedy wishes like the rest of them? What was WRONG with her? And why did he care about her strangeness? Why did he care at all? (Sequel titled "Tales as Old as Time")
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,571 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Timmy, Norm the Genie, OC - Complete
Forbidden by GuidingHand reviews
Professor Snape catches Harry and Ron as they exit the Forbidden Forest after their trip to the acromantula nest. He ensures they are punished for their forbidden trip and also finds solutions to problems he was previously forbidden to resolve. Disclaimer: chapters two and eight will contain spanking; of a preteen/teen. Tip: If you like humor more than angst start with ch. 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,849 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
WIB by stgulik reviews
The planet Earth is in dire need of security. Lucius and Severus are in dire need of employment. Well, at least the suits are black.
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 6,990 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Reikai Sensei Kuwabara by kyugan reviews
Kuwabara Kazuma, recent graduate fromj Toudai university, finally begins his first job as an educator at the prestigous Mahora Gakuen. God help us.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,101 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/17/2008 - K. Kuwabara, Negi S.
Love of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Three years after the horror at the south pole, Azula is going mad in an asylum while Sokka's star is rising in the Fire Nation, that is until a calamity brings a frayed Team Avatar back together for an adventure they are ill-prepared for. A sequel to Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,024 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Freeze! by MinuSeveN reviews
Body Immobilization: Well, it wasn't like things had to always be easy... But she'd rather not have Lung on her tail, thank you very much!
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Skitter, Armsmaster, Velocity, Lung - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4584 - Favs: 7,624 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 4,692 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Freedom of choice by Soren Yagami reviews
The Sekirei bond has always been something sacred to the species, so what happens when someone slowly learns it might not be what she wants. Make a blond knock some sense into her of course.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,412 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Naruto U.
Outcast by Star-Struck Inu reviews
But do we have enough bread making Vikings? was what Hiccup asked. A story about what would have happened if Hiccup never went through dragon training. Exiled to a near-by island with only dragons for company? Odin help him, but he's always got Toothless...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,562 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Remnant of Pain by The Unchained Melody reviews
The body of Pain's Animal Path wakes up to find herself in the wreckage of Konoha, with no memory, and as a prisoner. Amidst this darkness, she is given hope and shown kindness by the boy called Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto x Female Pain or Naruto x the Animal Path host to be specific. Contains violence, sensuality, and some fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Pain/Pein, Naruto U. - Complete
The First Host of Shukaku by AwakenToGrey reviews
He kept smiling, even when the guards forgot his name.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Shukaku - Complete
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3523 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3436 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 6,803 - Follows: 4,495 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8618 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 5,329 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Invictus by Ayezur reviews
AU. In the eleventh year of the Meiji, 1878, Japan still practices chattel slavery. The Tokugawa shogunate still reigns from Edo castle, backed by the infamous Kanryu family and their merchant empire. And Kaoru Kamiya finds an abandoned slave hiding under the docks as she's walking home...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 145,344 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Sanosuke, Megumi] Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Monster by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
Konoha made a terrible mistake. They didn't see the monster, nor did they see the one he created. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Orochimaru - Complete
Entangled States by Tenebrielle reviews
An accident causes Bruce Banner and Tony Stark to switch bodies, leaving them to struggle with the other's "terrible privilege" until they can find a way to reverse the change. But the stakes might be higher than either Bruce or Tony realizes… Science Bros friendship, with a liberal dose of Clint. Now complete.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Death Lady by TenraiTsukiyomi reviews
The dead are not always complacent with the subject of life. The fall of Shinobi, the creation of the Arts, the birth of the first Death Lord.
Crossover - Naruto & ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Naruko U., Legend of Sun Knight/吾命騎士 - Complete
Of Hollows and Beasts by Hopeful Puppy reviews
In the life of a Ninja, Death is a well-known friend. So when Naruto and Gaara wake in the dusty streets of the Soul Society, they're not overly surprised. However, after meeting 3 adoptive brothers, Naruto and Gaara soon learn that the afterlife is not as peaceful as the living believe. Then again, they expected to go to Hell anyway...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7273 - Favs: 11,236 - Follows: 7,599 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Falling by anoesis reviews
The Department of Mysteries has its own set of entrance criteria, but as Hermione is about to discover, it's not slaying a dragon. It's not even wrestling a troll. It's something far, far worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,658 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hachin by Eduard Kassel reviews
A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,773 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mulan, Shan-Yu - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 4,754 - Follows: 1,224 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Grandfather and Daughter by NeleX reviews
Ursa commits conversation instead of murder
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Ursa, Azulon - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3433 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Will is Everything by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/22/2013
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Snow on Ice by Racke reviews
The SOS Brigade visiting an open-air ice-skating rink during evening, in their regularly insane way. After a while it begins to snow. Kyon/Yuki
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 11,651 - Follows: 5,691 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 345 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Oh God, Not Another One by marmaroth reviews
A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
The Power of Knowledge by Lepanto reviews
AU, Harry and Naruto are by chance put together as Pen Pals, becoming the first friends either ever had. What impact will this have on the respective worlds. No slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,956 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 6,775 - Follows: 1,749 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 5,314 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Angels of the Silences by CompYES reviews
After the raid, Hiccup decided not to search for Toothless's crash site. So when someone else happens to stumble on the indisposed dragon, both dragon and future rider are in for a surprise. A RuffnutHiccup story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,291 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ruffnut, Hiccup - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by Hekateras reviews
"You know," Crowley rasped as he struggled to scrape himself off the ground, "I can't shake the feeling that there must be an easier way to go about this."/ A story about the birth of the Arrangement.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,336 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Teacher by romantiscue reviews
Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 1,142 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Kitsune of Fairy Tail by Advent of Shadows reviews
A change during the Rescue Gaara Arc changes everything. Thrown into Earth Land, Naruto must adapt to a life among mages and fulfill his new destiny. Naruto/Ezra. Rated M for future chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,032 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Erza S.] - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 494 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Truth Bites by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Monster, homunculus. A beast appears out of nothing in the East. Roy is confronted with the possibility that it's a new homunculus. What are it's plans, and is it truly a threat? Post FMA Manga, Pein-battle Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,889 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Roy M. - Complete
Resonance by Araceil reviews
Haku survived the Chidori and was found by Tsunade a month before the wizards do. Who is Harry Potter and what does he have to do with Haku? /NOW TO BE REWRITTEN./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cedric D., Haku - Complete
A Friendly Reminder by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Toph Bei Fong makes it a point to, graciously and kindly, always tell Lin where she is. Mother/daughter love in the way that only Toph would show it.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Deal Me A Bad Hand by LuxaLucifer reviews
How brave do you have to be to do what Ibiki did? How much pain does it cost? Even scarier, what does it take to recover? As Inoichi knows, no one can do it alone. Not yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ibiki M., Inoichi Y. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 220 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Revelation by Fleeting Vapor reviews
Even if... He just... M-21 & Yuna reflect on themselves while the kids play a joke on M-21. Noblesse.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Luna by Lady Phoenix Fire Rose reviews
Luna Lovegood, what more needs to be said?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Regulars by Alfhild reviews
Shikamaru and Sakura have unknowingly become a young waitress's One True Ninja Pairing. ShikaSaku. A one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Her Unique Roommate by Racke reviews
Haruhi's POV: After a fight with her parents, she shows up at Yuki's doorstep with a bag.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Haruhi S., Yuki N. - Complete
Generosity of Greed by valaina07 reviews
'They Thought she was just plain greedy, the poor souls had no idea...' The untold story of Ursula, the sea witch. A Little Mermaid prequel written in the style of Hans Christian Andersen. One shot.
Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
By the World Forgot by Erin C reviews
"Have you always run the boiler room, Kamaji-san?" For genarti for Yuletide 2011.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Kamajii - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
I Spy by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
Sequel to Team Psych. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, therefore the enemy of my friend is my enemy. Naruto just never thought he'd have to look at Danzo that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as a Free Lunch by Fanwoman reviews
Genma was wrong. It doesn't take a daimyō to measure the value of a shinobi's deeds; regular people are perfectly capable of doing that themselves. The efforts of the Akimichis have not been forgotten. Set after the war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Team Psych by The Anti-Stratigist reviews
After Naruto catches the attention of Ibiki, he and his teammates are thrust into the dangerous and confusing world of espionage. Where treachery lurks beneath the idyllic face of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,559 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 588 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Soldiers In The Shadows by Tenraku-Ichi reviews
The ANBU are a mysterious group, living in anonymity when not on missions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Breaking Point by Kryal reviews
Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zuko - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 731 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 4,877 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Flight by MinaMauveine reviews
Pre-Movie. Trudy arrives on the Pandora with the first group of miners. She is the first to fly into the hallelujah mountains and first military personnel to join the into the Avatar program. AU. Trudy/ Neytiri, Neytiri/Trudy Femslash. Currently undergoing a full rewrite so until that's done, it's on Hiatus.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Trudy C., Neytiri
Cold Sleep by meltinglacier reviews
The first time the Fire Nation attacks, Hama learns that humans aren't so different from her dolls. They break just as easily. And Hama learns that she's very good at doing that.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hama - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 512 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley's Dilemma by kakistocrat reviews
Dudley Dursley had a very nice life. A good job, a nice house, a loving family. He even had his parents living nearby. Then, one short walk with his four year old daughter changed that all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,412 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Whirlpool's Rebirth by ShadowWolf Zero reviews
During the training trip with Jiraya Naruto finds his diary. Originally looking for jutsus he chances upon information on his family. Two months down the road and he finds the ruins of his mother's home village. What changes will this cause in him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,250 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
A Scarred View by LuxaLucifer reviews
Ibiki is shopping when he meets someone he never expected to see...a cheery, older woman who used to be his babysitter. Imagine his shock when she invites him over for dinner! Not pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Tiger, Burning Bright by YFate reviews
Her spirit burns too bright for even the Dragon to snuff out. Now, what awaits her on this strange moon she has forsaken her own kind to save? A TrudyXOC "after" fic.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Trudy C. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 6,709 - Follows: 2,439 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Mixed Signals by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka & Anko's first date: in which everything that can go wrong, does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Acceptance by Fanwoman reviews
Shino gets overlooked a lot. But what about when he doesn't? A little funny, a little touching, and a lot Shino, this glimpse into his early Academy days explores his first encounters with his future teammates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Shino A., Hinata H., Kiba I., Team Eight - Complete
A Day in the by Merlin Missy reviews
This is the first day of the rest of Death's life.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Death - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 485 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Freedom Dreamer by fringeperson reviews
Harry went to the goblins and emptied both the Potter account and the Black account, which he had inherited from his godfather Sirius. With a little more of their help, he left England behind and was given the chance to start a new life... at sea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Shanks - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gai sensei by Commander Zia reviews
/A Gai character study\\ Still, he wasn't complaining. He was happy as their beloved Gai-sensei, and what else mattered, really?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kyonko's New Life by LagomorphMan reviews
Kyon wakes up one day as a girl, in yet another one of Haruhi's bizarre incidents. Now s/he must find out what happened, save the world from another near-apocalypse, and hopefully change back to normal. But, first he needs to ask, does s/he even want to?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,111 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Slumber My Darling by auri mynonys reviews
Toph has spent years trying to reconcile herself with her family, but when that fails, she withdraws to Ba Sing Se – and Iroh's teashop. There she tries to recover from old wounds with Iroh's help. Nominated for the Universal Fanfiction Open Awards.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Iroh, Toph
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Guide Me Home by Qwi-Xux reviews
They were engulfed in war and had already lost so much when circumstance pulled them together. - Eventual Ursa/Hakoda, takes place during the show without contradicting canon. -COMPLETE-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,144 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hakoda, Ursa - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 446 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
It's Only the End of the World Again by daymarket reviews
A misanthropic bastard, a liverless doormat, a reluctant demon, and a body-challenged angel team up to save the world. Much confusion results.
Crossover - Good Omens & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. Crowley, G. House - Complete
Final Exam by Magnusrae reviews
A young archer wants to prove she is worthy of being the best of the best. But while her technical skills are great, she lacks the proper yu-yan attitude. Will traveling with a banished Prince help her find her true path? Season one; NO romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,004 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 750 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Sweet Attack by unkeptsecret reviews
Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,005 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rock, Revy, Balalaika, Chang - Complete
Scarlet and Black by Vathara reviews
Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 331 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Supervillian Snape by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Severus S., Joker - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 12,876 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
DADA Sensei by MischievousPuck reviews
As a means of establishing good relations between the shinobi and wizarding world, Iruka accepts the challenge of becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Can he even make it past the front door?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Iruka U. - Complete
Coping by Storymaster Caith reviews
People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Sharpening Iron by WhyMustIWrite reviews
The road of life is easier to walk with a traveling companion. Some friendships occur naturally and spontaneously. Others take more time and effort, and occasional manipulation from the local expert in psychological torture. This is one of those times.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 6,765 - Follows: 1,482 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Different Sort by lightofhislife reviews
Thestrals! Luna/Hagrid friendshipfic/one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Luna L., Rubeus H. - Complete
Murder by Publicity by Seraphina2 reviews
Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
The Weekend Project by chibi heishi reviews
Outside of every ninja village are smaller, simpler towns that the village relies upon for various needs. However, as Kakashi is about to find out, even small towns can hide big secrets. And if they survive this, then Iruka has a LOT of explaining to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
AN: Jostling Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
Baki watches Kankuro, Temari, Gaara become teachers at the Suna Academy. Ch 6! Temari & Kankuro join Gaara to rescue Matsuri while Baki hunts Karumaru with the help of some familiar Leaf nins. Mild spoilers for Rescue Matsuri arc. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 817 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 7,688 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Six Things You Never Knew About the Discworld by Merlin Missy reviews
On wishing, dating, literary pursuits, kingship, and Large Bubbling Baths With Water Pumped Through Jets And Attached Loofa .
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 5,865 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fly Me to the Moon by DigiFruit reviews
Ino gets into a fight with her parents and runs away from home. She decides to crash at Naruto’s place for the time being, since he’s the only one with a place of his own. Sakura, however, does not approve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 245 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Riddick Rides the Pale Horse by Saismaat reviews
There is trouble in the multiverse after Lord Marshal Riddick takes the dead fleet across the threshold. The Necromongers end up in the Underverse. He ends up on the Discworld. And now the boundaries are fading and dragons are popping out all over . .
Crossover - Discworld & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,565 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Susan Sto Helit, Riddick - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 6,142 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 564 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari, OC - Complete
Split by demonicnargles reviews
His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Performer by Storymaster Caith reviews
Demons aren't the only dangerous things in the desert of the Village of Sand. How fortunate that the sand's greatest assassin is also her greatest liar. A Kankuro oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Kankuro - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Chichi no hi Iruka! by Reidluver reviews
Means, "Happy Father's Day, Iruka!" While out paying respects to his deceased father, Iruka doesn't expect what is laying in store for him at his own apartment, courtesy of everyone's favorite ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5874 - Favs: 12,818 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Firefly in the Pitch Black by shadowglove reviews
River and Kaylee end up on the ship that crashes on the monster-filled planet in Pitch Black. River must keep Kaylee safe, keep her identity secret from Johns, explore her attraction to Riddick, oh, yeah, and NOT get eaten in the process. River/Riddick
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,727 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - River - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Company by CuteCButtons reviews
An exploration of Shino, his relationship with Hinata, and the Aburame Clan. Contains romantic comedy, drama, and general ninja action in the form of intrigue and battles. ShinoHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,939 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Black and Blue Lagoon by Nugar reviews
Rock and an unconscious Revy end up adrift after a botched pirating job, finally ending up on a deserted island. Revy sees a new side to Rock as he fights man and nature to save her, but the real danger may be more insidious. They're out of cigarettes.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unpeeled Fruit by hello camel reviews
Zuko, Sokka, gen; - "You're peeling that orange all wrong."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
AN: Howling Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
SPOILERS for Rescue Sasuke Arc. Gaara, Kankuro and Temari help Baki through an Inquisition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,473 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
The Road Less Travelled by Nandireya reviews
My take on Season Three...Chapter Nineteen The war is over and Zuko has taken the throne...now his work really begins...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,409 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Zuko
A Matter of Patience by AssaultSloth reviews
A series of oneshots primarily focusing on the many colorful minor characters in the Avatar universe. Bumi and Toph earthbend the rules to pieces! Sokka and Hakoda cheat death in a father-son fishing trip! The Combustion Man's tragic origins explored!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Toph, Bumi - Complete
Gai's mud adventure by kayori reviews
Gai finds himself losing to Kakashi. Not yaoi. Mindless drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
AN: Forceful Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
Baki helps Temari, Kankuro and Gaara in the aftermath of the Konoha invasion. Ch1 Baki Chronicles Ch2 Crystal Caves Ch3 Fathers' Legacies Ch4 Homecoming
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Shore by LavenderSkies reviews
Takes place after the season 2 finale. By orders of Fire Lord Ozai, Iroh is to be beheaded. Determined to return the favor, Aang is prepared to rescue. But what will Zuko do? This is a story about the banished prince trying to find his way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,995 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
An Accurate Mind by Mara Greengrass reviews
Two great minds that think alike. Watch out, worlds.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2007 - River - Complete
Tales of a Would Be Jounin by tokara2132 reviews
Complete. After a visit to the Memorial Stone and a talk with his most memorable student, Umino Iruka decides to go for the jounin rank. Will he choke or will he get assistance from the most unlikely of places? Part Three.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,409 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Routine by Pure Chocolatte reviews
Sandsib fic. A peek into a sacred time of the day for Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Spoilers up till the Rescue Gaara arc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Life with Gai by KAZU.BOU reviews
Life without Gai would be boring and dull Kakashi decided. No pairings. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Naruto: The Garden by MountainWind reviews
A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
AN: Dry Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
The trials of Baki, master of Wind Sword and Sensei to Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Ch 1 Team Baki Forms Ch 2 Becoming Tools Ch 3 Emotional Training Ch 4 Finding Identities Ch 5 Adventures in Nightingale Country Ch 6 Losing the Tomboy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,519 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Changing Sands by everyday0203 reviews
just my imagination running wild on a scenario that could have happened but didn't after gaara was defeated by naruto...GaaraSakura of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,952 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 4,739 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hobby by Galance reviews
Gaara took up a nice little pastime, much to his siblings' delight. What is his hobby? Well... They're not exactly sure. Rated for bad words. Sandsib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Reliable by redex reviews
KakaGai. Gai knows him too well, and the cycle goes on. Spoilers only for Kakashi Gaiden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 530 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Sick by metro.max reviews
What happens when Toph gets sick? Why, Sokka, of course! [oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Full Bloom by Random1377 reviews
Sakura notices something odd in the mirror, and since her mother seems hesitant to explain what's going on, she decides to find her own answers...but is she ready for the truth? First place winner in the 2006 Great Heaven and Earth Fanfiction Contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 310 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
I'm Not Alone Anymore by Angel Weasel-Woman reviews
AU What if Haku had managed to leave the Hidden Mist Country before Zabuza found him? What if Naruto and he happened to meet? How will their lives change? Or, more importantly, how will their destinies change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Picture of Health by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Some days it ain't so bad, this business of talking to things as don't keep their brains where he can see them.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Mal - Complete
Pick up! Brothers Week of Bonding by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Sequel to The Games We Play. Temari's gone away and left Kankurou and Gaara to their one devices. Will they behave themselves? Pffft. Not a chance with Kankurou around! Gaara do your best not to be corrupted! Temari's due home a little early!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
Looking Forwards, Seeing Backwards by Fatuous One reviews
Anko finds herself taken off active duty due to her connection with Orochimaru. Frustrated and powerless to get past the politics of her situation, she might yet find an answer to her dilemma, and in the most unlikely of places.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Anko M.
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Simple Gift by vampirepenguin reviews
Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
And Goodbye by The Sh33p reviews
Born with a cool breeze, grown and forged in fire and war, a message on a blade will be his legacy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Until the Horizon by Snickerer reviews
Some people just aren't cut out to be quiet dead.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Half Truths and Whole Lies by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT]“And you left him!” “What could I do? She was looking at me like I was the next piece of flesh waiting to be chopped up into soup!” [Implied AnkoIruka]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
What Might Be by Sakiku reviews
Kyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Nai Nai Saves the Day by Araeph reviews
COMPLETE! Mulan is an honored guest at a celebration, but she still needs a little family help to see it through. Her dress is deadly, the cricket gets loose, and she's framed for a crime she didn't commit. I think it's going well, don't you?
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Filling in the Emptiness by Lithe-Fider reviews
Shino & Hinata fic. Kept very in character. Also w Kiba, Shibi Aburame, & my version of his mom. Shino reveals his feelings, & why he wears glasses, to Hinata...then she has to visit the Aburame clan...Starts off angsty, gets romantic by the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Just Because by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Anko x Iruka] Anko drops by, and Iruka's day only gets weirder from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 896 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death's Precipice by The Sh33p reviews
Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Oni by Lanse reviews
Legends speak of a fearsome creature living on the forbidden mountain. Escaping to its domain, one woman will discover just how real a legend can be. 2005 RKRC romanceWAFF runner up.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,003 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Expidence by Dyce reviews
COMPLETE. A very alternative universe, in which one word in the wrong ear sets off a very different train of events from the canon. SSNM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Helping Hand by Sessy-sama reviews
Hinata attempts to cook for her team, but only Shino can come. Navigating the kitchen may prove to be more of a problem than she thought, though. ShinoHinata Fluff! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Strings by The Sh33p reviews
A rambling look into the thoughts of Kankuro as he carries out a mission that neither Gaara or Temari are suited for... Oneshot, semiintrospective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Snape's Return by Pasi reviews
How Dumbledore recruited Snape. Written prior to OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete