Author has written 2 stories for Hellboy, and Twilight.
Name: You can just call me Protectress
Age: Depends on when you ask me, some days I feel pretty damn old, other days I feel pretty young!
Gender: Well... I'm female... I think... (looks down) Yup! All girl here! lol.
Favorites: I love all kinds of anime, Harry Potter, and other kinds of books.
Info: I can't spell worth crap but I love to write, which is kinda weird... but, yeah.
There is nothing to do in my hometown at all. Which is why I write stories.
I have 1 sister named Brittany, a brother named Clay, and a niece named Katlyn (SHE'S SO CUTE -)
So... yeah... that's pretty much my life...
Oh! And I have a little dog named Phoenix! He's part Pug and part Weenie dog! lol. He's actually kinda cute! lol.
I love to hear from new people, so if you wanna chat, please let me know!
"I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!"
"And they'd (the Death Eaters) love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry Potter
"But you are normal!" said Harry fiercely. "You've just got a-a problem-"
“Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.”
“If you love someone, tell them. Because hearts are often broken with words left out.”
“He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies.’”
“Even angels are caught in the ribbons of temptation.”
“It is a sad day indeed when the fate of the world; is placed into the hands of children.”
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy is a man who is afraid of the light.”
“Beware of those who want to put you down. Beware of those who want to destroy what you fight for. Beware most of all of those who make you think they’re your friend, but turn out to be your worst enemy.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
“Why is the symbol of love a rose, when a rose always dies?”
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.”
“The best things in life are unseen that’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.”
“Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out… but to see who cares enough to tear them down.”
“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… it’s about getting out there and dancing in the rain.”
“Love can make you fight even the strongest of evils.”
“I want to know what it is like to love, and forget what it is like to destroy.”
“Love can be the one thing that can give us our greatest power.”
“Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.”
“When the world says, ‘Give up’, hope whispers, ‘Try it one more time’.”
“I’ll toss my coins in the fountain, look for clovers in grassy lawns, search for shooting stars in the night sky. Cross my fingers and dream on.”
“All of us, no matter how small we may appear, have our own kind of power inside of us.”
“When the night wind howls in your ear, and there is no moon out to shine on me, you’ll be my light in the darkest of dark.”
“Normal is overrated.”
“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.”
“When the snow melts, what does it become?” -Hatori from Fruits Basket
“If all of my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn’t, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.”
“I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out.”
“Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most.”
“Great souls suffer in silence.”
“Trust takes years to build, but seconds to shatter.”
“Will people ever cease their wars or violence? Or will they persist, even when the very moon weeps tears of blood for their sins….”
“Mornings wouldn’t be so bad if they started later.”
“Ce sera, sera. What will be, will be.” -Shigure from Fruits Basket
“When all the other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.”
"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest"
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
“All of the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.”
“The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.”
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”
“She said she usually cried at least once a day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short.”
“What lies before us and what lies behind us are nothing compared to what lies within us.”
“Be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them”
“Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean I’m not out to get you.”
“When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.”
“I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.”
“I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd come out and eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.”
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“It is better to open your eyes and say you don't understand, than to close your eyes and say you don't believe.”
“No one is normal. There are just a lot of weird people with things in common.”
“I don't mind arguing with myself its when I lose that troubles me.”
“Join the Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.”
“Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke.”
“Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet...”
“Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.”
“I didn’t want a dog, but I got one anyway because you need a license to get a monkey and that costs money.”
"Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport."
“Double, double, toil and troubles, muthafuckas! You just got cursed!!”
“The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.”
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the bull to not attack you because you are a vegetarian.”
“You never grow up… you just learn how to behave in public.”
“Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!”
“I write for the same reason I breathe… because if I didn’t, I would die.”
“Perhaps Dumbledore had not lost his last few marbles while searching for a lemon drop that morning.”
“Hello, I don’t give a damn who you are, I don’t want to buy anything, and if you are not a telemarketer what the hell do you want?”
“I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
“I’ll never understand how we go from, sickness to sorrow, to brats, to more sorrow, to venting, to writing, to reading, to painting, to Uno.”
“I can see yer lips movin’, but all I can hear is ‘Yackety yak, I’m a fuckin’ nutjob, please shoot me in the head.’”
“It’s a prissy little romance novel that, converted into film form, could be considered porn.”
“I’ll enlighten you; Prince Charming was nothing more than a charismatic womanizer.”
"OK, hold that thought, my hangover has just caught up with me...I need to go pray to the porcelain god."
“Good people do not turn other people into water coolers.” -Charmed
Piper: Did you hear that?
“I would rather stand with my back to those I love to protect them, then turn my back on them to harm them.”
“Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.”
“You can’t end a good party without someone on the floor.”
“It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.”
“Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they're likely to fall on their face.” -Twilight Saga
“That would be just like me -- ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.” -Twilight Saga
“You're not a magnet for accidents--that's not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you." -Twilight Saga
“I'm absolutely ordinary — well, except for bad things like all the near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I’m almost disabled.” -Twilight Saga
“If I don’t have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I’m demanding a refund!” -Twilight Saga
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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Okay, well, right now I only have one story finished and I don't know about the other that I was doing... but I do plan on writing two more stories and posting them when I get done with them just so people don't have to wait long.
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