Sirius'sBeauty
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Joined 08-02-03, id: 430598
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Moulin Rouge.
Ah..hello!

KELSEY here! I'm an interesting mix of insanity and sensitivity. I thrive on parodies and angst..interesting mix, eh?

WOO HOO, Here's some of my favorite stuff:

1.CARAMEL APPLES! I mean c'mon they're so YUMMY!!..OKAY yea, I eat all the time SUE ME! I have no self control when it comes to the munchies. Is that a crime??

2.Orlando Bloom..He's even yummier than the caramel apples..

3.Moulin Rouge. The best movie EVER. AND of course POTC.

4. Toe Socks. Aint they hilarious?! All those stripeys and polka dots and monkeys and things to put between your toes!

5. Nicole Kidman. The best actress to have graced the silver screen, thank you very much.

6. Stella. She's my ff bestest buddy! AND WE"RE BOTH CAMEO-HAPPY! Yay for us!!

7. Rosemarie..*Sigh* Can you get any more wonderful, dear? I adore you so much, and you are one of a kind. If you havent read her work, you really should!

8. Acting. Someday I'm going to be a REAL actress!..PFFTT, yeah right. I wish!

8. YOU!! C'mere! *smooch* No wait come back! *you run away in horror*

So if you give me all that stuff I'll be your friend forever. Go ahead, FORK IT OVER!

But a little side note for all you guys. I love you all to death! If I could I would squeeze you to reeses pieces. You're all amazingly talented, and yall make my day. *Much Love*

Anyway, feel free to email me or something 'cause it makes me happy..

AND just so ya know I update randomly (though often) so just feel free to check my stories whenever you come on here if you wanna..you NEVER know when it'll have changed..MUAHAHA!!!!

~KeLsEy~

PS
Shrimp is NO longer rockin. Frosted Flakes are NOW rockin!!

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Fairy Tale No Longer by Rosemarie-ouhisama reviews
Chapter Four up! AU followup to Yvi's Palingenesis: He Should have known idealism would only last so long...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,024 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Satine, Christian
You destroy me by freaker reviews
Updated!!! ''When you're with him, is it his face that you see or mine!?''he roared, his voice filled with anguish. His grip on her had not loosened. Story About Draco Malfoy's rise to power and the only witch able to stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Depp Family Reunion by MadamStella reviews
What if MadamStella and TheFourthWheel got really drunk one afternoon, and decided to write a story with all of the Johnny Depp characters they could think of? IT'S A DEPP FAMILY REUNION! AGENT SANDS! ROUX! EDWARD SCISSORHANDS! JACK!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2004
The Cheesy version of OOTP by beorn J reviews
Cheese galore! I dedicate this fan fic to whoever was responsible for the cheesiness of the HP movies. OOTP spoilers. Rated PG for ONE swear word
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P.
Too Many Plot Bunnies! by arwentheelf02 reviews
COMPLETE! What happens when plot bunnies raid your house. Told in 2nd person. Inspired by a different fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
Will and Elizabeth find their true selves by GuruPurple reviews
Will runs of to Tahiti with a parrot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Hell and High Water by quicklime reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is seemingly untouched by time...which doesn't -really- make a love affair with Will Turner's daughter appropriate...but it's a delight nonetheless, as long as her parents don't find out and her lover doesn't drink himself to death (R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
Beauty of Words by Valkyrie88 reviews
Don't let hurtful people bring you down...no...keep your chin up and always look foward to what life brings you each day. Love.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2003
In the Burrows of My Keep by Black Tangled Heart reviews
Nini and the Argentinean find a moment of peace before Spectacular Spectacular.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2003
The Way It Should Be by DJRocky99 reviews
I don't think there are any words to describe this thing, hehe. Rated PG-13 for languageadult situations. On hiatus -- see chapter 11 for details
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,387 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002
Christian's Patron by Lady McClellan reviews
Added a new chapter! New chapter 9 just came out of nowhere.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,963 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 5/17/2002
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Jail Bird by Tarabridget87 reviews
The Duke has Christian sent to Alcatraz Penitentiary to pay for stealing away Satine! Poor Christian adjusts to the life of a being a jail bird and plans his cunning escape. But what will Christian find when he returns? Please R&R!! (Completed)
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
Christian Becomes an American by Tarabridget87 reviews
The bizarre tale of Christian's hardships once he arrives in America and his struggles with accepting his Scottish roots. Please R&R! (Completed)
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
What Really Happened at the Big Ol' Wind Mill! by Tarabridget87 reviews
You may think you know the tale of the Moulin Rouge. How very wrong you are. This is the true story of what really happened at that big ol' wind mill. Please R&R! (Completed)
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Complete
The Golden Years by Tarabridget87 reviews
Satine and Christian are the oldest living people in the world as of the year 2003. They are both 129 years old and have some elderly life problems. It's just so stupid, it might actually be funny. R&R, tell me what you think.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2002
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My Broken Promise reviews
Will's last moments of life..Elizabeth watches as the man she loves loses his last hope for survival.. I just felt like writing something really sad. (Updated: NOT a one-shot) READ AND REVIEW.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Complete
Living for You reviews
And perhaps they're right. Perhaps I have lost my sanity. And yet still, you need to understand my story before you judge me. There are always questions to be answered.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 10/16/2003