An Escaped Rabbit
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Joined 10-13-12, id: 4306180, Profile Updated: 05-11-15
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, and Sherlock.

My pen name was formerly es99se. It is now An Escaped Rabbit, though you probably know that, seeing as you're reading this page.

Here's my brand new Tumblr blog. You can go check it out if you want.

Attention, Sherlock writers! Here's a challenge- write a story (anything from a drabble to a hundred-chapter story) in which Anthea turns out to be Mary Morstan.(If you can somehow make it non-AU, I'll be extremely impressed, but it's not important.) You can make it a minor side point or the focus of the piece, whatever you want. Send it to me or Jack63kids so we can put it in our community, Her Real Name Is Mary. Have fun!

My grammar pet peeves include, but are not limited to:

  • "That" instead of "who". It's pretty simple; use "who" for people and "that" for animals, objects, and so on. Please, guys! I wince every time I see it. Just stop!
  • Commas. Need I say more?
  • When people use apostrophes for plurals. Example: "The Malfoy's were a family of three." Do you have any idea how you're butchering the English language? And speaking of which...
  • Your/you're confusion as well as...
  • Their/there/they're confusion and...
  • Lose/loose confusion and finally...
  • It's/Its confusion. This is one of the more understandable mistakes, but still.
  • When people don't stick question marks after questions. I realize sometimes it may not be said in a questioning tone, but that doesn't stop it from being a question. Speaking of which...
  • When people stick question marks where they shouldn't go. For example, "I asked her where she was going?" There should be no question mark there!
  • "Whenever" instead of "when". I've never actually seen this written down, but my idiot classmates say it constantly. There are indeed many circumstances where "whenever" is correct, but there are also many where it is not. Stop! Please, stop!
  • "Is is." This is another one that I don't think I've ever seen written down. My teachers, of course, say it all the time. "The point is," someone will say, pausing for emphasis here, "is that..." If you didn't get that, I'll repeat it. "The point is is that..." Really, that's just wrong.
  • If you actually read that whole thing, I'll reward you with a grammar quote. As Joan Didion once said, "Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power."
  • I'm currently plotting an AU Sherlock piece and a Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's piece. They It probably won't get done anytime soon, though. I have a horrible work ethic when it comes to fanfiction. Meanwhile, please feel free to read my other stories. :)

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    Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
    During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Beauty and the Beast!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,192 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
    An Innocent Man by Fang's Fawn reviews
    "And what about John Watson?" Sherlock had asked. He had expected a rather dull answer...after all, he had been away. He had not expected to hear that John had spent the past two years in prison. Series 3 AU. No slash.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,150 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
    Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
    Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
    Oh Mary by mrspencil reviews
    Mary's view of Mary Morstan and the events of the third series. Wishing MapleleafCameo a very happy birthday:-)
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/13/2014
    A Study in Brevity by Hummingbird2 reviews
    A collection of episode-based six-word ficlets.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/31/2013
    The Snape Chronicles by notwolf reviews
    The Harry Potter stories as seen from another perspective-Snape's.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,093 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Mini Mysteries: 221b Series by Ennui Enigma reviews
    An experiment in writing 221B formatted, mini-mysteries. Inspiration by an eclectic perusal of real and not-so-real crime cases. No guarantee on the quality of these whodunits. Solution in subsequent chapter. (Ok to post spoilers or possible solutions in review).
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
    For The Tumblr Prompt by gurlzluvindabooks89 reviews
    This is from the tumblr prompt if you know it, though it reads fine if you don't. Basically a lot of angst.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8 - Complete
    Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
    "Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
    Terry Pratchett Meets Death by Page-Mistress reviews
    When he dies, Terry Pratchett meets someone he didn't expect. Dedicated to all who mourn his loss. Written in a few hours of the author herself learning.
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12 - Binky, Death - Complete
    Stairs by LDLFF reviews
    What's wrong, John?
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/1 - John W. - Complete
    A Slice of Agate by Mycroft-mione reviews
    Prompt fills for the Stratified Agate Competition on the HPFC forum. Completed: Level One 75%, Level Two 75%.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/28 - Ron W., Hermione G.
    100 Themes about Nico and Hades by Lemariz reviews
    Hades is a powerful god and Nico di Angelo is only a troubled boy, but deep down, they're not that different at all. One hundred short stories about the father-son relationship between Hades and Nico. All unrelated. Chapter 19. Gray
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,405 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hades, Nico A.
    Today You Are You by ghostyStarr reviews
    "Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!" Or, when Nico finds that he has nothing more to wish for. Solangelo. ((Happy Birthday, Nico!))
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hades, Hazel L. - Complete
    The Goldfish Bowl by Jennistar1 reviews
    When Sherlock is seven, their parents decide that both Sherlock and Mycroft need to meet other children. Sherlock gets a pleasant surprise. Mycroft...doesn't.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' by VivyPotter reviews
    These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic)
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/30/2014
    Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
    Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
    Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 7,308 - Follows: 7,433 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
    The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
    Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,663 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
    The Questionnaire by Arty Diane reviews
    "I have a list of hypothetical situations here. I will read them and I want you to tell me how you would react in those situations." John looked uncertain for a moment, then he sighed in resignation, "Fine, ask away." When Sherlock manages to drag his friends into his social experiment, insanity ensues. Inspired by the AU stories in the Sherlock fandom! Next up: The Drugs Squad!
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
    Confusing Initials by Arty Diane reviews
    For My dear friend, Ennui Enigma's birthday! John doesn't seem to be able to get a break. As if the problem with his blog wasn't enough, he now has to deal with the confusion of who is writing what at the comments section of today's post. Why does everyone have to use their initials?
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
    Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
    The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
    Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have happened due to those changes...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,730 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D.
    Our Dear Brother by Ballykissangel reviews
    A little AU 221B on the theory of the other brother. Adrian comes for a visit, Mycroft is surprised, and Anthea is called Lola and has to share her sanitizing hand wipes.
    Crossover - Monk & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Adrian M., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
    The Devil's Heart by owlcroft reviews
    A man like Sherlock Holmes is considered a hero by some and a right bastard by others. But he also proves the adage that one can tell at least as much about a man from his detractors as one can from his friends. Here, Sherlock solves two crimes and one mystery, and inadvertently reveals a little about his enemies, a little about his friends, and quite a bit about himself.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2014
    Heir by Na'hiel reviews
    When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 182,977 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
    The Blood of Olympus: An Epilogue by moonshroom420 reviews
    Leo Valdez had prepared himself for lots of things. A salmon was not one of them. - With no epilogue of it's own, I decided to write one for BoO. Obviously, spoilers. Don't read if you haven't read BoO. Major spoilers. One-shot. T because of violent appearance of salmons.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Calypso, Nico A., Leo V. - Complete
    Nico di Angelo and the Cow Bell by moonshroom420 reviews
    'Jason wished he could put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck to remind him the guy was there.' - The House of Hades. In which Jason, Percy and Leo indeed put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck, and find out what a bad idea it is. One-shot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Nico A., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
    and get him to swap our places by earlyable reviews
    Voldemort and Moriarty swap places! Shock! HORROR!
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Complete
    In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
    After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and events largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
    Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
    When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
    Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
    Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
    Milking It For All It's Worth by Old Ping Hai reviews
    Sherlock stops by the store to pick up a bottle of milk and goes home with something unexpected.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
    The Owner's Manual to SHERLOCK by aquagirl520 reviews
    "Congratulations on your purchase of the new SHERLOCK units proudly presented by BBC Inc." Result of becoming 'Sherlocked' and starving for season 3. Hints at Sherlock/John.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H.
    Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
    What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    A Beginner's Guide to Selecting Your First Pet by AkitaFallow reviews
    Gladstone was not a dog. Nor a cat, or a fish, or any other conventional pet. Honestly, John still wasn't sure what sort of creature Gladstone really was, but he certainly remembered thinking he'd had a bit too much to drink when he came home to find it lying on the sitting room carpet.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
    A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,903 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
    What Actually Happened by Queen of the Crossroads reviews
    Who called Moriarty in A Scandal in Belgravia? Based off a picture I found that's pretty funny. This story is.. pretty short.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
    How Goldfish can lead to War by detectivejigsaw reviews
    Sherlock gets Mycroft a goldfish for his birthday; Mycroft is amused, and retaliates. Things escalate from there. Kind of AU, because it's after their conversation in TEH, but John is living at Baker Street. If you want, you can see it as when he's avoiding Mary after learning she was an assassin. Warning: here there be fluffiness, at least towards the end.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
    What Makes a Brother by detectivejigsaw reviews
    John finally figures out a way to convince people he and Sherlock aren't a couple. Sherlock learns an interesting truth at the same time. I'm not sure how to make this longer, so I'm calling it complete. If you have suggestions, I'd love to hear them. I don't own, etc.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    A Bug in the Electrical System by mapplepie reviews
    When Sherlock was seven, he developed an aversion to public transportation, which may or may not have been due to the 600 foot worm that tried to eat him on a trip in New York.
    Crossover - Men In Black & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Agent J, Sherlock H. - Complete
    Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
    The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
    The Watson's Guide to Raising a Child (AKA Sherlock) by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
    Seven steps to raising a child... or, at least, raising Sherlock. John/Mary/Sherlock platonic fluff.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
    Flesh Memory by kanukoris reviews
    Hannibal/Sherlock crossover. Hannibal Lecter and Sherlock Holmes are two brilliant minds that can't help but be intrigued by one another. Are they friend or foe? They circle around each other carefully, entering into a deadly contest of wills. [dark cat and mouse game]
    Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Will G., Hannibal L.
    Hermione's Secret by VivyPotter reviews
    "Good job, says the voice in her head. She hates the voice in her head – Ana, she's named it. How cliché." WARNING: Eating disorder. Oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
    Your Wish is - WHAT? by vovo611 reviews
    After defeating Kronos, Percy declines the offer to become a god. However, no one ever said anything about taking over the world. In approximately one week, Percy manages to tame some kangaroos, get himself roped into making England less foggy, and convinces Athena to sing backup at a concert in LA. Hey, anything for the emperor, eh? Oneshot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
    A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
    When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 4,635 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Broken by Batsutousai reviews
    Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D. - Complete
    Moose Musings by Ennui Enigma reviews
    Sherlock and John explore the theoretical physics of moose-induced decapitation on their way to search for a large black wolf and its companion hawk. Nod to another fan fiction story by mapleleafcameo, "malediction".
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
    Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
    Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
    This Is Going To Be Fun by Erenem reviews
    What is if someone else was also there that night at the pool? Someone we thought we all knew?
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Mary M. - Complete
    Algebra for Detectives by gauchadeutsche reviews
    While Sherlock is recovering at the hospital (the second time), desperate for distractions, he receives a call from a new friend that keeps him useful and occupied. It's everyone's favorite curly-haired, crime-solving ringbearer, Archie! May be read as part of the Chair series or as a standalone fic.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Archie - Complete
    Protectress, Protector by Astrid Goes For A Spin reviews
    For the Fat Lady, it's not a stretch to believe that Sirius Black is innocent, but she still doesn't let him into her tower. She has hundreds of Gryffindors to protect; he a single Potter. Peter Pettigrew, however, is neither of their charge.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sirius B., The Fat Lady - Complete
    The Experiments of Tom Marvolo Riddle by YT12J reviews
    Tom Riddle always experimented a lot, but his time travel experiment got out of hand when he was transported to Privet Drive, at the time that Harry Potter lives there. When they go to Hogwarts together, Tom's unknown presence has a lot of effects. But can they put aside their differences and actually become friends?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,030 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Fish and Chips Friday by Sarah1281 reviews
    While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Eggwarming: A Study in Smaug by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
    John Watson has the privilege of witnessing many strange things during life at Baker Street. From eyeballs in the microwave to hunting for bombs in underground train stations, nothing is normal. But nothing quite prepares him to come home to find Sherlock has stolen evidence from the police again and taken all his jumpers for a nest, trying to hatch what just may be a dragon egg.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC - Complete
    A Gentle Nudge by Nienna Telrunya reviews
    After "His Last Vow," Sherlock and Mycroft have a chat.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Masquerades by Ennui Enigma reviews
    "Dr. John Watson" - or so the name badge claimed. He wasn't so sure if he deserved the title.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2014 - John W. - Complete
    Mary's First Kidnapping by fanfictionlover101 reviews
    In which Mary is kidnapped, given a choice, and declines it after a peaceful date with John Watson.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
    Great Minds (Terrible Yes, but Great) Think Alike by I. H. Scribe reviews
    Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Fred W., George W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
    The Woman that Changed Things by I. H. Scribe reviews
    In an attempt to warn his family, and hopefully prevent several deaths, Harry Potter uses a ritual to send his biography back in time to his mother. Only he messes up, and Petunia ends up with them instead. (Not a Read-the-Books-Together type story)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Sirius B., Minerva M., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
    Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
    After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
    A Study In Parentage by Itty Bitty Albatross reviews
    A quick look at the godly parents of some Sherlock characters, and the traits they passed on.
    Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
    Five Times John was Kidnapped by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
    After Sherlock returns John finds himself being kidnapped far too regularly for his liking.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anderson - Complete
    Certainties by Nomad1 reviews
    Only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. The anthropomorphic personification of one meets the man behind the other.
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Vetinari, Death - Complete
    Vindictive Heritage by chappysmom reviews
    A one-shot in the Heritage Series: What if John's father, having kicked him out when he was 18, is now the Earl and feeling ... vindictive?
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Of Socks and String Theory by Ennui Enigma reviews
    Quantum physics at its worst... oh, and, an alligator
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
    Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
    Reverse by Roxanne15927 reviews
    What if it was John Watson on the roof of St. Bart's? Oneshot, no slash.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Variations in Purchasing Criteria by CaffieneKitty reviews
    John and Sherlock buy a microwave.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
    Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
    Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    A Small Grey Stone by Paimpont reviews
    At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
    The Colour of Light Part IV: Interlude by oleanderhoney reviews
    He pictures the spidering fissures of eggshell just before it implodes, jettisoning not yolk, but blood and brain matter in its wake.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2013 - J. Moriarty - Complete
    Obliviation by I. H. Scribe reviews
    Sherlock gets in over his head while investigating his two new, not-sibling neighbors.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Juxtapostion by mangoism reviews
    Death has a sense of humor. One shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Nagini - Complete
    Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
    This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
    Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
    Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
    Assistants Keep the Best Secrets by therunawaypen
    Everyone knew Irene Adler had her share of secrets. And Kate knew how to keep secrets and keep herself out of trouble. After all, that's what assistants do. Anthea can sympathize.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Anthea, Kate - Complete
    You Raise Me Up by dancingloki reviews
    When Sherlock Holmes was born, his mother was horrified to find him defective. Winglock, John/Sherlock, themes of child abuse/neglect.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
    My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
    Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 3,695 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
    You remind me of someone by Arty Diane reviews
    A conversation between John and Sherlock. Sherlock does not like John's mustache, so he uses every means possible to persuade John to shave it. But John wouldn't be swayed that easily. Who would win this battle of wits? And what does Lestrade have to do with this?
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
    Why Sherlock keeps taking John's laptop? by Arty Diane reviews
    John and Sherlock have a conversation in order to find an answer to the above question!
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
    Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
    So Let's Go Where We're Happy by rabbit keys reviews
    The Mirror of Erised - - - - "I show not your face, but your heart's desire." - - - - A strange mirror is in an antique shop. Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and DI Greg Lestrade happen to be visiting that shop to question the owner and end up standing in front of it. Then, years later, John comes back. Two-shot.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Albus D., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
    Writer's Block by chappysmom reviews
    For more than three decades, John Watson and the written word had been the best and closest of friends. Even when he hadn't been writing himself, he had immersed himself in works by other people—anyone from Marcus Aurelius, to Dickens, to Jasper Fforde. And then, he'd been shot. How a bullet through his shoulder had left him bereft of words, he didn't know. (4 chapters)
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Continuing Heritage by chappysmom reviews
    Sherlock looked at his friend, noting the white at the lips, the lines of strain in the forehead, as his fingers curled around the boy's shoulder. Then, before he could help himself, he asked, "He's not your nephew, is he?" Heritage Series #4. (11-chapters)
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,275 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Be Careful What You Wish For by johnsarmylady reviews
    It's eighteen months after the fall, and at a crime scene Anderson opens his mouth and astonishes his colleagues. A 221B with a sense of humour - rated K plus
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson - Complete
    The Drug Squad, Metropolitan by mrspencil reviews
    A fic to mark the birthday of Arty Diane:-) Inspired by her own work regarding the over enthusiastic and single-minded drug squad. "Recreational" has several meanings...
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Anderson, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
    Stolen Melody by Winged Quill reviews
    A serial killer is on the rise, selected talented victims and destroying those talents. He then watches in the wings as they take their own life. Sherlock must, obviously, investigate a killer with such an interesting method. But then he finds himself in over his head, and our killer must ask himself a question. How best to destroy a violinist?
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Ghosts by sherlady reviews
    John Watson is dead, gone from the world of the living for good-at least, he thought. Trapped in a paranormal web, he finds himself inexplicably tangled up in the life of the consulting detective yet again, drawn to Sherlock even in the afterlife. But who knew being dead could make a man feel so alive. (Discontinued fic.)
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
    Dinner by a-hint-of-garlic reviews
    Wherein Jim gets an invitation for dinner, Hannibal thinks he is the only one who gets the joke and Sebastian actually knows which one is the salad fork.
    Crossover - Sherlock & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2013 - J. Moriarty, Hannibal L. - Complete
    A Slytherin's Guide to Hugging Professor Snape by lastcrazyhorn reviews
    A short guide for his Slytherins. Drabble.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
    A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
    One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 160 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Until the End by Roxanne15927 reviews
    Sherlock and John have lived long and happy lives. Both elderly and in a nursing home, they will stay together until the very end. Friendship, brotherly love, not slash! Read, review, favorite, share!
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Rethink by Yamon reviews
    Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
    Ransom of the Red Pirate by chappysmom reviews
    Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
    Sidekick by chappysmom reviews
    After a rough day, John is feeling a bit sorry for himself, but he gets cheered up by an unexpected source. Maybe being a sidekick really isn't that bad! (One chapter one-shot.)
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2013 - John W. - Complete
    The Number You Have Reached by CaffieneKitty reviews
    Inspired by a passing comment about a specific type of phone call. Conversation-format.
    Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
    Snowballs! by Arty Diane reviews
    It all began with John and Sherlock chasing their quarry in a snow covered country side. The chase led to interesting results. The duo decide to prank some of the people they know for Christmas. First stop: Mycroft!
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Spiders or Snakes? by ResidentBunburyist reviews
    Heads in the fridge were not John's breaking point. Corrosive chemicals on his possessions, he could tolerate. But the tarantula is too much. So John the eternally unfettered is afraid of spiders? Interesting... (Of course, don't ask Sherlock to take the case with the asp in the ducts. Snakes, why did it have to be... oh, never mind, he doesn't get the reference anyway.)
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
    Secret Santa by chappysmom reviews
    John finally has the opportunity to get everyone the perfect gift, but has to do it anonymously ... what's a friend to do? (Technically part of the Mistaken Identities universe, but you don't need to have read them for this to make sense. Come in and have some eggnog! Just watch out ... it's sweet in here.)
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W. - Complete
    Fired Up: Don't Mess with the Watsons by chappysmom reviews
    Companion piece to to "Calling in Favors," this tells about Harry's boss's very, very, VERY bad day after she fires Harry after a kidnapping ... because you DON'T mess with the Watsons! (Funny, fluffy, and complete.)
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
    Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
    Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    Trick-Or-Treat by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    While working on a case overseas, John attempts to observe local customs and Sherlock is not particularly impressed. (A Halloween fic.)
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
    More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 248 - Published: 11/2/2012
    Both Sides Now by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
    Mycroft and Sherlock didn't meet until Sherlock was 7, Mycroft lived with his abusive father. Sherlock doesn't learn of the abuse until years later.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,598 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
    Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Just His Kind of Day by MianaRazta reviews
    "You two are certainly not helping fangirling over some futile celebrity." Sherlock said with a cold smile. "Oi!" Lestrade called, not really taking offense in it. "Fangirling? Last I checked I was not a girl." "You were surely acting like one, Detective Inspector." "Oh shut up, Sherlock! It's fucking John Watson, what do you expect?" (It's corrected and beta'ed now.)
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Reaching Through, Reaching For by Hekateras reviews
    Reading zoo exhibit plaques has never been so important.
    Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
    Curses, Foiled Again by nicnac918 reviews
    Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    A Little Leverage by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
    Study in Sherlock by chappysmom reviews
    Sherlock's thoughts and feelings during A Study in Pink. What DID he think of John, and why was he being so NICE?
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
    Study in Lestrade by chappysmom reviews
    The events of Study in Pink from Greg Lestrade's point-of-view. What kind of doctor DOES he think John Watson is, anyway?
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
    Study in Mycroft by chappysmom reviews
    A look at Mycroft's thoughts and actions during a Study in Pink.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
    A Little Help from My Enemies by chappysmom reviews
    Later, John couldn't believe he hadn't seen it coming. But sometimes, help comes from the most unexpected source-though returning the favor can be harder than you think. 2 chapters
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
    The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
    What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
    Everlasting Ink by Cliodhna reviews
    The sign outside the Potters' cottage in Godric's Hollow sees its share of visitors over the years. A collection of drabbles about the people who signed their names, and the ones who couldn't.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
    Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Of Heroes and Dark Lords by krm3DeeDee reviews
    This is a drabble that follows three pairs of heroes and dark lords and the three different relationships between each other. Slightly slashy. ONESHOT.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
    Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
    A Bit of Everything by KCS reviews
    My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
    160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
    160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
    Why Me? by Stixer111 reviews
    Everybody wants to ruin Dr. John Watson's life. Two bored Holmes brothers, a box full of embarrassing photos, and a VERY interested Scotland Yard can only mean trouble for the good doctor. An omegle story told through texts. rated for cursing. mild crack.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    "Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Of Marshmallows and Treasure by Jennistar1 reviews
    Sherlock is ill - grudgingly . Mycroft reads him his favourite book - cheerfully. Brotherly love!
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Guilty By Association by Fool Who Follows reviews
    Apparently, it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent. After the Fall, suspicion falls on those closest to the disgraced Detective…
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade
    Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
    After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    An Interesting Puzzle by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    Mycroft Holmes has had a very bad day. And now it's up to Sherlock and John to make sure he lives to see a new one.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    End Game by Riddle Master 101 reviews
    "A man strides purposefully out of the smoke and gloom that have filled the London night, an umbrella swinging from his hand like an odd walking stick." He's the most dangerous man you'll ever meet, and now Moriarty has just tried to kill his little brother.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
    Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
    British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Falling Inside The Black by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
    Carl Powers laughed at Jim plenty of times before, but it wasn't until he did something horrible to Seb that Jim decided it was time to kill him. Mentions of child abuse. Phobias. Bullying.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Reichenbach by ObookNorth reviews
    Sherlock discovers that his closest friend A is good friends with an old fashioned motor car and B knows how he can survive the pavement outside of St. Bart's. Based on the GIF Gatiss claimed is the solution to the Reichenbach mystery.
    Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Arthur D., Sherlock H.
    A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
    When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Careful What You Ask For by inkvoices reviews
    At the beginning of Hounds of the Baskervilles Sherlock gets a lot of requests. Aziraphale and Crowley ask if he can help them find the Antichrist.
    Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
    Password by Hellen Highwater reviews
    John finally finds a way to keep Sherlock off his laptop. A 221b.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
    ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
    The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
    Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
    Graveside Revelations by Sarah1281 reviews
    After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Are You Sitting Comfortably? by Garmonbozia reviews
    The Storyteller hadn't bloody finished yet, so just sit down, shut up and listen to the ending. Alright, kids? - Oneshot Featuring, btw, the 'clue' Moffat seems to think we all missed. We're not that thick, folks, now, are we?
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
    A Guilty Man by Jennistar1 reviews
    SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
    Road Hazards by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
    Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
    Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
    A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Small Steps To Belonging by donutsweeper reviews
    Sherlock's leaving leads to changes John could not have foreseen- an unexpected flatmate, and an equally unexpected sense of belonging.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
    Enchanted Parchment by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
    Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape hold several private conversations using their pieces of enchanted parchment.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus D., Severus S.
    Of Head Boys and Ties by Jennistar1 reviews
    Mycroft never became Head Boy. This is why. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love!
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Ridiculous by Heart Torn Out reviews
    Lestrade knocks on Mycroft's door, but it isn't Mycroft who answers. Kid!fic in which there is plenty of Mystrade Mycroft/Lestrade and, well, a kid. It's like when lover meets child or when boyfriend meets child. Or when D.I. meets teen-Holmes. Try it!
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
    Write or Die, Moriarty Mode by CaffieneKitty reviews
    One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Candied Yams And Thanksgiving Spirit by saysesydo reviews
    Mycroft forces Sherlock to come to his thanksgiving feast, Sherlock forces John to come with him. Can Sherlock and John manage a normal family meal?
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Nor The Years Condemn by ImpishTubist reviews
    Greg Lestrade rescued a brilliant drug addict from certain death five years ago. Their lives have been intertwined ever since. A series of vignettes that span the five years leading up to "A Study in Pink."
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
    A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
    Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Five Birthdays by Morgan Stuart reviews
    Some birthdays are welcome. Others are not.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    The Heart of the Matter by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
    Albus and Voldemort meet for dinner on Halloween.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
    The Little Things by Armontentia reviews
    Our favourite and not-so-favourite characters discover Facebook - grab the popcorn! :3
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort, Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    A Little Night Reading: Five Vignettes by Morgan Stuart reviews
    We are what we read, aren't we?
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
    Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
    Fatherly Concern by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
    Sherlock and Mycroft's father comes to London unknown to his sons. The results are... unexpected.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
    Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
    Psychopaths with Hats by Hannelore-Grace reviews
    Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
    Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
    Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
    The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
    As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Music of the Night by Hannelore-Grace reviews
    Prompt: Jim serenades Sherlock.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
    Master of Death by Tiro reviews
    Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 157 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
    It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Harrytionary by mapplepie reviews
    If you have fame, use it. And if you want to write a Harry-tionary, why not? It's not like Hermione's lecturing can stop you. How else will people learn words like 'Dumble-licious?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    A New Perspective by fringeperson reviews
    oneshot drabble that I don't own. Arthur contemplates the letters he gets from his sons and only daughter after their sortings. It has forced him to reconsider the way he looks at some things.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Arthur W. - Complete
    Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
    Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 267 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    The Seldom Seen Kid by Fool Who Follows reviews
    Sherlock makes a choice; and makes John Watson the most important man in that pool. They won't see each other again for three long years. SH/JW.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,105 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
    Erised by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
    In the seventh book Harry thinks he knows what Dumbledore really had seen in the mirror. But what if Dumbledore had told the truth? What is the reason socks haunt Dumbledore in the Mirror of Erised?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
    Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
    Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
    They're Gonna Be All Right by ImpishTubist reviews
    John tries to figure out just what exactly Sherlock and Lestrade are to one another and learns that not everything can be so neatly defined. A series of moments.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
    Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
    Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
    Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
    Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Immortality by Yamon reviews
    What if Tom Riddle had discovered an other way to reach immortality? Drabble
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    A Study in Batesian Mimicry by Twist reviews
    "Vetinari, for the second time in his life, looked at what some might have called his reflection. He wouldn't call it that, if only because normally his actual reflection breathed along with him." One-shot, because I miss Charlie.
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Vetinari - Complete
    It's All Good Fun, Love by LadySloth reviews
    Crowley and Aziraphale's punishment can't be decided. So through a mathematical formula and sheer dumb luck, they get a second chance as two humans; John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Bad words, slight crack. Oneshot.
    Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Aziraphale, John W. - Complete
    The People He's Killed by nicnac918 reviews
    "Harry Potter doesn't know any more how many people he's killed." An introspective piece if Harry was a little less well adjusted than he let on.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
    You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
    Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
    HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    Listful Summer by knuckz reviews
    It's the summer after fifth year, and Harry decides that he's had enough, that he's going to break away and become his own man. Now if only he could get that damn list right. One-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    Brother Mine by Nova-chan reviews
    The first time Mycroft met Sherlock. Now beta'd! Thank you Aqua-lily6!
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
    On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
    First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
    Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
    Mobile Phones, Rubble and Shock by prettybirdy979 reviews
    In the aftermath of the explosion, Lestrade must work to keep Sherlock Holmes alive and make sense of his communications... with only a mobile phone and Sherlock buried under the rubble of the pool.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
    An Adventure in Knitwear by CaffieneKitty reviews
    It's the thought that counts. GEN fluff, very short.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Idiot Leaders and How To Get Revenge On Them by yamiyugi23 reviews
    The many ways to annoy those in power, and get away with it. Crack fic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
    The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
    John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Saviour by Pennin Ink reviews
    People credit John Watson with saving Sherlock from himself. People are often wrong. Before John, someone else saved Sherlock, and she keeps saving him. Even now. A glimpse into the Sherlock only Mrs. Hudson gets to see. One Shot.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
    Destructo Totalum by Alexannah reviews
    -One Shot- The war is over, and Voldemort is dead. But Albus Dumbledore has a feeling that something is not quite right ...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
    The Illadvised Skeletal Exchange Programme by meridian-rose reviews
    Nightmare Before Christmas/Hogfather crossover. Death has apparently temporarily exchanged places with his pen pal, Jack Skellington. Susan is, understandably, Not Impressed though the Death of Rats finds the whole thing hilarious
    Crossover - Discworld & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Susan Sto Helit, Jack S. - Complete
    Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
    Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
    New Year's Eve at 221B by katkin reviews
    "Right, so...what is party food, John? I'm thinking noodles." "What? No, not noodles. First of all, it needs to be things that people can eat off paper plates with their fingers, and secondly no, we're not having a party!"
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    MI6 Surveillance: Operation Baker Street by DreamingALife reviews
    An unfortunate MI6 employee gets himself into trouble. Mycroft gives him a cruel and unusual punishment.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Clostridium Botulinum by Fool Who Follows reviews
    Another what if for the climax of TGG. "That little dizzy spell you had a couple of minutes ago wasn't just adrenaline, Doctor Watson." Friendship, but could be pre-slash if you like.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,562 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Christmas At 221B by katkin reviews
    Sherlock and John decided to boycott their families and spend Christmas together resulting in theft, a drinking game, reminiscing, oh and don't forget the spider plant! Merry Christmas everyone! xx
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
    Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Risk by thelittlebluepencil reviews
    A 221B drabble. What Sherlock is up to at 4 am.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Friends in Embarrassing Places by Catslynw reviews
    One-shot. Set after "The Blind Banker." John goes to court to face the music… and the ASBO. Lestrade and company get involved despite John's best efforts to keep things quiet. Gen. Friendship.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2010 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
    A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
    This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
    A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
    Little Monster by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
    How Mycroft felt about Sherlock when they were children. Disclaimer: Standard. Also, I don't have children and I don't know many children, so I apologize if Sherlock doesn't sound age appropriate. Based on a picture-links over at my LJ
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
    The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
    God Save The Queen by Alice Day reviews
    Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
    Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
    My Master's Bride by Paimpont reviews
    A little Gothic story for Halloween. Yes, it's a Harry Potter story - just read to the end!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
    The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
    John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Left Unspoken by Jambammer reviews
    Sherlock is dying; Mycroft is with him. Written for a prompt, one shot, post-TGG.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
    Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
    The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
    Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Cat That Made John's Life more Miserable by thelittlebluepencil reviews
    From a prompt on sherlockbbc-fic livejournal: John and Sherlock get stuck with a cat, affectionately called Greebo.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    The Wallpaper by SherlockianGirl reviews
    The true explanation as to why Mrs. Hudson has such strange wallpaper. Written for a crackfic prompt at LJ's sherlockbbc comm.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft H. - Complete
    Calculate by Susie.Donym reviews
    A little drabble on a touchy subject with one of my friends. I wrote this in about twenty minutes and thought it was just something that would happen. :
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Decision: Century of the Anchovy by Bluer Sky reviews
    When a mysterious campaign circulates to elect Vimes to the Patricianship, an old city law forces his hand. It soon promises to be the election of the century...originally written two ! years ago for Election '08.
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
    For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
    Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    Realisation by Susie.Donym reviews
    It takes her a while but Sally finally makes a huge realisation. Could be seen as pre-slash if you have your permanent slash-goggles on. *cough*
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Password by DreamingALife reviews
    Sherlock is stuck, and the key to the puzzle lies with...emotions. Oh dear.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    A study in swallowing by Nova-chan reviews
    Yeah, I know that sounds dirty. This is a story inspired by an LJ prompt: how to get Sherlock to take a pill.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Mischief by DreamingALife reviews
    John brings a friend home. Sherlock is not amused.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Chinese Tea by DreamingALife reviews
    Soo Lin was gone, and Andy was finally beginning to understand her.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
    Newer Every Day by CaffieneKitty reviews
    John turned his phone on, which immediately chimed with voice-mail from Harry; no doubt the traditional five-after-midnight caterwauling. Gen.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
    Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    A Pox on Both Your Houses! by Nova-chan reviews
    Prompt from livejournal. The prompter wanted a sick five-year-old Sherlock being taken care of by brother Mycroft.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Sherlock Goes Shopping by Apple Senorita reviews
    One shot. John decides Sherlock needs a taste of domesticity, and so drags him off for some grocery shopping. Headaches ensue.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    The Improbably Horrible One by CaffieneKitty reviews
    SPOILERS. For an up-and-coming villain, trying to acquire a nemesis is a massive pain. Crossover between Dr.Horrible and the BBC's online material for Sherlock. GEN
    Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Sherlock H. - Complete
    Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
    Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 238 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    In Which Sherlock Tries and Is Rejected by Jennistar1 reviews
    BB spoilers. Sherlock tries his own hand at dating...BBC kinkmeme fill!
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
    101 Ways to Kill Voldiemort by LAB Rats reviews
    Harry made a list. 101 ways to kill Voldemort. Wanna see?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
    A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
    The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
    Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Harry Snape by knuckz reviews
    Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
    Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8017 - Favs: 14,933 - Follows: 6,404 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
    After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
    insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
    Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 294 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
    Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 474 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
    Retribution by prone2dementia reviews
    ...One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest... The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Murder-the-Dursleys takes on Hogwarts. Dear Old Dumbles has made a dire mistake. Sequel to Retaliate, can be read as standalone.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P.
    Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
    Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
    Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 132 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10295 - Favs: 12,590 - Follows: 5,168 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    Retaliate by prone2dementia reviews
    The last straw had been small, but it had resulted in the gruesome murder of the Dursley family by one Harry James Potter... Oneshot with sequel.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    No Fortress Is So Strong by Prairie City reviews
    In 1981, the two Potter sons had their fates switched, and Nicolas Potter became a famous face. But there are those who know the truth, that the real Chosen One was the younger child. The Slytherin. Now, two brothers share a destiny. Complete.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,716 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    Cold by The Magic Pocket Turtle reviews
    Dr. Horrible attends Penny's funeral. One-Shot.
    Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
    Crossword by Twist reviews
    Who needs more than a few throwaway lines to establish a romance? The Patrician confronts the crossword maven Grace Speaker and things evolve, eventually. Journalists, none too unobservant, take notice of things like that.
    Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
    Time Laughs At Us All by Batsutousai reviews
    Time-turners and age potions shouldn't be mixed, Harry accidently finds out. His luck holds steady, though, and he finds both love and pain in the strangest of times. HPAD, slash, character death
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Albus D., Harry P.] Aberforth D. - Complete
    The Desk by opalish reviews
    Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
    AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 935 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
    A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
    Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 271 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
    Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
    Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
    Murder by Publicity by Seraphina2 reviews
    Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.
    Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
    The Real Villain by Seraphina2 reviews
    AU. Dr. Horrible's death unveils the true villain of the Blog. Edit: Letter rewritten.
    Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Captain Hammer - Complete
    Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
    Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
    Tyrant, remember? by Mirliton reviews
    Sometimes, a badge is useful... Drabbles about Vetinari
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Vetinari
    Police Protection by Gothgirlreid reviews
    “Oh well. I suppose we should send a detail around to give Mr. Lipwig Police Protection.” Angua sighed. Title may change, but nothing else wil. Read and Review!
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
    Identity by Brackets reviews
    A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
    Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
    Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 633 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
    The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
    2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one girl Dudley is interested in getting to know. Edited August 2014, podfic available at AO3.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
    Black Death by Tiro reviews
    Everyone thought that the Boy-Who-Lived was dead. They were wrong. Light-bashing, heavily so.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 229 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
    Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
    A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
    COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
    Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
    For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    The Substitute by BajaB reviews
    The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus by Minnionette reviews
    100 word drabble one-shot of Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott challenging the school motto.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
    Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
    What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
    The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
    Hero Material by expiry 4.23 reviews
    AU. What if Harry had been the one to grow up with Vernon’s ideals while Dudley dreamed of magic? Very dark. But surprisingly, not slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
    My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
    AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
    Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
    “We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Captive Audience by Meltha reviews
    Severus and Lily, after the fact, so to speak.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
    Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
    Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
    Doctor Horrible and the Embiggening Ray by CaffieneKitty reviews
    Every story has a beginning... Even the story of a chair. Set a few years before the events in Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
    Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
    The Union by lunakatrina reviews
    Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
    The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
    The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
    Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
    Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 629 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
    Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
    After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
    Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
    Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 626 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
    Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
    Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
    Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
    Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
    Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
    A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 162 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
    The Truth Behind Evil by Tiro reviews
    There was one person important to the Dark Lord in the past. His name was Alexander Viator. But who was he, if not our own Harry Potter? Time-travel fic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    This One Time On The Train To Scotland by Monopoly reviews
    One shot. A rather different Harry and Ron meet on the train. Shenanigans ensue. Isn't really finished, but isn't going to get worked on. If anybody would like to use the idea, drop me a line.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
    Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
    Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
    It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
    Not What You Expected? by Legendary Legacy reviews
    You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
    Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
    After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Love hopes all things the Retrospective remix by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    Harry recklessly invites Scorpius Malfoy and his father for Christmas to cheer up his children and finds they’re not the only ones made happier. Remix of a story by Lilian-Cho. Written for Remix Redux 6. Pairings warning for very slight slash, het.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
    A Hero by Celebony reviews
    Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 582 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
    Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
    Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
    Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
    "Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 4,687 - Follows: 363 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
    On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
    Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
    The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
    Albus, Severus and Tom by Red The Animator reviews
    After the strange disappearance of Dumbledore, Snape and Voldemort, three new eleven year olds who can’t remember who they are arrive at Hogwarts. Coincidence? Probably.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
    The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
    AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    A little assistance, please? by SSC reviews
    A Harry Potter x Discworld Crossover. Harry ends up in Ankh-Morpork thanks to the Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
    Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
    Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
    There's Something Rotten In Denmark by Monopoly reviews
    One Shot. The signs had been there all along, and Harry felt a fool for not seeing it sooner. It was all too fishy. It always had been. Title yanked directly from Hamlet.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
    Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
    Said Harry by Red The Animator reviews
    Oneshot. One day Harry decided to narrate everyone's life. How long will it take for everyone to go crazy? Please R&R!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    A Normal Occurance by Monopoly reviews
    One Shot. Oh, wow, a Halloween Costume Ball. It's the perfect opportunity for Harry to be a normal guy for a night. So why doesn't he want to go? Set in, I dunno, 6th year. Compliant with canon, as far as I can tell. Disclaimer: HP ain't mine.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
    Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
    And Let My Words Be Few by Monopoly reviews
    One Shot. A silly bit of fluff that disregards all the books. Snape and Lily never had a fallingout, therefore Snape finds himself the guardian of a bouncing baby boy. Too bad the rest of wizarding England doesn't agree with the decision.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
    One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
    Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
    One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
    "Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
    Harry's Secret Obsession by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
    Harry . . . likes to eat people in his spare time.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    First Impressions by Taure reviews
    AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
    Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
    There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 424 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Screams Part One by cloneserpents reviews
    After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
    It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
    There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
    The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
    So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
    My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
    The Romantical Events of Christmas Eve by Miss Whiskers reviews
    It is Christmas Eve, and a blistering argument between Ron and Hermione about the existence of Santa Claus wakes up a few Gryffindors. A few Gryffindors armed with popcorn and commentary. A little mushy, but not horribly so. DeanGinny, with a little RH
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Dean T., Ginny W. - Complete
    He's Always Known by Tsurai Shi reviews
    When Harry died, he wanted to come back as a raven. That's something he'd decided whan he was very young. Dark [Oneshot]
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    Charge the Contempt to My Credit Card Please by Miss Whiskers reviews
    It had started as a joke, of course that was how all great ideas started, after all. It was odd, though, that the events that would shake up the Wizarding World was a plan put together by a nerd, a little sister, a chess master, a ditzy girl...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Pumpkin Juice Incident by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    AU. After someone spikes the pumpkin juice, Hogwarts prefect Hermione tries to get to the bottom of it, while Harry, Hogwarts own Godfather, does his own investigating. Seer!Luna, Enforcer!Dobby,OnStrike!elves and more. Crack!fic. WIP ON HOLD
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Harry P.
    a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
    [AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
    When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 280 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
    Conspiracy by Hazel Maraa reviews
    “Tom! Hello! Do come in. Right on time, as always!” Albus said happily. Lord Voldemort rolled his evil eyes. No pairings. oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
    Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
    A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
    Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
    Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6143 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
    Arguments by Valandar reviews
    What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
    Grey by opalish reviews
    Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
    A Change in History by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
    AU. Harry, neglected by his parents, runs away in the night. Who should find him, but Voldemort and his trusted familiar? Awakening in a strange place with the most feared Dark Wizard around, what becomes of our Harry? Read and find out! Nonslash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
    Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9669 - Favs: 12,512 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
    Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
    Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
    Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    A new Fountain of Magical Brethren by BajaB reviews
    Replacing the Fountain in the Ministry of Magic should have been a simple affair, but this is the magical world, and nothing is ever simple. Oneshot of an original character, with a cameo or two from some of your favourites. Pre DH.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
    Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
    Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
    Seamstresses Have Long Memories by Laiqualaurelote reviews
    Oneshot, set in both Night Watch and Jingo. Havelock Vetinari and Rosemary Palm have a history. And Rosie's not likely to forget.
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
    Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
    Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Destructively Ever After by opalish reviews
    Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
    Murder at the Burrow by Ruskbyte reviews
    The game is afoot! Murder most foul is the topic of conversation this day at the Burrow. So many things need to be decided... how... where... when... and most important of all... who...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., George W.
    Harry Potter and the Day of OOC by phantomduck reviews
    Harry awakes on the first weekend of the 6th year to find everyone acting strangely, luckily Ron is on hand to point out just what is going on. Note: This is a oneshot story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Little Miss and Andrew Martin by Enno Vy reviews
    Isaac Asimov briefly mentions in The Robots of Dawn a children's tale of Little Miss and Andrew Martin, the robot who becomes a human. This is my interpretation of that tale.
    I, Robot - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
    Harry Potter recieves the shock of the lifetime from Albus Dumbledore one day, sending him off the deep end. Oneshot, Dark!Harry, Kitchenware!Harry, Insane!Harry
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
    In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
    In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
    Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
    COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
    Cosmic Games by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
    X-over with Harry Potter Crowley and Aziraphale play a game that has far-reaching effects in the Potterverse.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
    A Very Happy Birthday Indeed by opalish reviews
    HarryGinny fluff. It's Ginny's eighteenth birthday, and has Harry got a surprise for her! Of course, this being Harry, he gets it all wrong... There's some minor RHr as well.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
    Chess by opalish reviews
    Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
    Go Gentle by opalish reviews
    Harry has a letter to write, a decision to make, and a life to abandon...or possibly reclaim. Set Post-Hogwarts. One-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
    After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Guilt Is Always There by Aspiring Shieldmaiden reviews
    Why does Petunia really hate Lily, and why did she never try to get to know her, even though she wanted to? One-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
    Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
    Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
    Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
    To Be a Death Eater, You Must by Jedi Cosmos reviews
    Death Eater Principle Number 5: Do not displease the Dark Lord.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
    A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
    Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
    Redemption by krtshadow reviews
    COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3661 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
    Interlude by Enno Vy reviews
    What if the characters had lives of their own outside the books? Set after OotP.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
    Some Buggers by samvimes reviews
    Sam Vimes knows something nobody else is willing to believe...
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2003
    Warning: Smoking May Seriously Damage Your Health by Lunar1 reviews
    Inspired by a throw-away line in Night Watch, Vimes gets sick. I'm not telling you anymore because it'll give it away. Just read and weep!
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
    A Brief History of Vimes by Lunar1 reviews
    Vimes's cigar case has gained a rather unusual power after the events of Night Watch. The result? Vimes travels in time to meet some of his ancestors, notably Old Stoneface. Please read and review as it's my first Discworld fic and I LOVE feedback!
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
    Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
    When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
    Therapy by Evadne reviews
    Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
    A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
    BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
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    Lord of the Flights reviews
    Has Voldemort finally gone truly mad? Severus Snape certainly thinks so, and with good reason. After all, flying without a broom? That's impossible! A twoshot inspired by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but no knowledge of Hitchhiker's is necessary.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/5 - Severus S., Voldemort
    Stupid reviews
    "I used to think I was an idiot." -The Empty Hearse. Maybe the past tense isn't so appropriate, and what does Mycroft think about all of this? Two drabbles exploring two brothers.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
    Where's My Daddy? reviews
    In which Vetinari overhears a disturbing conversation and doubts the sanity of His Grace the Duke of Ankh. Just a pretty normal Ankh-Morpork day, then.
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
    The Alphabet For Dummies reviews
    "Does Mycroft know you're reading Reaper Man while kidnapping me?" In which John is kidnapped, John is kidnapped again, and John is kidnapped many more times. Or, how John learned Anthea's name.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Anthea, John W. - Complete
    Hermione's Plot reviews
    Hermione may be a perfect student, but even she hates Binns. Of course, everyone knows the book smart people may not be the smart people. After all, would a smart person dedicate their life to getting rid of Binns?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
    The End reviews
    "If you were Stoker Blake, then who was... well, you?" Just a random oneshot set at the end of Raising Steam.
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Moist von L., Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
    A New Life reviews
    Everyone knows that there is no hope for victims of the dementor's kiss. They are only an empty shell with nothing inside. Right?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Voldemort, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
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