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Joined 10-14-12, id: 4307900, Profile Updated: 12-10-13

So...I've deleted everything from my profile and I've gotten rid of my stories. Why? Some things have changed and I'm looking for a new start. If you want to read my old one-shots, just shoot me a PM and I'll send you a copy, deal?

Name: Umbra-Teague

Age: Classified

Location: Well, I wish I were somewhere in Europe or Australia.

Favorite artist: Can't decide

Fandoms: Not too many, I like to lurk in the X-Men: Evolution fandom from time to time, and sometimes I'll pop into the Hunger Games fandom. I like Disney, too, there's some interesting fanfiction there.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! crazy political activit.s

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person i see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am American so I MUST be obese, loud - mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I don't SUPPORT gay rights, so I MUST be a cruel, hateful person.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in the school, so i MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy..


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I don't curse, so I MUST be a sissy.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm DANISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm strong so I MUST BE STUPID.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me.

I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


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The Lost Years by now i'm afraid of silence reviews
What happened during the years between X-Men: Evolution and Wolverine and the X-Men? Anti-mutant feelings have surged and the government is a growing enemy. But what of Magneto, who has mysteriously disappeared? And what is Mystique planning now that the Brotherhood has joined Freedom Force? Not to mention that all of the students have graduated. Chapter 3: Lost Generation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier
Wicked things by MockingjayWithFangs reviews
Some call love a curse. [Clato before the games]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Cato, Clove - Complete
XXY:Evolution by Darknight Squire reviews
X-Men Evolution-with a slight twist.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,656 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012
Tale of a Fallen Thief by SilverAquaTrident reviews
Keaton Auburn is District 10's male tribute for the 74th Hunger Games. He's young, swift, cunning, sly, cold-hearted, clever, devious, ambitious... And he's District 10's most wanted criminal. 1st Place Winner of the Starvation October Challenge prompt: "Fallen and Forgotten"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Best of Luck, Mockingjay by marblesharp reviews
Because it's better not to breathe than to breathe a lie. Jackson wishes Katniss luck because she and all of Panem need it.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Katniss E., Jackson - Complete
The Xmen Present: Thumbelina by Chellerbelle reviews
The story of Thumbelina, X-men style. Includes cast and narrator commentary. Just for laughs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie] - Complete