Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hello people of the internet and welcome to the realm of Medusa's Pen!
Copy and paste this if you love the PJO/HOO series.
Copy and paste this if you have read The Mark of Athena and laughed, cried, and thought about it for weeks afterwards.
The NUA rules! (The national unicorn association )
It not a real club, but I still think it's cool.
In honor of a good friend, please visit Owlcity2013! She is currently working on her first fan fiction and she has a story on fiction press called "The Immortals". It is AWESOME and you guys should totally check it out!
Are there any House of Hades hunters out there? Brightpath2 has a great one! Trust me, it is very good.
Choose one answer:
If I was the decedent of the Great Medusa herself, I would:
A. Stay far, far away from Percy Jackson
B. Petrify all the noisy people in the world so that I can finally achieve world peace (for the children!)
C. Make a cure for cancer from the blood from my right arm, then wipe out the rodent population with the blood from my left arm
D. Fly over people on my way to school just to shout "SUCKERS!"
E. Chill out with my other two sisters
F. Give my orthodontist a heart attack (boo-yah)
G. Never spend another dollar on a hair cut
H. Finally have an excuse to get fancy sunglasses
I. Get my own room (for obvious reasons. We don't have room for a life sized statue in our garden)
J. Never go to public schools again! Woopie for those who want to be home schooled!
K. Never have to dress up for Halloween!
L. ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Did you guess L? You were right! You win a pat on the back! An if you are owlcity2013, you get TWO pats on the back.
As you go throughout life, always remember these:
Never feed the golden, fluffy, man-eating squirrels.
- Catching Fire
Make sure the person who is driving your taxi always has their eye firmly on place.
- The Sea of Monsters
Always bring your sword on a date.
- The Demigod Diaries
Beware the boys with explosive up their sleeves.
If someone offers you Hapi pills, just say no.
-The Kane Chronicals
If he's old and his name is Olaf, he's probably a stalker out for your parent's money.
-The Series of Unfortunate Events
If you need help decoding the science of resurrecting, ask Ari.
If you are around a sweet, innocently looking girl, think non-dirty thoughts.
If you see someone that is absolutely nuts, politely ask them if they have been eating red meat.
-The Lost Hero, Heroes of Olympus
Always welcome the dirty kid who's giving the ugly old lady a piggy back ride. He's probably a demigod.
-The Son of Neptune, Heros of Olympus
Beware the diet Coke!
-The Mark of Athena, Heroes of Olympus
Don't piss off the girl with the bow.
-The Hunger Games
Feed the flying dog treats.
-The Riley Bloom series
Swimming in the lake of the dead is probably not the best idea.
If you get kidnapped at a party, no worries! It's just one of your long lost triplets.
Who you gonna call? Nico di Angelo!
-The Percy Jackson series
The self quiz
-What's your name?
medusa's pen! Duh!
-What's your favorite color?
Girl-I mean, my name IS medusa.
-What's your favorite book?
What kind of question is that? I cant pick favorites cough*Mark of Athena*cough
-What's your favorite book characters?
I love Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Maximum Ride, Fang, Katniss Everdeen, Finnick, Bohdi, Ari (the non-evil one), Luis from the perfect chemistry novels, and Cole from the Shiver series. (INHALES)
-What charter would you love to get revenge on?
-If you could save one character from dying, who would it be?
Um... It's a tie between Finnick and Ari.
-If you could meet a character in real life, who would it be?
-What book would you want right at this moment?
The House of Hades! Write faster Rick Riordan!
-Who's your favorite author?
-What's your favorite T.V show(s)?
I enjoy Doctor Who, Legend of Korra, and Code Lyoko.
I like a lot! High School of the Dead, Fairytail, TriGun, O.H.S Host Club, Ponyo, Naruto and a bunch of others.
-Manga of Choice?
Black Butler or Fairytail!!!
POPCORN!! Or chocolate...
-Favorite video game?
I know I'm a nerd and that I should totally be into that stuff, but I'm not. But, I enjoy Temple Run. Or maybe a little Pokémon here or there...
-Name one item that you would die without.
My ipod touch is my most prized possession. I write on it, watch videos on it, and many more. If I lost it...I might explode. Literally.
-Which do you prefer: Nooks or Books?
eBooks are fine. Regular books are fine. It doesn't matter as long as I can read it.
-What's your favorite subject?
My favorite subject is hands down English. That should be obvious...
-What's your least favorite subject?
I HATE MATH!!!!! I hate it with such a burning passion it could melt the poles! You think that global warming was caused by pollution? Wrong!
-If you were an animal, what animal would it be?
I'm a pretty butterfly... :)
-Where are you happiest?
I am happiest standing under a chocolate waterfall in the middle of heaven... Just kidding. I'm happiest typing, reading, or doing something else nerdy while listening to music full blast. I like it when I can get lost in my own little world, because it is so much better then reality.
-If you could rule the world, what would you do first?
I would give the job to someone else. World domination just messes up my chi.
-What do you want to do when your older?
I would love to teach Greek Mythology at a college level. I can see my own classroom already...
-What's your favorite song?
Well, it's always changing. Almost daily. I just like music in general, as long as it's not a million years old and it has nothing to do with rap or country. I prefer pop and rock.
-What's your biggest pet peeves?
Well... this is going to be quite the list. I don't like it when people make "dog ears" to mark the page on their books. I also don't like it when people just type with their pointer fingers and go about 0.001 miles per hour. Don't know why I care, I just do. Please don't take offense if you do, because I don't mean to be evil. Anyone who makes fun of my fandom is also annoying. With a capitol A. And one last thing: Bullies. I hate them. I couldn't care less if they pick on me, but when you get my friends involved, I will put you in your place faster then you can count to...!
-Where do you like to hang out?
At the library with all my friends so we can read and watch Jenna Marbles!
I like Jenna Marbles, CassJayTuck, PewDiePie, Cutiepie (also known as Marzia) Cry, Smosh, and Shane Dawson.
My favorite poem. READ IT! (sorry, was that demanding?)
I Have Loved Hours at Sea
The fragile secret of a flower,
Music, the making of a poem
That gave me heaven for an hour;
First stars above a snowy hill,
Voices of people kindly and wise,
And the great look of love, long hidden,
Found at last in meeting eyes.
I have loved much and been loved deeply,
Oh when my spirits fire burns low,
Leave me in the darkness and stillness,
I shall be tired and glad to go.
Lemony V: Hello people of earth and all who in habbit it!
medusa's pen: This is the random part of the profile page where I got with a friend and just wrote whatever. Lemony V is here! Wazzah!
Lemony V: Well I was doing math H/W but... stuff happens.
medusa's pen: And that stuff would be me! Yeah! I convinced her not to do it. Imma a bad influance!
Lemony V: Well that's why were such great friends! Motivation is key!
medusa's pen: So now, were stuck at the library trying to do this. Well, thank god for spell check or our grammar would be terrible. Ain't that right?
Lemony V: Yeah! lesser grammar!
medusa's pen: Okay, so now where going to ask each others questions about the meaning of life!... NOT
Lemony V: Well, I am chewing gum at the moment and it has lost its flavor!!
medusa's pen: There is only one person to blame for that... witchcraft! So, the first question I'm going to ask you is... What brings you to the library on this freaking cold winter day!
Lemony V: Well I was bored as Sh*t this morning, JK. I came here to meet up with my friend!!!
medusa's pen: What friend? So you found a new best friend! GOD.
Lemony V: WHAT NO!! I was talking about you! Anyways I gotta go BYE!!!!!
medusa's pen: Well that makes everything better! Bye Bye!
So there you have it! Just another random conversation with my bud! :) 02-16-13
Books teach us things. That's why authors go through such lengths to write books. So, I will dedicate this section of my growing profile those authors of books, movies, and T.V shows.
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus taught me that there is a hero in all of us, and that anyone can make a difference as long as you're fighting for what you believe in.
The Hunger Games taught me that you shouldn't be afraid to stand up to something you don't believe in.
Maximum Ride taught me that although you have to be strong and brave, you can't always be weighted down and that sometimes you just need to fly.
I Am Number Four: (the books) taught me that when people leave us, they aren't truly gone. Their legacies live on.
Legend of Korra taught me that you have to take risks and stand up for those who can't.
Napoleon Dynamite taught me to be yourself and that you're cool no matter who you are.
Code Lyoko taught me that you knew have to fight alone.
TriGun taught me that you shouldn't let your mistakes rule your life.
Here are some real things that people have said and asked me before. I though they were hilarious, so give it a read. ALL will remain anonymous, of course.
Quote 1: "Don't ask any questions and just GET ON THE LLAMA!"
Quote 2: "It's so loud in here I can't see a thing!"
Quote 3: "If an angel pooped on your salad, would you feel blessed, or grossed out?"
Answer to Quote 3: "Holy Sh!t."
Quote 4: "What are your hobbies?"
Answer: Mass murd- I mean, I LIKE PONIES!
Quote 5: Are you OCD? *question is asked while I'm pulling out a huge stack of crumbled spanish papers out of my science notebook.*
Quote 6: *For Legend of Korra fans* "Hey! Amon a boat!"
Quote 7: Did you know that you get bad breath because of Leprechauns? It's a long story..."
Quote 8: *Doctor Who fans* (Girl walks up to me) "MUMMMMMMYYYYY?"
Quote 9: *Code Lyoko fans* "Dammit! Gigantic teddybear squashed my car again! I really need to stop drinking before bed..."
Quote 10: "David Tennet has sexy feet."
Quote 11: "WAR AGAINST PANTS!!"
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