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I have an account on Nick.com. My Nick-name is Tigresss16.
Favorite Movies: KFP 1 & 2, Dreamworks: How to Train Your Dragon, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, The Avengers, TMNT, Batman Series, The Goonies, The Outsiders, and many more.
Favorite Shows: KFP:LOA, TMNT, SRMTHFG!, Teen Titans, Dreamworks Dragons: Riders of Berk, Ninjago, NCIS, Criminal Minds
Music Artists: Kelly Clarkson, Hawk Nelson, 3 Doors Down, Metallica, Evanescence, Eminem, Three Days Grace, Natalie Grant, and a LOT of Country artists.
Favorite Quotes/Song Lyrics: "I guess if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket, I'd feel better."-Agent Barton
"Life isn't fair. You don't always get your own way."-Me
"But don't let them say you ain't beautiful."-Eminem's song, Beautiful
"I'll be your friend indeed, and you can count on me. And I can guarantee, your friend I'll always be."- Hawk Nelson's song, Friend Like That
"Do you remember me, lost for so long? Will you on the other side, or will you forget me?"-Evanescence's song, Tourniquet
"I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind."- 3 Doors Down's song, Here Without You
''There is a saying, today is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.'' -Grandmaster Oogway.
"The hardcore do understand, but I can't watch my friend be killed."-Master Tigress
"I am Tigress, Tigress the monster. A monster nobody wants." "You are not a monster, you're just a little girl."-Shifu talking to little Tigress
"Skadoosh."-Po, the Dragon Warrior
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you."-Me
I am a member of the Monkey See Monkey Fu forum. I also have a Facebook account: https://www.facebook.com/keri.gordon2
Copy and Paste Time:
'You know you're a Tigress fan if...'
Every time she lands an awesome Kung Fu move, you start squealing and screaming!
You go out of your way to dress as her for Halloween. (That's me!)
You went out of your way to order a tiger build-a-bear and name it Tigress...for your birthday. ( I love my baby Tigress so much!)
You MADE her original outfit for your stuffed Tigress. (Took a long time, but TOTALLY worth it!)
Anytime there's face painting, you ask for tiger stripes! (I ask them to make me look like a tiger!)
She used to be your siblings favorite character until you drove them crazy be taking about her 24/7! (Poor little brother. He had no choice!)
On every electronic device you have, Tigress is your back round.
You watch the movies every weekend, just to see Tigress.
Every time you hear the word Tiger or Tigress, you quote one of her lines!
Your bedroom door is COVERED with Tigress pictures and quotes.
You never draw. But you try, even though it stinks, it draw Tigress.
In every journal entry, you always say 'I LOVE TIGRESS!' 'TIGRESS FOREVER!' 'TIGRESS ROCKS!'
You believe you are the TRUE human Tigress.
You ALWAYS get Tigress on the KFP quizzes. If you don't you say there's something wrong with the quiz.
Tigress has become your nickname.
If you are a true Tigress fan, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to mine: Tigress137. ShadowBrook17. TigerNinja16.
You Know You’re a Kung Fu Panda Fan if:
You've wanted to be a Kung Fu master ever since the first movie
On rainy days, you try to master Inner Peace
You have a group of five friends that you call the “Furious Five” and you’re the “Dragon Warrior”
Every time you make a winning move in a game or a fight you say “Skadoosh!”
You've replaced “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” with “Team Tigress” or “Team Song” (TEAM TIGRESS!)
You’re favorite animal has been the panda ever since the first movie
You've replaced the holiday Christmas or Hanukkah with The Winter Festival
Your motto is “There are no accidents.”
You cried when Master Oogway died
And finally… you're practically counting down the days till the third movie!
Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230, Tigress137, TigerNinja16
Things you just don't do, or ask the people in Kung Fu Panda 1 or 2.
If mantis ever gets a girl friend, don't walk by and say, "Can't wait for the funeral."
Don't take Viper's ribbon, just don't.
Don't see how big a fish you can stuff in Crane's mouth.
Don't tie Monkey's tail in a knot, or to anything.
Don't lock Shifu in a cage with a hungry Po.
Don't try to get Po on a diet.
Don't give Tigress cat-nip. (though, a Kung Fu master high on cat-nip would be quite amusing...)
Don't video tape Tigress when she is high on catnip.
Don't taunt one of the Wolf warriors with a steak or a bone.
Don't let Viper anywhere near Harry Potter.
Don't let Viper anywhere near the Croc hunter dude. though he died some years ago. :(
if Po, and Tigress ever become more then 'friends' don't talk about the predator differences between a tiger, and a panda.
Hide your cookies in a sealed metal box, or you will find a nervous panda munching them the next morning.
Don't cover everything on the training coarse in butter.
Don't tell Po's dad to make 'duck noodle soup'. Too much of a resemblance.
If he does make duck soup, run away with your new knowledge of a cannibalistic goose in the Valley of Peace.
I saw this on a friend's profile, and thought it related to me. So here it is:
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile.
If you are NUTS about Po and Tigress romance fanfics copy this into your profile!
If you think Tigress looked SO CUTE as a baby copy this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you wish that fictional characters was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (The Kung Fu Panda Cast!)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
Okay, I found this on another person's profile and I must say it touched me and reminded me of something. Not that I wish to go down that road again, but yeah. I wanted to share it and I hope that others will post it as well! It deserves to be shared!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
I saw this and I started to cry. It really does deserve to be shared and remembered! So please. Re-post this somewhere that you can share it!!!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
Now you have two choices
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
I saw this, the same time as the other. It reminded me of a movie called, The Christmas Shoes. I beautiful movie and they made a song too. Look it up some time. And please, enjoy this. And when you're done. Post it somewhere, that you can share it!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The couldn't have been more then 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to by this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: "Granny, are you sure i don't have enough money?"
The old lady replied: "You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear."
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked towards him and asked who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my didter when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister."
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?"
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, ""I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose."
"My mommy loves white roses"
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machince, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left that place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and sister is still, to this day, hare to imagine.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Here's some more that relate to/describe me somewhat:
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, SHARK FINNING etc.) then copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!
If you, like me, are addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't go a half an hour without singing to yourself (unless you're sleeping) copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (My OC's, Tigress, Sonic the Hedgehog characters, ANYONE ELSE I TOTALLY LOVE!)
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
If you love when it snows, copy and paste this to your profile.
If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten something you posted on your profile and posted it again copy and paste this to your profile
If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile
Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? If you are the king/queen of being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a werid laugh copy this to your profile
If you ever just singed out loud for no reason copy this to your profile
If you were invsible for a day and you would mess with your enemies copy this to your profile
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE good grades, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(Don't know what "straight edge" means)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(so I've been told)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(been told this too)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't cry when expected to, so I MUST be cruel and heartless.
I am a ginger, so I MUST have no soul.
I am a female, so I MUST do all the housework.
I am a teenager, so I MUST be rebellious and horny.
I saw this on a couple of people's profiles, and thought I'd try it.
Pick 10 characters that you like from any TV show or book, or just from any movie and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!
7: Nancy Drew
8: Kim Possible
9: Ginny Weasley
10: Obi-Wan Kenobi
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
There better be a good reason for this Antauri.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
1. We're both girls. 2. You belong with Po, and I'm only attracted to guys.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
PO! KNOCK NEXT TIME, I'M IN THE SHOWER!
4 announced he's/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
... But, you're an adult lion. o_0
5 cooked you dinner?
Otto would probably need help making dinner.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Mikey...sleeping at the beach? Yeah, right.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family
AWESOME!! Now I can help solve important mysteries.
8 got into the hospital somehow?
I blame Shego.
9 made fun of your friends?
Ginny, SNAP OUT OF IT!
10 ignored you all the time?
Obi-wan, I need to tell you this message from Anakin.
TTwo serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Use his Power Primate
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
She would ask if I was okay, then get me to a hospital.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
I don't really know what Po would give me for my birthday.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He'd help me out of the house, and then roar to put the fire out.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He'd probably let me start to embarrass myself, then decide whether or not to let me continue.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
He would get a good laugh out of it somehow.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She would comfort me, then let me help her solve a mystery.
You're angry about it afterwards, ho w does 8 calm you down?
She would make me talk about what happened, and then tell me to get over it.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
She'll cheer me on, and encourage me to do my best.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Use the Force to shut me up.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's really wise and caring. He's always there for me when I need him.
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
1. You're both GIRLS! 2. You belong with PO, Tigress. Why can't you see that?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
They would get along, but they'd keep asking me why I'm dating a panda.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
I knew he already loved her as a daughter, but now, it's a little weird.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
NO. 1. They're both males. 2. One is a robot monkey, the other is a mutant turtle.
6 appears to be a player, she/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Stare and say, "When did this start Mikey?"
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Does my haircut look THAT horrible? :(
Number 8 thinks she'll/he'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Girl, you're a Possible. Nothing is impossible for a Possible. You'll get a boyfriend.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Stare at her like she's the stupidest girl on Earth, and tell her she belongs with Harry.
Would 2 trust 5?
Probably not at first, but she would eventually. (Even though he acts just like Po.)
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
10 would politely ask him to stop.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Po would either make dumplings or noodles, while Mikey would order a pizza.
7 won the lottery?
She would buy a ton of new detective solving equipment.
8 had quite a big secret?
Are you in love with Ron?!?!?
What if 9 became a singer?
I don't know how many fans she would have, but she's probably have a lot of "tips" on how to sing.
What would 1 think of 2?
He would think her methods are good, and that she is a very good leader.
What would 4 envy about 5?
Absolutly nothing...4 does NOT believe in envying people.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
He'd dream that they're playing video games and having fun together.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're both on the same side?...there's not much to work with here.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
If 8 accused her of committing a crime
Where would 8 meet 9?
They would meet either at school, or at home
What would 9 never dare tell 10?
That he's the most evil being in the universe
Is 3 Gay?
No, I should hope he's straight.
Stories Posted:Maya's Troubling Journey
Planned Stories:Meagan Meets New Friends(TMNT Fan-fic), A Family with a Not-So-Happy Ending(Prequel to Maya's Troubling Journey)
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