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Comfort food by New Neon reviews
A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
Fluency by New Neon reviews
A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,127 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 12/22/2014
Blacksmith by New Neon reviews
Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
Angry (Feet) by New Neon reviews
Cross species interaction can be fraught with misunderstandings, especially when both parties are idiots. A Love/Hate Zosan fic where Sanji is a fishy bastard, Zoro is a human moron and both are stupid.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Zoro, Sanji
Leading Astray by Mett Berg reviews
Itachi and Hidan as a one-time team for what seems to be a simple Akatsuki mission. An adventure kind of story. Yaoi. Hidan/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,951 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Aural Pleasure by New Neon reviews
"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,860 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Whither You Go by sheepnamedpig reviews
Happily Ever After was never the end of the story. Aurora and Phillip learn the duties and trials of ruling a kingdom. Meanwhile, Maleficent and Diaval drift ever closer, much to Maleficent's consternation. (Phillora, Maleval)
Maleficent - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,663 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Maleficent, Diaval] [Aurora, Prince Phillip] - Complete
Bundle Of Joy by pumpkinmykitty reviews
Bella Swan, 21 working at a dead end job as a Personal Shopper at Mason & Sons department store. Edward Cullen, 29 playboy and Vice-President of Mason & Sons. After being laid off of work, Bella finds a baby while at looking for a new job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,669 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Melody of beasts by Mett Berg reviews
Orochimaru is Sasuke's teacher and misbehaves. Itachi being the older brother simply won't take it but the meeting with Orochimaru turns out different than he thought it would. Graphic Yaoi. Orochimaru/Itachi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Losing Control by Mett Berg reviews
Pein punishing Itachi for disrespectful attitude, but really there is always more to it when it comes to Itachi Uchiha. Bondage. Detailed Yaoi. Pein/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10225 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4543 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 2,724 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ritual: Beginning by Mett Berg reviews
Hidan could feel Jashin was restless, anxious when Itachi was around and when Hidan stumbles into Itachi one night... The ritual begins. Yaoi. Hidan/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
The Prince's Rebirth by Exile Wrath reviews
When the Dictator is defeated, Prince is no more. 3 weeks later, Lan is yanked out of her depression by Yang Ming, and she makes a new avatar to to claim her rightful place with Odd Squad and as Ruler of Infinite City, with some new friends to help her. Problem is? 1. Her new avatar is female 2. her new friends are insane 3. a certain professor is hunting for his Prince.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,866 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子
Craving more by Mett Berg reviews
Hidan taking Itachi home for some fun. Graphic Yaoi. AU. Pwp. Hidan/Itachi. For pervs only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Voice it by Mett Berg reviews
Caught by Itachi, on his knees before his best friend Naruto, it couldn't be a good thing for Sasuke...But that's just the beginning. Yaoi. AU. Itachi/Sasuke. ItaNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unbroken by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Property of Sanji by New Neon reviews
In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,555 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Appealing madness by Mett Berg reviews
Itachi is in a madhouse and Hidan's there too, for what and how they get along and later get out of there, read inside. The main pairing is HidaIta but there's more. Sasuke and Suigetsu are involved... Yaoi, AU. Itachi/Sai. Suigetsu/Sasuke. Suigetsu/Itachi. Hidan/Suigetsu. Hidan/Sasuke. ItaSasu .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,158 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Like St Valentine by Mett Berg reviews
It couldn't be right, because it just doesn't happen... it just doesn't. But there I was sprawled on the ground, believing in Love at first sight. Hidan/Itachi. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Many Moons by nolifer reviews
In this epic saga, Kaoru is torn from her family and forced into slavery. Vowing to reunite with her mother and sister, she becomes a diligent slave in the Yukishiro household in hopes to earn her freedom. Her character is put to the test as she learns to befriend an elderly magnate, endure a spoiled toddler, mind an aloof daughter, and love an arrogant soldier. - DISCONTINUED.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Kaoru, Enishi
Feline Ways by Mett Berg reviews
Itachi is fighting with the feline inside of him that demands a mate and Sasuke is behaving odd and possessive. Graphic Yaoi. AU. kemonomimi. Slight Bondage. More info inside. Sasuke/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
A Kind of Idiot by KobutoriRisu reviews
Iruka can't remember anything and Kakashi gets the job of looking after him until he does. Why did Tsunade choose Kakashi? What happened to Iruka in the first place? Why shouldn't men in green bodysuits spoon? The answers lie within. KakaIru shounen-ai/yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,465 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bonding Trip by Mett Berg reviews
Pein, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan... going for a trip to the mountains... Yaoi. AU. All kind of pairings between those five. HidaIta main pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,393 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Immortal Perfection by Mett Berg reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Chemistry of two by Mett Berg reviews
High school AU. It all started with Hidan's arms full of unconscious Neji, who knows how it's going to end... Yaoi. OOC. Hidan/Neji...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,272 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Hidan, Neji H. - Complete
Hatsu Kousou by Jamaican Princess Rocquellan reviews
Forced to become a Courtesan - male Geisha , Akihito his pulled into the world of the beautiful and powerful, where he will meet a Daimyo that doesn't take no for an answer. Warning/characters inside.
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Of Lust by Mett Berg reviews
High school AU. Hidan and Deidara are best friends and Itachi is the snobbish new guy, the three of them will have to work together for a school project... Yaoi, OOC. HidaItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,404 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Just his luck by Mett Berg reviews
Itachi is a feline sent into a race prison, races being other lycanthropes. The only way to stay alive is to get a master. AU. OOC. Yaoi. HidaIta-main pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,117 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Red Dress by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura has a massive crush on Kakashi but doesn't have the courage to tell him. Even a sexy dress and flirting doesn't seem to help. When she's alone and lonely, thoughts of him are all she has to keep warm. Written for the Big Bang challenge. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Snow Leopard by Mett Berg reviews
A feline Itachi In heat... Yaoi. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Heat by enchanted nightingale reviews
A normal mission for Team 7 becomes rather heated and not just because of the weather, when Kakashi pounces on his foxy student. Kakashi/ Naruto. SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,743 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make It Happen by Jamaican Princess Rocquellan reviews
Surgical Doctor, Asami Ryuichi needs a babysitter to look after his young daughter, Takaba Akihito needs a summer job to help pay his upcoming tuition and thus, the two meet. AU, OOC, Oc, AsamixAkihito, MikxFei
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,559 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011
Scent Of My Heart by dusk-pixie reviews
When a situation at work leads Sasuke to bring home Naruto, a fox hybrid who has a thing for his scent, what will ensue? Explicit adult content; hybrid!Naruto; yaoi malexmale ; kemonomimi; mature; lemon; au; rated MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,551 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4444 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking The Rules by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke were always pretty good at keeping their feelings for each other a secret from everyone. However, when brothers Madara and Izuna come babysit the boys, they learn that they're not the only ones breaking the rules...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.] - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Dogs and Men by remthedogsitter reviews
AU-ish kakairu Going home from a mission Iruka suddenly finds himself responsible for a litter of seven puppies surrounded by mysterious circumstances, will he be able to find out who/what they are in time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,603 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Finally Whole by assassi reviews
Hatake Kakashi was dreaming. A very erotic dream. About a man. About Umino Iruka./A few blocks away Umino Iruka was dreaming, his dream not nearly as good as Kakashi's. KakaIru. Yaoi/MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,667 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mad by xxxsaltinexxx reviews
Deidara, a test subject at a nearby experimentation laboratory gets a new roommate. Namely, Sasori. Gore, shounen-ai, and sasodei Please read and review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,062 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Godiva by crazyarwencullen reviews
Monac Palace is restless with rumors spreading about a powerful conqueror on his way from west,meanwhile Princess Isabella is fleeing with her maiden Rosalie,unable to stand her uncle Aro and his evil son James,will she fall from one doom to another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Prince of the Pond by oddbird reviews
A twisted fairytale about a prince, a frog and a glass ball, and a bit about a poor blue fish that has to witness it all. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
SasoDei Home Sweet Home by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 663 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Better by roshinlevy reviews
Edward's still hunting murderers,rapists.one night he tracks down a rapist,kills and drains him without realizing the victim is still watchig it.Bella knew he's a vampire from that moment.After one year she moves to Forks,without any idea what's awaiting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17374 - Favs: 10,020 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,212 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Naked Truth by Aleia15 reviews
Kakashi had always considered Iruka uninteresting. Then he saved Kakashi's life. Naked. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Cruel fate by ReixGaara reviews
A mission gone wrong and Kakashi is stuck henged as a cat. In finding someone to look after him until he can be changed back, he discovers a shocking truth about the village's over look nin. Kakairu, yaoi, implied sex, angst and fluff...some how, one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,550 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Late by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Kiba's been acting weird lately and it's up to Sakura to learn why. She goes to his apartment to find out and ends up being held prisoner because Kiba says she's his mate. She'll have to think of a plan to escape quickly before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,172 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The Weight of the Heart by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto, the son of Anubis is sent to the world of the living on the behest of Isis to save the heart of the pharaoh's son, Itachi. Set in Ancient Egypt,violence,M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,448 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,056 - Follows: 5,786 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perverse and the Perverted: Molestation by Hell Jashin reviews
Sasuke was always a heavy sleeper; Itachi knew that. The title explains it all.. ItaSasu, Warnings: yaoi,incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
1 x 3 by alter mind reviews
Final Chapter UP. AU. As a teenage prostitute, Sakura thought that she had seen the worst of lives and sex, but that was before an unfortunate meeting with 2 twisted students and 1 psychotic teacher. VERY heavy lemon. SakuraxSasukexSaixSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,341 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,176 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 143 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whiskers Round the Moon by Kita the Spaz reviews
An injured Iruka is saved from death by a most unusual pack of wolves, and discovers that the leader of the pack is something more. But the discovery may do him no good if the poison in his blood finishes what it started.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life in the gutter by deathskeith reviews
Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Returning the Favor A Twisted Fairytale by michelerene reviews
As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas Troubles by Kita the Spaz reviews
Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blacksmith's Daughter by Lady Kaliska reviews
Once upon a time there was a woman who was nothing more than a blacksmith’s daughter. And none matched the ferocity of her spirit once the hilt of a blade was held within her grasp. An arrogant, cocky, self-assured dragon prince was certainly no exception
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,155 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bathhouse revelations by Lunael reviews
KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,008 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seals of Fate by Tongues reviews
Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed into him, but with an odd twist. The sealing changed and a new bloodline has awakened. With these abilities, Naruto plans to become Hokage and change the clans of Konoha. Will he survive to make the changes? Harem. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,071 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tricks and Traps by rowanashke reviews
Curious about some items in Iruka's file, the Hokage and Ibiki dream up a test to check his abilities. Everyone gets a little more than they anticipated out of the experience. KakaIru, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Art and Artifice by dagget reviews
Life hasn't always been kind to Naruto, but he's got talent and determination. He just wants to get into University but his quasi doublelife is about to cause him some difficulties. Itanaru, onesided sasunaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Curse by demonrubberducky reviews
Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Reputation by Lily Kalanoa reviews
Iruka is trapped, unable to live the life he truly wants. When Kakashi finds out, he's determined to do something about it, whether Iruka wants him to or not. WARNINGS INSIDE READ THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Konoha Christmas by demonrubberducky reviews
Written for the twelve Christmas theme challenge at the KakaIru lj community. Iruka tries to spread Christmas spirit, Kakashi is never going to look at eggnog the same way, and Santa Clause may or may not be Satan. Confused? Just read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 163 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Limits by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru A shinobi can conquer even the laws of nature. But to conquer such laws when being a mere human has its limits because of fear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
SexynoJutsu by demonrubberducky reviews
Naruto sets out to prove to Sasuke that his sexynojutsu is the ultimate technique. Can he get Kakashisensei to fall for his technique, or will he be Sasuke's slave for the day? SasuNaru, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Disgraceful by Joosetta reviews
Set after the three year break. 1093 days with Jiraiya, and Naruto has changed but is it for the better? Perhaps he's simply disgraceful. . . NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Never Better reviews
Edward's still hunting murderers,rapists.one night he tracks down a rapist,kills and drains him without realizing the victim is watching..She knew he's a vampire from that day..Next year she moves to Forks,without any idea what's awaiting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 3/1 - Bella, Edward