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Joined 08-02-03, id: 430965, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Back from the dead, shipping Dramione. Everything else is on HIATUS until I get my Blaise back on board. Sorry folks.

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4503 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Best Laid Plans by Elysium66 reviews
Hermione is surprised when Draco appears on her doorstep one evening, but she'd be lying if she said his attention was entirely unwelcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Future That Waits by Libertyne reviews
"Your life is defined by its opportunities... even the ones you miss."/ Draco Malfoy learns redemption through Hermione Granger. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Political Warfare by Attesa reviews
'Granger as Minister. The thought, which should have repulsed him, actually gave him a sick sense of joy.' Hr/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Animal Style by RZZMG reviews
One ancient, evil talisman. One eurasian otter. One albino ferret. Result: a whole mess of trouble for the Head Girl & Boy. FIC CHALLENGE. A/U, 7th Year. One-shot. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. Slytherin-centric:Blaise,Theo,etc. Romance/Humor. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Things by Elysium66 reviews
In a secret part of the castle circumstance and desperation throw two people together. The ramifications for one of them could be extraordinary. DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Menagerie – A Collection of Naruto Shorts by Wicked Innuendo reviews
An ongoing collection of Naruto shorts featuring drabbles based on GENMA, NARUTO, INO, SAKURA, ITACHI, KAKASHI, JIRAIYA and other characters in a variety of situations from comedy to angst to fluff and so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2004
The Misfortunes of Virtue by Winter Ashby reviews
Draco steals away in the dead of night on orders from the Dark Lord to either kidnap or kill Hermione. But who is he really loyal to? [Draco & Hermione] DARK!FIC WARNING: Deaths, Inferi!Character, Necromancism: controlling the dead, gore, & Deathly Hallows AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate You by Winter Ashby reviews
Draco and Hermione find themselves trapped together deep under the castle. But will they stop bickering long enough to survive Giant Killer Bats, and bottomless pits? Read to find out. [Draco & Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sacrifice by Kyra4 reviews
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Almost a Whisper by nocturnemint reviews
[GaaraSakura] 5 years have passed and Orochimaru’s power continues to rise. In the midst of the chaos, a secret is hidden, the future endangered, and an unlikely pair comes together… [Does not follow many of the recent developments]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Glass Castle by fanartist reviews
(Feb.2013) I realized that this is a terrible fanfic. [KakaSaku] ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,579 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Set In Stone by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU. When the Leaf Village abandoned Naruto to die as a baby, the last thing they expected was for him to come back as a shinobi – and perhaps an enemy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,965 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 2/13/2004
Twisted Sight: Reappearance by Ms.Bloodmoon reviews
Revised Version of the original Twisted Sight: Uzumaki Naruto was a casualty of his country, six years ago. His body disappeared, though this fact never was public. Now, years later, the Hokage is forced to reveal the mystery behind Naruto's 'death'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004
To Mend this Dream by paddy's-tsunami reviews
“I’m going to be a ninja in my own way and run straight down a path of no regrets!” Years later, events would force Sakura to reconsider the implications of Naruto's words, and challenge the values of her and everyone she knew. Eventually KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,677 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004
The White Dog by Becky Tailweaver reviews
An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,690 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 6/18/2001
In Room 313 by Kyra4 reviews
Short one-shot written for a challenge. Nice quick read: try it out! DMHGBZ- yes, all 3. No likee? No readee. R for language only. Tensions run high in a hospital room, following a disasterous Quidditch match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Martingale by Vitani FyreWolf reviews
She did not even need to wonder anymore if Edward would submit – she knew he would. He was too used to the bridle holding his head down; even when it was off he still bowed to it, a ghost hand on his neck. EdxWinry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2004
Glass Tears by Vitani FyreWolf reviews
Rain holds a power over the world that can make even sadness beautiful. EdWinry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2004
Breathing by Vitani FyreWolf reviews
In those moments of uncertainty she would simply lie there, head on his shoulder and arms encircling his waist, until their breathing synchronized and he was no longer able to remember what his skin felt like when not pressed to hers. EdWinry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2004
About Last Night by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Medical Nin, SAKURA wakes to find herself in someone else's bed after a night of drinking at the local tavern. GENMAxSAKURA, het, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Twisted Sight by Ms.Bloodmoon reviews
When Naruto disappeared, no one thought he would come back especially changed. He now is a missing-nin and threatened the Hokage's life...but is he actually the enemy? non-yaoi.Someone told me this was violent I don't think so. R&R! Please? Pretty Please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,895 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
Eye of the Beholder by The SOC Puppet reviews
AU (Current manga spoilers). Now 17, Naruto is sent behind enemy lines. What he discovers there will shake a rebuilding Leaf Village to its very core.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/26/2003
Stranger Than Fiction by Wicked Innuendo reviews
Older and feeling inadequate as a ninja, SAKURA drops her guard allowing ITACHI the chance to get close as means to instigate his brother's anger. Itachi X Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003
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Fruits of Gossip reviews
In addition, they were admiring his collarbones. His collarbones, for Merlin's sake! It couldn't have been something normal; his hair, his eyes, his bloody ears even! It just had to be some obscure part of his physique. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Proper reviews
She was reclined on a couch with a book in her lap when Kingsley Shackebolt brought him in, frail and stumbling, eyes halflidded, through the door of Number 12 Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Survival 101 reviews
Hogwarts’ teachers have thought up an interesting side project for the seventh years, courtesy of Dumbledore. They plan to crush InterHouse Rivalry through a three week camping trip into the Forbidden Forest, Mugglestyle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Compromise reviews
It wasn't a commitment, but a compromise. As long as they needed one, the other would be there. BZHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
A Thousand Quills reviews
Hermione Granger finds it exceptionally difficult to keep track of her quills, and Blaise Zabini finds it oddly amusing to tease her. BZHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperation reviews
War changes even the brightest of people, and you bleed just to know you’re alive. FWHGGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
Christmas Cheer reviews
Blaise Zabini prides himself on his sanity. What’s to happen when he finds Hermione Granger, of all people, invading the solitude of his dreams?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Crumbling reviews
Postwar, Hermione’s sanity is crumbling, her pillar of hope having crumbled long ago. BZHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Him reviews
How dare he criticize her, poke fun at her, a person he didn’t even know, and then profess to know, to understand, what she had been forced to go through? How dare he…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete