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Joined 10-15-12, id: 4309870, Profile Updated: 12-31-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Yes, I am a fangirl. No, I don't get obsessed over an anime or TV show that I watch. No, I do not like One Direction. -_- Get over it.

All right. Well, now that, that's over and done with - hopefully - I have an announcement to make! Are you ready for this? All right, here goes nothing - I write fanfictions for anime! :D Shocker huh? haha But anyway, it's been a little while since I had been writing anything. And I just recently started writing again. So, most of what I post are going to be oneshots. Because I don't have the patience and attention span to write actual stories. So... yeah, I believe that's all. For now. Until I find something else to crowd my profile with, that is.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I actually am bi-sexual, though... *sweatdrop* lol)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(I actually do believe everyone is beautiful in their own way.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.

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Proof of Existence by MildlyMiffed reviews
America wasn't crazy. He knew he wasn't. He was just sick and tired of people telling him that Matthew Williams didn't exist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Mirror Images by FireStorm1991 reviews
When he looks at her, he sees the guy he is. When she looks at him, she sees the life she wants to escape. Could he change, or is what he sees in the mirror all he could be? Ranmaru X OC
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Ranmaru M., OC - Complete
Healing a Damaged Soul by Hank's Lady reviews
Manipulative and bitchy Bella hurts Jacob and then moves on to sweet and innocent Edward, attracted by his money. Can Jacob help Edward repair the damage Bella does during the time they are together and will Bella get what she deserves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,300 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Abandon Control by MildlyMiffed reviews
Matthew understood that Alfred was special one, that Alfred was the only one THEY would ever care about... because who would ever care about little Canada when there's the glorious United States of America in the way. Unless, of couse, he suddenly WASN'T in the way anymore. Snapped!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Paper Hearts and Broken Wings by MildlyMiffed reviews
Time after time he's forgotten. Canada has had enough. It's not like they'll ever remember. So isn't it just best to end it? America doesn't think so, but then again, he's not the one they forget. Now a Three-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Cause you don't see me like I wish you would by Ayingott reviews
Fuji wasn't quite a lover and yet they were more than a fling. But he was still lacking and, in his mind, Fuji was suffering because of his half-assed feelings. So maybe, breaking up would be for the best. Thrill pair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven? by Slightly2Loud reviews
At a party, Lithuania finds himself shoved into a closet with Poland, courtesy of Hungary. Well, it's just Poland, his best friend. It's not like anything's going to happen... right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Lithuania, Poland
The Kiss by Amles80 reviews
Gwendal is waiting in his office for Yozak to show up; he has been waiting a long time and he is getting impatient, because he has something important to talk to Yozak about. It doesn't turn out exactly like Gwendal had planned, but… perhaps better than what he could have imagined!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Gwendal vV., Yozak G. - Complete
Order by slytherinish reviews
Draco loves it when Harry takes control. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flat by WiseHeart reviews
Throwing dishes, overreacting, slandering, under-reacting, pettiness, one tied up Draco and the threat of wind chimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Undone by artemis-nz reviews
The consequences of unfinished paperwork. Gwendal/Yuuri. Lime.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - [Yuri S., Gwendal vV.] - Complete
Ten Little Mochi Seconds by yamishun reviews
France invites a few countries to drink the woes of the world away. What happens to an innocent game of spin the bottle when in their drunkenness, "alive" is distorted into "saliva"? T for escalating suggestive scenes. USUK / UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Curling by Ayingott reviews
Fuji wants to play curling, Ryoma doesn't. Thrill Pair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
The Gift of Love by Corrinn reviews
Even the strong, silent type needs to feel loved. A Gwen/Yuu pairing!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,270 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S. - Complete
Hide N' Seek by demonqueen21 reviews
the family play hide n seek. what becomes of the 2 fathers when they hide together?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
When Did You Love Me? by hottee39 reviews
A conversation about when Yuuri started to love Wolfram. Wolf gets surprised by the things he heard. Side fic to Late Night Nightmares Spooks A Confession
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Late Night Nightmares Spooks A Confession by hottee39 reviews
Greta gets a nightmare and runs to her daddies late at night. But thanks to her we get Yuuram love!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
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Something SmellsGreasy (vr2) reviews
England's greeted by an atrocious odor when he comes home. Too bad the person waiting for him to arrive home isn't as smelly and disgusting as England had hoped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Something SmellsGreasy (vr1) reviews
England comes home to find his house smelling atrocious. When he finally finds the source of the smell, he is definitely surprised. But in a good way. Summary sucks; sorry. But it's definitely a cute story, so please read. And maybe even drop a little review? :3 Iggy's sanity depends on it. xP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'm Sorry reviews
Germany had a little too much to drink the night before. And he might have... scared Italy. But just because Germany is a little hung-over and maybe even still drunk doesn't mean he can't apologize. And make a promise that would shock the words out of the little Italian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete