Author has written 3 stories for Marching Band, Parodies and Spoofs, and Peter Pan.Where shall I start... It all began long ago, when I was a young lump of cheese. But I'm sure you don't want me to tell you about that. So I'll move on. As you can see, I'm a devout marching bando and, as you can't see, I'm also a devout LazyTaoist. You should join, it's really easy. Anyhoo, I live in Kansas with my dog, Toto and my Auntie Em. My house was picked up by a tornado once, and for some reason I haven't been the same since. This could prove why my friends are all vegetables, except for Misty and Topaz. They're bowls of yogurt. And as you can see, the tornado incident has made me a bit, oh, let's say, out of it. This is why my spelling is not that good. heheh. Well, I think that's it. If you want to know anything else about me, I would suggest asking Misty and Topaz. hehe.
Hey, look! A munchkin! -follows random small child dressed in green and leaves computer. Doesn't return until after a visit to the "nice people in white coats who live in the big house with padded walls"-