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Joined 02-15-01, id: 43108, Profile Updated: 08-22-17
Author has written 17 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Men In Black, Escaflowne, Quantum Leap, Doctor Who, Torchwood, True Blood, and Pitch Black / Riddick.


*Mature Content Links are located at the end of Profile Information*

Unless otherwise stated, all fiction is beta-ed by the wonderful lady who has been my best friend for more than fifteen years: Werewindle.


Age: 30
Height: 5'11"
Hair: Red (of such a striking shade that I had people accusing my grandmother of dyeing it when I was six)
Eyes: Hazel, mostly in the gold spectrum
Location: The Desert of Nevada (as of 7/10/14)

*Special Note to all would-be flamers*

I do welcome constructive criticisms, however, if you are planning to do so, be aware that I do ask questions and expect prompt replies (within a week). Otherwise, it will be considered polite flames, at which point I will take to tearing apart your character. Sorry, but if I'm to improve or correct errors, perceived or otherwise, I need feedback.

Time to Parse the Profile... Quick Notes

I play WoW, and I'm not ashamed of it. My main is Frakir. My beta and I have a dedicated guild for all of our toons on the US-Tichondrius server, Cheechakos. (This is not a miss-spelling and yes it does mean something.) Not an obsession I am currently indulging.

Making me even more of a geek: I started learning how to fix lua programming code for my very out-of-date WoW add-ons. (On top of my interest in learning: HTML, CSS, Java, ... whichever I think I might actually use.)

My book collection has been blossoming like mad! I now have over 1000 books, but my library needs serious sorting. (Another of those ugly RL projects that interfere with the creative process.)

My "makeup" consists of various, original earrings. I have many, many, many earrings, a few bracelets, and a couple dozen necklaces. The earrings venture out of the house the most.

My Ships

Buffy/Angel: Spangel

Escaflowne: VanxDilandau/DilandauxVan, VanxAllen/AllenxVan, FolkenxEries, DrydenxMillerna

Gundam Wing: 1x2/2x1, 3x4/4x3, 5x6/6x5, 1x2x5(any combo), 5x6x13(any combo), when I'm feeling het: 1xDorothy, 6x9, 5xSally

Harry Potter: Snarry, Drarry, HarryxLucius/LuciusxHarry, DracoxRon, HarryxThe Twins(either or both); Het: NevillexLuna
Side-note: I have not cared much for the portrayal of Harry Potter in the movies beyond CoS and thus when I write anything, it will be from book canon. I might mix it up a bit if I'm looking for a specific plot device, but mostly not.

House, MD: Hilson

Smallville: Clex, Collie

Stargate Atlantis: McSheppard, RononxTeyla

Stargate SG1: O'NeillxJackson

Torchwood: Janto, Towen, Grhys (even with my severe dislike of Gwen's character, I can tolerate her when Rhys is available to temper her)

Yu-Gi-Oh!: YamiYugixSeto (Prideshipping)

As those are the most likely pairings you'll see, I'm gonna stick with those series listed. And avoid going into my various crossover pairings.

Pairings I find detestable: BillxSookie (True Blood), HarryxGinny/HarryxHermione/HarryxRon (Harry Potter), Gwack/Gowen (Torchwood), Spuffy (BtVS), SweetsxWick (Bones), Yami_or_YugixTea/SetoxJoey puppyshipping (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Huddy/Hameron (House, MD)

OLTD Special Note (updated 6/24/12)

Informational Chapter: LJ the - moon - sword post: 5988

One Legend, Two Destinies will be rewritten at some future date and completed. However, Xander or Wardrobe will be completed first before this venture is even attempted. Sorry for those who have been looking forward to new chapters. Hopefully I will be able to tackle this project sometime in the near future. Thank you for your patience. And I would have kept to this plan if my damn muse could be good and stick to Xander but no!! It's more interested in having me start the rewrite. *mutter* I blame my ten year high school reunion.

Specific Warning for likely character bashing qualities

There are some characters that I will rarely accept as being good and/or helpful, remain stagnant, or otherwise seem to make random changes in series that really make no sense to me.

Willow Rosenberg, sadly, as the magic became her identity seemed to transform into a fanfic on steriods rendition. Don't ever expect to see this version of her. Gwen Cooper was not the heart of Torchwood (cheating on Rhys, with Owen, whom she knew Tosh was interested in?). She defied Jack every step of the way and caused problems because she was just as she accused Rhys, blindly stumbling in and thinking she was right. She also seemed to change radically for no apparent reasons at every break between series. Rex Mathis was a homophobic jerk and I will never like him as a character, period. I am glad that Jack could annoy him as much as possible. Temperance Brennan, for a "smart" person, never seems to evolve. I have watched every episode so far and have only seen her really start to change after getting pregnant. No grasp on the world. Hermione Granger has the same type of flaw. She can be helpful, but can't seem to connect. Anya Jenkins (?) doesn't ever seem to notice the connections between things. Grudgingly, with my current crossover story, I have begun to appreciate her character even if I am actively removing her from the plot line. Go figure.

TV Shows that make my brain go melty bits and not in a good, mushy way

American Dad, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Friends, Two and a Half Men(with Ashton, loved Charlie), Rugrats, Survivor, Lost, Charmed(the later seasons: I think the writers got tapped and rehashed old plots from Prue and applied them to Paige), Married with Children, That '70s Show, Seinfeld

Recent Fic Updates

Supremacy of the Suit, Chapter 3

Tiptoe Through Torchwood, Chapter 4

Can't You Smell That Smell?, One-Shot TW/TB
And the bug bites again...
Started replacement of OLTD chapter content

Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 9

Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 10
a swift chapter in apology to the previous disaster

Mistaken Identity, extra special second chapter
Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 11

Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 12

Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 13
(Early Thankgiving prezzie to all my wonderful reviewers)

Roommate Exchange, HP/Riddick xover
(no idea when future chapters will occur)

Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 14

Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 15
(so need to work on other stories, grr!)

One Legend, Two Destinies, Chapter 3
(working on four--erm, five if you count my sister fic to BBT-- stories at a time, shame on me)

Roommate Exchange, Chapter 2

08/22/17 (gulp! Honest, RL is a complete tosser!)
Xander's Green Eyed Obsession, Chapter 16
(Plans are to have the next chapter up by next Friday)

I may actually get all of these updated too, but its a ways off.
My beta Werewindle tends to keep her website up to date so venture over. /werewindle
I have a Yahoo!group. If you wish to see what's going on, please join up. /group /twin_swords /join (not up-to-date, at all)
I also have a livejournal account.
Archiving has begun at Teaspoon (Exclusively Doctor Who/Torchwood related content): /viewuser.php?uid=16842
(Teaspoon: unlikely to remain posting due to their grossly inaccurate proper grammar/punctuation guidelines)

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Immortal Janto: The Full Series by Daelena reviews
The on-going tale of life, love, and adventures of the immortal duo and regular companions to the Doctor , Ianto Jones and Captain Jack Harkness. Starts after "Children of Earth" and mentions "Miracle Day." Features characters from both Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 128 - Words: 215,396 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Anularius by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS slash. Traveling back in time is safe. All you have to do is keep away from people who affect time, who are pretty rare. It's just Horcrux-hunting Harry Potter's luck that Severus Snape is one of them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Severus S., Harry P.] Albus D. - Complete
A Thousand Kingdoms by Black Alnair reviews
A storm is coming and Merlin must travel to the edge of his world to save more than just one kingdom. Magic reveal fic with BAMF! Merlin, bromance and some romance for our favorite warlock (Merthian). Post S4. COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,485 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Merlin, Lancelot, Leon, Mithian - Complete
The Torchwood Guide to Flirting by Bettymoon reviews
This is an AU fic, when Ianto & Jack meet for the first time during Ianto's training period. It was inspired by something along the same lines that I read outside of the Torchwood realm.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,844 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
In the Shadow of Kings by ultimatefandomfangirl reviews
Arthur has to sack Merlin after he screwed up in front of an important delegation of kings. He doesn't know how he did it, but Merlin is sure he took the slide to hell. Warning:Helpless!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Beyond Recall by laurajslr reviews
After a terrible accident, Merlin is left with no memory of his time in Camelot. Separated from Arthur and all who could tell him who he is, Merlin tries to piece together his life and his loyalties. But loyalties can be influenced; lives can take very different paths to the ones they were destined for. And a lost sorcerer is a very powerful and useful weapon to have.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,668 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Recreational Magic Use Can Be Detrimental to Your Health by Meatball42 reviews
Written for the prompt 'Gwaine is hit with a curse that destroys any garment he wears. Nobody is unhappy about this until he goes into battle unprotected.'
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
I had a date by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
In an AU where instead of meeting Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers met Captain Jack Harkness, Steve would get his date after coming out of the ice. A partial retelling of Captain America and then post-Avengers reunion.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Jack H., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Proper Relationship by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Gwen comes into the Hub late at night and sees something that makes Jack and Ianto evaluate their relationship. How will things change within the Hub when they become a serious couple? M/M sex and slight Gwen bashing. Mpreg.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,602 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Asgard Don't Wear Pants by SentientCitizen reviews
General O’Neill and Senior Airman Joshua Roberts have a little discussion re: Captain Jack Harkness, the DADT policy, and a few pertinent details about the Asgard.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. O'Neill, Jack H. - Complete
Parallel by Stormy1x2 reviews
[discontinued see profile]HPGW crossover. Heero Yuy. Harry Potter. The connection between them. The world past and present may never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,250 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Prom Planning by Anthy reviews
[New!! Epilogue!!!] AU, Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend. Not your average Prom fic!! Warning: shounen-ai, mild angst, and language. Complete!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,494 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Complete
Rivals by Aya1 reviews
[Complete] Duo falls in love with his brothers rival. (AU, YAOI, 1x2 ~ 3+4 ~ SoloxWufei [Hilde])
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,535 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2001 - Published: 3/30/2001 - Complete
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Xander's Green Eyed Obsession reviews
Xander's post-graduate cross-country adventure may not have led him far from Sunnydale, but it did bring a few changes. An interest in melee combat and . . . a British boyfriend? Slash, Harry/Xander, Anya!bashing, HP Book-canon
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,716 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Xander H., Harry P.]
Roommate Exchange reviews
Riddick never expected to inherit the roommate of the Lord Marshal when he knocked him off. Immortal!MoD!Harry, future HP/Riddick
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Riddick
One Legend, Two Destinies reviews
The conclusion of the Destiny War has brought uncertainty to Van's life. Perhaps Dr. J's machinations can help fix that... future yaoi/slash
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/22/2001 - Duo M., Heero Y., Folken F., Van F.
Mistaken Identity reviews
A case of mistaken identity leads to the Doctor being restrained, the TARDIS playing games, and another person refusing to travel the universe. Slashy fluff. Early 10/HP
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Can't You Smell That Smell? reviews
A most enticing smell ellicits memories of a time long past for Eric. A memory he thought false. So who does he discover visiting Bon Temps? slash undertones, not a songfic
Crossover - Torchwood & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Jack H., Eric N. - Complete
Tiptoe Through Torchwood reviews
Dr. Beckett makes a trans-Atlantic leap into Ianto Jones. What happens when the body leaper meets the intergalactic play boy? Janto
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Supremacy of the Suit reviews
Training opportunities arise for the newest agents at Torchwood. Gwen and Ianto are sent across the pond to train with the boys at MiB headquarters. Will they survive? Gwen!bashing, slightly!Cracked
Crossover - Men In Black & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Agent K, Agent J, Gwen C., Ianto J.
Devoted Protector
I know why you push everyone away. I will always protect you. - Perspective piece, Merle POV
Escaflowne - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Merle, Van F. - Complete
Wardrobe for a Wizard reviews
Newly graduated, Harry is forced into joining the aristocratic society by the Patil twins. With a new look, eyes stray towards the boy wonder. LMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M., Parvati P., Padma P.
Mission Activities reviews
The boys are at it again, this time while in the heat of the mission. 1x2x5 if you squint.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Duo M., Heero Y., Wufei C. - Complete
A Sire's Aegis reviews
Oneshot AU take on Pangs. What If Spike had the better sense to seek out aid from Buffy before Harmony? Riley!bashing, Angel/Spike moments
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Spike, Angel - Complete
A Sire's Privilege reviews
OneShot AU take during Lovers Walk. Angel intervenes in Spike's mope session with Joyce in a slightly different way. Slashy interludes
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Angel, Spike - Complete
The Halls Are Alive With The Sound of Screaming reviews
Harry Potter is not innocent! I dare anyone to prove it! Oneshot, twisted slashy thoughts, threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Partaking the Dragon reviews
Part One of "PAROXISMS of Potterium" Join us as we explore the relationships of the Harry Potterium. HarryDraco Documentary spoof *abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Heavenmade Match reviews
Its a normal day at Hogwarts until Snape issues an unexpected detention for the most unorthodox reason. HPxSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
More reviews
While at a party, Wufei finds someone he likes. Approaching him with a rather blunt proposition, will Wufei get what he bargained for? 05x01, citrus within
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Heero Y., Wufei C. - Complete
PostMission Activities reviews
Ever wonder what happens after a mission? Find out what three of them do. Warning: shounen ai hints.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2001 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete