Author has written 17 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Men In Black, Escaflowne, Quantum Leap, Doctor Who, Torchwood, True Blood, and Pitch Black / Riddick.
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*Special Note to all would-be flamers*
I find it rather funny to read flames, even ones that have been written grammatically correctly. It seems that, for some reason, my fic, Tiptoe Through Torchwood, has accumulated a rather idiotic person who feels the need to criticise the fact that I tend to use periods to enter/exit from speech instead of commas. I must emphasize that these stories are *not* published. If the periods are the only thing you [Chris] could find at fault with my writing, you can KMA!! I'm not lying about my age, nor am I going to whimper in a corner because you lack the balls to allow me to send you a personal note to argue the merits of the comma v. the period. Sorry. That is what an *editor* is for. And I have read books, many of them, for many years. And some of the most popular books that I have read, have colossal errors that prevent me from liking them. Such as plot holes you can drive an eighteen wheeler through, and dropped quotation marks. (A prime example: Southern Vampire Mysteries/Sookie Stackhouse, and Wheel of Time -- 30 pages of pure wilderness description to open? nutzoid)
I do welcome constructive criticisms, however, if you are planning to do so, be aware that I do ask questions and expect prompt replies (within a week). Otherwise, it will be considered polite flames, at which point I will take to tearing apart your character. Sorry, but if I'm to improve or correct errors, perceived or otherwise, I need feedback. (BTW -- PSATs scores are not revelatory to the real world.)
Hmm, I've seriously played World of Warcraft for several eight-plus hour shifts, starting with a laptop without an external mouse or number pad. This same poor setup allowed me to win a leveling war with the guy who bought me the game and now he refuses to play Warlock ever again. Eventually this playing required that I finish upgrading my desktop, which lead to me building one from scratch. This does not seem to fall into the realm of bad. Note to self: Slap beta for getting me back into playing WoW to assist her in Hemit Nesingwary quests. Upshot? Leveled the guild in two days mostly solo *blush* And then having to quest on my bank alt to gain rep for the GM to acquire the seventh bank tab. *headdesk* You may get lucky and catch me in-game. My main is.
I love to read, but I rarely actually pick up a book to read unless I have no internet access (which is criminal!). More than half of my personal home library consists of reference books from warriors to war machines, herbs to gemology, add in dream interpretation and sprinkle with a bit of writer how-to. I hope to someday write an original piece of fiction and have it published.
I don't wear makeup, even though I have the beginnings of a decent collection of cosmetics. My "makeup" consists of various, original earrings. I have many, many, many earrings, a few bracelets, and a couple dozen necklaces. The earrings venture out of the house the most.
Escaflowne: VanxDilandau/DilandauxVan, VanxAllen/AllenxVan, FolkenxEries, DrydenxMillerna
Gundam Wing: 1x2/2x1, 3x4/4x3, 5x6/6x5, 1x2x5(any combo), 5x6x13(any combo), when I'm feeling het: 1xDorothy, 6x9, 5xSally
Harry Potter: Snarry, Drarry, HarryxLucius/LuciusxHarry, DracoxRon, HarryxThe Twins(either or both); Het: NevillexLuna
House, MD: Hilson
Smallville: Clex, Collie
Stargate Atlantis: McSheppard, RononxTeyla
Stargate SG1: O'NeillxJackson
Torchwood: Janto, Towen, Grhys
Yu-Gi-Oh!: YamiYugixSeto (Prideshipping)
As those are the most likely pairings you'll see, I'm gonna stick with those series listed. And avoid going into my various crossover pairings.
Pairings I find detestable: BillxSookie (True Blood), HarryxGinny/HarryxHermione/HarryxRon (Harry Potter), Gwack/Gowen (Torchwood), Spuffy (BtVS), SweetsxWick (Bones), Yami_or_YugixTea/SetoxJoey puppyshipping (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Huddy/Hameron (House, MD)
OLTD Special Note (updated 6/24/12)
One Legend, Two Destinies will be rewritten at some future date and completed. However, Xander or Wardrobe will be completed first before this venture is even attempted. Sorry for those who have been looking forward to new chapters. Hopefully I will be able to tackle this project sometime in the near future. Thank you for your patience. And I would have kept to this plan if my damn muse could be good and stick to Xander but no!! It's more interested in having me start the rewrite. *mutter* I blame my ten year high school reunion.
Specific Warning for likely character bashing qualities
There are some characters that I will rarely accept as being good and/or helpful, remain stagnant, or otherwise seem to make random changes in series that really make no sense to me. Willow Rosenberg, sadly, as the magic became her identity seemed to transform into a fanfic on steriods rendition. Don't ever expect to see this version of her. Gwen Cooper was not the heart of Torchwood (cheating on Rhys, with Owen, whom she knew Tosh was interested in?). She defied Jack every step of the way and caused problems because she was just as she accused Rhys, blindly stumbling in and thinking she was right. She also seemed to change radically for no apparent reasons at every break between series. Rex Mathis was a homophobic jerk and I will never like him as a character, period. I am glad that Jack could annoy him as much as possible. Temperance Brennan, for a "smart" person, never seems to evolve. I have watched every episode so far and have only seen her really start to change after getting pregnant. No grasp on the world. Hermione Granger has the same type of flaw. She can be helpful, but can't seem to connect. Anya Jenkins (?) doesn't ever seem to notice the connections between things. Grudgingly, with my current crossover story, I have begun to appreciate her character even if I am actively removing her from the plot line. Go figure.
TV Shows that make my brain go melty bits and not in a good, mushy way
American Dad, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Friends, Two and a Half Men(with Ashton, loved Charlie), Rugrats, Survivor, Lost, Charmed(the later seasons: I think the writers got tapped and rehashed old plots from Prue and applied them to Paige), Married with Children, That '70s Show, Seinfeld
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