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Joined 10-16-12, id: 4311803, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Why hellooo der. I'm Zanie. Yes, that is my name. Atleast acoording to my birth certificate. I like marshmallows and strawberries. I'm a hopeless romantic even though I hate to admit it.

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So, anyway, I'm also a HUGE pervert. I'm not gonna lie. To be honest, I'm actually proud to be a perv. And if you read my stories, you should be proud too.

I love friendship. Its kinda like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling that it brings.

I lovez all my followers and all my Infernals, Halvers, and Shadows! (Underneath Infernal)

Cookies for all ya'll! Keep reading, I hope you like my stories.

"Lemons Lemons Lemons, YAY!" (Shout it out loud now if you lurve them bad boys)


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The Struggles of an Unintentional Porn Star by D.D.B chick reviews
"I didn't want them to find out. I just wanted them to have a good life. Good childhood memories, after everything that happended. I didn't ask for any of this! It was dropped on me, I was only 18! A kid just wanting to go to college and become a writer. But you don't always get what you want, there are no free handouts in life. The struggle is real man."
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,722 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Fang
You Can't Hear It Yet by MiraiAsano reviews
In this school, partners are chosen from all over the world. For the music program to be successful the partners must be in sync. Max is one of these carefully selected students. And it's just her luck that her partner happens to be the most irritating person on the planet . Will they be able to graduate? Probably not. Meh. Max is too stubborn. FAX Co-written with Zaniepop199
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Fang, Max]
My Angel of Death by Trinity The Crazy reviews
Fang has been told he is number one in the assassination business. So when he finds out his next target, Maximum, is a young girl living in a small town, he thinks there is no challenge. But nothing is as it seems with Max. In a clash against each other who will come out alive? Rated M for blood, gore and swearing. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Waiting All Night by Omypineapple.awesome reviews
Max is going on 2 dates tonight. One with Dylan, and one with Sam. She is trying to figure out which boy is right for her. But will it only take just one night to realize that the guy she's looking for, has been waiting on her all night long? Pun intended. Fax three-shot. I thought it would be fun. :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Taken By The Cops by This Cougar Likes Lemon reviews
Maxine Ride Was On Her Was Home From Vegas, When She Runs Out Of Gas, She Meets Two Police Officers, Fang And Iggy. What Will Happen? One-Shot Warning: Smut
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Max, Fang
daddy is a sexy beast by IfWeDieWillWeStillHurt reviews
cant think of summary but lemon s and other sexual content father/daughter sex and arousal Max is a 13 yrold girl who has only ever met 2 people and forgets one of them max has been taught every asspect of the womanly side of sex and arousal
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Jeb B.
He Was Her Wing Man by Ever Believe In Destiny reviews
Max and Fang find themselves alone, in a closet. R&R This is what happens when you write in the early hours of the morning :
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Underneath Infernal (Fallin' Apart) reviews
A love/hate relationship between Max and Fang. At first, its a fling, then jealousy ignites the flame. It goes from hate, to love, then both. Will they ever fall into sync, or get stuck on their roller coaster forever? Oh, and it doesn't help that their bands are sworn enemies either. But hopefully, a little person named Max, can change that.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,453 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Max, Fang
My Horny Highschool Life reviews
Hey. I'm Max. I'm sure you've heard of me. Sure, I'm badass and rude, with a touch of sarcasm. But I'm also indescribably tainted. Not that its my fault I became like this. I don't regret it either. Its just how I am. I don't fall in love and I like to feel good. Anything wrong with that? Am I insane? Maybe. Am I horny?...definitely. (LEMONS! Maybe some Fax later on)
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014
Experimenting reviews
Max is currently dating Kate. They've been going strong for 3 years now and love eachother. But when a certain dark haired boy comes to town, Max's life will be turned upside down. Conflicted and confused, Max experiments with her sexuality. Four-shot Fax story. Rated M for Sexual content and themes. Don't like, don't read. Fax! First fanfic, so be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete