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Hey dudes! I am me...well duh.
Anyway, I'll tell you all a little about my self, not that you would care... but then if you didn't care why are you reading this? JK
My name is Alexandria, but everyone calls me Alex, I am a teenager, I am rebellious by nature, strong-minded, stubborn, loud, rambunctious, tough outwardly, athletic, I hang out with guys mostly because... most girls aren't exactly... uh, up my ally, well not in my neighborhood anyway, I rarely show my real feelings, I'm not good at explaining feelings verbally. I can explain better what I mean on paper or um, computers, I am very strange like that. I am the take it or leave it type.
So if you don't like the way I am, too bad. That's just the way I roll, not trying to be rude or anything, but I am known for verbalizing in a... rough way, because I can't express my feeling right with spoken words. So I end up goofing a compliment or something. Some people take it the wrong way, but I never really mean to be rough, trust me you'd know if I was trying to be mean. I don't know why, but I find it extremely hard to show feelings, or talk about them.
So basically I'm not your average touchy-feely type of girl... not by a long shot.
But that doesn't mean I'm heartless inside, I care about my family and friends a lot even though I don't show it. I'd die if something happened to anyone I care about.
I show anger when I'm sad or scared and I'm rough when I’m excited or happy. I like food, especially pizza. I am lazy, But work hard when needed. I like to skateboard and do tricks. I have black hair and green-brown eyes, I'm a hit first ask questions later kind of girl,(Bad I know but it can't be helped). I have an extremely short circuit... I take after my dad's side of the family... all of it.
I Hate skirts, a LOT! I like hoodies, baggy jeans ( no skinny jeans, EVER). I am a daddy's girl, I Love to play video games, especially racing ones! I adore cars and I am good in mechanics.
I love dark reds, greens, and blues, sometimes black and silver, I couldn't wear heels to save my life (seriously how do girls walk in those things? Must be a Practiced art or something.), I don't like bullies, even though I'm hard and rough... I'd never pick on someone, the person has to bug me first to get squashed. Oh yeah and a little known fact about me, I can speak four different languages.
I can get a tad crazy if I don't get enough sleep. Did I mention I love sleep! I hate being the oldest daughter, Because I have to be the responsible one... and I am so not responsible.
All my younger sisters think I am a freak, because they like dolls, dresses ,and the colors pink or/and purple. While I like ninjas, pants, cars, and dark colors. But we love each other anyway... even if they do drive me up the wall sometimes. I have Five brothers and four sisters.
I like cartoons, especially The Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, (I love the 2003 series), Batman rocks in my book. I mean come on he is totally cool and he doesn't even have any superpowers.
I like books with mystery, horror, adventure, and sometimes romance... I actually kinda like it, just a little. (shhhhhh don't tell!)
I like to write stories, and getting constructive criticism so I can improve. There are a lot of great writers out there that I would like to learn from. I also like writing because it calms me down a lot and gives me something to do plus it's tons of fun! Oh and I love reading a good fic. and leaving reviews because, being a writer myself, I know how great it feels to get them. Oh and anyone can PM me when ever, I love getting PM's more than people think. So if you decide,"hey I'm going to PM this person," that's fine by me, I will definitely answer.
Well that’s all for now I guess. I'll add something later probably. Thanks to all those that read my stories and have reviewed.
The awesome TB... Just kidding... mostly.
Try and read this:
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If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If your idea of fun is reading, usually, copy and paste this into your profile.
If You like English, Irish, Scottish, Australian, and Welsh Accents, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.
If you are a Romantic, Copy and Paste this into your Profile( A little bit).
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If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh yea!)
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "two small" and "off it's orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit his darn Trix already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger or older sibling, copy and paste this into your profile.(In my case I have both.)
If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read a story, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profile's looking for something to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're the type of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know chocolate is very bad for your energy meter because you know it will burst through the top in pure sugar rush but are obsessed with it anyway copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(How do you know I'm not a zombie?)
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.(Even though that someone is usually me.)
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
There are A LOT of people who write stories here on Fanfiction.net...If you are one of the very few that know that 'realize' is spelled with a 'z' and not an 's', copy and paste this onto your profile.( I so know that, I went through tortures hours in third grade memorizing that!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child. (Well...maybe not GOOD, I'd say more...ok. ;-)
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.( No offense to those kinds of people, their just not for me)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Heck yeah, I would name them... but that would take about ten years worth of typing!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision, Aviarianna O' Lorien,fictionlover94, sherbet123, Cobwebbs
If you have ever said something so weird in front of your friends family that they gave you strange looks copy this into your profile and add your name. Sherbet123, fictionlover94, Cobwebbs
Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.(I like guys but not in the love sense)
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. ( I can relate to the highlighted lines)
The right to read.
The right NOT to read.
The right to not finish books.
The right to skip & skim pages.
The right to reread.
The right to read anything.
The right to read banned books.
The right to mistake a book for real life.
The right to read anywhere.
The right to read aloud.
The right to fall in love with characters in books.
The right to know what everyone else is reading.
The right to have too many books.
The right to carry a book wherever you go.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (Yeah I do, heck it's just stupid, some of my best friends are black.)
My Mother Taught Me...
1. My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me religion. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about time travel. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
4. My mother taught me logic. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me more logic. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me foresight. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me irony. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of osmosis. "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."
9. My mother taught me contortionism. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about stamina. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about weather. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about hypocrisy. "If I've told you once I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the circle of life. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about behavior modification. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about envy. "There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about anticipation. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about receiving. "You are going to get it when we get home!"
18. My mother taught me medical science. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me humor. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me how to become an adult. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me genetics. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my roots. "Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me wisdom. "When you're my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about justice. "One day, you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Funny thing about this is, besides the fact that it's just so dang funny, that my mother isn't anything like this, she's to girly, :-)
Funny Quotes: And I mean funny! I died laughing on most of them.
My Friends Are The Type Of People Who Would Try To Drown A Fish, But I Love Them Anyway
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like... Night
Everything Good In Life Is Either Illegal, Immoral, Or Fattening
If You Jog Backwards, Will You Gain Weight?
I'm Not So Good At Advice. Can I Interest You In A Sarcastic Comment?
Always Forgive Your Enemies. Nothing Annoys Them So Much
It Is A Sad Day When You Fail Your IQ Test. Its An Even Sadder Day When You Fail Your Gender Test...
I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Is Not Your Day. Tomorrow's Not Looking Good Either
How Is It Possible To Have A "Civil War"?
I'm Gonna Live Forever Or Die Trying!
I Didn't Hit You! I High-Fived Your Face...
Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver...
What Is A "Free Gift"? Aren't All Gifts Free?
I Want To Die Sleeping Like My Great Grandfather...Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car...
If You Don't Like My Driving, Then Stay Off The Sidewalk!
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My Work Here Is Done
To Put It Nicely, I HOPE YOU CHOKE!
If You Woke Up Breathing, Congratulations! You Have Another Chance!
One Day, We'll Look Back On This, Laugh Nervously, Then Change The Subject
Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?
Flying Is Simple. Just Throw Yourself At The Ground And Miss
Sarcasm Isn't An Attitude, Its An Art
Just When I Thought You Said The Stupidest Thing Ever, You Kept Talking
If You Think Losing Your Mind SLOWLY Is Bad, Try Losing It QUICK- I'm Sorry, What Were We Talking About? And Who Are You?
If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Why Can't It Get Us Out?
A Positive Attitude Won't Solve ALL Your Problems, But It Will Annoy Enough People To Make It Worth The Effort
Why Argue When We Both Know I'm Right?
Generally, Generalizations Are Wrong
I'm Not Clumsy... The Floor Just Hates Me
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.(can we say 'Duh!')
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Yah... is that bad?)
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. (That is usually the sign of a non busy minds... I'm awesome!)
For Me, Crazy Is A Loose Term. Crazy Is When You Stare At A Pencil And Laugh When Someone Asks You Just What You Find So Interesting About The Eraser. Crazy Is When You Have An Hour Long Sob Fest, Then Start Singing And Dancing When Your Favorite Song Plays. Crazy Is When You Do Or Say Something Totally Random Thing Like, "Do You Ever Wonder Where The Eraser Bits Go?" Or Start Having A Thumb War With Yourself. I Find That I'm A Very Tough Opponent
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently You Told Santa That You've Been Good This Year... He Died Laughing
If Anyone Tries To Smart-mouth Me, I'll Slap Them Around So Fast It'll Sound Like Applause
If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them In Your Enemies' Eyes
Your Yearbook Picture Haunts Me
Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt
I ran into my ex the other day...then I put it in reverse and hit him again!!
I missed my brother...but my aim is improving!
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
That which does not kill me... Should run. FAST.
Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.
I hear voices in my head, but that’s all right. Most of them are pretty nice.
It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every second of it.
Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.
I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.
Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A AUTHOR WHEN...
1) You fall in love with your main character's crush (then kill the main character, just because you realize how much the crush doesn't deserve the her.)
2) When you hear a song, you think of a new story or a story you wrote (and then write down the lyrics, almost word for word, inside your story)
3) You daydream about your stories while other people are talking. (Then you jump up and laugh, flash a maniacal smile, and tell them thank you for the idea. Then adjourn to a dark corner to write it down while everyone questions your mental health.)
4) If you don't get on a computer, you explode. Or just sit in your seat, rocking back and forth like a mental patient, and smile crazily as you think about it.
5) You obsess totally over your stories, until your best friends are absolutely certain that there's no way they'll ever read them, because it sounds so stupid coming from your lips.
6) You have absolutely no clue what the story is even about until the fifth chapter...or perhaps the fifteenth.
Pick your birth month Italic anything that doesn't apply to you Bold the five-ten that best apply to you Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. ( Only eleven thing! Ok, methinks I was born in the wrong month.)
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
-Pick the month you were born in
January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman
I kissed a phone? What the heck? Oh well, *Shrugges* better than kissing a guy. ;-P
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your straight isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!
Hey! I must be the bestest best friend ever! This sounds just like me! :-P
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.(I have five cats! Dogs need to much work, Cat's take care of themselves! Plus I'm lazy.)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
My guy score: 23/25
My girl score: 2/24
Ok...something is wrong here? JK.
That's just how awesome I am, heck my dad says I'm a tougher guy then real guys are.
Let's all go back to our first story. You'd signed up for your account and waited patiently for the waiting period before new users could post stories. And then, finally, you hit the post story button, and waited. Don't we all remember how excited we were when we checked the review count and see we'd actually gotten a review? We didn't even care if it was a three word "Good chapter, update." (even though we wished for more.) And as the reviews came in, you felt that smile creep across your face. The excitement (however small) you get when you see the review count go up is always enjoyable.
Are we really so cruel as to deny someone that feeling? It only takes five minutes tops. Join the revolution, take the pledge and paste this onto your profile.
I, Cobwebbs, pledge to always try to thoughtfully review every chapter of every story I read. I pledge to not leave flames and only offer advice. I pledge to raise the review count, one chapter at a time.
Oh and a quick mention about my new fictionpress account. I am writing a story now and was wondering if some of you would check it out please! It's called 'Something Else.' So yeah if you do check that out it would be awesome!
NEW NEWS! (I Changed my name back to Cobwebbs for some sentimental reasons... don't ask but I felt like I wasn't writing so well with the other name.)
And now: READ MY STORIES! Oh, ahem, pretty please.