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Joined 10-17-12, id: 4312883, Profile Updated: 06-11-13
Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Twilight.

I have my own problems, so I don't want to deal with yours.

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Of Vibrators and Punishment by DaytimeFlowers reviews
What was Arthur supposed to expect when he left Merlin alone for a week? Of course Merlin would get a bit needy. And now, Arthur is angry and thinks Merlin is in need of some punishment.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Spring Fever by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barred by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Drug runner Edward is always called away from the road when he passes a certain establishment. He knows all his dirty desires can be fulfilled in that bar, and he never takes no for an answer. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess with the Shoes by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Broken Headboards, Power Panties, and Penis Charms by Nyddi reviews
A lonely man. The young, beautiful, obnoxious girl he swore to protect. Question is, how did he protect her from himself and everything that came along with him? E x B #REVAMPED #REPOSTED #NEWDETAILS #BPP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 337,333 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
For The First Time by seblamistheword
Seblaine Kink Challenge Prompt 9: Blaine is twenty-three years old and is still a virgin. Wanting to get the sex over with he hires an escort named Sebastian. Orgasm denial, dirty talk, begging, multiple orgasms
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Can You Walk (On Your Knees) by Captain Harley Quinn reviews
In a freak accident, Arthur possesses the magic Merlin once held close. Of course, Arthur being Arthur uses it in the most uncouth ways. PWP. Merthur. COMPLETED
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Wreck Me by starsandstark reviews
A filled request. Anon wanted Tony to give Steve multiple orgasms by rimming and balls licking because Steve's balls are so big and sensitive. PWP, Steve/Tony, Stony, Superhusbands. This is graphic stuff.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Christmas Orgy by Saelym Exode reviews
Hmmm... Is that word allowed in the title? ... The summary is in the story, but I WILL tell you about the pairing..S! Salec, Malec, Sebalec, Jalec, Jordalec, AND Raphalec! AT THE SAME TIME! Oh, and of course, Uke-Neko!Alec! X3 This is my belated Christmas present to you guys. Enjoy :3
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Alec L. - Complete
JF by iluvtwilightmre reviews
For the past two weeks, Bella has been able to think of nothing but a certain deep and dirty fantasy; on whim, she decides a 'confession' at a lovely looking church might be just what she needs to clear her mind at last. But what happens when the priest asks for something not so priestly? "In this moment, it clicks." O/S entry for the "Public Lovin Contest"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Signs Point to Yes OS by jlho reviews
Originally written for the F4LLS compilation; two strangers, one night and a chance meeting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosalie and Emmett by iamlouisemarie reviews
An intimate moment captured between Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale during the pregnancy of Isabella Cullen during Breaking Dawn part 1. After Isabella tells Rosalie she'll be fine alone with Jacob Black, Rosalie has to find a way to let out her rage, relying on her hungry husband to fulfil her wishes. Rated M for sexual content, over 18's only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
At the Office by LoveBeingAMama19 reviews
Ana offers up some stress relief to Christian who is in some desperate of it after finding out some unfortunate news about Jack. Rated M for Lemons and Crude language. My first attempt at writing a lemon so please be gentle. One Shot.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Porn Star by addict-writer reviews
PicPromptContest. Emmett is addicted to porn. His past relationships have failed because of his addiction. His friends try and set him up with men, but they don't measure up to Emmett's porn-star fantasy standards. What happens when he meets Edward Masen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Assorted Smut by kurtthereisamoment reviews
A collection of smut from prompts at the glee-kink-meme or from readers. Different pairings in each chapter, along with warnings. #1 Kurt/Rachel/Santana/Brittany/Tina and Kurt/Blaine boy!pussy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
With Eyes Wide Shut by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Finding out that Clare was faking orgasms was a hard stab to the heart. Too bad I'm going to make her pay. I am the master at teasing, and I know she's going to enjoy having the most hard, intense orgasm ever when I'm done with her.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Turning of the Tides by Ceri Blackheart reviews
... “Oy, Mudblood. Have you ever had an orgasm?” - And that's what started it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,021 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Big O by brianna2alexa reviews
Hermione has her first orgasm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Frighteningly Right reviews
DISCONTINUED- MOVED TO A ONE SHOT; POSTING SOON. (Summary: It all started with a haunted house, a cheesy vampire costume, and a lost phone. Bella/Edward All human. Rated M for language and probably lemons later on.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fine Night of Firsts reviews
After the Mortal War, when things calm down, our favorite characters have a very steamy night of first times. (After City of Glass) Rated M for S-M-U-T GALORE, Dudes! Read with caution!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,120 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete