The Lost Hetalian
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Joined 10-17-12, id: 4313191, Profile Updated: 04-29-13
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Warriors.

Name: Call me anything

Sex: Female

Home: Earth

Born: Year 6027 on Mars

Favorite Authors: Erin Hunter. loved the Warriors books and I'm kinda getting back to them through Survivors. Survivors are a HUGE step up from Seekers, but not quite at Warriors level.

Favorite Characters: Everyone from Hetalia, besides Liechtenstein and Ukraine. I love Cyprus and Kugelmugel, and I'm pumped that Romania is in Season 5!

Favorite Pairings: Usuk, RusAme, PruHun, Germancest, and I'm picky about my Spamano. (Don't expect me to really write deeply into any of this, though. I don't do romance. Maybe holding hands and a hug, but I don't do Kissy-Kissy or the Francy-Dancy stuff...)

Music: If it isn't American, I'm all over it. I know there are good American bands out there, but I've grown bored of all the ones I liked, and the things they're tossing out anymore is horrible. I mostly listen to Rammstein and Eisbrecher with a sprinkle of Kino and Mucc. All the other songs I listen to are just "the one song from that band that I like"

Likes: Hetalia, cats, history (duh), and swimming.

Dislikes: I hate oc's! Yeah, I might be hypocritical one day and make a story with some oc's, but I'll try to do it RIGHT! Not base it off of me (if I do make one based off of me, it'll be written in first person) or make it SUPER POWERFUL or SUPER AWESOME or SUPER EMO like they usually are.

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North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist (better than most)
(X) You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10) for North Italy I don't mean to disappoint the fans, but I don't like him much anyway...

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(3/10) for South Italy Awwww... I love Romano...

Germany (Ludwig)

(X) You're very stoic and serious
(X) Sausages are your favourite food.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X) You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(7/10) for Germany Cool! He's one of my favorites!

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) for Japan Eh, he's ok...

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(4/10) for America Aww! He's one of my favorites!

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(4/10) for UK Another one of my faves I almost share nothing with...

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(2/10) for France Not a huge fan of him...

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
() You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
(X) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(7/10) for Russia THIS is my favorite character! (I don't mean to sound angst-y or anything, but my childhood was pretty messed up O-O)

China (Wang Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
() You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(4/10) for China Even though I'm not a huge fan of him (kinda 5/10 on the fave scale for me) he is fun to draw.

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons'
() You wear glasses

(4/10) for Austria Again, one of my faves

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
() You hate fighting
()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
()You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X)You're bilingual
()You always carry a bear with you

(4/10) for Canada I love you, Canadia ;n; (I'm pretty fluent in German)

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
(X) You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
()You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
()You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
(X) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba If an edgeway is what i think it is... then yeah, totaly xD (don't ask about the fistfghts -_-")

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
() You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8/10) for Hungary She is the only female character I like (and I like her a lot!) besides Belgium.

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

(3/10) for Prussia You don't need to tease me about how totaly un-awesome I am... (Prussia is my ultimate favorite of the Germanic Characters (I just can't write him Dx))

My avatar was made here if your interested (and I need to give credit to Wyndbain on Deviantart!) http://wyndbain.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Maker-215799403

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The Secretive Guest by Moon's Meow
A soldier of the Military Police wanders into a forest and comes across a strange hotel, called "Gregory House". Against her better judgement, she spends the night, not expecting the horrors that wait inside.
Crossover - Gregory Horror Show & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,518 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9h ago - Published: 3/23
Gregory Despair Show by Epic Laughter reviews
Trapped in a mysterious hotel with their memories wiped, seventeen of the lost souls of Gregory House must murder each other to win the ultimate prize: returning to reality.
Gregory Horror Show - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,587 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 5/7/2013
Swiss Labyrinth by PrussianOverlord reviews
The world is slowly dying, day by day, country by country, and no one knows why. Germany has a hunch that it might have to with Switzerland who, despite his bank, was doing the worst of all. When he, Italy, Japan, Turkey, Russia, and France become trapped within the depths of the Swiss Alps, their suspicions are confirmed: Switzerland, along with six others, is up to no good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
A Prussian Diary by IggySwitzy reviews
The awesome Prussia has begun to write a diary! Wait, I mean a 'journal'. Spilling all of his deepest (or shallowest) and dark (or bright) secrets for all to read! Isn't bringing up embarrassing moments just fantastic?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Prussia
Hired Hand by Mesita reviews
Ed helps Rolf with his chores.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Ed, Rolf - Complete
Dreamtalia by ShadowFate-Dreamtaliabeliever reviews
I don't own this! My bestie kaitobunny88 owns it, and she gave me permission to post this! If u don't know what Dreamtalia is, google it! Now ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Germany - Complete
Flightless Bird, American Mouth by juviaslocksers reviews
Alfred F. Jones was at the top of his game as a hit man, but once he meets the able and alluring Arthur Kirkland, who happens to be on his case, Jones's life takes a turn for the bittersweet. What Jones doesn't know is that Arthur just might be able to save both of their lives.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - America, England/Britain
Ave Maria by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
Prussia knew he wasn't a good Christian. Not any more. But he was one, nonetheless. / "Help me, bitte, help me." He murmured, over and over again, before doing something he hadn't done since Fritz had been put in the ground. He prayed. Prayed for a miracle that would not come. / "Privyet, fashisty." / Prequel to Ozhidaniye (can be read on its own)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Crap and Cackles by panda-aru-yo reviews
A prank by Prussia, and a very angry Austrian. I suck at titles (and summaries, it turns out), so don't base everything off that. It's a short read, I promise! And I made a typo in the beginning, it seems (I need to double-check my work before submitting it . . .) and I don't know how to fix it. So just ignore it for now!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Snapped Canada: A Taste of Wine by DaughterOfPain reviews
Canada is out for revenge again and this time on France. Sequel to A Different Sort of Syrup. Better than it sounds. Second part of the Snapped Canada series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Well then by Semebay reviews
America is horrible at Hetalia Fantasia, and pulls a Leroy Jenkins.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - America - Complete
Vaterland by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Germania is not a man that shows much of anything as a general rule, so how does he react when he finds two little children out in the woods? A look into the family life of Germania, Prussia, and Holy Roman Empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,684 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Germania, Prussia
American Standards by Emerald-Leaves reviews
What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,500 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Art is Genderless by Orpah reviews
Austria has a problem; he can't figure out his new micronation's gender, and he doesn't want another Italy episode. So, how does he find out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Austria, Kugelmugel - Complete
Prussian Training by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Prussia trains America during the Revolutionary War. Based on real historical events. Now Hetalia canon thanks to Hima's Christmas 2011 strip! Dedicated to von Steuben: the Prussian Commander who taught American troops how to be AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Prussia, America
HetaOni Quotes by tokidokibaka reviews
Quotes from HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
How to Spot a Wicked Witch by Lisa Telramor reviews
...and other fairy tale land survival tips. Just silliness. Written in list form, poking fun at various fairy tales. I have a mostly complete list of what I referenced.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
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Evil in the Woods reviews
Alfred and Matthew are left abandoned and hungry in the woods by one of their fathers. Based in a fairy tale I'd rather not say the name of for reasons. Human AU. FACE family. 2P!England. Rated M for gore PS: I dislike the way my imagination works...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - America, Canada
What is Love? reviews
England asks France a serious question one day. How does France answer? What will they do afterwards? Includes lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Christmas Truce reviews
It is the winter of 1914 and the Germans and British are fighting fiercely. Could a certain British soldier change this? One-shot, yes, the German flag once looked like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - England/Britain, Germany
The Tale of two Sides reviews
Alfred and Arthur get into an argument, and Alfred decides to go off on his own for a little while, but he gets switched with America! I REALLY suck at summaries! Please give it a try - ' 2p!UsUk and UsUk and 2p!Usx1PUk and 1pUsx2p!Uk... jeezus... Blood, gore, other things...well, it includes 2p!Britain, so... yeah. Alfred 2p!Us, Arthur 2p!Uk, America 1p!Us, Britain 1p!Uk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - America, England/Britain
Fireheart's Nightmare
Fireheart has a dark dream of the future. takes place before Tigerclaw's exile. One-Shot, Blood
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Firestar - Complete
Scourge's Cruelty reviews
Scourge is in a mood to play a game that includes an injured cat and a pack of ferocious dogs. One-Shot, Blood
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Scourge - Complete
Sexiest Man of the Year reviews
China takes something his neighbor said a little too seriously... lol, first story, I hope you like it! One-shot, based on true events
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - China, America - Complete