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Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Warriors.

I'm full of bullshit, thats all that needs to be said.

My avatar was made here if your interested (and I need to give credit to Wyndbain on Deviantart!)

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Gregory Despair Show by Epic Laughter reviews
Trapped in a mysterious hotel with their memories wiped, seventeen of the lost souls of Gregory House must murder each other to win the ultimate prize: returning to reality.
Gregory Horror Show - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,013 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Secretive Guest by Moon's Meow reviews
A soldier of the Military Police wanders into a forest and comes across a strange hotel, called "Gregory House". Against her better judgement, she spends the night, not expecting the horrors that wait inside. The first installment to the Psychological Warfare series.
Crossover - Gregory Horror Show & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Annie L. - Complete
Swiss Labyrinth by PrussianOverlord reviews
The world is slowly dying, day by day, country by country, and no one knows why. Germany has a hunch that it might have to with Switzerland who, despite his bank, was doing the worst of all. When he, Italy, Japan, Turkey, Russia, and France become trapped within the depths of the Swiss Alps, their suspicions are confirmed: Switzerland, along with six others, is up to no good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Hired Hand by Mesita reviews
Ed helps Rolf with his chores.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Ed, Rolf - Complete
Dreamtalia by ShadowFate-Dreamtaliabeliever reviews
I don't own this! My bestie kaitobunny88 owns it, and she gave me permission to post this! If u don't know what Dreamtalia is, google it! Now ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Germany - Complete
Flightless Bird, American Mouth by juviaslocksers reviews
Alfred F. Jones was at the top of his game as a hit man, but once he meets the able and alluring Arthur Kirkland, who happens to be on his case, Jones's life takes a turn for the bittersweet. What Jones doesn't know is that Arthur just might be able to save both of their lives.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - America, England/Britain
Ave Maria by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
Prussia knew he wasn't a good Christian. Not any more. But he was one, nonetheless. / "Help me, bitte, help me." He murmured, over and over again, before doing something he hadn't done since Fritz had been put in the ground. He prayed. Prayed for a miracle that would not come. / "Privyet, fashisty." / Prequel to Ozhidaniye (can be read on its own)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Crap and Cackles by panda-aru-yo reviews
A prank by Prussia, and a very angry Austrian. I suck at titles (and summaries, it turns out), so don't base everything off that. It's a short read, I promise! And I made a typo in the beginning, it seems (I need to double-check my work before submitting it . . .) and I don't know how to fix it. So just ignore it for now!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Snapped Canada: A Taste of Wine by DaughterOfPain reviews
Canada is out for revenge again and this time on France. Sequel to A Different Sort of Syrup. Better than it sounds. Second part of the Snapped Canada series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Well then by Semebay reviews
America is horrible at Hetalia Fantasia, and pulls a Leroy Jenkins.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - America - Complete
Vaterland by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Germania is not a man that shows much of anything as a general rule, so how does he react when he finds two little children out in the woods? A look into the family life of Germania, Prussia, and Holy Roman Empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,684 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Germania, Prussia
American Standards by Emerald-Leaves reviews
What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,500 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Art is Genderless by Orpah reviews
Austria has a problem; he can't figure out his new micronation's gender, and he doesn't want another Italy episode. So, how does he find out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Austria, Kugelmugel - Complete
Prussian Training by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Prussia trains America during the Revolutionary War. Based on real historical events. Now Hetalia canon thanks to Hima's Christmas 2011 strip! Dedicated to von Steuben: the Prussian Commander who taught American troops how to be AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Prussia, America
HetaOni Quotes by tokidokibaka reviews
Quotes from HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
How to Spot a Wicked Witch by Lisa Telramor reviews
...and other fairy tale land survival tips. Just silliness. Written in list form, poking fun at various fairy tales. I have a mostly complete list of what I referenced.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Russia in the House MD by Wednesday1990 reviews
Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - G. House, Russia - Complete
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Evil in the Woods reviews
Alfred and Matthew are left abandoned and hungry in the woods by one of their fathers. Based in a fairy tale I'd rather not say the name of for reasons. Human AU. FACE family. 2P!England. Rated M for gore PS: I dislike the way my imagination works...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - America, Canada
What is Love? reviews
England asks France a serious question one day. How does France answer? What will they do afterwards? Includes lemons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Christmas Truce reviews
It is the winter of 1914 and the Germans and British are fighting fiercely. Could a certain British soldier change this? One-shot, yes, the German flag once looked like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - England/Britain, Germany
The Tale of two Sides reviews
Alfred and Arthur get into an argument, and Alfred decides to go off on his own for a little while, but he gets switched with America! I REALLY suck at summaries! Please give it a try - ' 2p!UsUk and UsUk and 2p!Usx1PUk and 1pUsx2p!Uk... jeezus... Blood, gore, other things...well, it includes 2p!Britain, so... yeah. Alfred 2p!Us, Arthur 2p!Uk, America 1p!Us, Britain 1p!Uk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - America, England/Britain
Fireheart's Nightmare
Fireheart has a dark dream of the future. takes place before Tigerclaw's exile. One-Shot, Blood
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Firestar - Complete
Scourge's Cruelty reviews
Scourge is in a mood to play a game that includes an injured cat and a pack of ferocious dogs. One-Shot, Blood
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Scourge - Complete
Sexiest Man of the Year reviews
China takes something his neighbor said a little too seriously... lol, first story, I hope you like it! One-shot, based on true events
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - China, America - Complete