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Joined 10-18-12, id: 4313907, Profile Updated: 08-23-13
Author has written 20 stories for Mass Effect, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Elder Scroll series.

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Naughty stuff is all over here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/PalavenBlues/pseuds/PalavenBlues/works

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In Which Garrus and Kasumi Take Charge of Shepard's Wardrobe by Arcana Mortis reviews
Fill for a kmeme request, which can be found here: In which Garrus is a flaming queen.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013
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I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
After the Reapers, Shep and Garrus spend their first Christmas together. Happy Christmas times, no seriousness, no continuity needed, author trying to avoid spoilers. For the Advent challenge.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Can I Keep Him? reviews
AU where turians are kept as pets and generally believed to be non-sapient. This is from the KINK meme it does contain KINK. Warnings: kink, deviance, mature content. **This is the short and gritty version; the happy adventure story will be on my other profile**
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Bob Help Me reviews
A simple dockworker finds out what's it's like to be huskified.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Miracle reviews
Shep finds herself accidentally pregnant, and now she and Garrus have to deal with the situation. WARNING: this was for the kmeme and the prompt was "Shep gets an abortion." So, seriously, don't read this if you don't want that story. Possible trigger warning for abuse-like behavior.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Misunderstanding reviews
Joker gets something off his chest, and Garrus's habit of interpreting Shep's words in the best possible light backfires.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Game Over: Please Insert 4 Billion Coin reviews
Follows the events of Mass Effect 2. After the Battle of the Citadel, Shepard's ship is attacked, and she wakes up with a new mission, a new crew, and a shadowy para-military organization watching her every move. Developing Garrus/FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,400 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Inspection reviews
Shep walks in one Garrus during some private ... recreational time ... if you know what i mean. Yes, it was for a prompt on the kinkmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Don't Have to Live Like a Refugee reviews
What is going on between the teenage refugee and the turian who's always helping her? For a prompt on the kinkmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Complete
I Would Catch a Grenade For You reviews
After Garrus takes a bullet for Shep, the rest of the love-struck crew is obsessed with impressing her, as well. One-shot. Slightly silly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
It's All Fun and Games reviews
A series of short, fluffy bits of the Normandy crew having fun. Expect no continuity. Updated when the Muse tells me to.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Good-bye, My Love reviews
After the Reaper War, Shep is left alone with recollections and the drawings of the dead. One-shot, complete, any!Shep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F) - Complete
Curse reviews
This was for a challenge at the RLt. The curse was originally going to be an Amulet of Mara that worked too well, but it turned out to be the challenge: no pronouns, no names, all descriptors. The main piece will be much less sillily written, when it goes up. Not to mention, the character's name will be Sjöfn, and not "the flame-haired Bosmer thief."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Crush reviews
Shepard. Wrex. For a prompt on the kinkmeme. A slightly different version of Shepard finds herself getting closer to Wrex, during the events of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Victory through Darkness reviews
Made as a present for Legendary Biologist for the gift exchange. Merry Christmas; hope you like it it. After the plot of the final FMAB episode, before the little epilogue bits. Roy Mustang must cope with the fallout from the final battle. Roy/Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Language of Love reviews
Shepard's mother Hannah has some trouble with her translator.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus - Complete
I Am the Hat reviews
The Sorting Hat is not who it seems, and has far more control over the world than anyone thinks. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Shep With No Name reviews
Mass Effect from the beginning. Stays close to story line, heavier characterization & character interaction. Spoilers abound. *** Fshep lost everything as a child, even down to her name. Now she's pulled into events beyond her control, forcing her up against the wall of her only rule: survive. T for occasional language only.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Shepard (F)
Shades of the Past reviews
After Shepard is lost, Garrus must deal with his grief and his unresolved feelings towards her. Takes place roughly between the events of ME1 and ME2. Rated T for some language and a mildly adult situation. Two parts.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Blue Eyes reviews
Months after the events of Mass Effect 3, Kaidan Alenko and Steve Cortez have some catching up to do. Some spoilers. Light romance only/first date. Part two of "After Effects" series.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Kaidan A., Steven C. - Complete
Arrant Knight of Heresy reviews
After the events of 3 (so, spoilers). After the dust has settled, Samara still has one thing left to do. Story assumes a Garrus/FShep pairing. One-shot. Part one of "After Effects" series.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Samara, Garrus V. - Complete
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