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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Icepen

Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A LOT OF COPY AND PASTED NONSENSE!

Name: Icepen

Age: Old Enough

Height: no idea, kinda short though.

Weight: never ask a lady her weight

Gender: I'm a girl... (See above comment... now is that really so hard to guess?)

Eyes: Brown

Location: Right here

Reviews: Are totally welcome. no seriously, I love them (Take a hint people)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter,

The Hunger Games

Divergent Trilogy

Percy Jackson

Kane Chronicles

Alex Rider

Gallagher Girls

Sherlock Holmes

The Underneath

Gone With the Wind

Uprising

The Fault In our Stars

Dr. Seuss (I am so mature)

The Help

Favorite TV Shows:

-Sherlock

-Downton Abbey

-NCIS

-Leverage

-Once Upon a Time

-Food Network


Random Stuff

I am a band geek, and I'm proud!

I am also seriously obsessed with Harry Potter, I kid you not.

I can't spell to save my life (thank you spell check) so please try to bear with me, I try my best!

I spend my free time writing, no duh.

I figure skate and dance.

I have a big sister.

High School is sucking away at my life, so sorry I I Disappear from my stories for months!!! I try to update but my techers have other plans.


If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.


PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... Man, It Hurt me!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Hush, little sister

Please don't cry

I wish I could be there

To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms

Bloodied and bruised

That's strange, little sister

Mine were like that too

I know you scream

When Daddy's there

Hush, little sister

I know you're scared

I can see the way

He's hurting you

I'm sorry, little sister

He did that to me too

I know that people

Ignore what's going on at home

That makes me angry, little sister

You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister

You wanna know why I'm not there?

It's a sad story, little sister

But people should care

You see, little sister

One day Daddy got high

You were asleep in your crib

So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me

And smashed my head against the door

While you slept, little sister

I died on the floor

You know, little sister

I don't think that I would have died

If someone had only bothered

To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister

Daddy's coming home

Quick, get into bed

You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister

He's in a bad mood

Run while you can

Uh oh little sister

He's lifting his belt

Scream while you can,

little sister Call for help

Hush little sister

You don't need to cry

No one can hurt you

You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!


Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

(Where's the one for people who have multiple personalities, are delusional, are completely random, and are just plain crazy?)

If you belong in the mental hospital, copy and paste this onto your profile.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.(its not exactly stealing is it?)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people. (I don't mean to! I really don't! It just happens and them I go off and chase the brilliant piece of inspiration I have just thought of and I zone out a lot.)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


HARRY POTTER OATH

I promise to remember Harry

Each time I see lightning

And I promise to remember Ron

When I see red hair that’s blinding

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Malfoy

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Remus

When I see someone gentle

And I promise to remember Sirius

When someones says 'That's just mental'

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever I see an adoring fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says no, but they say ‘I can’

I promise to remember Luna

Whenever I see the moon

And I promise to remember Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I see someone with long, grey hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Lily Potter

Whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

When someone says ‘I have always cared’

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the

Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession...

it's my way of life you know.


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4 am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,

only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

If you're a boy, Post this under THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND. If your a girl with enough BALLS to repost this, put it under Girls Don't Relize These Things!


The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She's spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped ? He gets enough abuse at home.

See the man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't re-post this. But I'm sure the people with a heart and a backbone will.


I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, Sev'slittlesecret, Shadow Lily Potter, Crescent Luna Moon, Nix54, Icepen


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a Band-Aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

-- Girlbender875, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay, CommChatter


Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Growing up, Mrs. Weasley was my mother. Mr. Weasley was my father.

Ginny was my sister. Neville was my younger brother. Gred and Forge were my older brothers.

Tonks was my aunt. Remus and Sirius were my amazing uncles.

Hermione and Ron were my best friends. Bill and Fleur were my babysitters.

Dragons and Hippogriffs were my pets.

Growing up, HP was my family. I'm proud to say that I'm a Potterhead.

If your childhood was Harry Potter and you will disown any of your children who say otherwise, repost this or i'll surgically remove my nose and kill you in your sleep :)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy (THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*ch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to heck

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to heck

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and mean

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking b*h

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (Everybody's beautiful)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (BUT WHAT DOES "like everyone else" mean?)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up,

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH,

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I love band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times,

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, DarkHikariDevil, SharinganAngel, A-Hime, fullmetal'sgirl92, EmoNekoNinja, yaoifmafan, Kitsune Foxfire, Wolf and MR Lover, RoseDragonWitch.


Hey, see those stories right there? Go read them please!!

Also, to people following Because of Fate, I changed the title and tweaked the summary to fit what the story will look like from now on. It wasn't going tohe original way that I had intended it to, but you cam expect many such changes. Okay, bye happy reading.

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I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar reviews
All it takes is a pair of scissors to turn Annabeth Chase into Andrew Chase, shedding the long blonde ponytail in exchange for a uniform at the elite all-boys private school where only the finest go on to achieve their dreams. It's her last hope to becoming an architect. Hopefully her new bunkmate, the all-star swimmer Percy Jackson, doesn't find out who he's really rooming with.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,630 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
Dear FanFiction Writers by Callidora-Malfoy reviews
Letters from extremely annoyed Harry Potter characters to us, the FanFiction writers, complaining about what we've been writing. "Dear FanFiction Writers, Vampires do not sparkle. Sincerely, Sanguini." NEW UPDATE: MADAM ROSMERTA 7TH JUNE 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 133 - Words: 39,788 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 2/17/2013
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13 reviews
It started with a shadow-travel onto Half-Blood Hill, and now both camps think that Will and Nico are destined for each other. The problem? Nobody's succeeded in getting them together. Yet. Chapter 26-It was about damn time that they got together. (No longer taking requests for scenes!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,703 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Will S., Jason G.
Lost in Translation by HecateA reviews
Calypso no entiendo español. Like, big time. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Marauder Mayhem by Kerd151 reviews
A series of chronological one-shots and drabbles from the Marauder's era. Will include before and after Hogwarts. James, Sirius, Peter and Remus as well as Lily, Andromeda, Alice, and others! Pairings: James/Lily (later), Alice/Frank and Andromeda/Ted. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Lily Evans P., Alice L., Andromeda T., Marauders
Beyond the Veil by Akozu Heiwa reviews
A poem/song after the events of Order of the Phoenix. Slight spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Asleep in the Common Room by the potter family reviews
Lily Evans stumbles into the Common Room late one night and finds a student asleep on the couches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Baby by SoulMalady reviews
After the war, Harry didn't expect to connect so deeply with his godson. The little bugger would have it no other way. Here are some one-shots of Harry and Teddy bonding. Updates whenever I write something new! Latest chapter: Kisses. He planted big, wet kisses on his baby brother's round cheeks and button nose and dimple chin. "You are such a big boy now."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L.
Percy's Fathers by Liana Legaspi reviews
A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B., Gabe U. - Complete
Beauty Sleep by RoseDragonWitch reviews
(Part of my HP Fairytale series) Long ago when princess Ginny was born, a dark wizard cast a curse so she will die on her sixteenth birthday. But instead, another wizard ensured that she will fall into a deep sleep instead… and will only awaken with a kiss of true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,463 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Game Changer Job by Sylam reviews
The Leverage team has found their new mark: Panem. In order to take down this monstrous country where teenagers are forced to slaughter each other in the arena, Nate has an idea: Let's go steal the Hunger Games! To do that they will need to help one sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen to win the game.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012
The tiny broom by Kamyy reviews
Sirius is determined to get what he wants. "Sirius Black, there is no way in hell you are buying that broom for my son!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by starlightandseaglass reviews
Fred and George Weasley, along with Lee Jordan and Angelina Johnson, are determined to do everything they aren't allowed to do at Hogwarts. Ranges from the twins 1st year (1989) to the time the twins leave during their 7th year (1996).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Fred W., George W.
Hear You Me, My Friends by rideswithprongs reviews
Sirius is in The Leaky Cauldron, nursing a firewhiskey to help keep away the horrors of the war when he hears the news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pregnant by Molly Raesly reviews
The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Il Segreto reviews
And just like that, the dam that he had built up to hold his emotions back snapped and salty tears fell freely down his cheeks. But this time it was different. This time there was a shoulder to cry on and arms that wrapped around him and a voice telling him that he would be is time, he wasn't alone. Warning: Major Angst.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G., Hazel L. - Complete
But You go to High School reviews
There was his girlfriend Sally, who had a son. Paul wasn't a jerk. He was cool with that. This son had been expelled from eight schools and was considered to be a juvenile delinquent. That made him edgy, but he figured that Percy had the worst case of wrong-place-wrong-time imaginable. Paul learns the truth and he doesn't know what to feel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 1/2 - Complete
One Empty Bunker reviews
It was Rory who had pulled her pigtails when they were kids. It was Rory who had taken care of her cat when she was sick. It was Rory, who had been her rock when her sister had been in those games. It was Rory who she had slowly but surely fallen in love with.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5 - Complete
A Witch? reviews
Hermione Granger leads a perfectly normal life, free from the adventure she so craves. Until a fateful Saturday where she learns the truth about her capabilities. Happy back to school everyone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2014
Broken Souls reviews
Lily is a ballerina.James is a Quidditch player. Marlene is a flirt. Sirius is a prankster. Remus is a prefect. Mary is a fasionista. Peter is shy. Alice is a perfect pure-blood girl. Some of them are friends, while the others hate each other's guts. And they are all broken souls. And the only people in this world left to heal them are each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,770 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Tough Little Boys reviews
Arthur loved his little girl. He knew that for a fact. What he didn't know, however, was exactly how deep that bond ran. Song by Gary Allen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
The middle of the night. A nightmare. A whispered conversation. Two victors. Put all that together and it could change a little girl's world forever. Rated T for safety
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
Passage of Time reviews
Hermione Granger had never understood importance of a birthday. In her practical mind, it was no big deal. So what if she was a year older? It was bound to happen at some point. Through a long series of experiences, Hermione realizes what a gift surviving to her next birthday was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Vanilla Twilight reviews
As suddenly as lightning strikes, inspiration stuck the young girl with the broken heart. Inspiration that made her sit up straighter. That gave her hope, for the first time in months. She would join that club. She would join that club Harry was starting. She would carry on fighting for the cause that so many died for. She would do it for her fallen sweetheart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury Like Ginny Weasley Scorned reviews
Don't mess with Ginny Weasley. That's a lesson her brothers learned the hard way. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Forever reviews
James and Lily mark the beginig of their time together. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Belong reviews
Ginny's thoughts on Harry and Cho.Songfic based on Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete