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Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Total Drama series, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

hey guys its me brb I'm sorry but I hate to take a break from fanfiction for a while because I was struggling with depression although I'm not completely better yet I'm getting there and I think im to the point where I can hopefully work on my stories again and if anybody has a pairing (THAT I APROVE OF) that they want me to write about I will

love you all :)

"I think perfection is ugly. Somewhere in the things humans make, I want to see scars, failure, disorder, distortion."

- Yohji Yamamoto

remorse

remember when u were like 7 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Normal People, Who have never been in a fandom: I have sanity

Me: I lost my sanity, then, found it, put it on a leash, decided I liked being insane better and let the leash go! O_o

Screw a knight in shining armor, I want a frickin' ninja!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

Forget love, I wanna fall in chocolate!

EVIL MINIONS WANTED! *I pay in donuts*

Make pasta, not war!

I know you are but what am I? (Don't answer that question)

Am I insane? Have I crossed the line? Well, that's a good question, let me ask your friends, OH WAIT I MURDERED THEM!

I'm not insane mother! I only talk to the voices in the walls not my heads

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers

who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go...

I promise to remember Rick Riordan

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx *Thunder*

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

It's a way of life you know.

If your a demigod copy and paste this on your profile.


The Percy Jackson Fan Pledge

I promise to remember Percy,

When a warrior fights on and on.

I promise to remember Annabeth,

For those who have been there all along.

I promise to remember Grover,

When someone follows a dream.

I promise to remember Tyson,

When someone leads a team.

I promise to remember Jason,

When someone falls from the sky.

I promise to remember Leo,

When someone's mother dies.

I promise to remember Thalia,

When someone goes beyond and above.

I promise to remember Piper,

When someone falls in love.

I promise to remember Frank,

When parents go to war.

I promise to remember Reyna,

For those dedicated to the core.

I promise to remember Hazel,

For those who honour people's trust.

I promise to remember Rachel,

For those who feel they must.

I promise to remember Bianca,

For those who die too young.

I promise to remember Nico,

For the heroes that go unsung.

I promise to remember Luke,

For those who make the wrong decisions.

I promise to remember the demigod traitors,

When someone causes division.

I promise to remember the Olympians,

When people meddle in affairs.

I promise to remember the Titans,

When parents do not care.

But more than this I swear,

To never forget this world.

To never not care.

I promise to never grow old enough,

To regard this as simple stuff.

Because Percy Jackson changed my life.

And I'll forever love this gang through any strife.


Gods and Goddesses of Mt. Olympus Pledge:

I shall remember Zeus

When I see lightning in the sky

I shall remember Athena

When an owl's flying high

I shall remember Poseidon

Whenever I'm at sea

I shall remember Ares

When someone's mean to me

I shall remember Hades

When I think of someone passed away

I shall remember Aphrodite

When it's Valentine's Day

I shall remember Artemis

When I see an arrow and a bow

I shall remember Hestia

When a fire brightly glows

I shall remember Dionysus

When I see someone drinking wine

I shall remember Demeter

When the plants are growing fine

I shall remember Apollo

When I see the gleaming sun

I shall remember Hermes

When I see someone on the run

I shall remember Hera

When I hear of a queen

I shall remember Hephaestus

When I see an invention that's extreme

Wherever I go, Whatever I see

"and may the odds be ever in your favour

-Effie Hunger Games

"boys talk but have nothing to say and girls have plenty to say but no one lishens

Trying to be perfect for someone is one of the most imperfect things to do.

How do you tell a hero? He stands up without being asked, steps forward without being told, and falls with but one request- to be remembered.

"Am I a good person? Deep down, do I even really want to be a good person, or do I only want to seem like a good person so that people (including myself) will approve of me? Is there a difference? How do I ever actually know whether I’m bullshitting myself, morally speaking?"

- David Foster Wallace

Smiles are like band aids in love. They hide the wound but the pain remains.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Enter Wal-Mart

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE... IN GREEK!

Ο Percy Jackson Pledge

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

Όποτε είμαι στη θάλασσα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ

Κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα

Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης

Για λόγους Grover της πορεία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά

Όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια πινακίδα που να λέει'' Δωρεάν Ride Pony''

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ζωή

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel

Κάθε φορά που ένα αυτοκίνητο περνά λιμουζίνα μου.

Ναι υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO

Όπου και να πάω

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

THE PJO QUIZ!

1) Favorite guy character? Leo

2) Favorite girl character? Hazel

3) Favorite god? Dionysus

4) Favorite goddess? Athena

5) Favorite minor goddess Hecate

6) Favorite minor god? Hades

7) Favorite minor character? Travis Stoll

8)Favorite monsters? Medusa cuz she's awesome like dat.

9) Hermes just asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Sure! I’ll go get the adoption papers.

10)Which PJO Character Would You Date? Leo

11)Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend? all of them

12) Which PJO Character Do You Hate? Drew

13) You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy, since we’d be surrounded by water.

14)Favorite PJatO Pairing caleo

15)Favorite PJatO Quote?

'"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."'

-Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and Zoë Nightshade, The Titan’s Curse.

16) Favorite Percy Moment?

I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious.

"I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."

"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."

The poodle growled.

I said hello to the poodle.

-Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief

OR

"How did you die?"

"We, er... drowned in a bathtub.

"All three of you?"

"It was a big bathtub."

-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

17) Favorite Nico Moment?

"Can you surf really well, then?"

I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point I was ready to stick the kid in a meat flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)

-Percy Jackson and Nico DiAngelo, The Titan’s Curse

18) Favorite God or Goddess Moment?

“Dreams like a podcast,

Downloading truth in my ears.

They tell me cool stuff.”

"Apollo?" I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.

He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."

"A god named Fred?"

"Eh, well..."

-Percy Jackson and Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

19) Favorite Grover Moment? BURRITO FIGHT!

20) Favorite Rachel Moment?

Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?"

Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about?

Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!...They don't seem to care.”

-Rachel Elizabeth Dare and Annabeth Chase, The Battle of the Labyrinth

21) Favorite Random Moment? Tyson uses “Peanut Butter” as a battle cry

Please don't drop cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's going your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

You're just as sane as I am.

- Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phenix

"Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you."

- Carl Jung (via cat-blood

ONLY IN AMERICA (POST THIS IF YOU LIVE THERE)

Why America has some Issues:

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


6 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.

And if I like you, you’re pretty special.

Because I hate everyone.

"You know,

the Gamesmaster hates you.”

- Spyware “The New Teen Titans: Games

Cel or TheGirlWhoCan'tLetGo, committed suicide last night.

She was bashed so much by haters on fanfiction, told she should die by them.

She is dead now. I will miss you forever, my sister.

I invite you to join me in a time of silence, mourning Cel.

Leave your name here and post this on your profile if you think that this is unfair and people should be against bullying and cyber bullying :

Snow Wolfe6631, TeamCudgee, theguynamedNico, XxBanewolvesLiveAgainxX, Draph91, The Dead Can Live, Pertemis fan, GoddessOfArchitecture, black rose and blood

Pm if you post this on your profile and want to be on mine.

Join us as we fight for Cel and all those who have lost their lives because of the hatred that boils inside others!

Every 3rd of April, or every 3rd of every month, find someone who is being bullied and help them for Cel. Help them so that they don't take the same path as Cel. Buy a rose and give it to a suffering person. For Cel.

If you have ever bullied someone, you are the finger the pulls the trigger and the razor that cuts the wrist. If you have ever called someone names, you are the rope that tightens around their neck as they cease to breathe. If you have ever sent hateful messages to someone, you are the little white pill that will end it all. If you have ever harassed someone, you are the water that they sink under, soon to be found dead.

If you are someone who bullies, take this into your heart as wrong and NEVER do it again. I pity those who have to resort to bullying to make themselves feel good. They end up hurting themselves anyway.

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I shall not yell out "I am the Chosen One!" when a teacher calls on me in class.

52) But yes, I will do it all anyway

My name is Cerise (My name is not! This is a copy and paste thingy!), and I'm 14 years old. People say I'm shy. I say I'm thoughtful.

People say I'm weird. I say I'm special. People say I'm dorky. I say, "Why aren't you?"

People say I'm nerdy. I say, "I already know that." People say I'm geeky. I say, "Thanks for that great compliment!"

People say I'm crazy. I say, "I know, ain't it grand?" People say I'm freaky. I say, "What are you, then?"

I'm Cerise, and I'm 14 years old. And I hope you stay strong and don't listen to the haters.

You know you're a geek/nerd/dork when:

  • You use really long words
  • You have a unique fashion sense
  • You tend to fan boy/girl out
  • You know facts about anything, including the fandom you follow
  • You're not part of the Cool Cliques
  • You will never be consider one of the Populars
  • You appreciate who you are and what you are
  • You don't care what the Populars say or think of you
  • You are reading this and agree with this
  • You will copy and paste this onto your profile
  • I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book(or take pictures, 'cause I'm a yearbook nerd!). I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Water Owl, I Live With The Muggles, black rose and blood

    If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

    98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

    If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

    If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.


    The other day someone asked me-

    "Why do you read so much? This is just a story? What has Percy Jackson ever taught you?"

    I was about to mention all about Greek Mythology and the monsters and Gods and Titans...But then I considered my answer.

    "Percy taught us that there's a Hero in every one of us, you just need to find it and use it well."

    re-post this on your profile if you're one of the people who choose Fanfiction over Facebook

    The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

    The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

    The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it

    The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care

    The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

    The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

    The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them

    The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.

    I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.

    I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

    I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.

    I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

    I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family

    I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

    I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

    I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.

    I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

    I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

    I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

    I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

    I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

    You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.


    Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!

    Question: Do you know who I am?
    Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

    You: Go to Hell!
    Me: See you there.

    You: OMG did you just fall?
    Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

    I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

    Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

    You sound better with your mouth closed.

    You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

    I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

    If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

    Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

    “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”


    You Know Your Obsessed With Percy Jackson If..

    There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

    Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

    When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

    You burn food to see if it smells good.

    You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

    Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

    You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

    You sometimes try to control water.

    You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

    You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

    Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

    You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

    You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

    Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

    You are a PJO character for Halloween.

    Recite lines randomly from the books.

    When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

    Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

    You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

    You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

    You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

    You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

    That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

    In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

    You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

    When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

    You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

    You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

    You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

    -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

    -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

    -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

    -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

    -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

    You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

    You give all your siblings god parents

    You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

    You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

    You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

    You still think Thuke could happen.

    You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

    You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

    Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

    You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

    You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized

    You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

    You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

    When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

    You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

    You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

    You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

    You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

    You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

    You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

    You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

    You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

    Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

    Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

    You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

    You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

    Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

    You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

    You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

    You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

    You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

    You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

    You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???

    Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

    When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

    You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

    Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

    You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

    Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

    You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

    And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

    You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)

    When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

    You cried when you finished TLO.

    You did a happy dance when TLH came out.

    You are on FanFic trying to quench your thirst for PJO until THoH comes out in fall.

    You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE. THEY SHOULD BECOME THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST HERA AND ZEUS INTO TARTUARUS!!!! Don't strike me down lord zeus and queen hera *gulps*)

    Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

    You're in love with a fictional character.

    You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

    You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

    You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

    If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.

    You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

    You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

    You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

    You know which pages the good parts are on.

    You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

    You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

    You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena)

    You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

    You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

    You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

    You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

    You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

    You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

    Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

    You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

    You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

    The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

    On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

    You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

    You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

    You know PJO better then most sane people.

    You have links to every great PJO site.

    You add things to the list every day.

    You know what you would do if you were Percy.

    You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

    At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

    You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

    For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

    Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

    You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)

    You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

    Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

    You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

    You have an instant crush on Nico!

    You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

    You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

    You want to learn Latin.

    About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

    You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

    You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

    Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

    A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

    You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

    You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

    You own every single book.

    You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

    You call yourself a demigod.

    You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

    You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

    You've called someone you know a satyr.

    You name your pet fish Clovis

    You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

    You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

    When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

    You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

    You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

    You try to talk to horses.

    You try to summon the dead.

    You try to summon lightning.

    You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)

    You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

    You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

    You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

    Your screensaver is a blue greek delta

    You are trying to learn Geeek

    I'm bad luck. Good was never an option for me.

    - Jinx, Teen Titans, Lightspeed

    Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No

    Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No

    Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No

    Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No

    Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No

    Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No

    Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life

    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

    We could all do good to follow these guidelines as many people break these rules and it annoys the crap outta me lol. I even do it myself, so i'm putting it on my profile to remind myself to follow them as well :D

    Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

    1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
    2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
    3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
    4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
    5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
    6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
    7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
    8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
    9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
    10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
    11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
    12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
    13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
    14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
    15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
    16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
    17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
    18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
    19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
    20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
    21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
    22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
    23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books
    24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

    This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

    That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

    If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, fulofhyperness, Anari Cross, fange17, pie eater 2000, AlwaysHP-RealTHG, Knut25282, PjoHP, annabethandpercy4ever, 7thseven, thaliagrace123, BookLover86, I Live With The Muggles. black rose and blood


    When Drowning…

    Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

    PJO fan: PERCY!

    HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

    When rain suddenly come…

    Mortal: Damn it!

    PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

    HP fan: Accio umbrella!

    Exclaiming…

    Mortal: Oh My god!

    PJO fans: Di Immortales!

    HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

    1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

    2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

    3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

    4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

    5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

    6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

    7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

    8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

    9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

    10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

    11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

    12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

    13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

    14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

    15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

    16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

    17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

    18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

    19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

    20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

    21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

    22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

    23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

    24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

    25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

    26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

    27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

    28. Thou shall listen to these rules to respect thine readers and thine FanFiction Gods. It will make thou a better writer overall.e.

    awesome and funny sayings

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

    What happens if you get scared to death twice?

    People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

    Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

    Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

    One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

    One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

    I hear your silence loud and clear.

    It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

    It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

    I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

    The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

    WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

    If silence is golden, is talking silver?

    Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

    I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

    Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

    Please don't drop cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

    God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

    When everything's going your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

    If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

    Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

    What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

    It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

    Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

    It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

    16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

    1. Enter Wal-Mart

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

    THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

    1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

    2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

    3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

    4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

    5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

    6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

    7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

    8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

    9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

    10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

    11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

    12. "Ooooops!"

    'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

    'stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed'

    I think that those stupid kids should just give that pathetic rabbit some Trixs

    I hagiving me mosquito biteste those irritating mosquitoes

    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. I am weird and proud of it

    they say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people'

    WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.

    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    5) MEOW occasionally.

    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

    7) SAY -DING at each floor.

    8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

    14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

    17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

    20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

    21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

    92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

    Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

    Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

    People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

    You Might Be An Author If...

    1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

    2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

    3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

    4. Spell check is your best friend.

    5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

    6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

    7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

    8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

    9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

    10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

    11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

    12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

    13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

    14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

    15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

    16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

    17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

    18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

    19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

    20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

    21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

    22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

    23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

    24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

    25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

    26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

    27. You dream about your stories.

    28. You dream of new stories.

    29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

    30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

    Girl Comebacks!

    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
    Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

    Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
    Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

    Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
    Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

    Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!


    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
    FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
    REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
    FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
    REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

    five top teen titans couples

    5. cyborg and jinx they did have a really cute thing going on until you know all the good evil im a super hero your a super villian stuff kinda happened but hey you know sometimes things dont work

    4. jinx and kid-flash i know they have the super hero super villian thing going on as well but there's is slightly diferant from cyborg kid-flash tries and almost suceeds at getting her to become good

    3.terra and beastboy its a sweet couple but sometimes things dont work out for the best

    2. starfire and robin they are really sweet and bring out the best in each other

    1. beastboy and raven they do get on eachothers nerves a bit but opposites attract and they hlped each other get through each others heart aches

    five top couples for knd

    5. numbah one and numbah 362

    4. numbah one and what was that girls name you know the one thats his girlfriend and all

    3. two and five there really nice togather

    2. ummm gosh i dont really support a lot of others so lets leave this one blank for now

    1. three and four

    The Percy Jackson pledge:

    I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea

    I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

    I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

    I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

    I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

    I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

    I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

    I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

    I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

    I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

    I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

    I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

    Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

    Teen Titans Pledge

    I promise to remember Robin whenever I see a young circus acrobat.

    I promise to remember Slade when I hear about a weird psychopath.

    I promise to remember BB when I see one with pointy ears.

    I promise to remember Raven when I see one who is reluctant to conquer her fears.

    I promise to remember Star when I see a mustard bottle.

    I promise to remember Cyborg when I see a car or waffle.

    I promise to remember Terra when I see a rock figurine.

    I promise to remember Silkie when someone eats through thick and thin.

    I promise to remember Jinx when someone argues with her bros.

    I promise to remember Kid Flash when someone gives someone else a rose.

    I promise to remember all Titans(Kole,Jericho,Argent,Speedy,ect) when I have true friends.

    And yes, I promise to remain loyal to the Titans, to the end.

    PJO THINGY! seen by: theguythatwrotethatonestory (yes that is that person's actual awesome name!)

    NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

    PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

    NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

    PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

    NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

    PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

    NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

    PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

    NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

    PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

    NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

    PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

    NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

    PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

    NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

    PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

    NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

    PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

    Other stuff I copied and pasted into my profile...

    Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

    cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
    phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

    it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

    This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
    you can raed this psas it on !!

    I could read that!!! Heh, I'm smart. :D I want to try writing like that. *Clears throat* Okay here I go. I am a Ptteorehad, a dmieogd, a DC nred, a Teen Tanits lover

    IMPORTANT DATE TO REMEMBER:

    June 21: Summer solstice

    July 1: Jason's Birthday

    December 22: Thalia's Birthday

    December 17: Hazel's Birthday

    August 18: Percy's Birthday

    August 16: Battle of Manhattan

    December 21: Winter solstice

    November 28: The day fangirls and fanboys alike will remember Bob the titan.

    If you're a girl and you get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

    COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE JERIKOLE!

    COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE ROBSTAR!

    COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE FLINX!

    COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE BBRAE!

    COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE CYBEE!

    This is something that I am inspired by:

    Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

    Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,

    Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

    Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL.

    Got a problem with me? Solve it

    Can't stand me? Sit down.

    Can't face me? Turn around.

    Love me? Great.

    Hate me? Even better.

    Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.

    Don't like my style? Don't like yours.

    Don't know me? Don't judge me.

    Think you know me? You have NO idea

    I'm me. Hate it? Get over it.

    fifty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallapatorius, zotlot, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Mrs. Fantasy, Dimcairien, TabbyKins, PippElulu, Charmed Ojamajo, RoseQuartz1, Pixiedustmagic, cartoon princess,black rose and blood

    Lot's of kids think that TV is more entertaining then books. If you are not one of them, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name: Pixiedustmagic, Laneycane, Misteltoewitch, Heartpool,black rose and blood

    Dear bullies,

    See that girl you just called fat? She is starving

    herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

    Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.(another thing i saw on theguythatwrotethatonestory's profile. that person is really deep)

    TRUTH:

    In the series, Leo is always running. sometimes literally, like when he ran away from all his foster homes, and sometimes figuratively, like when he hides his true, broken feelings under his mask of jokes and humor. No one ever really appreciated Leo enough, because they don't know what he's been through. But, when do we ever know when to appreciate someone more? we could be standing right next to someone who's broken inside, and wouldn't know it, because they have a smile fixed on their face. not because they want it to be there, but because they force it to. - Pixies Between the pages

    Remember When...

    - Ships were just sailing vessels?

    - the empire State Building was just the second tallest building in the USA?

    - Blue Was Just a color?

    - Orange and Purple were also Just Colors?

    -Greek Myths were just Greek Myths?

    - Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, Etc were Just some random names?

    - dams were just things beavers built?

    - O, T & P were just letters next to each other?

    - August 18 was Just a date?

    - Architect made you think of just old buildings?

    I Promise you. if you ever try to remember these times... you'll laugh at yourself and call yourself a fool.

    Copy and Paste!

    Dear Rick Riordan,

    We are prepared to sacrifice

    Octavian if you can ensure

    Percabeth's safety.

    Love,

    The Fandom

    Repost this if it should be done.

    Which Robin are you most like?

    Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

    [x] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

    [x] You are flexible

    [ ] You love the circus

    [ ] You have lost someone precious to you in death

    [x] You are caring and kind

    [x] You are very intelligent

    [ ] You're first language was not English

    [ ] You live with one parent/guardian

    [ ] You say “Holy _” a lot

    [x] You have your own catchphrase.

    [x] You are a leader

    [ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

    [ ] You have quit a team before

    [ ] You have made a name for yourself

    [x] You are a very positive person.

    [ ] You have blue eyes

    [ ] You have black hair
    TOTAL: 7

    Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
    [ ] You are male

    [x] You own a gun (My dad does... Does that count?)

    [x] You have failed at something

    [ ] You have had a near-death experience

    [x] You are headstrong and moody

    [ ] You make rash decisions

    [x] You have inner turmoil no one understands

    [x] You have a grudge against someone

    [x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

    [x] You are out for revenge

    [x] You prefer to work alone

    [ ] You have blue eyes

    [ ] You have red hair
    TOTAL: 9

    Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
    [ ] You are male

    [ ] You come from a wealthy family

    [ ] You idolize someone

    [ ] You have lost someone close to you in death

    [x] You think things through

    [x] You are intelligent and quick to think

    [x] You are good a figuring out puzzles

    [x] You are a leader

    [x] You get good grades

    [x] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot

    [x] You lose your temper easily sometimes

    [x] You are somewhat anti-social

    [x] You prefer not to show your emotions

    [ ] You don't like to show off

    [x] Your favorite color is red

    [ ] You have blue eyes

    [ ] You have black hair
    TOTAL: 11

    Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
    [x] You are female

    [ ] You don’t get along with your father

    [ ] You father has been in jail

    [ ] You are impulsive

    [ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

    [X] You always feel you have something to prove

    [ ] You have had a child

    [ ] You change your appearance often

    [x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

    [x] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

    [ ] You have blue eyes

    [ ] You have blond hair
    TOTAL: 3

    Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
    [ ] You are male

    [ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

    [ ] You are short

    [x] You are mature for your age

    [x] You are always angry easily annoyed

    [x] You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically

    [ ] Your parents are/have been divorced

    [ ] You curse a lot

    [ ] You live with only your father

    [x] You like cats

    [x] You have your own catchphrase

    [ ] You have blue eyes

    [ ] You have black hair
    TOTAL: 5

    Tim Drake yeahhhhhhhhh he's my fave :D


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    The Percy Jackson Pledge:

    I promise to remember Percy

    whenever I’m at sea

    I promise to remember Annabeth

    whenever a spider comes at me

    I promise to protect nature

    for Grover's sake of course

    I promise to remember Luke

    when my heart fills with remorse

    I promise to remember Chiron

    whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

    I promise to remember Tyson

    whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

    I promise to remember Thalia

    whenever a friend is scared of heights

    I promise to remember Clarisse

    whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

    I promise to remember Bianca

    whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

    I promise to remember Nico

    whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

    I promise to remember Zoë

    whenever I watch the stars

    I promise to remember Rachel

    whenever a limo passes my car.

    I promise to remember The Stolls

    whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

    I promise to remember Beckendorf

    whenever I see someone working metal

    I promise to remember Silena

    whenever a friend takes one for the team

    I promise to remember Michael Yew

    whenever I see a smile that gleams

    I promise to remember Briares

    whenever I see someone playing hand games

    I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

    whenever I see a cloth in flames

    I promise to remember those campers

    who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone going against the odds.

    Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go...

    I promise to remember Rick Riordan

    for making these awesome characters!

    Now swear it on the River Styx *Thunder*

    Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

    So that all may see my obsession

    because I know what the Percy fans know

    Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

    It's a way of life you know.

    If your a demigod copy and paste this on your profile.

    The Percy Jackson Fan Pledge

    I promise to remember Percy,

    When a warrior fights on and on.

    I promise to remember Annabeth,

    For those who have been there all along.

    I promise to remember Grover,

    When someone follows a dream.

    I promise to remember Tyson,

    When someone leads a team.

    I promise to remember Jason,

    When someone falls from the sky.

    I promise to remember Leo,

    When someone's mother dies.

    I promise to remember Thalia,

    When someone goes beyond and above.

    I promise to remember Piper,

    When someone falls in love.

    I promise to remember Frank,

    When parents go to war.

    I promise to remember Reyna,

    For those dedicated to the core.

    I promise to remember Hazel,

    For those who honour people's trust.

    I promise to remember Rachel,

    For those who feel they must.

    I promise to remember Bianca,

    For those who die too young.

    I promise to remember Nico,

    For the heroes that go unsung.

    I promise to remember Luke,

    For those who make the wrong decisions.

    I promise to remember the demigod traitors,

    When someone causes division.

    I promise to remember the Olympians,

    When people meddle in affairs.

    I promise to remember the Titans,

    When parents do not care.

    But more than this I swear,

    To never forget this world.

    To never not care.

    I promise to never grow old enough,

    To regard this as simple stuff.

    Because Percy Jackson changed my life.

    And I'll forever love this gang through any strife.

    The Kane Chronicles Pledge:

    I promise to remember Carter

    When I travel far away

    I promise to remember Sadie

    When I have something sarcastic to say

    I promise to remember Desjardins

    When someone doesn't fight fair

    I promise to remember Amos

    When someone has beads in their hair

    I promise to remember Iskandar

    When I see someone very old

    I promise to remember Bast

    When I see cat's eyes that are gold

    I promise to remember Horus

    When I see a beautiful bird

    I promise to remember Isis

    Whenever strange voices are heard

    I promise to remember Set

    When someone is clever and sly

    I promise to remember Anubis

    When a cute boy catches my eye

    I promise to remember Zia

    When I see someone working magic

    I promise to remember Julius Kane

    When someone's life is tragic

    I promise to remember Ruby Kane

    When someone I love is gone

    The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

    The black man turned around and stood up.

    He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

    When I grew up I was BLACK,

    When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

    When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

    When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

    When I die I'll be BLACK.

    But you sir,

    When you're born you're PINK,

    When you grow up you're WHITE,

    When you're sick, you're GREEN,

    When you go in the sun you turn RED,

    When you're cold you turn BLUE,

    And when you die you turn PURPLE.

    And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

    Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


    "Girls Don't Realize These Things"

    I'm sorry
    that I bought you roses
    to tell you that I like you

    I'm sorry
    That I was raised with respect
    not to sleep with you when you were drunk

    I'm sorry
    That my body's not ripped enough
    to "satisfy" your wants

    I'm sorry
    that I open your car door,
    and pull out your chair like I was raised

    I'm sorry
    That I'm not cute enough
    to be "your guy"

    I'm sorry
    That I am actually nice;
    not a jerk

    I'm sorry
    I don't have a huge bank account
    to buy you expensive things

    I'm sorry
    I like to spend quality nights at home
    cuddling with you, instead of at a club

    I'm sorry
    I would rather make love to you then just screw you
    like some random guy.

    I'm sorry
    That I am always the one you need to talk to,
    but never good enough to date

    I'm sorry
    That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
    but when we went out you went home with another guy

    I'm sorry
    That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
    but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

    I'm sorry
    If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

    I'm sorry
    If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

    I'm sorry
    that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

    I'm sorry
    If you read this and know somebody like this
    but don't care

    But most of all

    I'm sorry
    For not being sorry anymore

    I'm sorry
    That you can't accept me for who I am

    I'm sorry
    I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
    enough to make it in your world.

    I'm sorry
    I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

    I'm sorry
    That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

    I'm sorry
    That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

    I'm Sorry
    That I cared

    I'm sorry
    that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

    Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
    Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

    If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

    If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

    Girls

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    apples on trees.

    The best ones are

    at the top of the tree.

    The boys don't want to reach

    for the good ones because they

    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

    Instead, they just get the rotten apples

    from the ground that aren't as good,

    but easy. So the apples at the top think

    something is wrong with them, when in

    reality, they're amazing. They just

    have to wait for the right boy to

    come along, the one who's

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    The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

    The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

    The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it

    The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care

    The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

    The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

    The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them

    The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.

    I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.

    I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

    I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.

    I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

    I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family

    I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

    I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

    I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.

    I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

    I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

    I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

    I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

    I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

    You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.


    Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

    Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

    "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

    "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

    "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

    Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

    Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

    Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

    Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

    Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

    Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

    "I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

    You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

    "Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

    If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

    I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

    Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

    "I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

    I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

    I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

    "I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

    I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

    Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

    "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

    Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

    Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
    'Hold my purse.'

    Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

    I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

    Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

    "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain"

    "Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"

    "Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"

    Being mature is overrated.

    Being weird is like being normal, only better.

    I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

    Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

    While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

    Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

    When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

    I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

    I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

    Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

    The Glass

    the optimist-"It is half full"

    the pessimist-"It is half empty"

    awesomest-"I already drank it"

    (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

    I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

    It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

    Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

    Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

    You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

    I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

    You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

    Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

    When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

    I don't obsess! I think intensely.

    I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

    I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

    This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

    Crazy and proud:

    Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any!

    There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any!

    I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side!

    You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.

    I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY?

    You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person!

    Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier!

    Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!

    Question: Do you know who I am?
    Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

    You: Go to Hell!
    Me: See you there.

    You: OMG did you just fall?
    Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

    I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

    Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

    You sound better with your mouth closed.

    You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

    I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

    If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

    Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

    “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

    "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

    Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
    Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
    Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

    Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."


    95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

    Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!

    If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

    95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

    92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

    If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

    If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

    Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

    Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.

    93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

    YOUR GUY SIDE:

    You love hoodies

    You love jeans

    Dogs are better then cats

    It's hilarious when people get hurt

    You've played with/against boys on a team.

    Shopping is torture.

    Sad movies suke

    You own/ed an X-Box.

    Playes with hot weels as a kis

    At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

    You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

    You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

    You watch sports on TV

    Gory movies are cool

    You go to your dad for advice

    You own like a trillion baseball caps

    You like going to high school football games.

    You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

    Baggy pants are cool to wear

    It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

    Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors)

    You love to go crazy and not care what people think

    Sports are fun.

    Talk with food in your mouth.

    Sleep with your socks on at night.

    TOTAL:16.

    YOUR GIRL SIDE:

    Cants are better then dags

    you ware lipgloss

    You love to shop

    You wear eyeliner.

    You ware the color pink

    Go to your mom for advice.

    You consider cheerleading a sport.

    You hate wearing the color black

    You like hanging out at the mall.

    You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

    You like wearing jewelry

    Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

    Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

    You don't like the movie Star Wars

    You were in gymnastics/dance.

    It takes you around/more then one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

    You smile a lot more than you should

    You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

    You care about what you look like.

    You like wearing dewsses when you can

    You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

    You love movies

    Used to play with dolls as a kid

    Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

    Like being the star of every thing.

    Totel:1

    THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE

    1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
    2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
    3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
    4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
    5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
    6. Why's it high school?
    7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
    8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
    9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
    10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
    11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
    12. When is Grover such a perv?
    13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
    14. Why does he have crutches?
    15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
    16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
    17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
    18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
    19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
    20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
    21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
    22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
    23. What happened to the Fates?
    24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
    25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
    26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
    27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
    28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
    29. What about Montauk?
    30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
    31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
    32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
    33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
    34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
    35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
    36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
    37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
    38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
    39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
    40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
    41. What happened to Argus?
    42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
    43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
    44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
    45. What about Dionysus?
    46. The Minotaur horn?
    47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
    48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
    49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
    50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
    51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
    52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
    53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
    54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
    55. What happened to Clarisse?
    56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
    57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
    58. The sacrifices?
    59. Magic goblets?
    60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
    61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
    62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
    63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
    64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
    65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
    66. His pan pipes?
    67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
    68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
    69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
    70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
    71. What happened to the Oracle?
    72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
    73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
    74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
    75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
    76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
    77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
    78. Half Blood Hill?
    79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
    80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
    81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
    82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
    83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
    84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
    85. Or a map?
    86. Persephone's Pearls?
    87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
    88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
    89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
    90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
    91. Where'd that mortal come from?
    92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
    93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
    94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
    95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
    96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
    98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
    99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
    100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
    101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
    102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
    103. That train ride?
    104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
    105. And Percy swims in a pool?
    106. And they keep Medusa's head?
    107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
    108. And the Chimera?
    109. And the Echidna!
    110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
    111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
    112. What about the Nereid?
    113. And meeting Ares?
    114. And going to the Waterland park?
    115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
    116. Hephaestus' trap!
    117. And the Kindness International truck?
    118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
    119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
    120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
    121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
    122. Or get attacked.
    123. What happened to the cash cards?
    124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
    125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
    126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
    127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
    128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
    129. Where'd the DOA go?
    130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
    131. He doesn't burn some money.
    132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
    133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
    134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
    135. And has pet hellhounds?
    136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
    137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
    138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
    139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
    140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
    141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
    142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
    143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.
    144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)
    145. Grover doesn't stay back.
    146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
    147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
    148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
    149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
    150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
    151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
    152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
    153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
    154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
    155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
    156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
    157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
    158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
    159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
    160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
    161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
    162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
    163. He finds out his mom is back.
    164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
    165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
    166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
    167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
    168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
    169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
    170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
    171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
    172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
    173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
    174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
    175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
    176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
    177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
    178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
    179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
    180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
    181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
    182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
    183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
    184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
    185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
    186. Curly blonde hair.
    187. And grey eyes.
    188. Percy has green eyes.
    189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
    190. And have curly brown hair.
    191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
    192. And acne.
    193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
    194. With fake feet.
    195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
    196. Where's her dagger?
    197. Luke's scar?
    198. And his quest?
    199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
    200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
    201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
    202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
    203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
    204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

    Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

    Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

    Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

    The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

    Children of rival gods can fall in love.

    No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

    Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

    Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

    Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

    The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

    Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

    Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. (VERy, VERY Attractive!)

    Math teachers really are evil.

    Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

    It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

    Elvis was a magician. No, really.

    Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

    Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

    A god of toilet paper can actualy be really cool.

    Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

    If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

    ALL PJO FANS EVERYWHERE!

    The Sea of Monsters is underway and shall be out in theaters on August 16th! 2 days before our favorite hero, Percy Jackson's, Birthday! The girl who played Annabeth in the first movie will be back but she died her hair to match Annabeth's (thank gods) and Logan Lerman is back as our beloved Perseus Jackson!:D mark your calendars and hope to see you all there;)


    That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

    The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

    That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

    That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

    The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

    The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

    You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

    Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a hear

    ZEUS

    You like being in charge. (no)

    You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.(Yes)

    You were voted Class President. (no)

    You (try to) do what’s best for everyone. (Yes)

    You have multiple exes. (no)

    You think you have what it takes to run for President. (no)

    You think every problem has a solution. (Yes)

    You love showing off. (no)

    You like plane rides. (no)

    You are hydrophobic. (no)

    3/10

    POSEIDON

    You feel at home in the water. (Yes)

    Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. (yes)

    You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. (no)

    You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. (yes)

    You visit the local pool on a regular basis.(yes)

    You swim professionally. (no)

    You hate seafood. (no)

    You never get seasick. (no)

    You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (yes)

    You are acrophobic. (no)

    5/10

    HADES

    You’re not that much of a people person. (yes)

    You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (yes)

    You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (yes)

    You like listening to loud, angry music. (no)

    you spend of your time alone. (Yes)

    You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (no. they are always loud and annoying)(this counts as a yes)

    You like to keep to yourself. (Yes)

    All your closets are padlocked. (no)

    You write in a diary/journal. (yes)

    You feel most active at night. (Yes)

    8/10

    DEMETER

    You own a garden. (no)

    You like the great outdoors. (no)

    You have a green thumb. (no)

    You’re an environmentalist. (no)

    You have a special connection with animals. (no)

    You’re a vegetarian. (no)

    You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. (no)

    You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. (no)

    You love going to flower shops. (no)

    You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (yes)

    1/10

    ARES

    You often start fights. (no)

    You’re a very aggressive type of person. (no)

    You like watching wrestling. (no)

    You’re competitive. (yes)

    You like reading about war. (yes)

    You don’t take crap from anybody. (yes)

    You have anger management. (No)

    You never back away from a fight. (yes)

    Everyone does what you say. (yes)

    You don't always think before you do something (yes)

    6/10

    ATHENA

    You have an insatiable thi knowledge. (yes)

    You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. (Yes)

    Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (no)

    You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (yes)

    You’re the valedictorian in your class. (no)

    You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (yes)

    You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (yes)

    You think it would be better if you were the President. (yes)

    You have a huge shelf of books at home. (Yes)

    You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (no)

    7/10

    APOLLO

    You’re very creative and artistic. (Yes)

    You like listening to all kinds of music in general. (yes)

    You always feel sunny and optimistic. (no)

    You are talented at drawing. (Yes)

    You like writing poetry. (yes)

    You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (yes)

    You like going to art museums. (no)

    You always win 1st Place in Art Contests. (no)

    You have straight As in Art on your report card. (Yes)

    Your school notebook has more doodles than notes (yes)

    7/10

    HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

    You dislike boys in general. (yes)

    A deer is one of your favorite animals. (yes)

    You can shoot targets. (yes)

    You like silver. (yes)

    You like the moon better than the sun. (Yes)

    Zoe Nightshade is awesome. (duh)

    You love wild animals. (Yes)

    You spend most of your time outdoors. (no)

    You love to move around the place. (yes)

    8/10

    Hephaestus

    You have a way with tools. (sorta)

    You build awesome things during your free time. (sometimes)

    You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. (no)

    Metalworking is your forte. (No)

    You have your own toolbox. (No)

    You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (yes)

    You’re a techie. (yes)

    You often have carpentry projects. (No)

    You dream of being a carpenter. (No)

    You aren’t afraid of fire. (yes)

    4/10

    APHRODITE

    Every guy/girl swoons for you. (no)

    You like putting on makeup. (i hate make up)

    You naturally smell good. (no

    You never experience a bad hair day. (No)

    Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (No)

    You’re always at the front of every trend. (No)

    You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (No!)

    You’re often invited to parties. (no)

    Your motto is "It’s never a party without me.” (no)

    You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (no)

    0/10

    HERMES

    You like pick pocketing your friends. (No)

    You’re a prankster. (no)

    You’re a speed demon. (no)

    You consider yourself restless. (no)

    You’re the best speaker in the class. (no)

    You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. (Yes)

    You’re inventive and resourceful.(yes)

    You often start arguments. (Yes)

    You’ve never lost a debate. (yes)

    You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (Yes)

    5/10

    DIONYSUS

    You’re the life of the party. (No)

    You like wine. (no)

    You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (nope)

    You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (No)

    You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (no)

    You’re a foodie. (yes!)

    You like going to social events and mingling with people. (no)

    You like trying out new food. (no)

    You feel that you’re abundant in life. (no)

    You think that blah blah blah (yes)

    2/10

    HECATE

    Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.(yes)

    You like magic. (Yes)

    You like Harry Potter. (yes)

    You're bold. (yes)

    You hate when people think you're the bad guy. (Yes)

    You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy. (no)

    You couldn't care less about fashion. (yes)

    Teddy bears are lethal in your hands. (no)

    You like being different from everybody else. (Yes)

    You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous. (Yes)

    8/10

    Quotes From Percy Jackson:

    --"'Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.'"

    --"'Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.'"

    --"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

    "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

    "Which one is me?" I asked.

    "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

    "Oh, shut up."

    --Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.

    Annabeth: Was it hard?"

    --""Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
    "He's the sun god," Percy said
    "That's not what I meant. Thalia said."

    --“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."

    "It was probably important to her.”

    --“Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
    "You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
    "You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?"
    "You would've done the same for me."
    It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod.”

    --“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

    It only works on wild animals."

    So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

    Hey!" I protested.”

    --“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
    "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
    He stood next to the arm less statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
    "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
    "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”

    --“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
    "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
    "But...you did something nice. Why?"
    He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?”

    --“We need music," Nico said. "How's your singing?"
    "Um, no. Can't you just, like, tell it to open? You're the son of Hades and all."
    "It's not so easy. We need music."
    I was pretty sure if I tried to sing, all I would cause was an avalanche.”

    --“Apollo?” I guessed…
    He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
    A god named Fred?”

    My favorite PJO quotes:

    “Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
    -Percy Jackson

    “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
    Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
    -Dionysus and Blackjack

    “Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.
    -Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.

    "You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
    Y-yes, Mr. D."
    Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
    You're a god."
    "Yes, child."
    "A god. You."
    -Grover Underwood, Percy Jackson and Dionysus

    “I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”
    -Leo

    “Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
    Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”
    You both sound like my mother,” I said.
    Shut up!” they both said in unison.”
    -Percy, Thalia Grace, and Zoe Nightshade

    “Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someone on a shield after a major success on the battlefield-and we haven't had any major battles-or we hold a ballot on the evening of June 24, at the Feast of Fortuna. That's in five days."
    Percy frowned. "You have a feast for tuna?”
    -Reyna and Percy

    “She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.”
    -Percy

    “THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
    Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
    He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
    "Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--”
    -Polybotes and Terminus

    “They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?"
    "Dude," Percy said, "I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I'm hungry."
    -Frank Zhang and Percy

    ''With great power... comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.''
    -Nico Di Angelo

    "You drool when you sleep.'' - Annabeth

    "Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
    -Tyson

    "My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.''
    -Percy Jackson

    "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!"
    -Percy Jackson

    "It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!"--Percy Jackson

    "We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
    "Sorry," she murrmured.
    "S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like."
    -Percy and Annabeth

    "How did you die?"
    "We er...drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub."
    -Grover

    "She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.
    "Be careful seaweed brain." She said putting on her invisible cap and disappearing.
    I probably would have sat there all day, trying to remember my name, but then the sea demons came."
    -Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson

    Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"
    -Percy Jackson

    "With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up when it's over."
    -Nico di Angelo

    I am the daughter of Hades and Artimis! I am good with a bow, and Death is my favourite subject in school.


    My enemies are: Ares, Dionysus, Zues, Kronos, Lord Garmodon(when EVIL), the overlord, and Apollo(I'm sorry, but he flirts with my mom's hunters, and thinks he can date me!).


    My friends are: Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, Frank, Jason, Piper, Nico, Cole, Lloyd, Kai, Zane, Jay, Nya, Thalia, and Leo

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    Say Something by KNDnumbuh007 reviews
    Spoiler alert! After the finale, Zoey and Mike break up due to his personalities. After a year goes by, Mike wants to show how he's changed. So much so... he let's Mal take the reigns. Will this change be better or for worse for the couple? a MalxZoey fic
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Zoey, Mal] Mike - Complete
    I Need Love, I Need You by Lunarstar042713 reviews
    We all know Nico Di Angelo, son of Hades, a demigod fighting monsters, can be a bit moody, but he is still a guy. When Percy, Annabeth, and Grover bring a new demigod to camp, Nico starts feeling weird when he sees her. Is he falling in love? Sorry if RR characters are OC. Dont own the Nico image *HOUSE OF HADES SPOILER* I guess this is AU since Nico is gay, still love him though:)
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,454 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Nico A., Leo V., OC - Complete
    Ocean Eyes by Cockapoo reviews
    NicoA x OC. Percy Jackson has a sister, and what happens when his best friend Nico di Angelo falls for her? Or vice versa? Add in a little plot, a little prophecy, and some of the gods. Ignores The Lost Hero mostly, but compatible with The Last Olympian.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,741 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
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    Anna Rogers an unexpected journy reviews
    Anna Rogers is an average teenage girl that does average teenage things that is until she discovers she's a demigod she's having enough trouble as it is dealing with making friends and dealing with the Stolls trying to pull a prank on her she definitely doesn't need boys making things more complicated will the gods give her the life she deserves probably not read to find out anyway
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Nico A., Leo V., Hazel L., OC
    boy problems reviews
    Hazel goes to Nico with boy problems how does Nico react towards this review please even if you just review to say its horrible
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Nico A., Hazel L. - Complete
    his wedding reviews
    It's Percy's and Annabeth's wedding and a surprise visitor comes to talk to an old friend. pairings percy/annabeth one-sided percy/nico oneshot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
    seriously reviews
    Seriously if I had to describe Nico in one word I would have to say confusing seems you know like the basic love story I wish because love with Nico is unfortunately love with Nico is never easy and then there's the business the I really dislike involving some tears some blood and a lot story's and revelations told and revealed but how did a pink Nico got involved I have no clue
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Nico A., OC
    Zoey's diary reviews
    I suck at summary's but take my word for it its going to be good oh and its in Zoey's point of view
    Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
    truth or dare reviews
    what will happen to some seventh years will destineys be changed will new romances bloom ps six couples not only one im saying because it the main ship is dramione
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
    by your side forever and always reviews
    what happens when you get two titans who hate each other a girly song a new boyfriend and some jealosy
    Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
    i love tofu and maybe a demon reviews
    beastboy gets 5000 bags of tofu but when he doesnt finish it it becomes a monster and trys to eat raven and a certian green titan trys to save the day
    Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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