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Joined 10-19-12, id: 4315579, Profile Updated: 10-02-19
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Pokémon, Bleach, and Assassin's Creed.

SomeDamn Author here.


I've been back after a long hiatus. Feelsgoodman.jpg

I've been reading fanfiction since I was twelve, and I still do, even to this day.

I'm clumsy and very forgetful. Deadlines are my enemy. I was famous when I was young for being the guy who forgot his schoolbag at home on the day of the exam. I'm the guy who usually hunts for hours for a pen I've lost, only to realize it's been in my pocket all the while.

I'm certainly not a cleanliness-freak, but I always love my desk uncluttered, and there's almost always blank paper on my desk, unless I have people over at my place. The papaer helps a lot to put down anything, really, be it ideas or just a cool sounding phrase. I'd recommend having a small flip-pad at your desk too. especially if you are a fanfiction author.


I'm in an eternal relationship with coffee, we make passionate love at least thrice a day, more, if I have the day off.

My hobbies would include reading, writing fanfiction, gaming (PC), writing the occasional not-that-great poetry, watching anime and football (soccer). Chelsea FC, Pride of London!

Ah, I also love playing the guitar. I still meet up with my band-mates and jam. It's a great way of communication, and lots of fun. I try to practice seriously for an hour a day, or more, if my schedule permits. I've been playing for seven years now.

Ah...reading. I'm a huge LOTR fan, having read everything to do with them. Still not watched the movies though! I know, right? (Edit : I have, now. Holy shit)

I've also read the ever-jaw-dropping 'A Song Of Ice And Fire' , by George R.R Martin, Game Of Thrones, for those who watch the T.V Series. Eagerly awaiting 'Winds Of Winter'.

Other than that, as for fiction, I read Archer, Grisham, Dan Brown, Ayn Rand...among other stuff.

I tell myself I'm pretty stagnant in terms of music. My range is not that high.

I listen to a lot of Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold and many other mainstream metal/hard-rock bands out there. Linkin Park were my childhood favorites, though I grew out of them. Still, I purchased 'The Hunting Party', and I'm still being blown away, even on the 9999th listen.

There's also old-school bands like Pink Floyd, Soundgarden and the likes, still sounding fresh, heavy and all-round awesome all the way in 2014.

My favorite band out of them all'd be Kamelot. It's not that much of a well-known band, but they play Symphonic Metal, and I fell in love with them the very first time I heard them. LISTEN TO THEM!

Other than these, I listen to Alternative, progressive rock and the occasional Death Metal. As for other artistes, I love Regina Spektor, John Mayer, Shane Alexander, and so on. Check these guys out if you have the time.

2019 Edit : Well I s'pose music tastes change quite a bit in five years.

Now, I mentioned I'm a shabby eater, but I love anything spicy. I can usually eat without flinching what others would take quite a few sips of Coke for.


Well now, this is a pretty serious topic, isn't it. I'll go all Zen at this point. The one thing I despise, and I mean absolutely, is hypocrisy. I don't know why, it's kinda' strange, but there you have it, I do.

I dislike people who assert their views too much.

I dislike tea. We just don't see eye-to-eye.

Oh, and another thing that'll convince you I'm either insane or utterly stupid, I dislike chocolate and Ice-cream. I can eat them, but I don't enjoy them at all. I know, I've recieved so much flak for this. People have shouted at me, force-fed me, done all they could. Nope, still hatin' them. I'd rather have something spicy and tear-inducing, than Ice-Cream.


To set up a music school with a few of my friends, where we'll teach people not just to 'play' music, but to LIVE it. To listen, to sing, to clap, to enjoy music, generally.

Kinda' weird? Yeah, I think so too.


Currently Working on :

Hostage Return : An Assassin's Creed and Naruto Crossover. Give it a squint, see if ya' like it! I don't know how long it'll turn out to be, but I plan to go all the way with it.

Reviews :

And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'TheDemonKingNaruto',

Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.

2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.

3) Send a PM. While normally I'd prefer a review, PM are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer."

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow...fuck...I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.


Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.


'Blacken the cursed sun,
You're not the only one.
To have sunk so far and low,
There is no tomorrow.
Blacken the cursed sun,
Blacken what's yet to be done.
Blacken because now you know,
There is no tomorrow.'

- Lamb Of God

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,043,542 - Reviews: 10070 - Favs: 15,121 - Follows: 14,363 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Blondie by Pibbinator reviews
Welcome, to the wild west of the Elemental Federation! A land filled with gunslingers, bounty hunters, and outlaws. A land where a man can be free, a family can settle, and a civilization can be born. Go west, young man. Go west!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,302 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 9/10/2019
A Reason To Hate by WhoIsThisDamnAuthor reviews
"Shall we...give them a reason to hate us?" Aizen Sosuke, Uzumaki Naruto. Are they polar opposites, or more similar than we think? World : Naruto, with heavy influences and indications to the existence of the Bleach universe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,358 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., S. Aizen
Fox among Eagles and Sharks by Bamboofoxfire Productions reviews
Kidnapped from his home village at the age of nine and stolen overseas, Uzumaki Naruto finds himself in a completely foreign land where he can't understand anyone. When he tries to flee from his captors, a man named Edward saves him. AU Pirate!Naruto/AC4
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,749 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Grin and Bear It by Jetshinsei reviews
There are battles to be fought even in times of peace. How do you fight them when they're with yourself? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,004 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Talk by SimplyAlexei reviews
Hinata couldn't believe that Sasuke was standing there dressed as a girl and holding a sex toy. NOT A LEMON! Slight ooc, maybe, a little bit. Mostly Dialogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Triple Identity by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Gohan has been working at the CC since he was 15, but now at age 18 his mom forces him to go to high school. How will Gohan fit in while trying to keep his identity as halfalien, superhero AND scientist hidden? GohanxVidel highschool fic with some twists
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 312,941 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gohan, Videl
Wilderness by Kanji no Sakka reviews
As the war screeches to a temporary halt, Naruto leaves the battlefield on a unique mission only he can complete. Sakura is ordered to go with him. In the days that follow their bond is changed forever. Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,672 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Lapis Philosophorum by Firefly264 reviews
The Philosopher Stone, and those who seek it. The search, and the craving of power, can only lead to suffering. Some spoilers for Brotherhood/manga, song fic to one of the Brotherhood OSTs. ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
True Love Is by Renaerys reviews
A study of love, hate, and the fine line in between them. Crack ships and pairings less threatening. Something for everyone. Pairings indicated in chapter titles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012
The Day Byakuya Got Drunk by Nadine25 reviews
When shihouin yoruichi returns to Seireitei, Kuchiki Byakuya comes face to face with his worst nightmare. He manages to traumatize the entire Gotei 13. Tune in to the most Hilarious night in Byakuya's life. This is Byakuya like you've never seen him B4
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Body Heat by Wicked Raygun reviews
Sharing body heat is a traditional survival tactic used during low temperature conditions. It's also a great excuse for snuggling. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 Reasons Why I Don't Like Momo Hinamori by anime16 reviews
8th Reason: I don't like her because she's dense. How could she not know that I've—Izuru had been in love with her since we—they were on the academy. Ugh, I feel sorry for Izuru, having such feelings for a dense girl.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Vanishing Point by Kanji no Sakka reviews
Itachi freefalls into despair, murder, and exile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Merged Horizons by Lady Leita reviews
When Dr. Vidic uses a new technology to try and get the information from Altaïr's memories, Desmond gets the shock of his life... *Warning: Spoilers in later chapters!*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
The Heart To Heart Talk That Isn't Actually One by VioTanequil reviews
“It won’t work, ya see? Ichigo’s a thickhead. Stupid, ya? Like S-T-U-P-I-D stupid. Really, really dumb. He’s dumber than most other guys, ya know? What ya wanna do? Na. It won’t work. Not a chance, Hime-san." Rated K for mild Language.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hiyori S., Orihime I. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
In Anger and Affection by Mana Mihara reviews
I’d spent the majority of my life believing one thing, and then BAM, life smacked me right between the eyes, leaving me dazed and befuddled. Why had I never realized my feelings for him until now? [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
This Is How We Operate by Quillslinger reviews
And the only way to deal with crazy people, she knew, was to comply with their demands and not make any sudden movement. Naruto/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Alarm Clock, Meet Haruno Sakura by ImpliedParanoia reviews
A short one shot involving alarm clocks...i hate them with a passion. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 433 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Tender Kisses by Darkflameangel reviews
On their way back from a boring mission, Naruto and Sakura stop for the night only to find that a scalded hand can’t prevent inner thoughts from leaking into outer actions. Both will come to terms with their inner thoughts.... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thirty Kisses by Kit Spooner reviews
NarutoSakura oneshots to the tune of thirty kisses. It goes way beyond chemistry and crushes, baby. [ongoing, ratings vary for each story]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
NaruIno in 30 Kisses by Kaara reviews
Response to 30Kisses LJ community's themes. How Naruto and Ino's relationship came to be and progressed. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 394 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broken Wings by sharingank reviews
She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
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The Hostage Return Plan reviews
Sarutobi Hiruzen arranges for Naruto to be 'kidnapped' by a strange man clad in white robes. Now, seven years later, Uzumaki Naruto returns as an Assassin in training! Hiruzen Sarutobi's initial move is only the beginning of a war that will stretch across several timelines. Are you ready?
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 202,483 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Naruto U.
The Abysswalker reviews
As the world crumbles down to an end, one final unlikely savior is summoned. A nameless entity awakens long after Uzumaki Naruto in order to do what the great man couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2019 - Published: 11/25/2019 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kaguya Ō.
This Day Again reviews
One-shot. Naruto reminisces as he trudges up the hill with his grand-daughter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2019 - Naruto U., Boruto U. - Complete
Of Tales To Be Told reviews
A set of one-shots based on Naruto, exploring various themes, metaphorical and psychological.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2019 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Complete
Ryuk reviews
Ryuk looks at Light Yagami as he fades. [Short, Abstract]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Complete
Shriek reviews
Left alone at Hueco Mundo, Inoue Orihime straddles insanity. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Orihime I. - Complete
When The Skies Descend reviews
When Land and Sea fight, the Sky shall descend, and all shall cower. How does it feel to harness Rayquaza's power?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Brendan/Yūki - Complete
Awakening reviews
L's last thoughts as he looks into Light Yagami's eyes.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Complete
Shatter reviews
Uchiha we know him, the most badass shinobi to be born. A one-shot looking into what transformed him into that. (Slight MadaMito)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Madara U., Mito U.] - Complete